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JusSonic (no login)
Posted Apr 22, 2009 3:48 PM
Strong Bad and his group transforms into the low-res 3D render from SBCG4AP Advertisement, his Atari sprite, and finally his Secret Collect sprite, before going inside the Trogdor machine. The usual Videlectrix start-up sequence can be seen on screen, with Strong Bad and the others replacing the Videlectrix Mascot in doing the routine of falling and looking up at the logo.
Strong Bad: I'm up! Nobody saw that! It's cool!
Naruto: (glares) What are you doing?
Puppetmon: Coming to stop you!
Sakura: (rolls eyes) Please, that never work.
The hub then materializes.
Strong Bad {surprised} Whoa... what IS this place? It's like... every cool videogame ever made, all in one place! Am I... in Heaven?
Homestar: {quickly materializes near Strong Bad} Hey, Strong Bad!
Strong Bad: {faces Homestar} No, clearly NOT Heaven.
Mouser: (yelps) Gah! We're in that other place!
Homestar: Word on the street is you're trying to take down this Trogdor character.
Strong Bad: {irritated} That's right, Homestar. You were there when I said it out loud twice.
Digit: And you there and Toto too!
Homestar: Shhh! Never know who might be listening! I hear there's a regular Trogdor-killing expert inside Peasantry. {shifts near the Peasant's Quest portal} Fella by the name of Rather Dashing. Tell him the H-Star Man sent you. {vanishes}
Strong Bad: {excited} "Peasant's Quest"? You mean I get to go inside the best-selling video computer TV game of all time?
James and Meowth: Sweet!
Jessie: (frowns) Grow up, you two.
Copy Protector Beyond this door, a world of short-panted adventure awaits! Are you ready to experience the realm of Peasantry first hand?
Strong Bad: {still excited} Ready?!? I've only been waiting for this for like my entire life!
Hinata: So do some of us, apparently.
Copy Protection: Then let's do this. But first: thou must answer mine riddle! What is PAUL REVERE's favorite ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Mr. Messy: (confused) Paul Revere got ice cream???
Strong Bad: {annoyed} What?!? What kind of question is that? Who are you, anyway?
Copy Protector: I am the Copy Protector! {An image of a code wheel shows up in place of the Peasant's Quest title screen.} Use the code wheel and InvisiGlasses™ to aid you on your quest. {The wheel materialises underneath Strong Bad's feet.} The answer is on page 38 of your manual.
Strong Bad: Manual? This game is like a billion years old. I don't have the manual!
Copy Protector: Then thou art screwed.
Sasuke: Then how about we burn you and show who is screwed now?!
Copy Protector: Whoa, watch it, ninja boy!
Homestar: {pops up} You don't need a manual, Strong Bad! Isn't that Spirits of 76 game back at your house? All you gots to do is figure out what Paul Revere's ghost looks like. Why don't you just go see him in person? {vanishes}
Strong Bad: What am I supposed to do with that giant wheel thing?
Miss Daredevil: Use it in a racecar!
Copy Protector: Forget it! I ain't being use as someone's spare tire! Anyway, 'tis all very simple. Rotate the wheel to match up the Videlectrix character with the item he holds in the game, like it's shown in page 38 of your manual! Then use the included InvisiGlasses to read the answer to mine riddle.
Strong Bad: How am I supposed to get some InvisiGlasses™? They haven't made those since "Thy Dungeonman 0: No Text Edition".
Copy Protector: Then thou art well and truly doomed. The secret art of looking at things through red translucent cellophane has been lost to the mists of time.
Strong Bad: Space Circus Catastrophe? No way am I going in there. Those evil space clowns are BAD NEWS, man. I love those performing bears though!
Oddly enough, a performing bear jumps out of the portal.
Strong Bad: No! Down boy, down!
Jack: Well, well, someone got himself a new best friend!
The bear vanishes.
ON-SCREEN TEXT: PERFORMING BEAR has joined your party!
Red Bros: (confused) What party???
Yellow Bros: I think it's one of those games that has figures teaming up and being used for no good reason.
Strong Bad: Awww, he's already gotten attached. Now I gotta keep him.
Mouser: Ick.
Back in the battle in reality, our heroes are fighting their enemies trying to hit one another. Le Quack yelps as Bee Dee fires a place nearly hitting the duck. The villain curses angrily at French at him.
Bee Dee: (puzzled) What did he say?
Kermit: (sweatdrop) Uh, I don't think you should know.
Soon some familiar characters appear.
Goku: Whoa, check this out! A fight broke loose!
Vegeta: (smirks) Hell, don't leave me out!
Vegeta flies up and fire a Big Bang Attack nearly destroying the bad guys.
Phage: (to himself) So the reincarnation good guys are here as well. It was a matter of time.
Voice: Hold it, guys!
Psycho yelps as a photo flash came out of nowhere, nearly blinding the weasel. We see a villain holding the camera.
Villain: (smirking) All right, a photo for my scrapbook! Photos of enemies I'm going to kill!
Teen Titans: Freakshow!
Chorus: (singing) The Friend for Life!
Max: (screaming) GAH! NO, NO, NO, NO! Not another stalker with that pointless running gag!
Psycho: Gah! Get away!
Control Freak: Hey, come on! I am your greatest fan, friend for life! That and that bounty hunting weasel!
Psycho yelps as he tosses an anvil at Control Freak, knocking him away. Grievous jumps towards Ratigan in determination.
Grievous: Now it's time to cut this rat down to size!
Ratigan: (anger mark) I am not a rat!!!
Grievous unclips his cape and shook it off seductively, then they heard squealing and awes.
Voices: Oh my god! He didn't do what I think he did! Yeah, take it all off!
Grievous, Zim, Edward and Ratigan: BLOOOOO!!
Bloo: What?! Why is it that people always accuse me of doing that?!
Gir: (waving) Me again!
He pointed to the rabid fangirls squealing and smiling.
Limelover: Yeah, go Grievous!
Mitzi: (holds up a heart sign) We love you, Grievous!
Zim: (frowns) First AniToon Wars original, then Cyber Hearts, now this Gir?! Are you brain dead or something?!
Gir: Uh...I take Ratigan for 3000, Alex!
Grievous: (frowns) Stupid running gag...
Back with Strong Bad and company...
Strong Bad: Stinkoman 20X6. Yes, I believe I AM asking for a challenge...
Miss Daredevil: So do we! Sweeeet!
Strong Bad and Miss Daredevil jumps towards the panel, but they rebound from it. The panel then flashes with the error message "REGION LOCKED".
Strong Bad: {disappointed} Region locked? Awww, man. What kind of crappy alternate reality can't play imported videogames?
Naruto: Probably those who don't want spoilers to good games before coming to America, I guess.
The Trogdor! panel bleeps with the error message "FAIL: CHARACTER NOT FOUND".
Strong Bad: Character not found? I guess the Trogdor! game would be pretty lame without the Trogdor.
Digit: (notices) What's this?
The group saw a portal nearby as Strong Bad reads a sign near it.
Strong Bad: "Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder"? That's the game The Cheat was wanting to play in my bedroom! I wonder if it's any less lame when you see it on the inside.
He does the sprite transformations and goes through the portal. Strong Bad materializes in sprite until he is back to his old self. He notices a bizarre fruit contraption, whose suction gun picks up fruits from boxes labeled "Ammo" and "Fruit Supply", respectively. It is currently over "Ammo".
Strong Bad: Weird. I don't remember the Gel-Arshie game looking like this.
Gel-Arshie: {getting off his board} What're you doing back here?! Nobody's allowed backstage without a chaperone!
Jack: Well, we count as chaperones, right?
Hinata: (frowns) Not likely, Jackie.
Strong Bad: {irritated} Look, having to talk to you is no bowl of cherries for me, either.
Gel-Arshie Cherries?! Where?! I love cherries!
Strong Bad: Anyways, as I was saying, I thought I was jumpin' into the game. How come you're just standing around here, not not loafing?
Gel-Arshie: That's 'cause nobody's playing the game! I'm in attract mode!
Sakura: (frowns) We didn't need to hear that.
Strong Bad: {disgusted} It's made out of...plywood and duct tape. {turns to the camera} I knew this game was cheap, but where's the craftsmanship, people?
Homestar: {pops up} That's why I never go backstage for The Show. It ruins the magic... {amazed} Hey, I can see your house from here!
Green Bros.: (noticed) And I see our HQ from here too! Neat!
Strong Bad: {annoyed} No, Homestar... {faces the screen} ...you're only supposed to say that when you're way high up... {realizes the statement} Oh wait... {Homestar vanishes.} I really can see my house from here! We must be inside my own Fun Machine!
Sasuke: Great, so what are we going to do about it?
Strong Bad: This must be where all the apples, cherries and strawberries in the game come from.
Gel-Arshie: I'm not allowed to go near that bin anymore! Once I start, I just can't...stop...myself...
Strong Bad: So. Freakshow.
Black Bros: Wasn't he an enemy of the ghost boy?
Gel-Arshie: Hey, kids! Come to watch me get radical on the half-pipe?
Others: (horrified) NO!
Strong Bad: No. I'm looking for anybody to help me get farther in a videogame so I can kill a dragon.
Gel-Arshie: Well KEEP LOOKIN'! Around here, I'm in charge. I'M THE GOD! And I ain't leaving until somebody hits the kill...kill...KILL SCREEN!
Homestar: {pops up} Hey, Strong Bad, what's a kill kill KILL SCREEN?
Digit: Something dumb, I bet.
Strong Bad: Oh, that's when you play a videogame for so long, and get a score so high, and have a life so depressing, that you break the videogame!
Homestar: {enlightened} Oh. {curiously} Hey, Strong Bad, why is the sky blue?
Jack: (annoyed) Because if it's green, we don't know where to cut the grass!
Strong Bad: Go away, Homestar. {Homestar vanishes.} You only get one question per day.
Naruto saw some sort of guy nearby as Strong Bad goes up to him.
Strong Bad: So, Professor Pineapple, got any ideas on how I can take out Trog... {realizes that Professor Pineapple isn't moving} What? {annoyed} Oh, what a rip-off!! He's not even real! He's just a prop!
Yellow Bros: Totally bummer, hey, what's this sldier thing for?
Strong Bad: Difficulty slider? No wonder this game is so boring.
He moves the slider over to the right.
Strong Bad: Now it's set to high!
Gel-Arshie: Hi! I'm Gel-Arshie!
Others: (bored) We don't care.
Gel-Arshie: Sometimes...after the game shuts down...I can hear him talking to me. He tells me to do things.
Strong Bad: {flipping the lever} I have yet to meet a random lever that I could not push for no reason.
Sasuke: Well, something better happen! |
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