Well you can't have it.
But there IS a bike almost as good round Robbo's lockup. It's some sort of really nice Honda without a sidehack on it or anything, and it's got almost no miles on it and it runs perfectly and it would make a great cafe racer and it COULD even be built for carrying if you threw some saddlebags on it, if you had a pair of such things.
I suggest you nip round there and have a quick word with Robbo before somebody else snatches it up.
You KNOW it makes sense.