Grandad for the second time, to Thomas who weighed (this is important for some reason,a "thing that is done" a bit like giving the age for people in newspaper stories, you know, "George, aged 49, was shocked to find the small elephant stuck in his chimney" which sounds like a euphemism, why do we need to know Georges age? but hey, i digress) 7lb 12oz

I am offcially proper old :/