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Kouja no Senshi
Chapter 8: Toons & Games Arc
Act 21: Mini Bosses & Recruits
(OP: Go by Flow)
Narrator: Previously on Kouja no Senshi...
Homestar: {appears on-screen, frightened} G-g-g-ghosts? You guys go on without me, big guy. I'll stay back in the van with The Cheat!
Argit: {annoyed} 1 - You don't have a van. 2 - I wish I could get rid of you that easily. And 3 - These aren't even the groundskeeper-wearing-a-sheet-covered-in-phosphorescent-paint kinda ghosts, anyway!
Strong Bad: They're from "Spirits of 76" {emphasized with a dramatic, shaky voice}, that Bicentennial-themed game where you're a big, spooky pixel running a black screen picking up other spooky pixels.
Homestar: Are they... {gulps} ...spooky GHOST pixels? {vanishes}
Black Bros: Why did he get captured again?
Quickly, Strong Bad activated the light musket and shined it all over the house (it is the only source of light in the otherwise pitch-black house), eventually landing on The Cheat with Mr. Nervous in Strong Bad's room, cowering behind the Taranchula standee.
Mr. Nervous: Oh please! Don't eat me!
The Cheat: (terrified) Meeeeeh!
Strong Bad: The Cheat! Did you unleash vengeful spirits into the house again?
The Cheat: (terrified) Meeeeeh!
Mr. Nervous: How could we have done that!? A spooky terrible ghost is controlling this place and those Red Coat ghosts won't go away! (shivers) It's terribly frightening!
Sasuke: Hang on, we'll get you out of there.
Mr. Nervous: And hurry. You have to help me also find Miss Daredevil, Mr. Messy, Mr. Nosy, Mr. Small, and even Miss Scary! They're somewhere in the place and I'm too afraid to look where!
Ling Ling: Calm down.
Minimus: Don't worry, Nervous.
Kid Link: Oh man, I wish the other friends we brought here could see this.
Rocksteady: Our friends too.
Bebop: Hey, I thought we only had comrades.
Rocksteady: Aren't they the same?
Lazlo: My scout friends too.
Jake Spidermonkey: And Adam. (notices) And there's a giant bird coming!
Phage: (gasps) That's no bird...it's a Meta Ridley!
The metal dragon roared, snatching up Butters.
Butters: AHHH! Fellas!
Stan: Goddammit, Butters.
Brick: Who's Jafar?
Yami Doom: He is one of Maleficent's allies. If I know Jafar better, he may appear here as well and we could have an advantage.
Katz: (grins) I like the way you think.
Psycho: I hate to ask, but who the heck are these guys you're after?
Nack: Freedom Fighters. Someone placed a huge reward on them. That's a little side quest we're embarking.
Sarah: Some of the kids there look cute.
Nic: Trust us, they've caused enough trouble for us.
Dingo: Yeah, and nearly got us killed or worse...roboticised.
Sleet: You see, the three of them, the Sonic Underground, are a bit of a nuisance back when we were forced to work for Eggman. We were in a scouting mission when he with his two current robots, Rouge, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Cream, and Cheese vanished.
Dingo: That was pretty much the time to quickly abandon Eggman and get back to our boss. He hurt us with the bat real bad!
Nic: Anyway, some time later, we got transported to the same place Sonic and the others were currently staying, though we never actually found him...Earth.
Some of them looked shocked.
Nack: And while there, I met the most annoying 12 year old ever! He had red hair, dark circles, wore nerd clothing, was fat, and was obsessed over me! If that portal wasn't invented, I never would've gotten rid of that brat.
Psycho: (annoyed) That's Control Freak for ya, except he's 18.
Nack: Crap, how long have we been gone?
Psycho: Earth years...6.
James: Ick, I rather not think of that freak for a while.
Peach: Bowser!
Luigi: Again!?
However, Mario noticed a different color and yellow eyes on him.
Mario: Wait...this can't be Bowser!
Figure: That's right, I'm his clone. Call me Diablor!
Sailor Moon: (frowns) What do you want?
Diablor: Oh it's not me...but what you want...
Then, he moved, revealing an elderly goomba along with a familiar bird.
Sailor Moon's Group: Professor Frankly and Goombella!
Diablor: Now just come quietly and I may let you live. If not...he-he, well you know.
Yoshi: (frowns) Yoshi!
Wile E.: "I hate to ask who that is..."
Koopa Bros: (frightened) AHHHH! KING BOO!
King Boo: He-he-he-he. More to frighten...excellent.
Strong Bad: (annoyed) Crap!
King Boo: I have some people you want...
Then, he moved, showing some familiar figures.
Mr. Nervous: (gasps) Mr. Messy, Mr. Small, Mr. Nosy! What did you do to them?
King Boo: Let's cooperate and I shall let them live.
Naruto: (glares) How dare you use them you sicko!
Sir Hiss: So you're saying someone else took over not only Nottingham, but also took King Richard?
Kaa: I'm afraid so.
Jeri: How awful!
Sailor Solaris: I hope we can free them.
Wizardmon: We may need help.
Eds' Voices: AHHHH! KANKER GERMS!
Sir Emblem: Well, we know where to look first.
Cranston: Yeah, the basement!
Tilly: Cranston!
Winry: Come on!
Kaa: I know a few who could help us...just let me help. I may want to satisfy my appetite to whoever's causing trouble.
He chuckled a little as the leader frowned.
Prince John: Only if you don't try eating us.
Kaa: Cross my heart and hope to die.
Adam Lyon: So you want us to help you find the animals?
Davis: That's an easy task. In fact, we may want to help keep those animals safe, even if they are lost in Taz-Mania.
Bo: (smiles) All right, I knew I can count on you. And to thank you, once we're done, we can show you where your lucky star item is.
Yolei: It's called a "Balance Star".
Boomer: I got a question...Mr. Stan Matthews, why do you and Coco want to hurt us? And why does Alan want to hurt us?
Cree: I was going to ask that same question myself.
The parents and brothers both looked confused, looking concerned.
Numbah 3: If you don't know why you want to hurt us, why do you do it anyway?
Stan Matthews: I...(looks down) I don't know.
Coco LaBouche: I have no clue either.
Alan: I...
Cree: Shhh, it's okay honey.
Roll: So you see, we actually need help. Can you Tiny Toons and Animanacs guys help us?
Yakko: No problem-o!
Wakko: Fabooo!
Dot: Of course.
Fifi: Oui, we shall do what we can.
Dingo: (fearfully) IT'S THE HOUSE OF BATULA!!
Hiram: (annoyed) Who?
Sleet: (frowns) Oh brother, Dingo. How many times do we have to go through this: There is no such thing as a-
Romanian Voice: FIRE!
A snapping sound was heard before the green hedgehog and the others were surrounded by flames. Then, a figure landed on the ground, glaring with his glowing eyes.
Sleet: (small voice) -vampire?
Meowth: Vampire!?
Dingo: It's Count Batula!
Nack: Oooooh great, Sonic the Hedgehog, as if my day's getting dumb.
Psycho: If you call that dumb, watch this.
He grabbed Ratigan's bent tail, quickly slamming it, making the rat scream in pain.
Ratigan: AHHHHH!!
He quickly yanked his tail, which was no longer bent.
Ratigan: What are you trying to do, kill me!?
Psycho: Look on the bright side, at least your tail's normal again.
Nack: I'll say.
Dingo: Uh, can you get us away from this place first?
Kazooie: And why should we? Banjo, Rodent, and I are already have enough dealings when Eggman tried to trash Spiral Mountain.
James: We're looking for this Gruntilda lady.
Banjo: Oh bother! Don't tell me she's involved, too.
Mouser: I'm afraid so. I think she may have a Balance Star with her.
Rodent: We could um...see if we can find her in Spiral Mountain.
Rouge only looked at Batula trying to hit the Suppression Squad as Nack noticed.
Nack: (annoyed) And what are you doing?
Rouge: Just watching what he's doing, what else?
Nack: (frowns) All right, enough!
As they were leaving, Ratigan noticed Scourge kicking Batula down to the ground. The rat smirked, looking at where the exhausted squad stood.
Ratigan: Perhaps they could prove useful to us...
He then took out a card, tossing it to Scourge. The hedgehog, who noticed, quickly snatched the card before looking at where Ratigan once stood. He then looked at the card, smirking.
Scourge: Hmmm, this could prove to be something...useful after all.
Batula, meanwhile, only coughed as he lost consciousness.
Back in Acme Acres, the group continued through the city as they noticed some familiar figures with Arnold.
Arnold: Make sure you get Montana Max's food, stat!
The Chipmunks, Chippettes, and Ghostbusters all looked humiliated as they carried the trays.
Britney: How embarassing, working for this brat.
Simon: I know, and he's holding that gold star too tightly.
Alvin: He's like a greedy brat.
Arnold: Hey, get to work!
The ones watching it frowned.
Babs: That's Arnold, Monty's guard dog.
Bowser: I say we burn him to a crisp!
Kamek: Sire, he's a Toon dog. He'll just get back up.
Yakko: Let me handle this.
He then used the rope from somewhere, then pulled it. As Arnold heard a whooshing sound, he looked too late before he was hit by an anvil.
Babs: Nice one, Yakko.
Yakko: Not a problem.
The ones that were ordered stopped, noticing the group and Arnold unconscious.
Roll: Oh man, what did that guy do to you?
Theodore: He's ordering us like we were maids and butlers!
Britney: And it's not my style!
Bass: Hmph, I say we tear this place to make the brat come over!
Plucky: I got a feeling this won't end well.
(Tokyo/Free Country)
The group dodged King Boo's attacks while Miss Scary frowned.
Miss Scary: This is getting ridiculous! This guy's trying to scare people to death. No one does that. That's my job!
Mr. Nervous: Don't remind me!
Miss Daredevil: We gotta do something!
Just then, they noticed daylight outside. Quickly and swiftly, they pulled the curtains, revealing daylight as King Boo screamed.
King Boo: No, not the daylight!
He was forced to spit the hostages out as they grunted.
Sawyer: Are you okay?
Mr. Small: I believe so.
Mr. Nosy: I hope we don't go through that again.
Then, to their surprise, they noticed King Boo and the other ghosts being sucked into the game cartridge.
Redcoat Ghost: Blimey!
When it all cleared, the power went back on as they sighed.
Argit: Never again...
Strong Bad: That's right, stupid ghosts, shoo! Go off and show up as unexplained blurs and mysterious photographs or something!
Homestar: {appears next to Strong Bad} Ghost photography ain't no joke, Strong Bad. You too can take pictures that look like you sneezed on 'em.
He then vanished.
Red Bros: Well, at least this place is ghost free now. By the way, Strong Bad, what's in the cartridge of yours anyway?
Strong Bad: It's been a while, so I'll check.
(Nottingham)
In the city itself, the group looked at the place.
Mimi: My goodness.
Palmon: This town looks more poor than what we saw in the movie.
Prince John: It should be my doing, not that impostor, whoever he is!
Voice: Prince John, I presume?
He looked at a black haired boy with glasses, using a magnifying glass on him.
Kaa: And who might you be?
Boy: Well, I have two names...Jimmy Kudo and Conan Enogawa...those two things were most of what I remember, but I do remember wanting to be a detective like Sherlock Holmes and Basil of Baker Street.
Sir Hiss: Um...is Basil around here? We could use a little protection, especially from a rodent version of Moriarty.
Whiskers: What's your problem? He only robbed from you.
Sir Hiss: He stepped on my tail, ruined my hat, and during his escape with PJ's loot in the Tower Bridge Job he calls it, he called me horrible names!
Prince John: You're always called horrible names by certain people, Hiss.
Sir Hiss: Yes, but not food based names on snakes.
Sir Emblem: Sounds like he's a gentleman on the outside, but a monster on the inside.
Warren: (chuckles) As someone good looking, but stupid says, "No one fights monsters like Gaston."
Jeri: (sweatdrops) I fail to see the humor.
Sailor Solaris: True, Fuzzy, and the Mouse King's a complete opposite. At least on the outside at least.
Dr. Viper: Don't remind usss!
Conan: Oh, and if you're asking about Basil...
He pointed to where a mouse in detective clothing with another mouse and two foxes with a bear arriving.
Male Fox: It was nice to have tea with you, great mouse detective.
Female Fox: Yes, Basil. You're one of a kind when it comes to detective work.
Basil: Oh, think nothing of it, Robin Hood and Maid Marian.
Robin Hood: The problem is Prince John is having the guards search for victims as well as taxes.
Other Mouse: Basil, Little John, why do you think that is?
Basil: Elementary, Dawson. Because this Prince John we're dealing with is an impostor.
Little John: Wait, you mean someone is only pretending to be him?
Dawson: That's madness. Who would pretend to be the Phony King of England?
At that moment, the glaring lion angrily headed to them.
Prince John: How dare you!
The group turned, noticing Conan with the others.
Basil: Ah, and it seems Conan has helped find the true Prince John.
Conan: Uh, no problem, Basil. It's the least you could do in helping me recover my memories.
Palmon: Awww, sorry to hear that.
Basil: Also, we heard screaming...three people could be in trouble.
Then, they noticed three familiar boys running from the Kankers.
Eds: AHHH! KANKERS!!
They ducked behind as the three females giggled.
May: Where are you, boys? Come out wherever you are!
Robin Hood: Oh my...looks like they're planning to take these poor kids hostage.
Sailor Solaris: I'll deal with them. Solaris Heart Ultima!
The attack hit, sending the Kankers flying in the air.
Kankers: AHHHHH! EEEEEDS!
In a blink in the sky, they were gone as Edd sighed in relief.
Edd: Thank you, we were about to be kissed and footsied by them.
Basil: Ladies trying to be your girlfriends?
Ed: Icky girly germs!
Then, he noticed the females glaring at him.
Ed: What?
Eddy: Uh, thanks. How the heck are we gonna get home?
Robin Hood: It's gonna be somewhat impossible.
Basil: Nothing's impossible. Uh, Prince John, you are the true one, correct?
Prince John: Of course.
Basil: Perhaps an alliance could help...
Sir Hiss: Are you sure?
Conan: Please?
They looked at Conan before Sailor Solaris smiled.
Sailor Solaris: We could use all the help we can get.
ON-SCREEN TEXT: BASIL, CONAN, DAWSON, ROBIN HOOD & MERRY MEN has joined your party!
Sir Hiss: What party!?
Wizardmon: Hurry, let's take down the impostor!
(Mushroom Kingdom)
Diablor blew black flames as they screamed, dodging.
Sailor Venus: Venus Love Me Chain!
The clone dodged before grabbing Peach.
Daisy: Peach!
Peach: Let go!
Diablor: I will...when you're in pieces!
She gasped as she looked worried.
Peach: He's not like Bowser...Bowser wouldn't harm me.
Voices: PK THUNDER!
Then, group noticed some familiar figures landing on the ground.
Mario: My gosh!
Sailor Moon: It's the good guy cast of Super Smash Brothers 1 & 2, minus Pikachu!
Sailor Mars: Mewtwo! You're alive!
Mewtwo: I was...away for a while.
The clone glared as he fired toward them. However, the heroes quickly blasted toward him, with the Inners holding hands.
Sailors: SAILOR PLANET ATTACK!
Then, the attack hit, destroying Diablor. When it cleared, the group looked at their friends.
Sailor Jupiter: It's lucky you and the others came, Ness.
Ness: (smiles) Hey, what are friends for?
Kirby: Poyo!
ON-SCREEN TEXT: CAST OF SUPER SMASH BROS & MELEE has joined your party!
Hector: Huh? What party?
Toadsworth: This party. Apparently, due to the worlds merging, parts of the video universe data's being sent within all of us.
They looked at the freed two as the bird grinned.
Road Runner: Meep meep!
Professor Frankly: Well, hopefully, nothing else can go wrong and everything will be all right.
Rini: Hey, they'll be all right when they're rescued. I promise.
Peach meanwhile, noticed some gems on the ground.
Peach: Hmmm, I wonder...
(Taz-Mania)
Back with the others, the group gathered all the animals, placing them in the cages.
Bo: Good job. Glad you could help us.
Axel: Now we can return the favor.
Winston: I was hoping to ask what the purpose of this is.
Bo: Glad you ask that. You see, we were spying on General Guy, a shy guy general, and he was holding three children hostage.
Axel: That is not very good.
Cody: That's horrible!
Armadillomon: We'll help in any way possible.
Bo: Good...I know some people who would be eager to help us.