Do you mean to tell me that WMD (Weapons of Mouth Decoration) were another element of this secret program? Or was it even more sinister? Was there an audit trail, leading to Madagascar, of the undercover development of Mascara in Compacts with their very own application, or Launch as they say in the fashion trade, pads?
Man, just when you thought it was safe to go outside, the deadly Lipstick of Death raises it ugly, not to mention slightly phallic, profile on the world stage.
No wonder the French were concerned, it might have put Dior and Chanel out of business!