(Login Julayla) Forum Owner Posted Apr 29, 2009 1:41 PM
The robot machine slammed toward Mozenrath, though he dodged the attack. However, his gauntlet was caught as it slipped off of him, revealing his skeletal hand.
Mr. Bump: AHHH! A skeleton!
Mr. Rude: What else is new?
Sailor Terra: Oh my!
Mozenrath: Oh, this? It's the consequences of what I've used.
Coop: Okay, I think it's time we burn these guys!
The robot used the missiles, hitting the Mudlocks, freeing Mr. Happy and Miss Sunshine.
Miss Sunshine: Hooray for everybody!
Mozenrath: (frowns) If you dare try to destroy my gauntlet-
Coop: I think it's time we destroy the gauntlet.
The robot blasted toward Mozenrath, hitting him before he fell to the ground, groaning in pain.
Digit: Awesome! We got 'im down now!
Iago: (annoyed) And it's times like this I wish I brought my camera.
Mr. Quiet: (quietly) Don't you two sound alike?
Then, a silver star appeared to them as the seven stars gathered.
Jafar: Typical brat...
Katz: (quietly) Um, Mozenrath, was it? Here's our calling card.
He gave it to the groaning Mozenrath before he took it with the gauntlet falling to the ground near him.
Mozenrath: (quietly) What does this have to do with anything?
Katz: Shhh!
The machine returned to the gem as the seven stars shone. In an instant, Tokyo was restored.
(Mushroom Kingdom)
As they left the area, they heard shouting while noticing a pirate woman laughing and driving off with a bag of coins with a familiar foe chasing her.
Woman: Ha-ha-ha-ha! Wario, you're sooo gullible!
Wario: (chasing her) Get back here, Captain Syrup!
The group only looked annoyed at the situation.
Mandy: I don't wanna know.
Then, a familiar group appeared as they landed on the ground.
Sailor Moon: Guys! You're all right!
Sailor Star Lover: Of course we are. You didn't think we'd get left behind, did you?
Jake: Yo, dawg, we're in the Mushroom Kingdom!
Bowser: (grins) Hello, Peach.
Peach: Ahhh! What's Bowser doing here?
Bowser Jr: He went to look for us, Mama Peach.
Luigi: Oh, that figures!
Terra: So where do you think the boss will be at?
Inez's Voice: AHHH! Wart, let us go! And stop calling me Nezzie!
Grim: That answer your question?
Quickly, they headed off.
(Nottingham)
The group glanced, noticing Fawful with a look-alike of Prince John snatching the loot from a peasant boy.
Prince John: Oh, how dare he do that! I would only send my Sheriff to be that nasty.
Sailor Solaris: Quiet...we're trying to listen.
The boy cried as he left.
Fawful: Well, well, "PJ", looks like we're going to get this world destroyed.
Impostor: I'm only in this because you said you'd help me find good pranks.
Fawful: Yeah, yeah, in due time.
With that, they left as Basil frowned.
Basil: No doubt that the impostor can be shape shifting in order to look like anyone.
Palmon: Oh no!
Conan: Come on, we better hurry.
They nodded, quickly and quietly following them to the castle.
(Tokyo/Free Country)
At the Mainframe, Miss Daredevil looked at the group.
Miss Daredevil: There's still the deal with Strong Sad and his quest.
Rizzo: Tell me about it. What's the point in it?
Mr. Nosy: Hey, maybe we should look in that one videogame we haven't even gone through. That could help us find something.
Mr. Small: Good thinking, Nose.
Quickly, they went through the portal. When they had arrived, they noticed a familiar place with Coach Z near the locker room being attacked by Atari scorpions with a lifebar in his head.
Strong Bad: Hey, Coach Z!
Coach Z: {panicked} Strong Bad! Get the-
However, the bar reached to zero and he collapsed with a "continue" above him.
Black Bros: I really wish we had that.
Yellow Bros: Strange, I thought you were suppose to turn into a trophy when that happened.
Green Bros: Actually, I think it's the effects of this game.
Strong Bad: Man, that looked like it hurt! I gotta do that again.
Argit: Now let's see if I can really heal the lame...
He threw the kit to Coach Z, who was revived with the scorpions attacking.
Coach Z: What do they put IN those things? That feels great! Tell you what, though - that'll teach me to carry around this ball of scorpion food in my back pocket!
He showed a ball of scorpion food before tossing it away to the other end of the track. It disintegrated into a cube and several scraps with the scorpions heading after it.
Red Bros: Why were you carrying a big ball of scorpion food?
Coach Z: To seed the track, orbviously! Can't have a proper Halfathlon without a pack of ravenous scorpions now, can you?
Strong Bad: What did you do to the track, Coach?
Coach Z: Ain't it grand? I've been trying for years to get to host the Videlectrix Halfathlon, and it's finally come true!
Vlad: {moderately disgusted} Uhh, do you need another medkit, Coach? Or maybe something to come down off the last one?
Coach Z: That bright light in the sky was a signal! I knew it was my duty to recreate the Halfathlon, right down to the lava pit and ice level!
Bobcat: Does anyone want to kill him now?
All: No!
They only left him before noticing Strong Mad tossing a few things.
Strong Bad: Hey there, Gigantor.
Strong Mad: I PUT SHOT!
Homestar: {pops up, excited} Oh boy oh boy! Strong Bad, I'm too embarrassed. Could you get me an autograph?
Miss Scary: {annoyed} An autograph? It's just Strong Mad.
Homestar: That's not just any Strong Mad! He's been possessed by the 8-bit spirit of Putchnya Shotski, honorable mention shotput semi-finalist of the 1982 Winter Olympics! He's my greatest sports hero... that Videlectrix could afford to license! {vanishes}
The group looked at the checkpoint near the pit.
Strong Bad: Hey, what's this do? {touches the Checkpoint}
When he touched the ball, the checkpoint letters appear.
Hinata: {puzzled} Checkpoint?
A vine appeared above the lava pit before Miss Daredevil, looking determined, looked at where the trophy was.
Miss Daredevil: I think we need a trophy to help us.
Quickly, she used her rocket boots, heading to the other side before finally landing safely near the trophy.
Strong Bad: And she sticks the landing! U-S-A! U-S-A!
Mr. Nervous: Um, isn't this um...cheating?
She only took the trophy, using the boots to fly back and grin.
Miss Daredevil: That was easier than I thought. (ponders) I wonder why Strong Mad didn't just come over and take it himself.
Strong Mad: I PUT SHOT!
Homestar: {pops up} He's been concentratin' on his shotput game, at the expense of his vine-swingin' and penguin-hoppin' performance. Let's hope that doesn't hurt him in the finals! {vanishes}
Miss Daredevil: That explains it.
Mr. Messy then took the trophy before looking at Strong Mad.
Mr. Messy: Alrighty, Comrade Shotski. On behalf of the Videlectrix Gaming Association... {gets out the trophy} ...I present to you this trophy for Superior Halfathery in the Videlectrix Halfathlon.
Homestar pops up and sings a fanfare in the background.
Strong Mad: {joyfully} PUT SHOT SHOT PUT TROPHY!!! SOLZHENITSYN!!! GLASNOST!!!
Strong Bad: {impatiently} Yeah, yeah, ich bin ein donut. Are you joining my party or what?
Argit: You mean the party we have for no reason?
Strong Mad: DA! DA! {vanishes}
ON-SCREEN TEXT: STRONG MAD has joined your party!
They went over to the checkpoint before Strong Bad looked at it.
Strong Bad: Sure wish I had one of those last week when The Cheat dared me to drink all that drain cleaner. {touches the Checkpoint, causing the Checkpoint box to appear} Keep on checkin' my points, checkpoint.
Mr. Small: {gets out Strong Mad while speaking in a fake Russian accent} Okay, Comrade, let's see vhat you can do...
Strong Mad: {puzzled} SHOT PUT?
Vlad: Hey, it's round, isn't it? Now get putin'!
Strong Mad: {picks up the checkpoint} PUT SHOT SHOT PUT! {throws it across to the other side of the obstacle course} ZHIVAGO! {disappears}
Sakura: That was easy.
They headed over before Strong Bad picked up the food.
Strong Bad: {picks it up} "Scorpion Food". Hmmm.
Then, they noticed the scorpions looking excited.
Minimus: Man, those scorpions are really homed in on this stuff.
Strong Bad: {puts the food away} Good thing there's an ice level between us.
Ling Ling: Hai.
They quickly used Strong Mad once more.
Strong Bad: {hostilely} Okay, NOW can you maybe remember what I'm holding? {touches the Checkpoint, causing the Checkpoint box to appear} You want to die right, you gotta do everything yourself...
Strong Mad: {picks up the checkpoint} PUT SHOT SHOT PUT! {throws it across to the other side of the obstacle course} LYSENKO! {disappears}
Shirly: I don't wanna know.
Then, as they made their way across, the scorpions attacked.
All: AHH!
Strong Bad: {struggles} Agh! No! Gettimoff! {falls onto his back, his body blinking and disappearing afterwards}
They vanished after the scorpions "killed" them. Then, they reappeared near the checkpoint.
Homestar: {pops up} Strong Bad?
Strong Bad: Whoa, I could swear I was just stung to death by lo-res scorpions.
Homestar: Oh, you were. But your video game checkpoint brought you back to life!
Strong Bad: Cool. And hey, I've still got the scorpion food!
Homestar vanished. Strong Bad took out the scorpion food and holds it in the air proudly. The scorpions, however, turned towards Strong Bad and went to the other side of their pit.
Courage: Uhh, maybe we should just get out of here.
Quickly, they left the area before the checkpoint vanished. Later, in Peasantry, the group came back as Strong Bad looked at Strong Sad.
Strong Bad: {gets out the food} Okay, here's that quest thing you sent me out for.
Mr. Nervous: Um, I'm not sure if that's a good idea.
Strong Sad: {puzzled} Umm, are you sure this is the Quest Item?
Green Bros: Of course! It looks just like the thing you showed us!
Strong Sad: Hmmm... I guess you're right. {holds the item up high} Behold, the quest item is recovered!
Argit: {walks away, excited} Oh man, this is gonna be good!
Suddenly, the KOT/Scorpion appeared, attacking Strong Sad.
Strong Sad: Ahhhh! Help! Strong Bad, did you give me scorpion food?!
Ling Ling: *Ah, maybe. Who remembers anymore?*
The attacked continued while Strong Bad motioned the others.
Strong Bad: Wait here.
Strong Bad: Guess what, your moment of destiny has arrived! The Munchox is attacking the princess!
Rather Dashing: {text displayed, excited} A princess?! {realizes whom} Oh, right, "her". Are you sure?
Strong Bad: Positive, man! Now get your short pants over there and rescue her!
Rather Dashing: {text displayed, reluctantly} Well... I... that is my duty... I suppose I should be off then... to rescue the "princess"... very well, take me there... {sighs and disappears}
ON-SCREEN TEXT: RATHER DASHING has joined your party!
When Strong Bad came back, both he and Rather Dashing noticed Strong Sad attacked.
Rather Dashing: {text displayed} Never fear, oh fair... ahem... maiden! I am here to save you!
Strong Sad: {confused} I'm not a princess, I'm an evil wizard!
Rather Dashing: {text displayed, relieved} Oh! Really? If you're a wizard, then I don't need to save you!
KOT: Roar! Roar!
Strong Sad: {desperately} No, wait! I'm a dual class wizard princess! See my pretty princess hat? Please help me!
Rather Dashing: {text displayed} Well, if a princess you are, then save you I will! Stand back!
However, as he neared them, he noticed something on Strong Sad's hand.
Rather Dashing: Wait, is that scorpion bait you have?
Strong Sad: {panicked} Yes! What should I do?
Rather Dashing: {text displayed, angrily} Get rid of it, stupid...err...fair maiden!
Quickly, he threw it onto the floor before the KOT ate it rapidly.
Strong Sad: Wow, saved by a real-life adventurer! I suppose you want me to be in your party now!
Rather Dashing: {text displayed} Well, actually, I was just going to—
Strong Sad: {interrupts} And I can be your spellcaster! And we can explore the evil saltmarshes... and kill orcs...and rats...
Red Bros: Ooooh, I hate to think who'd be insulted if we brought any rodents here.
Rather Dashing: {text displayed, uncomfortably} Actually, I was just going to stand around in the forest some more...
Strong Sad: Nonsense! I can see it now... I can add Bard talents and chronicle our adventures! I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship!
The two walked away together as some of Strong Bad's group looked amused.
Strong Bad: {amused} Ouch! Poor guy would've done better against Trogdor.
Black Bros: Now we can go.
However, they noticed the peasants being chased by Trogdor.
Peasant 1: {text displayed} Ahhhhhh!!!! He'll burn us all!
Peasant 2: {text displayed} There he is! The one with the TrogSword! {Strong Bad turns around to see the rest of the peasants near the inn.} Join him! He'll protect us!
Strong Bad: {shakes his head} No I won't!
Quickly, the peasants jumped onto them, making them yelp before they vanished into them.
Strong Bad: {struggles} No! Hey, get off! Quit that!
ON-SCREEN TEXT: PEASANTS have joined your party!
Strong Bad: {bitterly} OK, fine, you guys can come with me...{walks up the path} but don't touch any of my stuff!
He then looked at the jewel he had.
Strong Bad: What kind of crappy jewel did I get anyway?
Shirly: We'll find out soon...
With that, the group began heading off while a familiar van flew behind the group.
Larry: {voiceover} Well all right!
(Mushroom Kingdom)
The group came to the area before gasping, noticing Matt, Jackie, and Inez struggling with Wart burping disgusting bubbles.
Daisy: Not again! Wart, how you got back to life, we don't even want to know!
Wart: Heh, looks like the cavalry has arrived...
As he spoke next, the screen showing himself grinning cruelly, Strong Bad's group heading toward Trogdor's lair, and Fawful with the impostor watching two familiar hostages unconscious and on the cross were shown.
Wart: And I have a feeling we'll all be seeing a lot of hell today!
(ED: Ashita ha Atashi no Kaze ga Fuku by Ai Maeda)