I laughed my ass off when I saw this, so here is my opinion of the real meaning behind the ad they just posted by AHAI to replace all the coaches that have defected, please keep this a secret, last thing we need is the Drudge report taking credit for this Scoop.
The Wilmette Braves Hockey Association is accepting applications for Head Coaching positions for the 2012-2013 Fall/Winter hockey season.
WE SUCK, BUT HAVE A DICTATOR FOR LIFE IN CHARGE, SO ALL IS GOOD, BUT FOR SOME REASON ALL OF OUR COACHES WHO DID NOT SUCK FLED THE PROGRAM LIKE RATS FLEEING A SINKING SHIP AND NOW WE NEED NEW ONES
The Wilmette Braves play out of two rinks: Centennial Ice Rink in Wilmette and North Shore Ice Arena in Northbrook.
WE HAVE A GREAT COMMUNITY RINK, WHICH WOULD NORMALLY WORK WELL, BUT IN LIGHT IF THE SWEETHEART DEALS, AND INCOMPETENCE, WE ALSO PLAY AT ANOTHER RINK THAT SELLS AN HOUR OF ICE AT INFLATED PRICES SO YOU CAN PAY MORE FOR YOUR FEES. YAY!
The Braves seek optimistic, highly qualified teachers of the game that emphasize player skill development, life skill learning and fun.
ASS KISSING, COWERING TO THE BOARD, RUNNING THE SAME 3 DRILLS OVER AND OVER AGAIN, TWEET, ABILITY TO TAKE POLITICALLY CONNECTED KIDS AND BOARD MEMBER KIDS ON THE TEAM OTHERWISE WOULD BE LUCKY TO JUST PLAY TRAVEL IS REQUIRED. ESPECIALLY SOUGHT ARE THOSE WHO CANNOT GET A GIG ANYWHERE ELSE, EXCEPT FOR THOSE THAT OWN A DILDO STORE, THEN THAT IS FINE
Head Coaches are compensated with additional compensation available for Assistant Coaches.
AS LONG AS YOU DO NOT TOUCH THE FUND RAISING DOLLARS AND PRETEND THAT THE ICE AT NSIA IS SOLD TO THE CLUB AT MARKET RATES, THEN WE WILL GIVE YOU A STIPEND, BUT THAT WILL HARDLY BE COMPENSATION FOR THE LACK OF RESPECT, DISDAIN BY PARENTS AND LACK OF COMPETITIVE SKILLS.
We offer consistent ice times, strong internal communication and hockey operations leadership services.
WE WILL TALK, YOU WILL LISTEN, HOW IS THAT FOR COMMUNICATION.
If you are interested, send an email to
[email protected] or call 312-226-0002 and ask for Tom.
FEEL FREE TO FLOOD THE E-MAIL.