Happy Days R Us, Deanie darlin'!!!!

Every day's a happy one fer me, Deanie darlin, 'cuz yer in my life!!! Thanks ere so much fer a tearin' up 'at ol'strainin'order, 'cuz when it comes ta ya, baby, I kin nere restrain myself!!! 'N thanks fer reassurin' me 'bout bein' all right by ya, 'cuz yer the one 'n only who counts in my book. Tell ya though, if'n I wuz any more popular 'round cheers, I'd be Arnold Swartzenegger atta democrapic convention. Well, 'ats paulatics fer ya!!!

I'm also real happy ta hear ya won't be goin' too far a field from me these days. 'Ats the best news, yet!!! Still, doncha ere worry 'bout me 'cuz thar's some thangs worth waitin' fer, like Christmas, 'n yer one a'em. In fact, everyday's Christmas fer me gal, 'cuz ol'Santa's promised ta leave ya under my tree one a these sweet hollydays. Hope ya don't mind havin' a Christmas tree in yer closet, sweet-heart. I'll keep the door closed real tight, so's the flashin' lights 'n carolin' don't keep ya too awake at night. Oh, 'n I do like ta collect fer the Salvation Army, so's I'll also be mighty careful ta ring 'at bell real soft like. Any contributions ya'd care ta make'ed be real 'preciated...wink-wink!!!

Yup, ya wuz 100% per cent real correct 'bout Fergiveness Day, which is one a them moveable holidays, being the 4th Sunday. Boy, yer the tackful one, I'm learnin' more 'n more from ya erry day!!! OK, next question, Teach, what's April 11th?! I'll give ya a clue...It wuz Secretary Land's idea 'n ta kick thangs off, I'll give ya my heart. Yup, yull find it all wrapped up in purty paper under the tree in yer closet!!!

Darlin' jest wantcha ta know I doan mean nothin' bad 'bout confessin' 'at bad boy philosophy 'cept ta letcha know 'at as bad a boy as I kin be, I kin sure be a good boy when I sets my mind ta it. Yup, can't say I'm notta man with a wide range. Yup, yup, I know how ta stretch 'n enjoy nothin' more than a personal challenge. In udder words, ya doan ever haveta be a worryin' or side-steppin' no pizza waitresses or anybody a'tall when ya 'n I gets down serious like ta volverin'. In udder words, when I gives my heart, 'ats it. Yup, 'ats it. In udder words, I doan care how big 'at closet a yours may be, 'ats it, jest you 'n me, baby. In undder words, 'ats it, a closet fer 2 only. In short, 'ats it. 'Cuz, 'ats it. Or, more simply put, 'ats it.

Well, I'm jest plum happy the apple a my eye's happy 'cuz when yer happy, I'm happy!!! Ta bring an even bigger smile ta yer already most bootiful face, I'mma gonna tell ya summa my best red-neck jokes, handed down from generation ta generation a red-necks....OK, cheer goes....What's the last thang ya usually hear a fore a red-neck dies? "Hey, y'all....Watch this!!!" Ya might be a red-neck if'n ya think the last words ta "The Star Spangled Banner" are "Gennelmen, start yer engines!!!" What are the 3 thangs yule never, ever hear a red-neck say? 1. The tires on that truck'er too big!! 2. Gee, I thought Graceland wuz kinna tacky. 3. Hey, duct tape won't fix that!!!"

Well, darlin', ya jest keep onna being happy. Sweet happy dreams ta ya. Yup, the very sweetest 'n happiest!!!

Baby ya make me happy
The way ya make me smile
Can't ya see I'm a yearnin' fer ya

I never thought that I
Could ever find someone
Jest havin' ya around
Is so much fun
Yer right cheer by my side
Jest like I knew ya would
'An it feels sooooo good
Baby, 'cuz ya make me happy

Baby ya make me happy
The way ya make me smile
Can't ya see I'm a yearnin' fer ya
Happy, baby ya make me happy
Why don't ya stay with me tonight
'N every night

Christina Aguilera - Jest Be Free
Make Me Happy

Makin' me happy is what ya do best, darlln' 'n it makes me real happy ta know I do it ta ya, too!!!
XOXOXOXOX
Yer,
Bud

P.S. I jest can't figger out 'at "Butt Dust" riddle either!!