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Kouja no Senshi
Chapter 8: Toons & Games Arc
Act 25: Showdown Part 1
(OP: Go by Flow)
(Tokyo/Free Country)
In a lair, the group came as Sailor Cluster Prime looked at the place.
Sailor Cluster Prime: My goodness.
Strong Bad: {arrives through a door} Where'd he go? {trying to lure him like a puppy} Here Trogdor, come here boy! I just got a cool sword I wanted to show you.
However, nothing was responded.
Argit: Crap, he got away.
Wile E: "If those screaming peasants were right, his lair's underneath the castle."
Mr. Nervous: Can I sit this one out?
Miss Scary: No.
Mr. Nervous: Oh, I was afraid you were gonna say that!
Strong Bad: We'll have to make my way through these seemingly endless hallways to get down to the dungeon and take him out on his home turf!
Homestar: {pops up, causing Strong Bad to stagger back} Strong Bad, guys, do you read me? According to my intel, Trogdor is at the end of these seemingly endless hallways...
Bobcat: {unamused} Homestar, what are you doing?
Homestar: Just delivering your mission objectives!
Strong Bad: I already did that just fine without your "help".
Homestar: Oh, oh I SEE. Well, can you do...THIS?
Then, to their surprise, they saw everything from their POV.
Strong Bad: {frustrated} Hey, cut it out! What did you do to my camera?
Homestar: Man up, soldier! Your Free Country is depending on you! Guys, give him the run down. {vanishes}
Black Bros: Wait, it's just like Doom.
Green Bros: You mean the first person shooting type games?
Red Bros: Yes, like what John "Reaper" Grimm does. It's just so simple.
Mr. Messy: Now that's what I'm talking about.
They moved forward, going through the halls before noticing some mathematics blocking the way.
Strong Bad: One of Trogdor's minions! A fiendishly difficult polynomial equation.
Naruto: Factor this!
The Algebros defeat the equation. A secret passage activated.
Sasuke: A secret passage!
Strong Bad: {goes through the door} This'll get us to Trogdor twice as fast! Since this castle's, like, a jillion times long, apparently.
To their surprise, they noticed some bulbs in the air.
STRONG BAD: Flash bulbs! Perfect ammo for my Light Musket.
They took it while going through the next door, noticing something approaching.
Mr. Small: It's Nebulon! Limozeen's second greatest nemesis next to alternative rock!
Mr. Nosy: As they say...Quake in fear at the power of METAL!
The bus appeared and defeated Nebulon.
Larry: {rolling his Rs} R-R-R-ROCK ON!
Another secret passage was activated as they went through. In the next room, the group noticed a clown blocking the door.
Strong Bad: Oh, so you're going to play dirty, Trogdor? Sending one of your Space Circus Catastrophe clowns at me? Well, two can play at that game!
Fozzie: Performing Bear! I choose you! Sic 'em!
The bear appeared and defeated the clown.
Miss Piggy: Fozzie, who do you think you are: a Pokemon Trainer?
Vlad: It worked!
With that, the bear was gone.
Strong Bad: Be free, performing bear! {sniffs, trying his hardest not to cry} ...raised him from a cub...I'm not gonna cry...
Mr. Nervous: (sniffs) Too late for me.
They went through the next secret passage before noticing a familiar figure, holding two machine guns.
Vlad: What the-!? The KOT!? Didn't we see him as a scorpion earlier?
KOT: {appears from the door at the other side of the room, holding 2 machine guns} Mein streudel!
They yelped as the ones with weapons fired at the missiles with the Koopa Bros using their shell attack, hitting the KOT dead on.
KOT: Der Poopsmith... auf wiedersehen! {disappears}
Argit: I'm not gonna bother translating.
Gonzo: Me either.
The last door opened up before there, in the room, stood Trogdor.
Strong Bad: So, at last we...
Trogdor sent a fireball across the room.
All: Gah!
Strong Bad: Hey, no fair! You're supposed to wait for my speech to end before you go starting any boss fights!
Green Bros: Apparently, he knows nothing about boss fight dialogues.
Sakura: Hurry, use the Trogsword!
Strong Bad slashes Trogdor with it, causing him to dodge, roar and retreat into the next room.
Strong Bad: {opens the door and looks inside} Finally, I've reached... {steps inside fully, unamused} ...another room that looks just like all the other rooms. {turns to the camera} Could've at least added a torch or something...
Just then, they heard a familiar voice before they noticed a familiar dragon.
Trogdor: {speaking in the same synthetic speech as he did in Peasant's Quest, text displayed} You can't defeat me, mortal! Everybody know... Trogdor can't be killed.
Strong Bad: Trogdor! The fruit of my skills of an artist! And now it comes down to this... the epic battle! The Final Confronscation! The Last Cutscene!
Trogdor: {text displayed} Bring it.
Trogdor roared loudly at Strong Bad as he held the sword up in front of his face, then leaps into the air, somersaulting and slashing the sword across the dragon's body.
Trogdor: {text displayed} No! Your style! I couldn't handle it! {roars and vanishes}
Then, the dragon vanished.
Wile E: "He's gone!"
Strong Bad: {puts the sword away and turns to the camera} Well, that was a little...{disappointed} anti-climactic.
Then, everyone gasped, feeling the ground rumbling as the walls started to sink as the group shut their eyes tightly. When it all stopped, they opened their eyes, noticing a different dungeon with a sound of chains being heard. Then, the group turned, noticing a familiar figure chained by the "arms".
All: Homestar!
Homestar: Hooray! You came to rescue me! {looks at Strong Bad, surprised} Whoa, have you been working out? How much do you bench?
Strong Bad: What are you...
The others gasped, noticing Strong Bad transformed into a 3D model of a concept art he had.
Vlad: How did that happen!?
Strong Bad: Whoa, I don't believe it! They finally listened to me!
Yellow Bros: Uh...who?
Homestar: {impressed} You look pretty ripped!
Strong Bad: {runs towards Homestar} And mip-mapped! Check out all these polygons! And this blade! I... {A familiar S-shaped creature rises from behind him as he talks.} I'm the best graphics ever made!
Homestar: {afraid} Uh... Strong Bad?
Strong Bad: I'm kinda having a moment, Homestar. Don't interrupt... {looks up, seeing... a scaly, beefy-armed, superbly-rendered Trogdor} Oh.
The group gasped, yelping as Trogdor roared toward them, causing them to back away. It jumped to the middle with a thud, spewing fire at them. The group noticed four pedestals emerging as they frowned.
Sasuke: He's going down!
Hinata: He has a full health bar. How are we going to defeat him?
Strong Bad: Homestar, you've been here for hours. Seen any secret levers or anything?
Homestar: Naw, man. It's been pretty chill. {pause} Ohh, wait. There WAS this old hooded guy who came in talking about some "ancient Bloodstone" that was the only way to light up the secret weak spots all over Trogdor's body. I told him we didn't need that old thing.
Shirly: {annoyed} Fantastic. When somebody offers you an ancient dragon-killing relic, you TAKE IT. Now where am I gonna find a "bloodstone"?
Courage: (realizes) Wait! Gel-Arshie. Maybe he could be that "bloodstone".
Naruto: Let's do it! Shadow Clone Jutsu!
The clones appeared, fighting Trogdor, though the real one only spoke to him.
Naruto: Strong Bad, summon those remaining allies! We need their help!
Strong Bad: Right!
He then used the stone as a boy with blond hair appeared, landing on the ground.
Boy: Chad Dixon!
Strong Bad: Don't just stand there, brat!
Chad: Hey, I'm a teenager, man.
He dodged the dragon's arm as he kicked the dragon.
Sakura: Now!
Strong Bad: After you've tasted my blade as the main course, for dessert, how about a little... RED-FLAVORED FLUFFY PUFF TRANSLUCENT DESSERT-RELATED SUBSTANCE?
Gel-Arshie appears. Trogdor tries to breathe fire on him, but he doesn't take any damage.}
Gel-Arshie: {giggles} Silly dragon! I'm inflaaammable...!
Gel-Arshie glows and causes the entire room to turn red. Four weak spots are revealed on Trogdor's body not long after the glow fades out.
Strong Bad: {at the designated weak spot} That glowing red spot must be one of Trogdor's weak points.
The red man and the others hit the weak spot on the tummy, causing it to disappear with the dragon roaring in pain.
Bobcat: A ha! But we'll never be able to reach the rest of the weak spots unless we get Trogdor to turn around...
Strong Bad: Good idea!
He then placed one of the peasants at a pedestal.
Strong Bad: Trogdor, look! Defenseless peasant!
Trogdor turns around and sets it on fire.
Strong Bad: Eat it, Troggie!
They hit it at the arm, making it roar in pain.
Hinata: He still has half a life bar.
Naruto: Don't worry, we won't let Homestar down.
They quickly headed toward the next spot at the upper chest.
Strong Bad: Take that!
Trogdor roared in pain.
Red Bros: Okay, Koopa Bros, now!
Quickly, they helped the masked man jump up, hitting Trogdor on the head.
Strong Bad: Take that!
Trogdor: {without text box} No! Your style! I couldn't handle it!
Trogdor exploded in a small burst of flames. The Peasant's Quest theme is heard as Strong Bad jumps up and down in victory, and Homestar, with the chains gone, walked toward them.
Homestar: Yaaay! You win! {imitates fireworks} Ptoo! Ptoo!
Wile E.: "But where's the Balance Star? It should be here?"
Just then, the group screamed as they saw the place starting to crumble.
Strong Bad: Awww, man. Now what?
Homestar: Must've been a load-bearing dragon.
Sailor Cluster Prime: This videogame reality is caving in all around us and fast! We'd better find a fast way out of here! And fast!
Argit: Luckily, I still held onto your stupid key.
Strong Bad: Gimme that!
He snatched it, using it on the locked door, opening it just as Chad went back to the gem.
Strong Bad: Finally!
Homestar: And just in time, too! This cave was going to collapse at any moment!
Strong Bad: We better get out of here! Me first!
He left with the others, minus Homestar, following.
Homestar: Hang on, I gotta save my game... {struggles, pulling a face} Nngggh... there!
With that, Homestar followed the others through the door as a star appeared, glowing around the area. Outside, the gaming parts in Tokyo were gone while parts of Free Country remained merged. As that happened, a familiar masked man landed on the ground, being knocked out.
(Nottingham)
With Homestar's group, the others came to a familiar place, though in a dungeon.
Naruto: Hey, where's Strong Bad?
Homestar: If I know Strong Bad, he's probably knocked out for until this arc finally ends.
Then, the group noticed two familiar figures on crosses.
Sailor Cluster Prime: Oh dear, Rika and Renamon!
(Mushroom Kingdom)
Wart used his bubbles, hitting Mr. Bump with one.
Mr. Bump: Yuck!
Sonic: (dodging) It's been a while, huh, Mario?
Mario: (nods) Uh-huh. I'm surprised you still kept your attitude.
Miss Chatterbox: What summons do you guys have, Sailor Moon?
Sailor Moon: Let me check!
Then, the jewel of her's glowed before three shadowy girls appeared.
Three: Shadow Sirens!
Peach: Beldam, Marlyn, and Vivian! How did that happened to you?
Beldam: We'll explain later.
Wart: You think three ugly ladies can stop me?
Beldam: (angrily) What did you just say?!
Wart: Hmph, and the insane rat with the giant rats can rot in hell for all I care.
Three: (angrily) WHAT!?
Psycho: (growling) Bowser...release them.
Bowser: What!?
Psycho: Do it now!
Bass: Told you it didn't last long.
The two were released before the three angrily charged with the Shadow Sirens preparing to attack.
Both: I'M NO RAT!!
Psycho: NEVER CALL ME INSANE!!
Control Freak: Oh goodness, this is gonna be good.