Picolo shorts and pitta bread steaks! There, I couldn't do much better.
by Kane2000 (record cWe World Champion)
Van Halen now runs to the ropes, sees Kane starting to get up, Van Halen leaps at his head and does a swinging neckbreaker, crashing Kane2000 back to the canvas! Van Halen nows runs back to the ropes, rebounds and crashes down, hitting a leg drop onto the neck of Kane2000... Kane now holds his neck, hoping that the shooting pain going up his neck won't be there for long, so Van Halen now picks up Kane2000, hoists him onto his shoulders, runs round and hits a Death Valley Driver, making sure Kane2000 lands on his head! Cover: 1...2... power out by Kane2000, desperate to make history on this stage!
As he tries to get back up, Van Halen slides and hits a basement dropkick onto the head of Kane. Halen now applies the dragon sleeper before hitting a reverse DDT, knocking Kane2000 onto the canvas. Van Halen now picks Kane2000 up again, lifts into the air, chokeslam number 2! 1...2... foot on the rope! Kane2000 looked out of it, if it weren't for the rope break, Van Halen would've been cWe World Champion for the first time in his career. Van Halen now applies the chinlock, looking to make Kane submit. The referee checks on Kane, asking him if he wants to submit.. Kane screams "NOO!" "You wanna submit?" said the ref.. "FUCK YOU!" Kane2K responds.. "Like hell I want to submitaaaaah!!" as the pain shoots as Van Halen wrenches even more on the neck, these two New Prophecy members respect each other, but if it's for a World title, especially one as prestigious as the cWe World Heavyweight Championship, then respect goes out of the window for this one night. Van Halen wrenches even more, Kane2000 is in agony and then loses conciousness.. The referee checks his arm: 1........2.........ThrNOOOOOO! You think it's all over, it isn't.. NOT BY A LONG SHOT! Kane2000 starts to get out of the unconcious state, starts to feed off the energy of the crowd, digs Van Halen in the ribs, looks to get out of it, but gets hit with a swinging neckbreaker!
Van Halen goes for the cover: 1...2... no! Kane2K still kicks out, the cWe original and the home crowd here in Manchester are on their feet! Van Halen now leaps to the second turnbuckle, looking to end this match on his terms... Leaps down for a splash, but gets caught by the throat, Kane2000 starts to get up onto his feet, lifts Van Halen into the air, chokeslam to Van Halen and Kane2K is running to the corner, but collapses as he tries to catch his breath!