It's purty near on ta Day 8, Deanier Wiener!!!!

Awwwwwww, Darlin', as much as I luvs writtin' ta ya, I luvs hearin' from ya even more!!!! 'Course I care weather ya lives er dies, ya silly goose!!!! I care 'bout ere lil'thang abouts ya!!! So's ya better takes good care a yerself, least ways 'til I kin take o're whar ya leaf off!!! 'N I doan care how hi maintainance ya'are. I kin 'preciate a challenge as yer well aware. Jest 'member, ya'll always be my cover gal.

I kin unnerstan' 'bout ya hatin' ta be watched, knowin' how shy ya'r 'n all. Gotta tell ya tho', darlin', now 'at 'at 'strainin' order's bin all tore up, I planna watch ya ALOT!!! Fact is, first chance I gits, I'm a plannin'ta GLUE my eyes on ya. Hope ya doan mine. Ya see, some men make goo goo eyes, while yer ol'BuddE here makes GLUE GLUE eyes!!! Pleas' unnerstan' yer jest so bootiful ta me, I won't be able ta take my eyes off'n ya!!! But ta play far 'n sqare, if'n ya wanna borrow some glue ta put 'at order back tagether, I'll be a man o' honor 'bout it 'n lend ya an eyeful. Break my heart, but I want ya ta be happy. I unnderstan it ain't all 'bout me in this hear movie. 'Ats right, I'm jest co-starrin'.

Oh, I LOVES yer ideer of a BudDEANIEmobile!!!! Yer a genus, darlin'!!!! Bet even the Queen 'o England, the Pope, 'n even Oscar Mayer'll be a real jealous 'n wit good raison!!! Yu'll be real glad ta hear I'm makin'real progress on 'at Roys Rice, too. Yup, I got one hupcup all ironed out 'n am scoutin' 'round fer the next'un. Then, it'll be onta the wheels!!! Ain't nothin'like rebuildin' a car from the ground up!!! Makes me feel like a real man!!!

Hahahhaha!!! What's Sheep Dip!? Whar ya bin, gal!? Awwwww, if'n I had any doubts 'bout ya bein' a City Gal, ya laid'em all ta rest. Sheep Dip's 'at stinky stuff ya dip yer sheep in 'n it ain't 'xactly glacamole!!! If'n ya've 'ere been ta a county far er livestock sale, it's 'at stinky, medicinal stench in the air. It's ta disinfect the annimules. No tick'll survive a dippin' in 'at phooey stuff. 'N thanks fer tellin' me 'bout them search results. I check'em myself 'n wuz horrified ta see how toxic 'at stuff is!!! Yule be glad ta know I removed it from my bathroom 'n won't be washin'with the stuff 'ere again. If'n them lousey ticks start a botherin' me agin, I'll jest use a dab o' kerosene behind the ears, like in the good ol'days. Works like a charm. Ain't nuttin' like the tried 'n true is thar, sweet-heart!!!

Thanky so much fer 'at Guys 'n Dolls excerpt. Brought a tear ta my eye 'n 'ats the goseple truth. Also, made me laff at the way they hadda disagree ta agree. Boy, the sexes sure do have thar ways a gettin' 'round ta thangs, don't they darlin'!? Yup, 'round 'n 'round!!! Funny what they both said 'bout jest knowin', jest knowin' in thar hearts 'bout Mr 'n Miz Rite, 'cuz 'at pears truer than true. I knew ya wuz Miz Rite-Aid fer me the secky ya 'peared outta the blue horizon. Ya know how they have these 2 minute dates whar ya keep switchin' 'round 'n round fer maximum 'posure?! Well, the experts, who'ere the 'ell they are, say 'at those dates last 'bout 1 minute 'n 55 seckys too long, 'cuz it only takes people 'bout 5 seckys ta know if'n 'at person's gonna be rite special 'er not. Yup, jest 5 seckys. Talk 'bout a short dinner anna movie, huh!? Doan chew worry, ma sweetest lil'darlin', I jest KNEW ya wuz IT after jest 'at first secky, naw not even the first milly-secky, but I wanna take my sweet time, alla sweet seckys in the world, jest plorin' the territory, Miz Terra Incognita, if'n ya catches ma drift - wink wink!!!

Funny how we wuz both a studin' them movie star people, huh, darlin'!? I'd jest bin thinkin' how Cary Grant n'er made a Western 'at I kin think of. Guess he din't 'preciate the western tailorin'. 'N funny ya mentioned Richard Boone 'cuz I know lots 'bout him. I'm a big fan a hissen, too. I jest loved his western show "Have Gun, Will Travel." 'Course doan think thar's a western I doan like. I jest loved the theme song, too!!! "Have gun will travel reads the card of a man....A knight widout armor inna savage lan'...His fast gun fer hire heeds the callin' wind...A soldier a fortune is the man called...Paladin!!!" Didya know Duane Eddy did a instrumental a the theme 'at went ta #33 in the '62 charts?! Now 'at we're a triviain', kin ya remember the TV show Richard Boone did afore this Western!? When I wuzza kid, it wuz my favorite show, 'cuz I wanted ta be a doctor. Well, notta people doctor, 'xactly, a vegetarian animal doctor, a course. He played Dr. Konrad Styner in "Medic." Remind me ta tell ya more a my Richard Boone stories when we're a volverin' in the back a yer closet, darlin'. Jest funny ya should mention him, 'couse I kin go on 'n on 'bout him. More a yer mind readin' I'm a guessin'!!!

Well, sweet-dreams, sweet-heart. I think I'll give ya a TV cowboy lullaby ta send ya off'n ta dream land tanight, 'cuzza the subject we bin on. The hard part wuz pickin' one when they're all so good. I wanna give ya all of 'em but better ta dole'em out nite by nite, so's ya kin get some shut-eye. Guess yule jest have ta keep a comin' back fer more a yer BuddE, if'n ya wanna hear 'bout Sugarfoot er Maverick er Yancy Derringer er Jim Bowie er Cheyenne er Zorro er Wyatt Earp er even Rawhide by our ol'friend Tomtomkins, ta name jest a few....

Here he comes
Here he comes
Thar's the trumpets
Thar's the drums
Here he comes
Hopalong Cassidy
Here he comes....

hummin'

Thar he goes on his way
Down the trail
The cowboy way
Hopalong Cassidy
Hopalong Cassidy
He returns soon again
Thars no use ta say good-bye 'til then
Hopalong Cassidy, so long, Hopalong

'N ya better hopalong off ta bed now, lil'darlin'o'mine. Have the sweetest dreams too, while yer at it. Happy Trails ta ya, Miz Deanie, 'til we meet again...

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Yer cowboy wit Clover ta prove it,
Bud