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I'm a comin' witch ya, Deanie darlin'!!!

August 27 2005 at 4:17 PM
Bud 


Response to Happy Volverin' Day Plus Three, Bud Sweet-heart!!!

 
Awwwww, darlin', thanks ta ya I slept tighter anna tick all rolled up snug as a bug inna rug!!! An' doan chew worry, I'm a comin' witch ya when'ere, whar'ere ya want!!! 'At wuzza great lil'lullabye ya sent anna most refreshin' night I had. Dreamed 'bout ya, too. 'At ol'crick - it's pronounced "crick," sweet-heart - kin rise all it wants, 'cuz I gotta boat with a right good, reliable, ol'outboard motor - me!!! Yup, Ma'am, I'll row ya anywhars ya wanna go 'n back, sweet thang!!! Oar, I'll jest float aways witch ya. 'Sides I nere bin one ta be 'fraid a lil'crick water. Fact, with ya in my life, I t'aint 'fraid a nuttin' - not revenuers nor manurers er nuttin'!!!

'Ats right, I'm "BuddE the Fearless" these days, all on account a you, honey-chile!!! I jest figger, since I'm yer man, I best make a good impression. 'An I've no doubts zat yer sweet lovin' will cure all my ills, if'n I had any ills, 'cuz ta be honest I ain't felt no pain since we started all this big time a volverin'. Yer a regular lil'cure-all, Wilma Dean!!! But leave the jauntice, will ya, baby, 'cuz I promised my frien' Elmo, ore at the corner hardware, 'at I sit in his window this Halloween 'n scare the kids away from eggin' him on. I've been cultivatin' a nice shade a orange which should be jack-o-lateen perection fer the big day. Yup, 'ats me, yer lil'all-lit-up-n-no-whar-t'aglow-pumpkin!!!

I hadda laff last nite when I metta ol'geezer with a tattoo right thar on his hairy forearm arm. It wuz kinna a mess, so I asked him 'bout it 'n he tole me it 'riginally said, "Bernice," but then when Wanda met Bernice, Wanda had him change it ore ta "Wanda," but then when he broke up with both Wanda 'n Bernice, he jest had the whole dang thang covered up with roses. He doan like ta talk 'boutit, but then these few words a wisdom, "Nere, ere git a sweet-heart's name tattooed anywhars on yer person!!!" Words ta live by, huh, darlin'!? 'Course, one lil'tiny, sweet "Deanie," somewhars on my 'natamy might be ok...whatcha think?!

Yup, jest can't wait ta run-aways er float-awaus wit ya ta some shady lane lil'clozy closet fer two, whar we kin compare 'steamin's anna dreamin's 'til the cows come home, 'til the board walks, the crick rises 'n 'til Niagra falls!!! In udder werds, fore'ere anna day!!!! I'm real sure my philosophy would jest love ta meet yer philosophy 'n the two could jest philosophize uppa storm!!! It's so nice ta have a meetin' o' the minds, ain't it, darlin'!?

Come away with me in the nite
Ore the day, any ol'time!!!
Come away with me and I'll write ya a song
Ore fry up some eggs, what'ere ya want, darlin'!!!
I wanna walk with ya on a cloudy day
Ore better yet, steam uppa closet fer two!!!
In fields whar the yellar grass grows knee high
Ore steam uppa grassy field fer two!!!!
So won't ya try ta come
Yup, throw caution ta the winds!!!!
Come away and we'll kiss on a mountain top
We'll do more 'n kiss 'n it'll be tops!!!
Come away with me 'n I'll nere stop lovin' ya
Nope, nere, ere!!!
And I want ta wake up with the rain
Fallin' onna tin roof
While I'm safe thar in yer arms
Yer always safe in my arms!!!
So all I ask is fer ya ta come away with me
In the nite ore the day ore the dawn ore the dusk
Purty near any ol'time, I aint fussy
Jest come away with me
Deanie, please!!!

XO
Yer, beggin'
Bud



 
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