I hope you enjoy your stay here in Bansville, Alcatraz. If you were stupid enough to get yourself banned, you'll be riding it out here for the next few days or months.
Do take this opportunity to start up sorry threads to people you have insulted or acting like baboons, doesn't really matter, don't think anyone will care.
On behalf of the Moderating and Administration staff here at WAFF, you have been rather naughty and need a good smack up side the head.
Siege of Tobruk - One German POW said: "I cannot understand you Australians. In Poland, France, and Belgium, once the tanks got through the soldiers took it for granted that they were beaten. But you are like demons. The tanks break through and your infantry still keep fighting." Rommel wrote of seeing "a batch of some fifty or sixty Australian prisoners ... marched off close behind us—immensely big and powerful men, who without question represented an elite formation of the British Empire, a fact that was also evident in battle."
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Quote:On behalf of the Moderating and Administration staff here at WAFF, you have been rather naughty and need a good smack up side the head.
Landos' famous "smack on the pee-pee" phrase would also apply here I guess!
Mytilene, eastern heaven of the Aegean
An old man by a seashore at the end of day, gazes the horizon with seawinds in his face
Tempest-tossed island, seasons all the same, anchorage unpainted and a ship without a name
Sea without a shore for the banished one unheard, he lightens the beacon light at the end of world
Showing the way lighting hope in their hearts, the ones on their travels homeward from afar
The albatross is flying, making him daydream, the time before he became one of the world`s unseen
Princess in the tower, children in the fields, life gave him it all: an island of the universe
Now his love`s a memory, a ghost in the fog, he sets the sails one last time saying farewell to the world
Anchor to the water, seabed far below, grass still in his feet and a smile beneath his brow
This is for long-forgotten
Light at the end of the world
Horizon crying
The tears he left behind so long ago
So long ago...
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Email Mike, Bono, Papa or Faz. They can then think about the request or press the delete button.
Otherwise make a thread here and a Mod that can be bothered can bring it up to the Admins.
Either way, once banned you have the same rights as a prisoner, that is sit down and shut up. But please, don't let that stop yourself from an enjoying experience here at Alcatraz...
Siege of Tobruk - One German POW said: "I cannot understand you Australians. In Poland, France, and Belgium, once the tanks got through the soldiers took it for granted that they were beaten. But you are like demons. The tanks break through and your infantry still keep fighting." Rommel wrote of seeing "a batch of some fifty or sixty Australian prisoners ... marched off close behind us—immensely big and powerful men, who without question represented an elite formation of the British Empire, a fact that was also evident in battle."
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Quote:Either way, once banned you have the same rights as a prisoner, that is sit down and shut up. But please, don't let that stop yourself from an enjoying experience here at Alcatraz...
For the love of Christ, STOP IT, you're killing me!!!!
Mytilene, eastern heaven of the Aegean
An old man by a seashore at the end of day, gazes the horizon with seawinds in his face
Tempest-tossed island, seasons all the same, anchorage unpainted and a ship without a name
Sea without a shore for the banished one unheard, he lightens the beacon light at the end of world
Showing the way lighting hope in their hearts, the ones on their travels homeward from afar
The albatross is flying, making him daydream, the time before he became one of the world`s unseen
Princess in the tower, children in the fields, life gave him it all: an island of the universe
Now his love`s a memory, a ghost in the fog, he sets the sails one last time saying farewell to the world
Anchor to the water, seabed far below, grass still in his feet and a smile beneath his brow
This is for long-forgotten
Light at the end of the world
Horizon crying
The tears he left behind so long ago
So long ago...
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"Whoever prepares for peace, let him prepare for war!"
"In peace sons burry their fathers, but in war fathers burry their sons."
Mankind must put an end to war or war will put an end to Mankind!
Siege of Tobruk - One German POW said: "I cannot understand you Australians. In Poland, France, and Belgium, once the tanks got through the soldiers took it for granted that they were beaten. But you are like demons. The tanks break through and your infantry still keep fighting." Rommel wrote of seeing "a batch of some fifty or sixty Australian prisoners ... marched off close behind us—immensely big and powerful men, who without question represented an elite formation of the British Empire, a fact that was also evident in battle."
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To the prisoners: There's still hope! Prisoners escaped the REAL Alcatraz years ago, so if you're smart enough, with enough patience, maybe you can squirm your way out!
Hey, put that weapon down! No... NO! AAAAHHHHHH! Don't shank me! Gaurds! GAURDS! HELP!
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government."
- Thomas Jefferson -
"Every government degenerates when trusted to the rulers of the people alone. The people themselves, therefore, are its only safe depositories. And to render even them safe, their minds must be improved to a certain degree."
- Thomas Jefferson -
"Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master."
- George Washington -
"When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads."
- Ron Paul -
@northax- contrary to popular and hollywood belief, no prisoner ever escaped out of Alcatraz, that prison was in the middle of a sea. Sounds easy but i think a swimmer will well understand the hazards.
colours of Kaziranga
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I'm here to visit TezelTurk. I see he's getting himself in some trouble with the Indians on the A & P forum. Tezel... Tezel... tsk tsk!
Hides a file in a piece of cake
Here you go Tezel! This cake tastes really good! I made it myself.
I heard those with Turkish background have to get caned by Indians if they come to Alcatraz. Sorry Tezel, this is gonna hurt a bit...
"Freedom is not defined by safety. Freedom is defined by the ability of citizens to live without government interference. Government cannot create a world without risks, nor would we really wish to live in such a fictional place. Only a totalitarian society would even claim absolute safety as a worthy ideal, because it would require total state control over its citizens lives. Liberty has meaning only if we still believe in it when terrible things happen and a false government security blanket beckons."
- Ron Paul -
Siege of Tobruk - One German POW said: "I cannot understand you Australians. In Poland, France, and Belgium, once the tanks got through the soldiers took it for granted that they were beaten. But you are like demons. The tanks break through and your infantry still keep fighting." Rommel wrote of seeing "a batch of some fifty or sixty Australian prisoners ... marched off close behind usimmensely big and powerful men, who without question represented an elite formation of the British Empire, a fact that was also evident in battle."
"As a Internet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one."
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Siege of Tobruk - One German POW said: "I cannot understand you Australians. In Poland, France, and Belgium, once the tanks got through the soldiers took it for granted that they were beaten. But you are like demons. The tanks break through and your infantry still keep fighting." Rommel wrote of seeing "a batch of some fifty or sixty Australian prisoners ... marched off close behind usimmensely big and powerful men, who without question represented an elite formation of the British Empire, a fact that was also evident in battle."
"As a Internet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one."
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