Darlin', I wish you peace
And the night's release
From the day's troubles and cares
Brush your teeth, say your prayers
And never fear, for I'm right here
So far yet always near
Get it in your head, baby
It's time for bed
Blessings, sheep or sugarplums
Count whichever works for you
Take time out from feelin' blue
Save that shit for the mornin' dew
Even the stars burn more brightly
And sparkle all the more spritely
When catchin' 40 twinkle-winkles nightly
But what about jammies?
WHAT?! You sleep in the raw, raw, raw?!
My oh my!! Don't worry, I'll never describe
The delectable thangs I just saw!!
You're gettin' sleepy, sleepy...
Oh, oh, hope you remembered to pee-pee!
Go to sleep, sleep, fast asleep...
Wish I were an Oscar Meyer angel
To hold you safely in my keep
Long as the stars do shine
And the moon does glow
I'd never want to let you go
Good night, sweet-heart
A kiss on every cheek
Love you one big heap
Now, close your eyes
Dream of me
And NOT another peep!
XO