Awww, Deanie, my sediments 'xactly!!!

Ya know, Deanie gal, ya've jest reminded me how summa life's greatest joy comes with bein' loved 'n 'preciated, with makin' someone happy while 'at very same person's busy ringin' all yer chimes 'n shiverin' a few a yer timbers. Nope, guess ya can't be too happy or feel too much a lovin', 'cuz 'ats why they invented Hawg Heaven, fer those a us jest a wallowin' in the opulent pleasure 'n comfort a knowin' 'at somewhar in this wide ol'crazy world, we've got a special 'dorable lil'darlin' a rockin' anna roilin' in some distant mud-bath a our steamin' affection. Fer sure, I'm oscillatin' like a dinner bell ta the beat a yer "Come-An'-Git-It"-heart. In other words, I'm a comin', sweet-heart! Wile horses couldn't keep me away! I'll be climbin' the highest mountain, fordin' the wildest stream, jest ta git ta you! All's I gotta say is WHATTA RELIEF ta know I won't be gittin' served with 'at restrain' order anytime soon, 'cuz as ya may have noticed, I'm havin' a mighty hard time restrainin' myself when it comes ta you, you, you, darlin!!!

Oh, 'at reminds me! I hadda laugh when ya sent me 'at ol'Elvis "Stuck on You" song, 'cuz I purty near sent it to ya, only I wuz worried ya might not like a guy who comes off a mite clingy 'n worry I was a crazed stalker or somethang. So I'm real glad I wuzza worryin' fer absolutely nothin'!!! See, whatta wastin' all that worryin' always turns out to be!? My point 'xactly!!!
So here's a lil'Elvis tailor made jest fer you...

I've been travelin' ore moutains
Even through the valleys, too
I've been travelin' night and day
I've been runnin' all the way
Baby, tryin' ta git ta you

Every since I read your letter
Where ya said ya loved me true
I've been travelin' night and day
I've been runnin' all the way
Baby, tryin' ta git ta you

When I read yer lovin' letter
Then my heart began to sing
There were many miles between us
But they didn't mean a thang,
I mean, fer rhymin' porpoises, a thing

I jest had to reach ya, baby
In spite of all that I've bin through
I kept travelin' night and day
I kept runnin' all the way
Baby tryin' ta git ta you

Well, if I had to do it ore
That's 'xactly what I'd do
I would travel night and day
And I'd still run all the way
Baby, tryin' ta git ta you

Well, thar's nothin' that could hold me
Or that could keep me away from you
When yer lovin' letter tole me
That ya really loved me true

Lord above me knows I love you
It was He who brought me through
When my way was dark as night
He would shine His brightest light
When I was tryin' to git to you

Well, darlin', guess that best 'xplains how I feel 'bout yer cards 'n letters 'n I'm ab-so-lute-ly dee-lighted ta larn ya enjoy hearin' from me, too. 'Course I wuz startin' ta suspect a thang er two in this Mystery-Western-Romance we gotta goin' gang-busters here. It's my greatest pleasure a writin' 'n hearin' from ya. I find our lil'conversations real stimulatin' anna lotta fun. It's downright fascinatin' ta hear yer take on thangs. Can't begin ta tell ya how happy I am to hear ya say ya don't change yer loves as often as yer lipsticks. 'Course I never pegged ya as a fibbery-jibbit. Well, I guess ta name a few, thar's ho-hum 'quaintences 'n lil'likes 'n heap big likes 'n luke-warm loves 'n sizzlin' LOVES 'n metaphysical end-all-'n-be-all-whoop-dee-do-endless LOVES!!!!!! Boy, sure takes all kinds, don't it?!

Also wanted ya ta know how much I enjoyed yer Cheshire- Cat-Alice-'n-Wunnerland flower references fer the month a June. Yule be happy to hear I've put yer beautiful virginal bouquet in a big ol'vase a water, safe away from 'at cow-eyed rascal, Clover, who loves nothin' butter than chewin' up yer fresh flowers. I already tole her, "Ya butter not!" Once I even axed her, "Clover, why, why why'd ya do it!?" An' ya know what 'at brazen lil'heifer hussy tole me, "Cuz I cud!!" But, Teacher, I couldn't help but notice ya fergot the birthflower fer the month a June, a giant bouquet a which, in deep red fer love, I'd jest love ta give ya in return. Kindly consider it done. 'N while yer at it, here's a silly lil'riddle fer my favorite teach, which is both board relevant 'n goofy at the same time...Ok, darlin', what's Beautician's Day 'n Columnist's Day 'n Rose Day all got in common? Also, Chocolate Puddin' Day, but 'ats jest too blame ridiculus, even fer me! Thank goodness Paul Bunyan Day, 'n Captain Kangaroo's Birthday 'n Frozen Yogurt Day 'n Meteor Day have nothin' to do with this foolishness!
Awww, ya don't have ta tell me, jest fine out fer yerself 'n do 'at Cheshire thang ya do so well!!!

Well, it's off ta dream land fer this buckaroo. Thar's nothin' left fer me ta do 'er left ta say after havin' had all my fancies tickled so thoroughly by such an adorable professor...'ceptin' maybe this...

Ya can't hide beautiful
Ya can't hide wonderful
Thar's nothin' 'at she has to do
It jest comes natural
She makes it look easy
I love what she does to me
No way to disguise
The way that she shines
You can't hide beautiful, oh no

She can take a simple dress
Put it on and turn some heads
Man, every time she moves she gits me
She doesn't even know she's sexy

And the way she thinks sometimes
Out of nowhar, she blows my mind
She makes me laugh and makes me dream
I love the way she looks at thangs
A lil'piece of heaven God gave to this world
She might think she's jest an ordinary girl

But ya can't hide beautiful
Ya can't hide wonderful
Thar's nothin' that she has to do
It jest comes naturally
She makes it look easy
I love what you do ta me, darlin'
No way ta disguise
The way that ya shine
Yer so beautiful, oh yeah, yeah
Oh, whoa, yeah
Yer so beautiful

Aaron Lines

I loves ya, too, darlin'!
XO
Bud