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Posted Jun 1, 2009 10:48 PM
The heroes fight the Heartless quickly, using their powers and such to get rid of the things.
Strong Bad: Ha! Who's laughing now?!
Soon the Heartless themselves appear, glaring at the heroes.
Strong Bad: (sweatdrop) I guess they are.
Goofy: Gawrsh, not again!
Mr. Stubborn: Oh great! I don't know what's more terrible: this or some of Team Spicer tricking Justin Lawson into eating his parents!
Kenta: Eeeew, don't remind us!
There are more Heartless. Abu screeches in terror. Aladdin, Rebecca Cunningham and Molly Cunningham manages to free himself from the quicksand and takes out a lamp.
Molly Cunningham: (noticed) What is that?
Aladdin: (rubs lamp) Genie, get rid of these guys!
Suddenly the lamp begins to flash with power, much to the surprise of the heroes. Suddenly a big huge magical creature came out of the lamp roaring like mad...then yelps while holding his neck.
Genie: (Jewish voice) Oy! Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck!
Timmy: (frowns) Aw crap, a genie.
Trixie: What, you run into one before?
Timmy: I have trouble with one.
Genie then performs a funny act as he continues.
Genie: (humorous act) Wish Number One, coming right up!
Genie zaps the Heartless quickly, getting rid of them instantly.
Swiper: Whoa!
Stan: Dude, kick ass!
Genie: Excuse me, but I zap...well, you get the idea.
Baloo: Hey Becky, it's...
Rebecca Cunningham however frowns as she slaps the bear in annoyance.
Baloo: Ouch!
Rebecca Cunningham: We got separated when our world got destroyed and you didn't even call?!
Baloo: Come on, I don't even have a cell!
Rebcca Cunningham: I don't know why I even hired you.
Kit: You didn't madame, you kinda got stuck with us when you brought the place.
Kyle: Dude, why does the woman remind me of Sally Struthers?
Kenny: (Hell if I know.)
Abu squeaks a bit, questioning who the newcomers are.
Sora: Oh my name is Sora and these are my friends Donald, Goofy and the Kouja no Senshi.
Aladdin: I see. What brings you all here?
Max suddenly appears in another scene talking to the camera.
Max: One pointless explaination later!
Sora’s group, the Kouja no Senshi and Aladdin are back in the Desert as they told the boy what is going on.
Aladdin: I see...Thanks, Sora.
Sora: Aladdin, what’re you doing out here?
Aladdin: Same old stuff. Hunting legendary treasure. Just paid a visit to the Cave of Wonders. I found that magic carpet, and this lamp. Almost got killed when a certain monkey touch the forbidden treasure causing the cave to collapse. If it weren't for Genie and Carpet, we would still be stuck there.
Aladdin glares at Abu who chuckles innocently.
Abu: Who me?
Aladdin: Legend has it that whoever holds the lamp summon the—
Genie: (humorous act) Please, kid, leave the intros to a professional. The one and only GENIE OF THE LAMP! Rub-a-dub-dub the lamp and have your dearest wishes granted. Today’s winner is...Aladdin! Congratulations!
Cosmo: So what? Wanda and I grant wishes all the time. That...
Wanda: Excuse me while I distract my husband from saying anymore.
Wanda made a nickel appear. Cosmo grabs it and hugs it.
Cosmo: Yay! A nickel!
Donald: Any wish?
Genie turns into William F. Buckley and imitate him.
Genie: (William F. Buckley voice) Uh, ah, almost. There are a few, uh, provisos. Ah, a couple of quid pro quo.
Aladdin: In other wrods, Genie can't grant certain wishes.
Sailor Vegeta: Like?
Genie turns back into normal as he explains.
Genie: Uh, rule #1, I can't kill anybody.
Genie cuts his head off which fell into Mr. Nervous's hands.
Mr. Nervous: AHHHHHH!
Genie: So don't ask. A-rule #2!
Genie fixes his head as he continue.
Genie: I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else.
Genie smooches Sailor Solaris, much to Sir Emblem's shock.
Sir Emblem: Hey!
Genie: You little punim there. RULE #3!
Genie lays down and turns into a slimy monster, and begins to be imitating Peter Lorre, much to some of the heroes' shock and disgust.
Genie: (Peter Lorre voice) I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I DON'T LIKE DOING IT!
Genie returns to normal as he smiles.
Genie: Other than that, you got it!
Mr. Rude: Only if you don't do that again!
Donald: Okay, what about...
Genie: Patience, my fine, feathered friend! (splits into three and shows three finger) Any three wishes! A one wish, a two wish, three wish. Then I make like a banana and split! Our lucky winner made his first wish—and let me tell you, what a today that wish was—so he has two left. So, master, what’ll you have for Wish Number Two?
A light appeared on Aladdin.
Timmy: Whoa, whoa, don't trust him, Aladdin. I have experience with genies. They promise to give you anything but making those wishes end up biting you in the rear later on.
Chester: What, is he talking about Norm the Genie?
Genie: Whoa, whoa, young boy. You're talking about bad genies. Not all genies are bad, beaver boy, I assure you. I only do wishes to whoever holds the lamp, depending on if it's a good guy or bad. Other than that, I am one cool nice genie!
Delete: Come on, Timmy. You can trust him.
Timmy: (cross arms and frowns) Fine, but if something goes wrong, don't say I told you so!
Aladdin: Hmm, how about making me a fabulously wealthy prince?
Genie: Oooh! Money! Royalty! Fame! Why didn’t I think of that? Okay, you asked for it! A hundred servants and a hundred camels loaded with gold! Just say the word and I’ll deliver it in 30 minutes or less, or your meal’s free. Hey, I’ll even throw in a cappuccino! Okay.
Strong Bad: Are we going into a crappy ass musical number that involves you turning into stuff and going into the palace and give the boy a lot of crap he never has in the first place?
The Cheat: Eh!
Aladdin: I think I’ll put that on hold until we reach Agrabah.
Goofy: Uh, why a prince?
Aladdin: You see, there’s this girl in Agrabah named Jasmine. But she’s a princess, and I’m... Aw, she could never fall for a guy like me.
Bossman: (frowns) Awwww, that Jasmine girl is taken. Tough luck, Sora.
Sora: Hey, I never said I wanted her to begin with, okay?
Aladdin and Abu: Huh?
Sora: Ignore Bossman, he the Amoeba Boys are idiots.
Donald: Oh. Princess?
Goofy: Jasmine?
Sora: Oh, that’s right! She’s in trouble, Aladdin!
June: Right, we ran into some trouble with that Jafar guy and his pet parrot Iago.
Aladdin: What? Well, c’mon, let’s get going!
Sora’s group on the Carpet flies back to Agrabah and Genie follows.
Genie: Ah, fresh air! The great outdoors!
Sora: I guess you don’t get out much, huh?
Genie: (sighs) Listen, there's one thing I never told my own masters. I got a wish of my own: freedom.
Sailor Moon: (shocked) You're a prisoner?
Genie: Comes with the job.
Genie grew big and made a big roaring noise.
Genie: Phenomenal cosmic powers.
Genie then grew small and goes into his lamp much to the concern of the heroes.
Genie: Itty-bitty living space.
Mac: That's terrible.
Bloo: I say. How come I don't got a neat room like that?!
Frankie: (frowns) Bloo.
Genie comes out of the lamp and sighs sadly.
Genie: It’s always three wishes, then back to my portable prison. I’m lucky to see the light of day every century or two...
Sailor Star Lover: Awwww, I wish we can help.
Aladdin: Say, Genie, what if I use my last wish to free you from the lamp? What do you think?
Genie: (excited) You’d do that?
Aladdin: Genie, it’s a promise. After we help Jasmine.
Sailor Moon: Hey, we freed Shenron from his imprisonment after the fight with Lavos, we can freed Genie too!
Genie: All right, yeah!
A while later, Sora’s group enters Aladdin’s House.
Aladdin: So, Jafar is after Jasmine and this “Keyhole”.
Wise Guy: You got that right, Aladdin.
Aladdin: Hey, call me Al. At least Genie does anyway.
Genie: Keyhole, eh? I could swear I’ve heard about that somewhere before...
Donald: Really? Where?
Genie: Now, where was it? It’s only been 200 years...
Sora: Well, anyway, we’ve got to stop Jafar before it’s too late.
Aladdin: We got to be careful with the palace guards. I was never popular with them and their boss Razoul.
Sora’s group exits Aladdin’s House where a familiar evil person speaks.
Jafar: Settings your sights a little high, aren’t you, boy?
Sure enough, Jafar and Team Spicer (though Mirage and Mozenrath are cover in shadows, along with Xerses) are nearby, King Hippo is holding Jasmine while a little cub version of Rajah is in a cage.
Rajah: Meow?
Carl: Ha! Told you folks I knew a spell that turns even the biggest of tigers into little kitty cats.
Jafar: Back to your hole, street rat. I will not allow you to trouble the princess any more.
Aladdin: Jasmine!
Jasmine: I’m so sorry, Aladdin.
Sora and his group get their weapons out in determination.
Sora: Your evildoing stops here! Let go of Jasmine!
Aladdin: (frowns) Hey...that's supposed to be my line...
Sora: (sweatdrop) Oops, sorry, got caught up in the moment.
Aladdin holding a lamp with his hands behind his back rubs it.
Aladdin: Genie, help Jasmine. Please!
Genie appeared and picked up Jasmine, much to the bad guys' surprises.
Mozenrath: What?! He got a genie?!
Mirage: It seems that young boy is resourceful.
Genie: One wish left! You’re making this really easy, you know.
Jafar: So sorry, boy. I’m afraid your second wish has been denied.
Suddenly, Iago flew by the group and secretly took the lamp from Aladdin, handing it to Jafar.
Jafar: (smirks) You have a new master, now.
Aladdin gasps as he search himself.
Aladdin: What? Oh no!
Shirly: (to Iago) Do you even like what you're doing?
Iago: Hey, it's better than sitting on Jafar's shoulder all day squawking and repeating the same line. That dumb Sultan keep feeding me crackers. Have you even tasted those things?! Ick!
Shirly: Jafar is going to use the lamp to take over all of this world and plunge it into darkness! I can tell you aren't like them!
Iago: Give it to someone who gives a care.
Shirly: One of these days, you will end up in a tight space with your boss and you will blame no one but yourself for this.
Iago: (mocking) Right, and I would end up meeting a beautiful rainbow bird afterwards. (pause) Not that I don't mind though.
Genie: I’m sorry, Al.
Genie disappeared and Jasmine dropped into a pot. The pot appeared as a Heartless.
Aladdin: Jasmine!
Timmy: Ha! Told ya so!
Danny: Timmy, he was forced to by Jafar, remember?
Jafar: And now, I bid you all farewell. Attack!
Jafar and the villains disappear as the Heartless appears roaring.
Batula: (reading book) Pot Centipede.
Bolt: Can we save the info for after we survive this?! |
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