(Login Julayla) Forum Owner Posted Apr 17, 2009 12:21 PM
The shaded mouse looked at the metallic broken pieces with a hole made. The group peeked a bit before they slowly made their way inside. Jane looked inside the ruined place inside before clearing her throat.
Jane: Ahem. Mr. Vladikoff?
They yelped as they saw a bone.
Mouser: Oh, I think I'm gonna faint.
He prepared to faint toward Machinedramon before he glared.
Machinedramon: Don't even think about it.
The group looked around with some having worried looks on their faces. Just then, a black bottomed eagle called Vlad growled as some of them screamed.
Vlad: Eating, leave.
Jane tried to act unfrightened as she spoke.
Jane: I-I-I realize you're busy, but I need your help.
Vlad: Why?
Yertle: It's Horton.
Jane: He's become obsessed with a clover. And he actually thinks there are little people on it.
The bird stepped in the light, glancing at the group.
Rika: And as we all know, there aren't any people in there.
Renamon: But my question is...why would the others want to protect the clover?
Jane: (angrily) I want that clover destroyed!
Vlad: (shrugs) Sure, what a big deal this is...for you anyway.
Jane: I'd do it myself, but being a lady, I prefer not to get my hands dirty.
The eagle glanced at the kangaroo and turtle.
Yertle: (smirks) But I hear you have no problem with that.
Vlad: Nope, no problem. Easy peasy. But...I'll only do this for a price! In exchange for a brand new pair of...
They he looked at the frightened Rudy.
Vlad: Actually...(points to Rudy) this small one.
Hector: Ick! That's sick!
Jack: (grins) I like this guy. Does he seem Team Spicer material or what?
Skarr: What?
Brandy: You're not helping, Skarr.
Jack: Pphhhppttt.
Skarr: (anger mark) Cut that out!
Rudy: Mommy!
Jane: (pondering) Quiet, Rudy, mommy's thinking it over.
She then grinned smugly to him.
Jane: Well, thanks. But uh, on second thought, I think we're gonna have the Wickersham Brothers take care of this for us.
Vlad: (nods) Okay, that's solved, right? The Wickershams can handle it.
However, as Jane turned away, motioning the others to follow, Vlad yelped in realization.
Vlad: What? (stopping them) No! You can't go to them!
Yertle: (smirks) No, no, the Wickershams would be perfect for this job.
Vlad: (realizes) But they're monkeys! They're not scary at all!
Jane: (grins) Ah, thanks anyway, Vlad. Maybe next time.
The bird only had a worried look on his face.
Vlad: Wait!
He quickly got in front of them, making his wings like a cape, looking somewhat evilly toward them.
Vlad: Here's what I'll do to clover.
He then showed a bone, much to the vultures' confusion.
Trigger: Why is it a bone?
Vlad: Hey, I don't have flowers, okay? I mean this is the best I could come up with.
Nutsy: I dunno...the flower works better.
The two vultures were only hit on the head.
Vlad: Anyway, I'll take, then I'll crush it! And then I'll devour it, like this!
He then gulped the bone, though he started choking, much to everyone else's annoyance.
Vlad: (choking) Uh, it's bigger than it looks. One second.
Jane, Yertle, and Major Dr. Ghastly only rolled their eyes.
Vlad: (hacking) Holy moley. Hang on.
The bird finally got the bone out. He chuckled nervously before trying to look evil once more.
Vlad: Uh, then I'll regurgitate it, and I devour it again. So, two times devoured.
Metalseadramon: Ick, gross. Even I don't do that!
Jane: Sounds nice...but I think we'll talk to Wickershams.
He gulped with worry as they began heading out.
Vlad: Oh come on now! Wait a second!
They stopped the group as Vlad smirked.
Vlad: Now here comes the best part...I do it all for gratis...that's free, people. What do you think? (grins) Do we have a deal?
He showed his claw leg to her before they looked at one another. Finally, the kangaroo grinned, shaking Vlad's claw.
Jane: Deal.
Vlad: Yeah, score! Bwa-ha-ha-ha! Thank you!
He then began flying out.
Vlad: You won't regret it!
He laughed as he flew out of his home. Though, Vlad yelped, almost falling down before he laughed more. Jack, the Dark Masters, Rika, Renamon, the Sheriff, Brandy, Mr. Whiskers, the vultures, Drakken, Hector with Boskov, Ghastly, Skarr, and Team Rocket looked at both Jane and Yertle.
Meowth: Permission to follow in case he screws up?
Jane: Permission granted.
James: Goodie!
Jessie: Oh, I don't believe we'll be missing this!
Quickly, the group left the three as Rudy only had a worried look on his face.
Rudy: (to himself) Something tells me it won't end too well.
Back with Swiper's group, Horton began snoring loudly before he shivered, trying to cover himself. Mr. Grumpy, awakened by the noise, noticed a familiar dish, making him yelp.
Mr. Scatterbrain: The dark. In the dark. Would you, could you, in the dark?
Mr. Grumpy: Ugh, no, I would not, could not in the dark. What I need right now is something to keep me from freezing to death!
Then he and the sleeping group were given a peculiar cloth.
Mr. Scatterbrain: How about these truffula leaves?
Mr. Grumpy: Where did you get these anyway?
Mr. Scatterbrain: (points to a tree) The Lorax said we'd needed the leaves.
He glanced at a figure going into one of the trees, one with most of the leaves (save for a few strands) gone.
Mr. Grumpy: I don't wanna know. (turns away) Goodnight, Scatterbrain.
Mr. Scatterbrain then placed the dish up.
Mr. Scatterbrain: There, there, green eggs and ham, you'll get your chance soon. He's only in denial after all. He-he.