Ya got me turnin' cartwheels, Deanie darlin!!!!

Happy 'Nudder Day a Volverin', Darlin'!!! If'n I knew 'at it'd be sucha wunnafulla state a bean, I'da shucked my bachelor buttons a whole lot sooner!!! I jest luv annieversities, when thar such happy ones!!! Now ain't I the cindymental one, who'd a thunk it!? Wilma Dean, the thangs ya bring out in me!!!

Awwwww, real sorry ta hear ya hadda ruff day yesterday, Deanie darlin'. Lemme jest kiss ya all ore 'n make it better. Better!? Jest a lil'bit!? Well, lemme jest kiss ya all ore 'gain 'til I git it right!!!! Right!!! Hmmmm, now 'ats a mighty sweet-portion a yer 'natomy, lemme kiss 'at one a few more times!!! Oh, gotta 'memer 'at one!!! Dang!! Mind if'n I put a lil'"X" thar, jest ta mark the spot 'til we meet 'n volver again!?

See how silly I am, 'n it's all onna counta YOU, Missy!!! Hope my notes help cheer ya up 'cuz I wuz filled with the happiest thoughts a ya when I wrote'em. I t'weren't kiddin' 'bout runnin' off with ya ether. Yer #1 on my short list a folks I most wanna run off with, sweet-heart...Now, doan chew get riled or jealous or anythang, tho' yer so dang cute when it happens...'cuz, surprise, surprise, ya ARE the list, baby!!! Yup, 'ats how short the list is, jest you, real exclusive like, huh? 'Ats right, so pack yer bags 'cuz we're runnin' off ta Sardeaniea, jest as soon as ya gets yer suitcase snapped closed. Oh, it won't close!? Whatcha got in thar, darlin'!? Jest a few nigglejays!? Awwwww, fergit the suitcase, honey, I kint wait. We'll jest race off wid it open anna flappin' in the breeze, leavin' a trail a frilly undies 'n udder female unmentionables in r wake. Doan chew worry, ya won't be needin' um whar we're goin'!!! Jest think jay as inna jay bird!!! 'Ats right, we're goin' native, baby!!! Sure nice ta have a destination in life, ain't it? Yup, the compass rose onna boat always points to south by south Wilma Dean!!!

Thanks so much fer 'at hand up, darlin'!!! I woulda called fer a toe, but thar's nere a toe-truck when ya needs one. Hey, how'd ya know I wuz on my knees?! Awwwww, ya musta heard'em crackin'!! Boy, kin they snap, crackle'n pop!!! Not only wuz I beggin' down thar, I wuz stuck down thar while doin' a lil'Sunday prayin' fer ya. Sure hope my prayers were answered 'n all the hurricanes 'n tornadoes 'n earthquakes 'n locusts 'n seven plagues 'n revenuers missed ya by a mile!!! 'Ats what Sundays r fer, darlin'....a lil'beggin', a lil'prayin', singin'a lil'gospel, enjoyin' a lil'brunchin', and then spendin' the rest o'the time a snigglin' anna snugglin'inna cozy closet fer two!!! See what nice Sundays yule have wit yer ol'BuddE?! I got it all planned out, jest ta let ya know how thangs r a comin'along in the Sunday plannin'department. Purty good, huh?! Jest wait til'ya hears what I got planned fer Saddadaynite - wink wink!!

An' thanks fer tellin' me how ya've luved me fer so long. Frankly, I wuz beginnin'ta suspect a thang'er two. I think it's real sweet yer willin' ta join me inna Deanie anna BuddE tat fer two, even tho'ya know the incredible risk fer disaster. Shows a deep 'n abidin' faith in yer ol'Bud 'at humbles me. But fer now, I think we'll jest stick wid 'at cute lil'"X" I jest wrote on 'at sweet, sweet spot a yern. Doan worry, it'll wash off, inna right bath, widda right soap, widda right BuddE a scrubbin' ta git it off. Boy o'boy, I'm purty frisky ferra Monday, ain't I!? Seems my prayers 'er being answered, darlin', 'n the sap's startin' ta flow!!!

Ya ar the sunshine a my life
'Ats why I'll always stay 'round
Ya ar the apple a my eye
'N the plum 'n the peach
For'ere yule stay in my heart
Jest like I'll stay in yer closet!!!

I feel like this is the beginnin'
Yup, we've jest begun ta volver
Though I've loved ya fer a million years
Boy, how time flies when yer havin' fun!!!

Ya musta know 'at I wuz lonely
'Cause ya came ta my rescue
Thanks, Miz 911 !!!
'N I know 'at this must be heaven
How could so much love be inside of U?

Ya ar the sunshine a my life
'Ats why I'll always stay 'round
See what happens when ya go 'n
Tear up 'strainin' Orders!?
Ya are the apple a my eye
For'ere yule stay in my heart

Stevie, oh the Wonder of it t'all!!!

Sweet dreams, darlin'!!!
'N have a much better tomorrow 'an ya had yesterday!!!

XO
Yer, Bud