....Okay........!!!

First time on this forum? Highly doubt it. Maybe the first time out of mom's basement to get a second helping of meatloaf because she was busy breast pumping your nightly warm glass of milk! Can you blame her? Having an adult male son hanging lip first from your breast every night can be cumbersome.
We get it, you are intimidated by women. Sorry about that, but get some help....really....for women's sake.....for your mom's sake. By the way, analyzing you and your comments/opinions only takes a second because you are about as subtle as Jeffery Dahmer running after a small naked asian boy down the street!
Go away please....better yet, get out of mom's basement and put on a pair of skates and go jump on the ice with one of these boring girls teams and show them just how a MAN does it. Remember to change in the boy's locker room so you don't give them anything else to laugh at, your skating will be enough.

.....that's your mom yelling at you, the warm milk is ready!