I graduated with honors, and, upon getting my Ph.D. I also earned an honorary Doctorate of Divinity.
Interesting. Seems that your alma mater made an exception in your case, since I cannot find any indication that they offer any degree beyond the masters. Neither their summary at http://www.moody.edu/ED/GS/catalog.htm
nor their catalog at http://www.moody.edu/ED/GS/pdf/gscatalog2002.pdf
mention (or even contain the word) "doctorate".
And perhaps that is where the problem lies Pete.
No. The problem is that you've crossed the line from the implausible to the impossible.