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JusSonic (no login) Posted Apr 14, 2009 12:12 PM
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They sighed before heading out.
Rini: (narrating) And so, Hrton and friends began their long perilous track
Determined to save the small world on the speck
The group went through the bushes, trees, and branches.
Rini: (narrating) This group was faithful and stoleworth and kind
They were brave heroes
Horton then did a few karate moves, looking determined.
Rini: (narrating, annoyed) At least in the masked fox's mind.
Morton the Elephant-Bird: Uh oh. Dad is in his imagination again.
Darry: Is that bad?
Morton the Elephant Bird: Nah, but that means he doesn't watch what he's doing! Look out!
Horton, however, was pretending to be a kung fu master.
Horton: We must become invisible, travel silently, where there are forces that seek to destroy us.
Wheezy: (coughging) Oh wow!
Then, in Horton's imagination, he, dressed as a ninja master, glanced before screaming loudly. Then, a huge tree grew before the elephant noticed.
Horton: Huh?
He looked determined before frowning.
Horton: So, you think you can sneak up on me, huh?
He jumped up the tree, hitting each branch and the tree trunk.
Horton: It is clear that you are no match for my technique.
He kicked another branch, but it hit is rear before he cried Anime tears.
Horton: Yaaiiii!
He looked at his rear, glancing back at the tree.
Horton: I see that you have mastered the way of the snapping branch. Watch me tumble!
He rolled toward the tree before jumping each branch. When he reached to the top, a lightning bolt appeared before it revealed to be Morton.
Voices: Fighting rat, go!
Morton: You are fast, but Sour Kangaroo has flying monkeys!
They looked as they saw the Wickersham Brothers with wings.
Horton: (narrows) I will make monkeys out of these monkeys. It is their destiny.
He then yelled out an attack, firing what appeared to be a purple Kamehameha wave toward them. The beables were hit as both Mortons had starry eyes on themselves.
Morton the Elephabt-Bird: Oh, dad!
Morton: Waii!
Clover: (in Horton's voice) Horton's the greatest hero of them all! Yatta!
Then, the Mortons and Horton jumped as they headed out.
Clover: Go!
Horton headed to a direction before the Mortons stopped him.
Morton the Elephant-Bird: (Anime glares) Wait a second! That ain't right!
Horton fell to the ground.
Morton: No, no, that way!
Horton looked a bit embarassed.
Horton: (sweatdrops) He-he, my mistake! Anyway, to the top of Mount Nool!
The elephant ran through the grassy fields, which had dead grass.
Morton: As fast as lightning. Hi-ho!
He jumped again, preparing to attack. Back in reality, the group only watched the elephant in embarassment as he pretended to fight more before tripping.
Horton: (sweatdrops) Oops. (to the flower) Sorry, little fella.
He prepared to fix the flower.
Horton: Uh, you'll be fine. Just think healing thoughts.
The elephant headed out with the group, still in embarassment, followed.
Gatomon: Oy...Swiper, you're hard to understand sometimes...
Voice: What, do I saw a big elephant messing around here?
The group saw a red-haired girl in explorer clothings slashing through the jungle much to Sam and Max's surprise.
Sam and Max: Geek!
The Freelance Police happily hugs the little girl, making her yelp a bit.
Geek: Awww, I was hoping not to see you guys on my trip.
Sam: You got us worry sick, little girl! You disappeared one day and the basement was empty!
Max: No supplies for us at all! Have you no shame girl?!
Geek: (annoyed) Guys, didn't you get my note?!
Sam: (confused) Note?
Max: I ate it.
Geek: (groans) It said that I retired from the force. Sorry guys but I got a life outside of you anyway.
Sam: That's no excuse to leave us hanging!
Danny: Friend of yours, Sam and Max?
Max: Old gal pal!
Geek: What's going on here?
Cartman: Eh, just a bunch of hippie crap. I mean Horton and Swiper found a speck that has people living on it and now we gotta move it to the top of Mount Nool. Not that you would believe anyway.
Geek: Oh I believe ya.
Swiper: (surprised) Wow, really??
Geek: Well, scienific research has shown that there is a possible chance of civilizations smaller than us.
Psycho: Hee hee hee! Then join us, Geek Burger, and help us save the folks of Whoville!
Geek: (frowns) Don't call me Geek Burger.
The Geek then follows the other while lookign at Sarah a bit.
Geek: Didn't I saw you in a video making out with a cat?
Sarah: (yelping, blushing) No, no! Just some other weasel! Hee hee.
As the group continued their way, some familiar faces came with their own clover each.
Students: Horton!
Mr. Bump: (noticed) Huh?
Tommy the wombat: Hey, look!
Katie tried following, though the tree trunk blocked her way. The other two, however, came to Horton, Swiper and the others.
Jessica Quilligan: We've all got our own clovers with worlds on them!
Mr. Scatterbrain: Wow, really?
Mr. Stubborn: (annoyed) No, not really! There are no worlds! Fake, fake words!
Morton the Elephant-Bird: (to Kari) Is he always like this?
Kari: You got no idea.
Swiper yelped a bit, noticing Katie near him.
Katie: In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies.
The others looked a little concerned.
Horton: Uh, that's beautiful, Katie...in a very weird way.
Voice: Wow! A clover that poof butterflies!!!
Suddenly the group yelps as a bunch of pictures are being taken. When they recover, they saw a geeky like idiot smiling while holding a camera.
Geek: Oh boy, oh boy! I got another one for my scrapbook!!!
Sam and Max: (annoyed) Lorne.
Chorus: (singing) The Friend for Life.
Digit: What, this is Lorne?
Horton: Nice. Friend of yours?
Max: (annoyed) Are you out of frigging mind?! He's a stalker who won't leave us alone! (to Lorne) Go home! Stop stalking us!!!
Lorne: Awww, I'm glad you guys are happy to see me too after the blimp incident. No hard feelings, eh?
Sam: (shaking head) We gotta put a padlock on his cage.
Katie placed the clover on her heard, then walked backward, giggling.
Katie: Hee hee hee...
Jessica Quilligan: Anyway, my world is called Jessicaland, and everyone worships Queen Jessica and Jessica is spelled "Beautiful".
Mr. Grumpy: Oh crooked cucumbers. (felt a familiar tap) Now what?!
Mr. Scatterbrain smiles while holding a pickle.
Mr. Scatterbrain: Would you, could you, with a pickle? Would you, could you, with a tickle?
Mr. Grumpy yelps and laughs a bit due to Mr. Tickle tickling him.
Mr. Grumpy: Stop that! I would not, could not with a pickle, and really would not, could not with a tickle! would not, could not on a croc, and really would not, could not with a croc! I would not, could not in your box and I certainly would not, could not with Swiper the Fox. I would not, could not on in a house and certainly would not, could not with a mouse! I would not, could not in a tree and certainly would not, could not with a monkey! I do not like them here or there, I won't like them anywhere! I do not like Green Eggs and Ham, I do not like them, Scatterbrain I am!
June: How long is he going to keep doing that?
Danny: (shrugs) As long as it takes I guess.
Meanwhile, a familiar kangaroo, her son and a turtle were close to the area, not too far picking some berrys and Rudy looking at the clover.
Yertle: See, Miss Kangaroo? They are at it again, just as I figure they would.
Jane: (notices) Rudy, what are you doing?
Rudy: Oh, mom, this is my creative world called "Symphonyland". It's where everyone sings songs all day like this one.
She then snatched Rudy's clover.
Jane: Rudy!
Rudy: Come on, mom, be careful. My friends lives on that.
Yertle: Rudy, no one lives on this.
Rudy: But-
Jane crushed the clover, frowning.
Jane: It's not possible.
She then glared at where Horton, Swiper and the others were.
Jane: That Horton is a menace.
Yertle: Like I told you and his friends are no better. Time we put an end to this nonsense.
Jane stomped toward the elephant with Rudy having a worried look on his face.
Rudy: Mom! Please, don't do this to me.
Jane: Rudy, go to your room.
Jane push Rudy back into the pouch as the sinister Yertle follow with an evil smirk.
Yertle: (to himself) Oh, this is going to be interesting... |
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