(Login Julayla) Forum Owner Posted Jun 2, 2009 5:00 PM
Kouja no Senshi
OAV 2: Kingdom Hearts Trilogy Arc: A. Kingdom Hearts
Act 21: The Cave of Wonders
(OP: Futatsu no Mirai by Michihiro Kuroda)
Narrator: Previously on Kouja no Senshi...
Jafar: Find Jasmine and bring her to me at once.
Quickly and swiftly, they were gone.
Iago: Well, something tells me this ain't gonna go well.
However, he was flicked by the annoyed sorcerer.
Iago: Ahhh!
Maleficent: Don’t steep yourself in darkness too long. The Heartless consume the careless.
Jafar: Ha-ha-ha-ha! Your concern is touching, but hardly necessary.
As they continued, a raven haired princess peeked before backing down, looking concerned.
Jasmine: First those strange blob creatures appear, then my father mysterious vanishes...and now this.
She then looked at her tiger friend.
Jasmine: Rajah, what am I gonna do?
Jafar: Ah, the ones who hold the keys.
Iago: Um, attack the kids!
The two vanished as the Heartless appeared, trying to hit the group. However, the others dodged while jumping away, slashing the Heartless.
Baloo: Man, they're tough.
Miss Helpful: Would it be a bad time to say this may be the world where Mirage came from?
Yin: So she's not a Toon?
Miss Helpful: Well, not exactly. I took a sample and her fur didn't melt on the DIP. Luckily I know the recipe for DIP.
Yang: (slaps his forehead) Now you tell us!
Genie: (humorous act) Please, kid, leave the intros to a professional. The one and only GENIE OF THE LAMP! Rub-a-dub-dub the lamp and have your dearest wishes granted. Today’s winner is...Aladdin! Congratulations!
Cosmo: So what? Wanda and I grant wishes all the time. That...
Wanda: Excuse me while I distract my husband from saying anymore.
Wanda made a nickel appear. Cosmo grabs it and hugs it.
Cosmo: Yay! A nickel!
Donald: Any wish?
Genie turns into William F. Buckley and imitate him.
Genie: (William F. Buckley voice) Uh, ah, almost. There are a few, uh, provisos. Ah, a couple of quid pro quo.
Aladdin: In other wrods, Genie can't grant certain wishes.
Sailor Vegeta: Like?
Genie turns back into normal as he explains.
Genie: Uh, rule #1, I can't kill anybody.
Genie cuts his head off which fell into Mr. Nervous's hands.
Mr. Nervous: AHHHHHH!
Genie: So don't ask. A-rule #2!
Genie fixes his head as he continue.
Genie: I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else.
Genie smooches Sailor Solaris, much to Sir Emblem's shock.
Sir Emblem: Hey!
Genie: You little punim there. RULE #3!
Genie lays down and turns into a slimy monster, and begins to be imitating Peter Lorre, much to some of the heroes' shock and disgust.
Genie: (Peter Lorre voice) I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I DON'T LIKE DOING IT!
Genie returns to normal as he smiles.
Genie: Other than that, you got it!
Mr. Rude: Only if you don't do that again!
Jafar: So sorry, boy. I’m afraid your second wish has been denied.
Suddenly, Iago flew by the group and secretly took the lamp from Aladdin, handing it to Jafar.
Jafar: (smirks) You have a new master, now.
Aladdin gasps as he search himself.
Aladdin: What? Oh no!
Shirly: (to Iago) Do you even like what you're doing?
Iago: Hey, it's better than sitting on Jafar's shoulder all day squawking and repeating the same line. That dumb Sultan keep feeding me crackers. Have you even tasted those things?! Ick!
Shirly: Jafar is going to use the lamp to take over all of this world and plunge it into darkness! I can tell you aren't like them!
Iago: Give it to someone who gives a care.
Shirly: One of these days, you will end up in a tight space with your boss and you will blame no one but yourself for this.
Iago: (mocking) Right, and I would end up meeting a beautiful rainbow bird afterwards. (pause) Not that I don't mind though.
Genie: I’m sorry, Al.
Genie disappeared and Jasmine dropped into a pot. The pot appeared as a Heartless.
Aladdin: Jasmine!
Cave of Wonders: The Princess of the Silver Millennium...in order for you and your comrades to pass, you must defeat the Heartless!
The Heartless appeared before they attacked furiously. The others quickly dodged as they yelped, jumping away.
Marzipan: I really don't like these Heartless Creatures. They don't have respect for life whatsoever.
When it all cleared, the cave glanced at her and the others.
Cave of Wonders: Moon Princess, a demon has opened me quickly and too early...I wish to return to my slumber...defeat the demon within, seal the pain, and let me rest!
The cave opened its mouth before it showed the stairs.
Strong Bad: Uh, can we take some gold or something?
Mr. Nervous: And risk getting a cave in? Forget it! You can't do that! Remember what happened last time Aladdin went in?
Abu only chuckled sheepishly.
Sailor Star Rocker: Come on, let's go!
Quickly, they headed inside as they hurried through the cave.
Mr. Grumpy: No one touch the treasure inside, especially you thieves.
In the cave, the group looked amazed at the treasure.
Miss Chatterbox: Wow...you don't mind if I take pictures, right? That's okay, right?
She snapped a few photographs of the treasure while the Heartless, appearing, were fought and destroyed by the others.
Miss Chatterbox: Wow, look at the neat scepter. It looks so pretty, though it's too bad we can't take it, otherwise we'd display this at the museum and everything.
Timmy: (sarcastically) Oh sure, trust the genie who could kill us!
Mr. Nosy: Don't you think you should stop being racist-
Timmy: I AM NOT RACIST!!
A beep was heard before Mr. Small, holding a device, "tsked" to him.
Mr. Small: That's not what the lie detector says.
Timmy: AHHHHHHHH!!
In the chamber, the unhappy Genie looked at Jafar with Iago.
Jafar: (holding a lamp) My first wish, Genie! Show me the Keyhole!
He sighed, snapping his fingers before the keyhole instantly appeared.
Iago: Whoa, now that's service.
With the others, they ran through the cave, slashing each Heartless along the way.
Matt Ishida: These guys aren't tough.
Mimi: We can handle something like this.
Lucario: (points) She's in that room, over there!
Pikachu: Pika!
Sarah: Come on.
The others followed them to the room. Inside, Maleficent was talking to Jafar.
Maleficent: Those heroes again.
Jafar: He’s more persistent than I expected. Why not explain the situation to Raye, Rika, Jack, and Riku? Doing so may actually prove useful to our—
At that moment, they arrived as Sora gasped.
Sora: Wait a second. Are you Maleficent?
Heroes: Bingo!
Without a word, Maleficent disappeared.
Aladdin: Jafar, let Jasmine go!
Sailor Mercury: That's right!
Sailor Jupiter: Let her and the cub go before it gets ugly!
Jafar: Not a chance. You see, she’s a princess—one of seven who somehow hold the key to opening the door.
Goofy: Open...
Donald: ...the door?
Sarah: (to herself) My gosh...it's like what's happening when I was with Minnie and Daisy...
Jafar: But you fools won’t live to see what lies beyond it. (to Genie) Genie! My second wish. Crush them!
Aladdin: Genie, no!
Timmy: See?!
All (but Timmy): SHUT UP!
Timmy: You all shut up!
Genie: Sorry, Al. The one with the lamp calls the shots. I don’t have a choice.
Timmy: I'll deal with the Genie, you guys deal with the sorcerer!
Miss Helpful: Oh, and keep the Genie hate comments to yourself-
Timmy: QUIT CALLING ME RACIST!!
Jafar used his sorcery toward them. The others only dodged quickly as they yelped from Genie's fist. Timmy, meanwhile, was trying to use his anti-magic equipment on him, trying to blast him.
Miss Helpful: My goodness, a Genie is really the most powerful being in the world.
Jafar, however, stopped, overhearing her.
Jafar: What was that?
He grabbed the fuchsia girl by the pigtails before she continued.
Miss Helpful: Well, when ya think about it, a Genie really is powerful. After all, compared to a sorcerer, you're only second best.
Mr. Grumpy: Crooked Cucumbers, Miss Helpful, what are you doing!?
Timmy: Quit giving him advice!
Mr. Rude: Great, just as she proves useless to us with her helpfulness, her helpfulness is useful to them!
Sora: Wait, I think I know what she's doing.
Jafar: Genie, stop for a moment!
He stopped, turning to the sorcerer.
Jafar: Now, for my final wish. I wish to be...the most powerful genie!
Timmy: AHHHH! NOT ANOTHER GENIE!!
All: Racist.
Timmy: Shut up!
Genie: (sighs) Your wish is my command. (glares) Thanks alot, Miss Helpful.
He then zapped Jafar before he was hit, and transformed into a red genie. The cruel genie laughed cruelly before as he started breaking a few parts of the building, with one part about to hit Timmy.
FOP Cast: TIMMY!
Timmy: Oh no!
Quickly, Genie pulled him away before it crashed where he was standing.
Timmy: Wow...you saved me. I guess I was wrong about you genies.
Then, they noticed Genie Jafar going through the crater.
Jafar: YES! I AM MORE POWERFUL!
A black lamp appeared as Iago noticed.
Iago: (ponders) Hmmm...maybe I should make Jafar grant me a few certain wishes...the treasures, the manicures, maybe even that recliner I always wanted. He-he-he.
He then began to fly downward as Miss Helpful noticed.
Miss Helpful: Oh, just so you know, Iago has the lamp.
All: What!?
Shirly: I bet Iago's going to make some stupid wishes just like the Stupid Ones would do.
Timmy: Well come on, we gotta put that genie back in his place!
Quickly, they headed downward, leaving the unconscious Jasmine and the tiger cub behind. In the pit, they noticed Iago trying to dodge the molten lava with Jafar laughing cruelly.
Iago: AHHHH! How am I gonna make my wishes when everything's too hot!?