| Darlin', ya ain't gonna believe this!!!July 13 2005 at 3:30 PM | Bud |
Response to You are truly a man after my own heart, Bud Stamper... |
| As I was leavin' the barn this AM for my mornin' constitutional, you'll never believe what I saw parked smack dab out front...the "ACME Roofing Company" truck! Talkin' 'bout a sign! I had me a whole pickup! I mean what're the chances of that, Deanie Darlin'!?
I hadda laugh, then checked 'round, kinda worried-like for WileE. After all, havin' a safe fall on yer head's not 'xactly the happy way to start the day, right!? Anyways, I finally saw the roofer on the neighborin' roof and was kinda disappointed 'cuz he didn't look anythang like Wile E. Nope, not my type a'tall. No orange T-shirt even. I was mighty tempted to say somethang cute like, "Meep, meep," but didn't wanna start somethang I didn't wanna finish, ifn' ya catch my drift, darlin'.
So, I just went 'bout my business regular like, but first you'll be glad to know I snapped a pitcher of that coincidental sign with my paranoid camera, just like them folks at the X-Files mighta done when somethang spooky crossed their paths. 'Course this was a good kinda spooky, notta suck you up in some ailin' space-craft 'n probe yer brains out 'til the cows come home 'n your eyes pop out like some run-away bride kinda spooky. Lucky fer me, huh!?
Anyways, I've squirreled my ol'ACME pitcher away fer that show 'n tell time we're plannin' on havin' some happy day in futuro. Boy, sure wish I hadda pitcher of them jail-bird love-birds! Wooooo E! That musta bin one for ol'Ripleys', I betcha! What a pecker that ol'bird musta had...I mean...Ya know...To peck out that hole...I mean...Well...I'll just leave it at that...One fer ol'Ripleys'!
An' here's 'nother thang you'll never believe...I just heard this Vince Gill song, "Look At Us," on KGOB, the Good Ol'Boys Station,...an' guess what, Deanie Darlin', 'Nother one for ol'Ripleys'...Vince Gill talks just like us!!!
Look at us
After all these years
Gittin' better 'n better, too
With the accents to prove it!
Look at us
After all that we've been through
The wars, darlin' the wars
Namely the Civil War, Yankee dogs!
Actually, it's pronounced the Civil Wah!
Look at us
Still leanin' on each other
Guess the peg legs help
Race ya up Billy Goat Hill!
If'n you wanna see
How true love should be
Then just look at us
But don't you kids dare try this at home!
'N don't tell your parents or we'll get arrested!
Look at you
Still bodacious!
Look at me
Still crazy over you
Yup, still crazy after all these years!
But they still haven't come to take me away!
Talk about a back-log!
Look at us
Still believin' in forever
Whatever it takes, darlin'
If'n you wanna see
How true love should be
Then just look at us
Who'd a thunk it!?
In a hundred years from now
I know without a doubt
They'll all look back
And wonder how the hell
We made it all work out
99% perspiration, 1% inspiration
Or is it vicey versey?
That formula's SO confusin'!
Chances are
We'll go down in history
Or infamy...
When they wanna see
How true love should be
They'll just look at us...
'N scratch their heads
'N go, "huh?!" But hey,
Works for us, don't it, Darlin'!
XO
Bud
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| Responses- I believe, Darlin', I do! - Deanie on Jul 14, 2005, 5:33 PM
- Well, I've got an eagle eye on you, Darlin'! - Bud on Jul 15, 2005, 2:53 PM
- Oh, darlin' Bud, - Deanie on Jul 19, 2005, 5:51 PM
- PS - Deanie on Jul 19, 2005, 9:31 PM
- Right or Wrong, I'll Always Love Ya, Deanie Darlin'! - Bud on Jul 20, 2005, 12:05 AM
- P.S. - Bud on Jul 20, 2005, 2:11 PM
- That's my Bud! - Deanie on Jul 22, 2005, 5:07 PM
- Dang!!! - Bud on Jul 23, 2005, 10:34 AM
- Peligro - las curvas adelante! - Deanie on Jul 25, 2005, 6:17 PM
- PS - Glub! - Deanie on Jul 26, 2005, 12:08 PM
- Gracias a la vida! - Bud on Jul 26, 2005, 2:22 PM
- Ah, don't worry, baby - Deanie on Jul 27, 2005, 6:24 PM
- Bud E! - Deanie on Jul 29, 2005, 8:55 AM
- PS - Deanie on Jul 29, 2005, 9:31 AM
- Bud E? - Deanie on Jul 29, 2005, 4:52 PM
- Ticonderoga to you too, Deanie Darlin'!!! - Bud on Jul 29, 2005, 11:01 PM
- Deanie, yer never gonna believe this!!! - Budd on Jul 30, 2005, 11:23 PM
- Yup, yup, a thousand times yup! - Deanie on Aug 1, 2005, 11:56 AM
- Findin' Yer Inner Duck, Deanie - Bud on Aug 2, 2005, 12:01 AM
- Buenas Tardes, Mi Amor! - Deanie on Aug 3, 2005, 5:30 PM
- Maria, zat you?! Ain't seen ya in a coon's age,gal!! - Bud on Aug 3, 2005, 11:54 PM
- Que suenes con los angelitos, mi maravilla! - Deanie on Aug 5, 2005, 12:39 AM
- Dormi, Deanie, pero mi corazon era despierto - Bud on Aug 5, 2005, 11:41 PM
- Una Mano, Un Corazon - Maria on Aug 6, 2005, 12:23 AM
- Dang el, muchachas! - Bud on Aug 6, 2005, 11:15 PM
- Hay, Bud! - Deanie on Aug 9, 2005, 5:46 PM
- Hay's fer Horses, Deanie! - Bud on Aug 10, 2005, 4:41 PM
- Es Buenisimo, Darlin'!! - Deanie on Aug 10, 2005, 4:50 PM
- Timin' everthang, Deanie! - Bud on Aug 10, 2005, 4:55 PM
- Howdy, darlin Deanie! - Bud on Aug 13, 2005, 2:37 PM
- Howdy, Bud Darlin'!! - Deanie on Aug 13, 2005, 10:00 PM
- P.S. - Deanie on Aug 13, 2005, 10:04 PM
- I'll take a closet to a doghouse anyday, Deanie darlin'! - Bud on Aug 14, 2005, 3:32 PM
- P.S. I love ya, Deanie! - Bud on Aug 15, 2005, 2:37 AM
- Honest I Do, Bud! - Deanie on Aug 16, 2005, 5:49 PM
- Awww, Deanie, my sediments 'xactly!!! - Bud on Aug 17, 2005, 2:01 AM
- low - down coincidence on Aug 17, 2005, 5:53 AM
- Do ya wanna know a secret, Deanie darlin'!? - Bud on Aug 19, 2005, 8:07 PM
- Lissenin' up, Budd Darlin'!!! - Deanie on Aug 20, 2005, 12:31 PM
- PS - Deanie on Aug 20, 2005, 12:40 PM
- Happy Days R Us, Deanie darlin'!!!! - Bud on Aug 20, 2005, 10:55 PM
- P.S. - Bud on Aug 21, 2005, 11:09 PM
- EVER Day's BuddE Day fer me, Darlin'!!! - Deanie on Aug 22, 2005, 8:12 PM
- Oh Bud and Deanie... - Femmie on Aug 23, 2005, 7:21 AM
- Did I do a good job, huh, Darlin’? - Deanie on Aug 23, 2005, 8:01 PM
- Shut my mouth, Darlin'!!! - Deanie on Aug 24, 2005, 10:26 AM
- If 'ere wuz herd an encouragin' word!! - Bud on Aug 24, 2005, 3:23 PM
- i gotta figger out... - cl-clunk on Aug 24, 2005, 9:37 PM
- BuuuddddddEEE!!! - Deanie on Aug 25, 2005, 11:27 AM
- Happy Volverin' Day Plus One, Deanie Darlin'!!!! - Bud on Aug 25, 2005, 4:08 PM
- Oh BuddE...c'mere, lover boy... - Deanie on Aug 26, 2005, 11:02 AM
- P.S. Happy Volverin' Day Plus Two, Bud!! - Deanie on Aug 26, 2005, 3:00 PM
- Happy Volverin' Day, plus 2, Deanie darlin'!!!! - Bud on Aug 26, 2005, 4:54 PM
- P.S. Great Minds R Us, Deanie, Darlin'!!! - Bud on Aug 26, 2005, 10:19 PM
- Happy Volverin' Day Plus Three, Bud Sweet-heart!!! - Deanie on Aug 27, 2005, 10:53 AM
- I'm a comin' witch ya, Deanie darlin'!!! - Bud on Aug 27, 2005, 4:17 PM
- Sweet Dreams, lil'Deanie darlin'!!!! - Bud on Aug 27, 2005, 10:55 PM
- Happy Plus Five, my darlin' Bud!!!!! - Deanie on Aug 29, 2005, 6:08 PM
- Anna G'nite P.S. fer ya, Sweet-heart!!! - Deanie on Aug 29, 2005, 9:28 PM
- Ya got me turnin' cartwheels, Deanie darlin!!!! - Bud on Aug 29, 2005, 10:29 PM
- Happy Plus Almos' 7, Darlin'!!!!!!! - Deanie on Aug 30, 2005, 9:54 PM
- P.S. I loves ya, BuddEEEEEEE!!!!!!! - Deanie on Aug 30, 2005, 9:59 PM
- Lessen' an hour, Deanie darlin', fer day 7!!!! - Bud on Aug 30, 2005, 11:11 PM
- Happy Plus Seven it is, BuddE darlin'!!!!!!! - Deanie on Aug 31, 2005, 5:43 PM
- It's purty near on ta Day 8, Deanier Wiener!!!! - Bud on Aug 31, 2005, 10:59 PM
- Happy a Volverin' Day 9, Deanie darlin'!!!! - Bud on Sep 2, 2005, 12:57 PM
- Happy Day after Eight, my darlin' BuddE!!!!!!!!! - Deanie on Sep 2, 2005, 9:59 PM
- Yer a perfect 10, DDeanie ma luv!!! - Bud on Sep 3, 2005, 4:47 PM
- Lappin' up Happy day after plus yer an 'leven, baby!!! - Deanie on Sep 5, 2005, 2:50 PM
- It's real good ta git back ta youse, ddarlin' lil'DDeanie!!! - Bud on Sep 6, 2005, 2:49 PM
- BuddEEEEE!!!!!! - Deanie on Sep 6, 2005, 9:58 PM
- I'm a comin' ta mama, Deanie darlin'!!!! - Bud on Sep 7, 2005, 2:22 PM
- P.S. ta ma darlin' Deanie!!! - Bud on Sep 7, 2005, 9:03 PM
- P.P.S. - Bud on Sep 7, 2005, 9:11 PM
- Happy Annivolversary, BuddE!!!! - Deanie on Sep 8, 2005, 5:35 PM
- The ol'buzzards 'er circlin', Deanie dearest!!!! - Bud on Sep 8, 2005, 10:40 PM
- P.S. Sweet Dreams, Deanie Darlin'!!! - Bud on Sep 9, 2005, 10:08 PM
- Happy Volvervin' Dreams R Us, Bud darlin'!!!! - Deanie on Sep 9, 2005, 10:53 PM
- Good Mornin', Bud darlin'!!! - Deanie on Sep 10, 2005, 11:14 AM
- Good Early Mornin', Deanie Dearest!!!! - Bud on Sep 11, 2005, 2:57 AM
- Good Early Affernoon, too, Deanie Dearest!!!! - Bud on Sep 11, 2005, 12:44 PM
- other page tens by an - aardvark with a broken nose on Sep 12, 2005, 7:12 AM
- Happy Monday to ya, my darlin' BuddE!!!!! - Deanie on Sep 12, 2005, 7:32 AM
- he is never coming stupid. - Anonymous on Sep 12, 2005, 8:05 AM
- P.S. Is it a Good Affernoon, Bud darlin'? - Deanie on Sep 12, 2005, 2:20 PM
- One last P.S. - Deanie on Sep 12, 2005, 4:20 PM
- It's always the BEST affernoon when I hear from my darlin' Deanie!!! - Bud on Sep 12, 2005, 8:08 PM
- Just because their dreams don't come true.... - grade school essay on Sep 13, 2005, 5:39 AM
- ps - Anonymous on Sep 13, 2005, 5:50 AM
- P.S. 'n a Foin Foin Mornin'ta ya, Deanie Darlin'!!!! - Bud on Sep 13, 2005, 11:46 AM
- Wishin' ya Three Entar Happy Volverin' Weeks, BuddE Sweet-heart!!! - Deanie on Sep 13, 2005, 6:36 PM
- Awwwwww, ya 'membered, Deanie dearest!!! - Bud on Sep 13, 2005, 9:32 PM
- The Happiest Day's End ta youse, my darlin' Bud!!! - Deanie on Sep 14, 2005, 5:29 PM
- Sweet Dreams, Sweet Heart!!! - Bud on Sep 14, 2005, 9:06 PM
- It IS me, darlin' BuddE, ya silly gander!!! - Deanie on Sep 15, 2005, 9:38 AM
- P.S. I loves ya, Bud darlin'!!!! - Deanie on Sep 15, 2005, 11:28 AM
- 'n a P.P.S. - Deanie on Sep 15, 2005, 12:24 PM
- Jest one more, I promise!!! - Deanie on Sep 15, 2005, 12:40 PM
- Oh, Deanie darlin', yer so gall dern 'dorable when yer riled!!! - Bud on Sep 15, 2005, 4:12 PM
- P.S. Noone's Nearer My Heart Than Thee, Deanie Darlin'!!!! - Bud on Sep 15, 2005, 4:44 PM
- 'N If'n Yer Real, Real Good, Deanie Darlin'... - Bud on Sep 15, 2005, 5:29 PM
- P.P.S Oh, Esmeraldeanie, darlin'!!! - Bud on Sep 16, 2005, 12:41 PM
- Oh, whar, oh whar, kin ya be, Quasi darlin'? - Deanie on Sep 17, 2005, 10:52 AM
- P.S. a luvin' 'n a missin'... - Deanie on Sep 17, 2005, 11:10 AM
- Oh, it's me agin, purty Esmeraldeanie darlin'!!! - Bud on Sep 17, 2005, 2:01 PM
- Eatin' outta the palma yer hand, my darlin' Bud!!! - Deanie on Sep 17, 2005, 5:30 PM
- Nearer Ma Deanie Ta Me!!!! - Bud on Sep 17, 2005, 6:47 PM
- Happy Tintinnabulatin' Dreams, ma Sweet BuddE!!! - Deanie on Sep 17, 2005, 10:00 PM
- Happy Ring-a-lingin' Dreamin' Ta Youse, ma Dearest Deanie!!! - Bud on Sep 17, 2005, 10:46 PM
- Top o' the Mornin' ta ya, Deanie Darlin'!!!! - Bud on Sep 18, 2005, 10:10 AM
- Sweet Carillonin' Dreams, ma dearest BuddE!!!!! - Deanie on Sep 18, 2005, 5:03 PM
- Wishin' ya werr cheer, Bud darlin'!!! - Deanie on Sep 19, 2005, 10:38 AM
- Come ta papa, Deanie, ya hot mama!!! - Bud on Sep 19, 2005, 12:02 PM
- Perfectionists R Us, BuddE Sweet-heart!!! - Deanie on Sep 19, 2005, 5:47 PM
- Sweet dreams, Deanie ma Luv, frum yer Quasi-moto!!! - Bud on Sep 19, 2005, 8:42 PM
- 'N sweeeeeet dreams, Quasi-baby, frum yer Esmeraldeanie!!! - Deanie on Sep 20, 2005, 5:25 PM
- Ya got me tintinabulatin' at the very thought o'youse, Deanie darlin'!!! - Bud on Sep 20, 2005, 11:19 PM
- Oh, Bud darlin'...a One, anna Two, anna... - Deanie on Sep 21, 2005, 9:55 PM
- One, Tose, One, Tose - Bud on Sep 21, 2005, 11:16 PM
- P.S. One, One, One, One, Deanie Darlin'!!! - Bud on Sep 22, 2005, 3:18 PM
- Re: P.S. One, One, One, One, Deanie Darlin'!!! - Anonymous on Sep 22, 2005, 6:28 PM
- Lessen a day, Bud darlin!!!! - Deanie on Sep 22, 2005, 6:31 PM
- Jest howers ta go, Deanie ma Luv!!! - Bud on Sep 23, 2005, 12:07 AM
- P.S. - Bud on Sep 23, 2005, 12:21 AM
- P.S. - Bud, - D on Nov 8, 2005, 9:02 AM
- P.P.S. - Bud on Nov 8, 2005, 10:51 PM
- P.S.S. - Deanie on Nov 9, 2005, 2:16 PM
- bonjour - soumah on Apr 5, 2007, 8:57 PM
- tart. - Anonymous on Jul 27, 2005, 8:56 AM
- ps to Bud - thank you for a memory on Sep 8, 2005, 6:19 AM
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