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Kouja no Senshi
OAV 2: Kingdom Hearts Trilogy Arc: A. Kingdom Hearts
Act 16: Bungle in the Jungle
(OP: Futatsu no Mirai by Michihiro Kuroda)
Narrator: Previously on Kouja no Senshi...
Terra: So it's you.
Cloud: Yes, now it's my turn.
Delete: Weird. I felt like I fought someone like him in another life, like June for one.
June: I don't know why. Weird, I feel like you're important to me somehow.
Danny: (frowns) If you two thinking about kissing...
June: Not in that way!
Cloud got his sword out and jumps at the group, preparing to fight them. Just then we cut to the Relax-O-Vision scene of butterflies going through flowers a bit. We return to the action as the fighters are done to the ground with Cloud pointing his sword at Sora and Terra's necks.
Cloud: You're no match for me.
Phil: (gasps) Kid!!
Cloud: Trying to get rid of a kid like you...what is Hades up to? Odd, you two look familiar to me, but from where...
Cloud then spots the Keyblades near some of the holders.
Cloud: What's this? Some kind of toys you're carrying around?
Sonic: Why? You want one?
Cloud: No, the fact is...
Penny: What did you do?
Bolt: Penny, run! Get out of there!
Penny: Bolt? You can talk?
Courage: That's because you have the Animal Crystalix shined on you. That means you can understand animals.
Mr. Scatterbrain: He-he. How fun.
The group battled hard as they struggled. Miss Scary, frowning, pulled out her mask collection.
Miss Scary: This has gone far enough! Time for a good scare!
Then, she pulled out the extremely scary one before using it, placing it on.
Miss Scary: AHHHHH!!
Cerberus, noticing her with the mask, screamed before it ran off, yelping in fear. The Inferno Band landed on Nemo's wrist which was placed on.
Nemo: Thanks, Miss Scary.
Miss Scary: He was trying to scare everyone. That's my job.
Mr. Bump: Now...how the heck are we going to store every piece we find?
Tron: Easy...with the D-Terminals. Remember that during our time in Tokyo, before the whole Slumberland thing happened, that the geniuses and I were tweaking the Digivices along with the D-Terminals while creating new ones?
Miss Whoops: Yes?
Tron: Just aim your Digivice to the item you have and it'll be stored.
They looked at the excessive items before using the Digivices on them. Then, to their shock, they glowed before the items each person had went to the Digivices before the glows went to their pockets. Each one then took out a D-Terminal, noticing many items inside.
Sora: Awesome!
Terra: (notices) Hey, there's that guy again. I think his name is Cloud.
He looked down as he sat near the exit, frowning.
Tai: Hey, are you all right?
Cloud: Yeah.
Jackie: So why did you go along with him, anyway?
Matt: You know dealing with someone who rules the dead isn't a good thing.
Cloud: I’m looking for someone. Hades promised to help. I tried to exploit the power of darkness, but it backfired. (stands up) I fell into darkness, and couldn’t find the light.
That night, as everyone was asleep, Mr. Small was reading a script paper as he spoke.
Mr. Small: This is getting interesting.
Mr. Nosy: Who knew that Riku, Raye, and Rika are all part of some conspiracy thanks to being manipulated by Him, Maleficent, and the others with darkness.
Mr. Small: My goodness, it seems like everyone knows what Riku, Rika, and Raye are up to and are having the manipulation done in by the villains.
Mr. Nosy: But um, this question just came to me...if everyone told them about what we've all learned, wouldn't that ruin the script and make all these adaptions seem pointless to continue?
Mr. Small: (gasps) Egads! That could mean a cancellation would be in progress. It almost happened in that one South Park episode where they found out they were a TV show. If this were to get out, it would ruin everything the authoress and her friends worked really hard on.
Mr. Nosy: Well, why don't we use the Nerolyzer those nice Men in Black fellas accidentally dropped?
Mr. Small: Great idea, Nose. Great idea.
The two took out the Nerolyzers, placing on their sunglasses.
Mr. Small: We must ensure that our author friends don't feel like all of this has been wasted. We have to make sure it all goes as planned. Just like we kept the secret about Mr. Persnickety sleep walking and cleaning at night.
Mr. Nosy: Right, Mr. Small.
With that, they flashed the Nerolyzers to the sleeping ones. The next morning, everyone else was groaning as Sora looked concerned.
Sora: Ow...feels like something went in and took a part of me away.
Shirly: I see what you mean.
Sailor Moon: Now what was it that happened to Rika, Raye, and Riku?
Only Mr. Small and Mr. Nosy grinned.
Mr. Small: Mission accomplished, my friend.
Mr. Nosy: And good thing, too.
Just then, they noticed a world with much jungle in it.
Goofy: Hey, Donald, maybe King Mickey’s down there.
Donald: In a backwater place like that? No way! Let’s move on.
Sora: Hold on, Riku and Kairi might be down there. Let’s just check it out.
Minimus: He could be right.
Ling Ling: Forget it! We’re on an important mission!
Sora: Just land!
Ling Ling: No!
Minimus: Come on!
Donald: Aw, phooey!
Sora: We’re landing!
Mr. Stubborn: Allow me to touch the controls.
Vegeta: You!? I heard you crash ships before you're kicked out!
Mr. Stubborn: Ships do not sink on icebergs!
Miss Whoops: Can I look at that?
Donald: (notices) Don’t touch that! Nooo!
However, the controls broke as Miss Whoops touched it and the ship began tumbling.
Mr. Bump: What did you do!?
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
The ship twirled before it headed to the world with everyone screaming.
All: AHHHHH!!
A bit later, in the jungle, inside a tree house, Sora with his group groaned, getting up as they looked around.
Terra: What is this place?
Then, a crunch noise was heard before Miss Calamity picked it up, rubbing the dirt off.
Miss Calamity: A family...they use to live in this place.
Sarah: Oh dear...
Karnage: Perhaps Baloo is in a jungle-type place such as this.
Sora: Oww...my head...Donald? Goofy?
Sailor Moon: Anyone?
Betty: Where are you?
Just then, they noticed a leopard arriving before growling.
Psycho: Good day, my spotty friend, we are in search of comrades. If you care to tell us, we will be easy on you and not rip out all of your teeth-
The leopard only growled, pouncing on Psycho.
Psycho: Hey, I wasn't done!
Delete: AHH! Let him go!
He hit the animal, knocking it away.
Nack: Well, looks like we got another one of those crazy predators coming at us.
Sam: I think it's time we let out the duel of the predators with using our own predators.
Max & Psycho: Oh, me! Me!
Mr. Grumpy: Why not.
The two pounced to the leopard as they hit and kicked it before the creature knocked them away.
Psycho: You're really a hard hitter.
Max: And you got no balls. Seriously, no balls.
Psycho: (shocked) Spotty's a girl!?
Batula: (slaps his forehead) Oy! Her name is Sabor, you dope! Don't you watch Tarzan?
Just then, three figures arrived, holding Sabor as the female leopard was shoved away. She growled before running off. The jungle man, boy, and big gray bear turned to them.
Tarzan: Sabor, danger.
Terra: Um...thank you.
Tarzan: Thank you.
Darry: Seriously, stop repeating us.
Kaylee: He can't help it. He's a jungle man.
Boy: Yeah, this guy helped me and Papa Bear around.
Bear: (chuckles) We were just trying to get use to our new forms.
The wolf only came to them before looking at the bear carefully.
Karnage: Baloo?
Baloo: Karnie, how did you get up here anyway?
Karnage: (frowns) The name is Karnage! Don Karnage! Roll with the R!
Tarzan: Mowgli and Baloo comrades.
Mowgli: Well, it's what I go by due to this human form instead of what I originally was.
Karnage: Kit Cloudkicker, too!?
Sora: Huh? Uh, what is this place?
Tarzan: This place, this place.
Baloo: Don't try, we stopped asking a while ago.
Sora: Okaaay...
Mac: Where did the others go?
Dora: Look, we got separated from our friends.
Bloo: Have you seen them?
Tarzan: Hmm?
Delete: Friends...
Tarzan: Friends!
Sora: Right, our friends! There’s alot of ‘em. The loud one is Dona—
However, he paused, stopping and thinking carefully.
Mr. Bump: You're still mad at Donald, aren't you?
Tarzan: Huh?
Baloo: Who's Donald?
Grievous: The loud annoying duck. What do you think?
Eduardo: Our other friend is Senor Goofy and the other amigos in the Kouja no Senshi.
Coco: (nods) Coco!
Wilt: And we need to find them.
Sora: I wonder...
Mowgli: Wonder what?
Sora: You know what? Never mind. I’m looking for my friends, Riku and Kairi.
Delete: As well as Jack and Misty.
Betty: And Rika and Jake.
Sailor Moon: And my friends, Raye and Darian.
Tarzan: Look for Riku, Jack, Rika, Raye, friends?
Four: Right!
Tarzan: Kairi, Jake, Misty, Darian, friends?
Just then, the four noticed some familiar figures before the figures walked away.