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Kouja no Senshi
Chapter 8: Toons & Games Arc
Act 18: The Gatherings & Rivalries
(OP: Go by Flow)
Narrator: Previously on Kouja no Senshi...
Chase Young: Ah, so you're the Chairman of the ACME Corporation, right?
Chairman: Hey, you met the right guy!
Mirage: (to himself) So ACME got themselves a new boss since the time of Marvin Acme
Chairman: If you don't, I wish to introduce my associates. These are Yosemite Sam, Nasty Canasta, Cottontail Smith, Wile E. Coyote...
Coyote: (holding up signs) Do I know some of you?
Katz: Errr, no.
Chairman: Marvin the Martian, Elmer Fudd...
Drakken: Ha! That bald headed imbecile? He did a lot of pictures with the rabbit!
Elmer Fudd: Well, tuwns out that I'm sewetly evil! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Shego: (shrugs) Well, that's showbiz for ya.
Chairman:...Beaky Buzzard, the Peter Lorre scientist, the Tasmanian Devil, Gossamer, Professor Rat!
An annoyed rat like villain snarls furiously.
Ratigan: Ratigan! I am not a sewer rat!
Drakken: (to himself) I hate to get this guy in a room with the Mouse King.
Chairman: Some lunkhead named Gaston...
Gaston: No one fights like Gaston!
Chairman: There is one more but she's busy at the moment. No worries, she will join us when she can.
Katz and Mirage: Maleficent?!
Chairman: (puzzled) How did you know?
Katz: (to herself) So, the witch is busy with the Roger Rabbit incident. Of course, how could I not know this?
Phage: Well, now that you're here, time to begin...
Tron: I wonder what some of our enemies doing.
Geek: I almost met a few of them so I know they're up to no good.
Mrs. Nora Wakeman: I am helping Professor Farnsworth with some new device. He said it's suppose to look into other worlds.
Tron: That would be fun to do.
Strong Bad: {points the detector towards Homestar's torso; the "metal found" riff is heard} Uh, Homestar... {points the detector back to the floor} ...did you swallow your lucky quarter?
Koopa Bros: Eeeew!
Homestar: Of course not! And it certainly didn't taste anything like butterscotch!
Strong Bad points the detector back towards Homestar's torso. A radiant glow then shines around him, revealing that the quarter is inside his stomach.
Homestar: You must be using it wrong. Let me try. {takes the detector} Sounds like Lucky George is on the move! I'll find him! {walks off and stops near the Trogdor machine} Whoa! Did you hear that? {bends down to his left, dodging another punch} It MUST be around here! {bends down to his right, dodging yet another punch, before standing up and throwing the detector on the ground} Your so-called "metal detector" must be broken, I don't see it anywh-
Puppetmon: (sweatdrop) Time for a butt whooping.
Trogdor FINALLY lands a punch to the back of Homestar's head.
Homestar: OOOOF!
Puppetmon: Told ya!
The coin flies out of Homestar's mouth, hits Strong Bad's head and lands on the ground. He picks it up while Homestar walks back to Strong Badia.
Strong Bad: Yo, mushbrain. {pulls out the quarter} Check out what your slimy innards horked up!
Homestar: {receives the quarter} Lucky George! All right SB, lemme at that Trogga machine!
Videlectrix Guy: {on phone} Hey, Videlectrix here. Our legal department wanted to remind you not to install that logic board around anything that's been exposed to radiation... {Homestar starts glowing again.} ...as it could potentially cause the end of existence as we know it. Okay, thanks! {hangs up}
Rika: (shocked) What?!
Non-Homestar Runner characters: Now they tell us!
Homestar: {dizzily} Hey Strong Bad, could you finish my game for me? I'm feeling a little woozy.
Strong Bad: {continues to put the logic board into the machine} Almost...got it...
Argit: Gah! Strong Bad, you idiot! Didn't you hear what the Videlectrix Guy just said?!
Cut to a view of the Earth from space. A series of white ripples is seen from where Free Country, USA is located. Cut to various shots of the cast in silhouette being blinded by the white light.
Strong Bad: (anguished) My poor kingdom!! You were never supposed to burninate MY countryside! I thought we were BFF's! (turns towards the camera, gesturing with his hands) That's Burninating Friends Foreva!
Jack: Oh man, and Rika and Renamon are missing? Where the heck are they?
Just then, three pop-up windows appeared. One with Rika, the second with Renamon, and the third with Homestar.
Homestar: (suddenly appears in a pop-up window near Strong Bad) Uh... hey, Strong Bad. Is this a bad time?
Strong Bad: I wasn't crying! Wait... Homestar? Where are you?
Puppetmon: Huh? And where did you and Rika come from, Renamon?
Jack: What's going on?
Homestar: We're in your interfaces. Pretty cool, huh?
Strong Bad: (annoyed) Well, get out! I've got enough to worry about without you gettin' all up in my HUD (pronounced "hood") like some kinda pop-up spam!
Homestar: Yeah, that's a problem. I think the three of us are stuck in this videogame unless you can find a way to get me out. (shifts closer to Strong Bad) By the way, did you know that Total Load can enlarge your vectroid region by 27 percent? (his window increases in size) Click here to find out how! (vanishes)
Rika: Jack, you have to hurry. Get us out of here quickly!
Renamon: And hurry up!
With that, the two windows were also gone.
Strong Bad: (heavily agitated) ARRRGH!! First, the burnination of Strong Badia... now I've got HomeSpam! (standing in determination) Trogdor, you messed with the wrong player character this time! I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I have no other choice... I must... KILL... TROGDOR!!! (pauses, before turning to the camera) Uh, anybody know how to kill a dragon?
Serena: There's a problem...Major Dr. Ghastly and the others only created enough for when we didn't have so many.
Chuckie: Oh dear!
Dora: Si, and besides, the new ones here don't have any.
Horton: Well, you're right about...
However, to their shock, some Digivices with white interiors appeared to the Cat, Horton, Morton, the Elric Brothers, Mustang, Nina, and those that didn't receive digivices from the Chrono Arc (minus the Digimon themselves).
Horton: Huh? How did this get here?
Miss Sunshine: My goodness, digivices that instantly appear.
Tron: This is strange. (notices) Hey, our Digivices are gone.
Amy: No, look.
Then, she opened her hand as her Digivice appeared.
Amy: It's strange...it's like we're part of a video game.
Guilmon: Wow, neat!
Nora Wakeman: Anyway, are we all set to go in our journey?
However, before they could, Raye sensed something, looking seriously to them.
Raye: Hold it, everyone!
They fell to the ground, looking concerned.
Danny: Oh great.
June: What now?
She then pointed outside. To everyone's shock, they saw different areas of what seem to be familiar places.
Fry: Gosh! Look at that! Parts of Videoland and the Toon World are here!
Inez: My gosh.
Morton the Elephant Bird: That's a good thing, right?
Farnsworth: Unfortunately, this type of merging is wrong. Whoever and whatever caused this, plans to have the planet destroyed.
They looked horrified.
Roll: Oh no!
Gutsman: (frowns) Not cool.
Prince John: AHHH! What is that murderer doing here!? Hasn't he caused enough misery to me as it is?
Yami Doom: (smirks) Simple, I was reborn and invited here.
Sheriff: Uh, sire?
Mr. Whiskers: Mind if we take him down a notch?
However, Coco LaBouche stopped them.
Coco LaBouche: No, they were invited on their own free will.
Hiram: (annoyed) This guy? Professor Ratigan!? What the hell were you people thinking!?
Ratigan: (chuckles) I can see that not everyone is willingly accepting my appearance.
Prince John: (worried) Oh dear, the great criminal mind...as if Doom was bad enough.
Mirage: You actually know him?
Prince John: I visited London one day. Unfortunate mistake that day as stole the valuables I was going to display on London. However, unlike Robin Hood, who idiotically gives the valuables to the poor, he keeps it to himself. That is worse in my book.
Yosamite Sam: Consarn it? You afraid of this varmint?
The snake looked concerned toward Taz for the moment.
Sir Hiss: Uh, by the way, Taz. Does your family know what you are doing?
Taz: Huh?
Sir Hiss: (sweatdrops) Well, that answers my question.
Chairman: Come on, Your Majesty, at least give him a chance.
The fat brown mouse glanced toward the gleaming eyes of the Chairman before looking distrustfully toward Ratigan.
At a part of town, a giant vehicle arrived as three cats looked at the place.
Black Cat: Waffle, Gordon, are you sure this is Tokyo?
Gordon: Aye, at least I think so, Mr. Blik.
Waffle: Whoo, it changed somehow, not like what it looks like in the brochures at all.
Blik then turned to a familiar looking blue hair woman, namely a reincarnated Bulma.
Blik: Hey, lady, is this Tokyo?
Bulma: Of course it is, but someone must've done something stupid here. I see parts of Videoland and some Toon buildings here.
Waffle: Okay, we're lost then. Maybe we can ask that monkey dressed in scout clothing's for directions.
They looked at the two monkeys as the two noticed the giant monster truck.
Monkey 1: Hey, that's a neat car.
Monkey 2: What the heck are you suppose to be?
Waffle: Um, we're kinda lost and we don't know our way.
Monkey 1: What a coincidence, we lost our friends, too.
Monkey 2: By the way, that's Lazlo and I'm Jake Spidermonkey.
Blik: (annoyed) Oh great.
Bulma: It's strange...why has different worlds started colliding with ours?
Gordon: Who knows. We need directions.
As they passed a familiar group, Jack's group was trying to look at the cabinet.
Jack: (kicks it) Well...(hears nothing) It's official: The worlds are merging.
Vlad: Yipes!
Sasuke: (frowns) You know it's your own fault.
Digit: Yeesh, Sasuke, you act like you have a hatred for everything ranging from alternates, clones, and robots or something like that. What? You gotta do something to destroy your bro or something?
Sasuke: Maybe in another lifetime. I'm only concerned and angered at what just happened. And besides, I'm an only child, bird brain.
Hinata: Um...(pointing) Should we ask Professor Ratigan with your comrades over there?
Team Spicer yelped, quickly pushing the four into the bush as they noticed a familiar group about to arrive.
Red Bros: Hide!
Green Bros: If they see you, we're dead! And try to keep your minds blank! The Phage can read minds!
Vlad: (confused) What going on here?
Strong Bad: Uh, for the record, Vlad, not everyone in the Kouja no Senshi knows of our comradeship.
Vlad: Ah, that explains it.
The Phage arrived as he frowned.
Phage: What's the situation?
Argit: Apparently, it's getting difficult to find a way to stop Trogdor.
Strong Bad: You can't kill Trogdor! He's unkillable!
Bowser: (annoyed) Hey, no one is not unkillable! You have to remember that.
Black Bros: Dang, Trogdor's out? When did that happened?
Green Bros: (frowns) This morning after the Dangeresque 3 movie we watched.
Miss Daredevil: (surprised) Whoa, you got new recruits? And they're one of the best Looney Tunes there are! Awesome!
She then shook Wile E.'s hand.
Miss Daredevil: Hey, Wile E., nice to meet you again.
Wile E.: (confused/holds a sign) "Again?"
Mr. Messy: You bet! We were in the past before the whole Heartless thing came to order and we disappeared for who knows how long.
Wile E.: "That explains it."
Argit: Oh great, and you got Ratigan as well. Someone stop this planet, I want to get off!
Hiram: (smirks) See? Not everyone has a high opinion of you.
Ratigan: (glares) Shut up, will you?
Jessie: Let me guess: Strong Bad's destroying the world...again.
James: AHHH! (notices) Trogdor is gonna burninate us! I don't wanna be burninated!
Skarr: Calm down, will you? We just need to think how to get through this.
Wuya: Don't irritate them too much, Skarr.
Jack: Phhhppttt.
Skarr: (anger mark) That gag is getting old, Jack! What's it gonna take to stop doing that?
Jack: An apology would be in order.
Hector: He has a point.
Skarr: (frowns) Me? Apologize? Forget it!
Yosamite Sam: Hey, what's that under them bushes?
However, before they could look, a familiar voice shouted.
Voice: SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!
Then, in an instant, many Naruto clones appeared, landing on the ground, glancing at Team Spicer.
Naruto Clone 1: You people know better than to mess with reality!
Naruto Clone 2: Yeah, you make people sick doing that!
Naruto Clone 3: Time to take you down!
Phage: It's that blasted boy! He's spying! Kill him!
Quickly, most of the foes attacked, though Hiram screamed when his tail was stepped on.
Hiram: AHHHH!
He yanked his tail from Ratigan's foot, glaring.
Hiram: Do that again and I will make sure your rat face goes to the sewers in pieces!
Ratigan: (angrily) What was that!?
Hiram: You heard me, Rat Man!
Ratigan: I AM NOT A RAT!
He turned away from the brown mouse.
Ratigan: Besides, the only rat I see is you.
Hiram: (anger mark) WHAT!?
Both of them glared angrily before Bowser and Team Rocket, noticing, quickly pushed them away.
Meowth: This is a fight against heroes, not to your rat faces!
Both: DON'T CALL ME A RAT!
The cat was hit by the two.
Bowser: That's it! I'm separating you two!
He yanked them apart from the furious two.
James: That's why I never try to insult anyone. It's painful.
Jessie: (annoyed) Shut up, James.
The six then noticed the real Naruto and his friends arriving to Strong Bad's group.
Naruto: Okay, now's our chance.
Sasuke: Let's go get our friends while they're distracted.
Homestar: {re-appears} Hey! Listen! Those guys in videogames are always killing dragons! Have you tried getting into the videogame and asking one o' them?
Strong Bad: How am I supposed to get in the game?
Homestar: {inspirational speech} You wanna get in the game, you gotta WANT it! {The camera focuses on the open cabinet door on the Trogdor Machine.} Be the ball! Live your dreams! Believe in yourself! You never get a second chance to make a first impression! {The camera focuses itself back to Strong Bad.} Now are you gonna get in there and show that dragon who's end boss?
Strong Bad: {confidently} Yeah!
Homestar: I can't hear you! But I'm gonna assume you said "yeah". The acoustics in this videogame are TERRIBLE. {vanishes}
Strong Bad: Get in the game...all right, let's do this!
Naruto: Get the Digivices.
Quickly, they rose their digivices.
Bowser: (glares) Oh no they don't! Kamek! Mouser! Stop them!
Yellow Bros: Why can't you stop them?
Bowser: (annoyed) Hello! Trying to stop knuckleheads from killing one another!
Jessie: We'll do it.
She shoved Argit, making him yelp as she snatched his Digivice.
Jessie: James, Meowth, hang on to me!
They both grabbed her as the wizard, mouse with shades, and two remaining Koopa Bros grabbed the others, being transported in the game.
Bowser: (to the two) As for you two-
Voice: Team Spicer!
They turned, noticing the frowning heroes as the Naruto clones were all gone.
Argit: (annoyed) And things are definitely getting worse.