Or maybe a chimpanzee and a tequila hotshot! Citizens of New Atlantis, we must detinate!
by Kane2000
Kane2000 then trips over and grabs the top rope, trying to keep himself on his feet, but he hit his neck on the top rope and then held his neck as Van Halen moved in, stomping on Kane2000 as he was holding his back: Runs to the ropes, but Kane2000 speared him, knowing all too well his neck has been in the rough in this world title match. He has now got to pull himself together as he goes for the cover.. 1..2..kick out by Van Halen. Kane2K now pulls himself together as he wants to get that world title back that he never lost! (the title was discontinued when the original cWe closed down) He picks up Van Halen, jumps into the air, headbutt onto Van Halen, despite his neck injury picked up during the match, Kane will fight tooth and nail to regain the title! Grabs Van Halen in a headlock, lifts him into the air, jumping Brainbuster onto Van Halen, before Kane swivels over and picks Van Halen up again into a Samoan Drop-esq position, spins around in an airplane spin before hitting the TKO.
He now goes and applies a modified headlock, trapping Van Halen into the lock as the ref now checks for any air from Van Halen, seeing if he would submit. Van Halen reaches out and grabs the ropes, Kane2000 continued to apply the pressure as the ref counts upto 5. Kane lets go before saying to Earl Hebner "I've got till FIVE!" Kane now drags him back to the centre of the ring before constantly stomping at him, runs to the ropes and hits the modified forward neckbreaker. Kane2000 goes for the cover, Van Halen, kicks out after two! Kane then fiercly looks at the ref and complained at how it was a slow count!
He now continues to stomp on Van Halen before running to the ropes, leaps into the air and drives the knee down on the back, showing some technical prowess, he then gets the fans going, but Van Halen rolled Kane up, Kane kicked out after two! Charging at the turnbuckle, Kane hit Van Halen with the forearm smash, another charge ends up with Van Halen hitting a spinebuster! Both men are down now!