You crazy kids! What exactly are you waitin' fer? I know we live in a world of highly conceptualized perfection and everyone's walkin' 'round on delicate tiptoes all the livelong day, but that shouldn't stop you two from MOTHER NATURE who is CALLING OUT TO YOU IN THE VAST WILDERNESS OF MODERN TECHNOLOGY! BuddE, Deanie there obviously lifted the 'strainin order and ripped it up in a mad fit of passionate lustful psychotic rage so WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN FOR! It's volverin' time, kids! I suggest you two hop that midnite rocket to Paris (Texas, bein' that we're all rednecks 'round here) and slam that door shut and answer that CALL OF THE WILD THAT HAS BEEN ILLING YOUR MIND FOR SO LONG! Don't you know THAT YOU TWO HOLD THE KEY TO THE UNIVERSE that'll end global hunger, boost humanitarian efforts worldwide, that sun will shine sooooo soooo brightly in even the darkest hours of the world, that will pacify the global consciousness...scary, I know, that's a lot of pressure to contend with, but you won't even notice in your joyous rapture of eternal metaphysical entanglement! That's right, you'll be so occupied in thoughts of happiness you've never tasted in this life until this very moment of volverin' that you won't even hear the outside world! That's right...it'll just disappear! Even when they're stoning you at the breakfast table, it won't matter, Bud and Deanie, cause I do declare in this direct moment of clarity that it is most certain that Bud and Deanie were made for each other, and when two people are made for each other, it's disruptive to the soul to avoid or repress such awesome laws of the universe. Go have some fun, let go, and smile.
If you need help with your travel arrangements just give yer ole pal femme a hoot n hollar. She'd be pleased to assist you both in your destiny...