Hey ElricOctober 22 2001 at 5:27 PM
|Dr Douglass (Login Dr_Douglass)|
from IP address 22.214.171.124
Response to Don't feed. (nt)
Thanks for the remarks. Made me smile.
I am an old hack. Been using computers since the 70s. I remember things like IMPs, Altairs, and when Apple computers came in wooden cases. It seems my kind is rapidly fading out, and the real meaning of what hacking is, is being replaced or just plain forgotten.
A little history lesson. Hackers were Unix buffs who could hack their way out of total system meltdowns and failures. Real hackers know of a condition called Raster Burn. If you don't know what this is, don't ask, you aint even old enough or knowledgeable about old computers to even know what this is.
Read further only if you are an old school geek / hacker type. If you are not, I am sure most of the joke will be lost on you :P
Read this only if you are a GEEK
Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
< - The information went data way - >
Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression
The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
The name is Baud......, James Baud.
BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.
E Pluribus Modem
... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.
11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
All computers wait at the same speed.
DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.
Press (CTRL)-(ALT)-(DEL) to continue ...
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.
Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.
REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)
Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_~"
Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
Read my chips: No new upgrades!
Hit any user to continue.
2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!!
I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!
Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?
Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.
Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS!
- Thanks! - mysticgohan42 on Oct 22, 2001, 6:52 PM
- *Giggle* I remember - Occhi on Oct 22, 2001, 7:12 PM
- Hey Occhi - Dr Douglass on Oct 22, 2001, 10:16 PM
- In about 1985 . . I had to make a choice. - Occhi on Oct 23, 2001, 4:32 AM
- Hmm... - Elric of Grans on Oct 23, 2001, 4:51 AM
- Do you remember.... - Lissa on Oct 26, 2001, 9:13 AM
- No problem :) - Elric of Grans on Oct 22, 2001, 10:01 PM
- Elric - Dr Douglass on Oct 22, 2001, 10:21 PM
- Hmm I should explain that - Dr Douglass on Oct 22, 2001, 10:34 PM
- I'm definitely not a hacker.. - Visions on Oct 25, 2001, 4:34 PM