Dormi, Deanie, pero mi corazon era despierto

So 'at was YOU, my lil'bible thumper, that bootiful angel who entered inna my dreams last nite!!! I shoulda known it was my darlin' Deanie, 'cuz even tho' I slept, my heart was wide awake. Frankly, the ol'ticker's been a lite sleeper, always tossin' anna turnin' the night away ore you, baby. What with all the tossin' anna turnin', plus all the crinklin' a paper under my pillow, it's a miracle I git any sleep a'tall 'round cheer!!!

No wonder I plum fell asleep at the milkin' station today. Poor Bessie was practically turned inside out 'fore I woke 'n switched'er off. She'll be lil'Miss Non-Fat fer the rest a the month, 'ats fer sure. Awwwwwwww, darlin', don't chew worry none 'bout ol'Bessie. She'll be fine an' 'at was mighty sweet a ya ta come pay me a nighty-nite visit. Yer welcome anytime of the day or night. After all, what's a dream without a boney fide dream gal anyways!?

Now, what's this 'bout you pourin' out perfectly good whiskey!? Land o'Lakes!!! Waste not, want not, sweetheart, so hows 'bout you pourin' the rest inta a slop-bucket or a sheep-boot or somethang, anythang rather than jest down the drain? Oh please, purty please!? That way we kin recycle it fer later refuelin' purposes. You know, jest in case offa E-mergency, like yer ol'Buddy's runnin' on empty. I know, yer still a lookin' fer that phone number, but doncha worry 'bout it none. Jest read the writin' on the wall, my lil'bible thumper. 'Ats right, my number jest to the right a The 10 Commandments, under the column 'at says "Good Time Sinners," 'at the very, very bottom...the last shall be first, ya know...At's my number...Anytime day or night, collect's OK, too, like I said...

Now, 'bout this channelin' business. Deanie, ya know I ain't fussy. In fact, I'm most enthusiastic 'bout ALL yer personalities - Daisy Miller wuzza hoot, too - but my pen-ultimate, hands-down favorite is jest ya bein' yer lil'ol'self. Yup, pure Deanie's jest fine by me 'cuz....

I hadda dream
A dream 'bout chew, baby
It's gonna come true, baby
They think that we're thru, but baby...

We'll be swell
We'll be great
Gonna have the whole world on the plate
Start'in here, startin' now
Everythang's comin' up roses

Clean the decks
Clear the tracks
We've got nothin' to do but relax
Blow a kiss, take a bow
Honey, everythang's comin' up roses

Now's our innin'
Stand the world on its ear
Git it springin'
That'll jest be the beginnin'

Curtain up, light the lights
We've got nothin' to hit but the heights
We'll be sweet, we'll be great
I kin tell, jest you wait
That lucky star I talk 'bout is due
Honey, everythang's comin' up roses
Fer me and fer you, you, you!!!!

Jest gotta take the time ta smell'um,
You sweet dreamer you,
XO
Bud