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JusSonic (no login)
Posted May 16, 2009 12:04 PM
Goblin #1: Poor clown and blob. The poor guys fell down.
Goblin #2: We must’ve scared them to sleep.
Icarus and Ling-Ling were hopping from branch to branch until they spotted the goblins looking over Flip and Bloo. The two quickly hurried back to the others. When they came, Ling-Ling looked worried.
Ling-Ling: We found Flip and Bloo! They’re under attack.
Icarus chirps in agreement.
Nemo: Oh no.
Sailor Star Rocker: What did those two did now?!
Miss Piggy: 9frowns) Anything at this rate.
The boy hurried over toward where Flip and Bloo were. When he had arrived, he waved the scepter around.
Nemo: (shouts) LEAVE HIM ALONE!
Goblin #3: (gasps) It's the Scepter! Run!
Quickly, the goblins took off and morphed into trees, hoping to confuse them.
T.W.: Flip, Bloo, are you two all right?
Flip: Yeah, sure pal.
Professor Genius: It’s dangerous to wander around all by yourself even with Bloo here.
Delete: What were you thinking?
Genius: In Bloo's opinion, nothing!
Bloo: Hey!
Sakura: I swear, you two are up to no good, I bet!
Camille then noticed something on Flip, frowning.
Camille: (slaps Flip) Are you sneaking a cigar?
The cigar from Flip's mouth was down as Bloo gulped, then pointed accusingly to the goblins.
Bloo: Those horrible monsters made him do it, they stuck it right in his mouth and said "Light up!"
Fuzzy: Likely story!
Mr. Stubborn: Fake, fake story! Even more fake than Rat Girl's kidnapping.
Kate: (glares) Excuse me!?
Goblin #4:: No, no.
Goblin #2: We didn’t do it!
Goblin #3: (coughs) We’d never do such a thing.
Flip: Who’re you trying to fool? You guys are all evil giant rats.
Goblin #4: (angrily) Hey!
Nack: Look, clown boy, bad enough we weasels get call that but this!
Then Icarus let out a loud howl,, which aggravated them, turning back to their regular forms.
Goblin #2: Stop, stop, stop, no that hurts!
Goblin #4: Please, don’t do that again.
Goblin #3: We come in peace.
Goblin #1: Good goblins.
Goblin #2: And we're friendly.
Sora: You all right?
Goblins: Never better.
Hotaru: (notices) Hey, I think I ran into you before.
Goblin #4: Hoo, I remember running into you into Flower Garden!
Grim: Wait, what in the blazes were you doing over there anyway?
Goblin #4: Well sometimes some goblins appear in different dreams when suppose to be in Nightmareland.
Grim: Well, that makes sense.
Flip then came to them as he pointed to them.
Flip: Oh, don’t you see they’re the ones who attacked me. And made smoke that awful cigar.
Grievous: (rolls eyes) Oh brother.
Goblin #1: No, no! It’s a misunderstanding.
Goblin #2: (frowns) We didn’t attack him.
Goblin #4: We didn’t make him smoke either. We know how bad that is for ones health. Besides, who do you think we are?
Fred: Uh...Larry, Curly, Moe, and Curly Joe???
Sailor Solaris: Fred?
Fred: Yes?
Sailor Solaris: Shut up.
Fred: Yes!
Mac: They got a point.
Goblin #3: We just helped him draw the map.
All (but Flip): (angrily) Flip?!
Flip: (sweatdrops) Well, I may have over exaggerated what I said.
Frankie: Bloo, did you know anything about this?
Bloo: (nervously) I claim the fifth!
Bender: And I claim I'm Martha Stewart but no way in Hell is that going to happen!
Goblin #2: We’re goblins, you know, funny creatures.
Videl: Really?
Goblins: Yeah!
The goblins then posed as they grinned while they introduced themselves.
Oomp: (singing) I’m Oomp!
Oompa: (singing) I’m Oompa!
Oompe: (singing) I’m Oompe!
Oompy: (singing) I’m Oompy!
Goku: Cool!
Oompy: Thanks!
Oomp: And a one-and-a-two-and-a-three!
Goblinss: (singing) Oh, we are the Boomps (boomp, boomp)
Good Goblin Boomps (boomp, boomp)
Oomp: (singing) We are escaping from Nightmare Land
Oompa: (singing) Our nightmarish king doesn't understand
Goblins: (singing) We just can't horrify or terrify
Oompy: (singing) Can't even work up a fright.
Flip, Bloo and Mr. Rude only yawned before the cyborg hit them.
Grievous: Pay attention!
Bloo: Hey!
Mr. Persnickety: Don't be ruder than usual, Mr. Rude!
Goblins: (singing) We just get laughs.
When we go bump in the night
Oompy: (singing) When goblinss are good (boomp, boomp)
They're misunderstood (boomp, boomp)
Oompe: (singing/reaching to Oompi) Though we may separate
Oompy: (singing/reaching to Oompe) Separate?
Oompe: (singing) Or come in kloomps
Goblins: (singing) We get so blue
'Cause when we say "boo"
Nobody jumps from boomps
Bloo: (to Grievous) Not even me.
Grievous: Yeah, right.
Oompy: Our Nightmare King is so cruel, and a liar, we were so scared we had to escape.
Jeri: Oh, that's awful.
Oompe: Of course our friend, Oompo, is locked in Nightmare castle.
Oomp: Therefore we have to go back there to rescue him.
Oompy: Our King fears the Royal Scepter. Would you help?
Goblins: (pleading) Please let us join you we wanna help.
Camille: I see.
Oomp We know the safest way, let us be your guide.
Danny: Tell us, do you know the way to the gates as well as their guardians? We must defeat all of them if we were to get into the castle.
Oomp: Sure! We can make stop at each one if you want!
Flip: (frowns) Hey, hey, I’m the guide here.
Grievous: Think again!
Camille: (to Flip) You’re fired. (to the goblins) And you’re hired.
Then the goblins jumped in cheering with smiles on their faces.
Freakazoid: (to Flip) You got p'wned, clown boy!
Flip: (glares) And what am I suppose to do?
Grievous: Just one thing.
Camille: (points to the luggage) You and Bloo may have the honor of carrying the luggage.
Bloo: (shocked) Why me?!
Danny: Simple. You didn't tell us about Flip's map until it was too late so consider this punishment.
June: Now start carrying!
Butters: Bad luck, huh fellas?
Flip and Bloo sighed and groaned.
Bloo: Why me?
Bugs: Eh, why not?
The goblins then led the way followed by the Princess, Professor, heroes, and anti-heroes while Nemo was behind them with Flip and Bloo carrying their luggage.
Nemo: Here, let me help you Flip.
Flip: (grumbles) No thanks, don’t take this job away from me.
Bloo: What about me?
Nemo: Sorry but my offer only is for Flip.
Grievous: Ha!
The group then continued onward, hoping to get to Nightmare Castle.
Bob: We almost forgot! For those who want to hear the motivational song that the C.O.P.S. haven't sang in years to help us move forward, press or say yes now!
Max Rabbit: (horrified) Dear God, no!
Nemo: Well, we won't mind a motivational song to keep us going.
Curt: Response recognized. Begin song.
Soon Chippy begins making noises and such as the others while Max groans in annoyance.
Curt: (singing) Differently useful computers and guests
Bob: (singing) Hello, world, we're the C.O.P.S.
Bluster Blaster: (singing) Beware! We will not be suppressed!
Chippy kept on the music making as the C.O.P.S. sang all at once.
All.: (singing) We are useful! We are fruitful!
We are useful! Everything that boots is beautiful!
We are useful! We are fruitful!
Built to last! The future is the past!
Chippy: Beep beep boop boop beep boop beep!
Hotaru: Well, your motivational song is, well, nice.
Bluster Bluster: It's awesome!
Bob: But wait! There's more!
Strong Bad: (sweatdrop) Uh, I don't think we really need to hear more.
The machines however ignore Strong Bad as the music begins once more as the song continues.
Bob: (singing) Computers today just confound and confuse
Curt: (singing) Comfort is waiting in yesterday's news
Bluster Blaster: Select a weapon! You must choose!
Chippy kept playing the song as the C.O.P.S. sang at once again.
All: (singing) We are useful! We are fruitful!
We are useful! Everything that boots is beautiful!
We are useful! We are fruitful!
Built to last! The future is the past!
Chippy: Beep beep boop boop beep boop beep!
Max: Well, I think we're...
Rini: Say, did you guys write the lyrics to that song yourselves?
Max and Psycho: (yelping) Eeep!
Curt: CPU completely now sufficient for creative output.
Bob: Stay on the line for verse three "Revenge of the Motivational Song".
Daffy: (worried) Errr, I just remember that I gotta pressed my feathers.
Too late as the song and music begins once more.
Bob: (singing) Who needs fancy whizz-bang chips?
Curt: (singing) Older boards are well-equipped
Bob: (singing) Seasoned, practiced, and mature
All: (singing) And together, we endure
We are useful! We are fruitful!
We are useful! Everything that boots is beautiful!
We are useful! We are fruitful!
Built to last! The future is the past!
Chippy: Boop boop beep beep.
Nemo: Out of curiosity, what's the name of your motivational song?
Princess: (anger mark) Nemo! Quit encouraging them!
Bob: Now playing at a C.O.P.S. meeting near you: verse four of "Useful to Boot".
The song and music begins, much to the annoyance of most of the gang.
Curt: (singing) You cannot improve the wheel
Bluster Blaster: (singing) Flimsy self-esteem must yield!
Bob: (singing) You're only obsolete as you feel
The gang looks at each other, mostly in annoyance, surprise or confusion. The C.O.P.S. soon sang together once more.
All: (singing) We are useful! We are fruitful!
We are useful! Everything that boots is beautiful!
We are useful! We are fruitful!
Built to last! The future is the past!
Chippy: Boop boop beep beep!
Camille: Err, not to sound rude, which I may have to, but is there any more of that song?
Max: (horrified) Dear God, don't ask them that!
Curt: Four verses only for perfect structural symmetry of tone and meter.
Bluster Blaster: Start over!
Most of the gang: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Too late as the song and music starts all over again, most of the annoyance of most of the gang as we fade to black. |
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