Howdy, darlin Deanie!

Actually, I meant "Timin's Everthang," Deanie darlin'! First I drop my "g's," then my "s's." Goodness gracias, whar's it gonna end!? I 'udder ta think!

Jest wanted to say, "Howdy," myself, lil'Missy. Hopin' yer havin' a wunnerful weekend, gal. Well, 'bout as wunnerful as it kin git, considerin' ya ain't spendin' it with yer darlin' BuddE, who adores ya more'en life itself! Lemme kiss yer lil'tootsies fer ya, darlin' - moi! moi! moi! Way up on 'at pedestal whar I've put ya, it's 'bout all I kin reach. But when ya step down 'n volverme, baby, I'll be able to reach more a ya. Ya kin volverme anytime ya want, darlin'. The ol'kisser's ready 'n waitin'! 'Ats right! Talk 'bout bein' all puckered up! I suck a lemon ever mornin', noon 'n nite, jest to be on pucker-alert fer ya!

Couldn't help but notice we're now tucked away, 'way back on page 8, an' thought maybe we should cellabrex or somethang, 'cuz it's a milestone a sorts fer sure. I mean some marriages don't make it ta page 8!! Maybe it's a cause we ain't got plastered with "Deanie 'n BuddE" tattoos. I know, it's mighty temptin' but who wants ta jinx a good thang!? Not yer BuddE, 'ats fer sure. Why, I was jest readin' that Melanie Griffin 'n 'Tonio Bandaleros have been spattin'. Must be onna count a that "'Tonio" tattoo Melanie's got on her right shoulder, which matches the "Don" she's still got on her left shoulder. Then thars Denise Richards with "Charlie" on her inner left ankle. It's a wonder the marriage lasted as long as it did, widda tattoo like 'at! I won't even git into 'Gelina Jolie with 'at "BillyBob" tattoo she had erased on 'er shoulder. Jest hope she doesn't gitta "Brad," somewhars, or they'll be doomed fer sure.

Now, darlin' don't want ya ta get all riled cuz I'm familar with the tattoos of some beautiful women-folk. My study's fer scientic porpoises only! Jest wanna 'void the Pittfalls 'at udders have fallen inta! In honor a the barbed wire used ta fence us in, I found a cute lil'Motley Crude song, "New Tattoo":

I've been out drinkin' with the boys again
Sorry I'm callin' after 2 a.m.
But the rate 'er cheaper!
Thar's somethang 'at I need ta say ta ya
I know it's late but this can't wait
I jest gotta new tattoo

One love, one woman
Yer my new tattoo
Tonight is the very first night a my life with ya
'Til the day I die
I promise it's true
Eveyone will see my new tattoo

Tonight I saw yer face up in the stars
Stumbled here to paint ya on my arm
There's somethang that I need ta say ta ya
So I wrote this song
'Cuz ya belong right here on my new tattoo

I don't wanna see us fade away
I don't wanna be without ya another day
I could be yer Dorian Gray
Hope ya got a BIG closet!
I won't fade away
No, I won't fade away

XO
BuddE