P.S.

Awwww, Deanie, can't wait fer the day I takes ya ta Sunday brunch in my Sunday best! Nice ta know ya never intends ta leave me hungry 'cuz I got me a right powerful hunger fer you, baby girl! An' talk 'bout great minds, but it looks like we both got matchin' cross-stitched samplers ta hang 'round the place. Not only kin ya cook but yer 'an ol'fashioned gal at heart 'n 'at counts double with me, baby!!! 'Cuz I'm a guy, I don't sew, but by another amazin' coincidence, I've jest picked ya up the sweetest surprise. Might as well tell ya now 'n show ya 'at volverin' time.

Deanie, hope ya likes it, 'cuz I got ya a sweet lil'sampler sewn with the straightest stitches by a lil'ol'lady now in her 80s when she wuz justa sweet lil'girl-chile. 'Ats right, she's movin' off ta a retirement home now 'n hadda let everythang in her double- wide go. She said she was mighty honored ta have her "Home Sweet Closet" a hangin' in yern. Jest the perfect thang, huh!? Well, I'm no girly man but I do 'preciate a soft, comfortable feathered nest. Wait 'til ya sees it. Yule love it, I guarantee!!!

Well, I ain't heard no complaint 'bout my recent jokes from the red-neck contingency. Yup, no neck-tie parties fer this ol'boy, which goes ta show ya fer all thar faults at least red-necks er real men 'n kin take a joke, which is more'en ya kin say fer all them puke-faced-sanktimoneous-yuppie-prune-faced-oh-oh-I'm-so-insulted-thin-skinned-humorless-take-themselves-way-too-serious-dried-up-bitter-ol'brats. My point 'xactly!!!

Well, I'm a thinkin' a orderin' up another sampler 'at says "Bud Loves Deanie" 'n another 'at says "Sweet Dreams Deanie." In fact, thar may be no end ta the samplin' I'll be a gittin' ya. I kin see it know...One fine ol'rainy day, yer closet, with us all a cozy like tucked inside, inna serious, metaphysical, hungry-like discussion, anna cute lil'sampler a hangin' on the door, spellin' it all out, in neat lil'ol'no-nonsense-cross-stitchin'..."DO NOT DISTURB!!!"

Hey baby
Where you goin' tonight?
And are ya takin' me with ya?
I love ya so much
I want ya ta know
I really love ya so
I want ya to be my lady forever
and ever 'n ever 'n ever
Lil'girl, I want ya
So bad I kin taste it in my food
I think yer great
I really want ya to know
I always want ya around
I think 'bout ya every single night
When I'm sleepin' in the closet
I'm so hungry fer ya
fer ya fer ya
Hey baby
Whar we goin' tonight
I'm so hungry fer ya
Everythang will be alright
I love ya so much I want ya ta know
I never really ever wanna let ya go
I'm jest hungry fer ya
Hungry fer ya!
Hungry fer ya!

The Vandals Hungry Fer Ya

An' ya wanna know why I'm so hungry fer ya baby?
'Cuz I got good taste!!!!
Sweet dreams, 'n big hugs, darlin'!!!
XOXOXOX
Yer,
BuddE