(Login Julayla) Forum Owner Posted May 26, 2009 8:44 PM
Kouja no Senshi
OAV 2: Kingdom Hearts Trilogy Arc: A. Kingdom Hearts
Act 15: Mysterious Warrior Called Cloud
(OP: Futatsu no Mirai by Michihiro Kuroda)
Narrator: Previously on Kouja no Senshi...
Phil: Oh. Wrong guys. What’re you doing here? This here’s the world-famous Coliseum—heroes only!
Miss Sunshine: Why does he sound like Danny Devito?
Mr. Happy: Well, it's simple, Miss Sunshine-
However, Phil glared at the bird members of the group.
Phil: And I got my hands full preparing for the games. So run along, pip-squeaks.
Kazooie: Who are you calling pip-squeaks?
Phil: Hmph, you think you're tough like that other guy who came here. The one who's blue and had those punching gloves.
Captain N: King Hippo!
Simon: (sighs) I should've known.
Roll: That guy who worked for Mother Brain? He's trouble!
Pit: What's wrong with letting us in?
Phil: Look, it’s like this. Heroes are coming from all over to fight ferocious monsters right here in the Coliseum.
Donald: You got heroes standing right in front of you.
Goofy: Yup. (points to them) They're real heroes chosen by the Keyblades!
Donald: And we’re heroes, too.
Phil: Hero? That runt?
He only laughed hysterically as Mr. Rude glared.
Mr. Rude: What are you laughing at?
Sora: We’ve fought a bunch of monsters!
Coop: Come on, kiddo, hit him hard!
Jamie: And where it hurts!
Nemo slashes at King Hippo but the jerk kept blocking.
King Hippo: Ha ha ha ha! You're dead runt! You're de...
Nemo hits him in the mouth causing the jerk to held in alarm. His shorts fell making King Hippo yelp as he stop to pull them up.
Nemo: Bad move!
Nemo slashes at the villain a lot of time causing him to yelp in pain. King Hippo punches the boy back as more barrels appear. Nemo slashes a lot of barrels while sending some at King Hippo, hitting him big time.
King Hippo: Ouch, ouch!
Sora: Well, nothing is in the rule book saying that the barrels can only be destroyed by Nemo.
Goofy: Yep!
The fight goes on for a while as Nemo kept pounding the jerk a few times while destroying the barrels.
King Hippo: Wait until...
Nemo hits King Hippo hard causing the villain to groan a bit before he send flying away, crashing through the wall.
Phil: Knockout!
Captain N: King Hippo still never learns.
Hades: Whoa, hold on there, fuzz boy. Wait, let me guess. You want to enter the games, right?
Homestar: Hey, how did you know? Are you a mind reader?
He then placed his hand over the four's shoulders, grinning.
Hades: Well, then, hey, get a load of this.
Just then, with a snap of his fingers, the group noticed entry passes for them appearing.
Sora: A pass?
Goku: Um...what's the catch?
Hades: Catch? He-he. No catch, just thought I'd see what you guys could do after watching that King Hippo guy get beaten.
He then pushed the group back in the coliseum.
Hades: It’s all yours. Good luck, kids. I’m pulling for you, little shorty.
Then, two of the statues moved before they became a pink fat imp and a skinny bluish imp.
Pink Imp: So, did you give it to them?
Blue Imp: Are they...
Hades: Oh yes, Pain and Panic...this time, the muscle boy's gonna fall! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
In the Lobby, the group showed the passes to him, much to Phil's confusion.
Phil: Hey, how’d you get those?
Digit: Nevermind that now.
Sora: Can we enter the games now?
Phil: Well... I guess so. We start with the preliminaries! Ready for the preliminaries?
Sora: Yeah, let’s go!
Phil: Some real weirdos signed up for the games. Better watch yourself.
Sir Hiss: I think the ones that can't fight may as well watch from the coliseum to see how you do.
He began to slither away.
Sir Hiss: And I'm one of them. Let me know when you're alive.
However, he was grabbed by the annoyed lion.
Prince John: Hiss, you worry too much. You'll do fine.
With that, the fighting members (with the shivering Sir Hiss) entered as the ones that couldn't fight went to their seats. In the arena, the group saw the first wave of enemies.
Miss Calamity: Let's do this!
They charged, hitting as many of the Heartless as they could. When it cleared, Delete smiled.
Delete: Yay!
Sora Takenouchi: Awesome!
Phil, watching, grinned to them.
Phil: You’re no heroes yet, but you ain’t doing bad. Lucky you came to me for coaching.
Yang: No we didn't! We-
However, Yin quickly elbowed him. Just then, they noticed a blond spiky hair man arriving, glancing at both Sora and Terra before walking away.
Terra: Hmmm...
Phil: Something tells me he’ll be a tough one to beat. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up facing him.
Terra: Gladly.
The next set of Heartless for the next two rounds went smoothly as they fought hard. When the rounds were done, Phil smirked.
Phil: Say, you’re better than I thought, kids! Wish he was here to see this.
Sora: Who?
Matt: Don't you read Greek Mythology? It's Hercules, the son of Zeus and Hera.
Inez: We know, Matt. You know your Greek history after all.
Phil: I guess you heard of him after all, kid. Herc’s a hero if ever there was one. Too bad he’s off visiting his father.
Matt: Yeah, I bet Hercules and Zeus really like having their father and son quality time.
Just then, the next round began as the group fought with the ones not fighting cheering. At the fifth round, they finished as they cheered. When the sixth round came, as they fought the next wave, both the figure along with Hades, Pain, and Panic watched as they looked concerned.
Pain: There they are.
Panic: Just like Lord Hades said, Cloud Strife.
Hades: That little punk and his buddies are your next opponents, okay? Now, don’t blow it. Just take them out.
Cloud: The great god of the Underworld is afraid of a bunch of kids, animals, and weirdos? Sorry, but my contract says—
Hades: I know! You think I don’t know? I wrote the contract! I know it says you’re only required to kill Hercules in this tournament. But you’ve gotta fight the kids to get to him. Come on. Hey, it’s like that old goat says: Rule 11: It’s all just a game, so let loose and have fun with it! I mean, a casualty or two along the way is no big deal, right?
The blond haired man only left as the god frowned.
Hades: Geez. Stiffer than the stiffs back home. Still, suckers like him are hard to come by...