Don't do that-

Would be a waste of a perfectly good bike. Cops would nab it or something. How about you ride it back legally?

You sort your insurance out and I can get it all ready for you to collect (you pay me later for MOT and shit) then come down and get it. Spend the night at Hooon's laughing at his gay bike.

I could even ride back North with you if you were all afraid and shit. Might be on my way to visit Johnny.