Serena's Voice: I don't have a human name. I used to have one, and a lot of people would like to know what it is. Some call me Sailor Moon, others call me Serena, and as names it suffices. I've been called many things. A ditz, a clumsy oaf, a Meatball Head...I prefer to think of myself as a Sailor Soldier. And tonight, my friends and I have something potentially very rewarding in store. My sources tell us in the middle of the night and asks if we know about Matthews Mansion. Apparently, aside from Alan, the last of the LaBouche line has obligingly died, even the heirs as well, leaving all the family valuables up for grabs. The lawyers have got the place locked up tight, of course, but that's never stopped us before. And the place is, of course, deserted...
Then, some familiar figures stopped near the mansion as they looked at it.
Serena's Voice: Yes, this should be a painless and rewarding evening's entertainment. One Alan shouldn't forget.
The group headed to the mansion while far from them, a familiar pink haired man watched with some concern.
(OP: Moonlight Densetsu by DALI)
A gong was heard with figures standing near a palace of some sort. As the Opening Theme: Moonlight Densetsu by DALI played, we see the title "Sailor Moon Presents: Kouja no Senshi". It then showed the past events of Sailor Moon Remake, PPG: Julayla Saga Pt 1, and the first parts of Sailor Moon Toon and chapter of Kouja no Senshi. We then see the Sailor Soldiers with their friends and allies heading through the continents. Next we see the heroes facing the Teknophage and the allies he made through battles. Next, we see the couples hanging out, then some random activities going on, then Swiper touching his scar and looking remorse, and finally, Snake standing alone, with the wind blowing while a reflection of the Phage behind him was seen. Next was that of Sailor Moon and Julayla's Sailor form both transforming into princesses, raising their crystals with a transformed Shirly's. We then see Endymion and a pink haired man looking at their loves with them staring back. Then, we see each character before we see everyone with Sailor Moon in front before we fade to black.
Kouja no Senshi Season 1
Special 1: 5 Days a Matthews
Chapter 1: The First Day
French Narrator (from Spongebob): Day One...
Near the mansion, the group looked around the place.
Patamon: It doesn't look like there's anything to open up.
Dora: By the way, did the Digimon get back okay?
Gatomon: Yes. Megaman, Roll, Gutsman, and Glide told us they take care of them and help Wizardmon recover while we're doing this.
Matt: Not to mention protect Motherboard while we're away.
Digit: I just hope she's all right.
Inez: Me too, Didge.
Swiper: (notices) Hey, there's an open window up there.
Kari: All right!
They looked at the window before Sam tossed up the hook, hooking the window.
Sam: Let's see if we can get up there.
They nodded as each climbed up, though still holding the four with them. As soon as most of them reached the window, the cats and sidekicks were pushed in, much to their annoyance.
Maximus: How annoying. Can you untie us already!?
Max: Let me think. No.
Sam: And the super heroes make their entrance!
Julayla struggled to get in before a familiar figure shoved her in, getting in as well.
Mimi: Who's that guy?
Danny: That's Sir Emblem. He's the guy who helps us every now and then.
Emblem: Uh, thanks. Besides, this lady needed help.
She grinned a bit.
Julayla: Tell me Sir Emblem...who are you? Really?
Emblem: Um...
Then, Swiper looked in the vault.
Swiper: Oh man, it looks like the solicitor got here first.
Just then, the group heard the window shut. Mina struggled a bit, though it was no use.
Mina: It won't open! It must've been jarred shut somehow.
They gasped in shock.
Davis: No way! You mean we're stuck here!?
Cody: (glares) Obviously, even the light side of the Emperor is not to be trusted.
All (but Cody): Cody! Quit blaming Ken!
TK: Besides, we didn't know this was a trap set up by the Phage.
Sam: Well in any case, let's take the old fashion way out.
The group entered the door, though Jackie's hair came undone. When she came out first, the man noticed her.
Man: What? (realizes) Oh...no...NO! STAY AWAY FROM ME! STAY AWAAAAAAAAAY!!
He then ran off as Jackie looked confused.
Jackie: What's gotten into him?
Max: Maybe because your curly hair scared the poor sap to death.
Jackie: My hair's undone? Oops.
She placed the scrunchy back on, making her hair straight with a bun on it.
Jackie: Sorry, it comes undone at the worse times.
Digit: But who the heck was that guy?
Raye: There's only one way to find out.
Amy: I was under the impression that this house would be empty...aside from the villains.
The group first enters a room on the far side of the hallway. It is the bathroom.
Phil: (confused) Why did we come in here?
Sailor Moon: I don't know...but I think the bad guys may be hiding...in the tub!
The group nods as they approached the bathtub with the curtain up. Courage gulps as he opens the curtain revealing...nothing.
Sam: Nothing here. How anticlimatic.
Max: And stupid. What are we? Norman Bates?
Cherry Well, they ain't in here none.
Sailor Mars tries to open the window to no prevail.
Sailor Mars: This window is locked. We're trapped in here good.
Sailor Coruscant: (frowns) Jerks knew we were here.
The group leaves the bathroom and heads downstairs. As they do, Swiper yelps and trips. He grabs Sailor Solaris's tail for support but made the girl scream in the progress.
Swiper: (yelps) Jules? What's wrong?
Sailor Solaris: Let go of my tail, let go, let go, let go, (weak) let go!
Swiper yelps as he lets go of Sailor Solaris's tail allowing the girl to recover.
Swiper: I'm sorry! I didn't mean to! I just trip!
Sailor Solaris: Just don't do it again. If anyone grabs my tail, I end up losing my power and weak like a newborn!
Unknown to them, a familiar villain is spying on them looking interesting.
Mojo: Ha ha ha ha! So, the girl Fuzzy denies he is in love with has a weak point! The Phage must informed! Yes...
Mojo leaves while Naruto grabs a newspaper on a table near the door.
Naruto: May as well keep abreast of day-to-day events.
Max laughs madly making most of the others look at him oddly.
Delete: What's so funny?
Max: (giggling) he said 'abreast'.
Delete: Abreast? What's that?
Sailor Venus: (sweatdrop) Uh...it's best that you do not ask, Dee-Dee.
Matt tries to open the front door but to no prevail.
Matt: It's locked. No latch, chain, or deadbolt. Not even a keyhole. So why won't the thing open?!
Sailor Marx: This is getting tiresome.
Sam picks up the phone nearby and tried to use it.
Sam: The line is dead. Somehow I've expected that.
The group enters one of the doors and goes through the living room, then go through the other room where a TV is at. Sam sees a cable line nearby and pulls it out of the electric socket.
Sam: Look, free cable.
Yolei: (rolling eyes) Don't do that again.
Max: Hey, that's my line, lady!
Tai turns the TV on and sees a report being broadcast on it.
News reporter: ...no comment at this line. In other news, the society world is still shaken by the sudden death of Sir Irving LaBouche, the cousin of the incarnated Coco LaBouche Matthews. Sir Irving and his wife Gruty was found dead last Thursday in the Matthews Mansion, which has been empty since the disappearance of its current owner Alan Matthews. Now to our correspondent is some midget in a bikini.
Suddenly a midget in a bikini appears on the screen as he continues the report.
Girls: Eeew!
Chuckie: Men should not have hairy legs!
Angelica: Ha! I like hairy men!
Midget in a bikini: It has been four weeks ago when this mansion was filled with activity as Sir Irving LaBouche moved in with his new bride, Gruty Parkinson Labouche. But when the recent tragedy happen however, the place is now empty as a tomb and doesn't have any human life whatsoever.
Jake: Man, if that's the case, where did the dawg came from?
Betty: Jake, sssh!
Midget in a bikini: Sir LaBouche has only proven his connection to the Matthews lineage one year ago. Right after changing the once again abandoned mansion a while, he got the place ready for his marriage. Already the police said that the incident was a murder-suicide, though many believe that Sir Irving would never do just a thing and that his distant relative Alan may have a hand in this. The debate continues on while the fate of the mansion and the family fortunes remains a mystery. This is a midget in a bikini, PBS News reporting at the Mansion Mansion.
The scene on the TV turns back to the previous report.
News reporter: Thank you, midget in a bikini. Repeating the top stories...(goes static) the president....
Soon the TV continues to static like mad until Shirly frowns before turning the TV off.
Shirly: This is why we rarely watch TV anymore.
Sailor Tokyo: Actually, some of us still do, just not right now.
Naruto takes the newspaper out and read it.
Naruto: (reading) Heir to Matthews Estates Found Dead: Sir Irving LaBouche last of the long-running LaBouche line besides his distant relative Alan was found dead yesterday at his home. The 24 year old man was found hanging from a tree in the front yard of the Matthews Mansion. His recent bride, Gruty Parkinson LaBouche, was also found dead in the mansion and it looked like she was stabbed to death. The cop in charge of the inspection, Commander Ulysses Feral, ended the case insisting, 'Why bother continuing? LaBouche has killed his wife then himself to avoid prison. There's no chance of a third party whatsoever'.
Nemesis: Stupid Feral...
Sasuke: Why? Do you know him?
Nemesis: I don't know. I just don't like him. I seem to like his niece in a motherly-daughter like way, though I don't know why...
Naruto: (reading) The solicitor for Sir Irving LaBouche believe otherwise and question Feral's judgment as he claims, 'The last I saw Sir Irving, he was infinitely content. I do not believe he would kill his wife then hang himself. There is no suicide note whatsoever.'
Sakura: You think Alan and his gang has killed Irving and his wife?
Tommy: (cross his arms) Wouldn't put it by the creep.
Just then, they came to the final room, where a blue skinned man, a black wearing red haired goth boy, and another man were.
Man: Drakken, try to keep Jack Spicer calm.
Drakken: (angrily) What do you think I was doing!? I mean Shego runs off on me and leaves me here with this Mama's Boy!
Jack Spicer: I am not a Mama's Boy! You take that back. You're the Mama's Boy!
Drakken: Oh that's uncalled for!
Just then, the man noticed the group.
Man: Hey.
Sakura: Oops, sorry about that.
Man: What's to be sorry for? Besides, it's about time you people showed up.
Sasuke: Excuse us?
Minimus: Uh, what are you talking about?
Man: At least you're here. I've been stuck in this house for days.
Drakken: Shego and I were only trapped in here for only one day.
Jack Spicer: Actually, it was more like 3 days.
Drakken: (annoyed) Not funny.
Man: Well? Where's the way out?
Sailor Jupiter: Uh, well you see...
Naruto: You're not making sense, bub!
Man: One of you is the guy that owns the place, right?
Sailor Avalon: No, we're not. None of us are.
Tommy: Actually, some of us know the owner. And believe me, you do not want to meet him.
Man: Oh...so how did you get in here?
Sam: We just climbed up the window that somehow opened up itself.
Jack Spicer: Is it still open?
Sailor Venus: (sighs) I'm afraid not. It shut us in as soon as we entered.
Drakken: (shouts) CURSE YOU KIM POSSIBLE!!
Jack Spicer: (to the others) Don't ask.
Man: Well, looks like the house has new guests. I hope no more turn up. We've only got a few chairs.
Sailor Kamino: Actually, I believe some did. I have to think that some villains may have entered the place.
Angelica: And one of them happens to be the owner.
Man: Now if you'll excuse me. I have work to do.
With that, he began to leave the group.
Max: He's weird.
Sam: Tell me about it.
Sailor Moon: Wait!
Man: (looks at her) Yes?
Sailor Moon: Who are you?
Fred: My name is Fred Fredburger. And um, I can put two fingers in my belly button.
All: Ewww.
Veemon: Don't tell us that!
Man: Oh, I beg your pardon. Trisky's the name. Leon Trisky. Just call me Leon, but don't call me Leo. And you are?
Sailor Moon: I'm Sailor Moon, and these are my friends. We're super heroes called the Kouja no Senshi.
Leon: My dear friends, like us, I'm afraid you are now prisoners. Like me, like everyone in this house.
Kouja no Senshi: What?! Prisoners!?
Leon: Don't ask me why, but once you get in, the house won't let you leave. I've tried all the doors and windows, none of them open. The garden wall's unclimbable and I can't tunnel under it.
Drakken: Uh, that'd be Jack's fault on that one.
Jack Spicer: (anger mark) Traitor! If Wuya was around here, she'd spook you!
Drakken: I oughta-
He halted the two as he Sailor Mars.
Sailor Mars: But why? Who's keeping us here?
Snake: I have a bad feeling I know who. I'll be right back.
He headed out.
Emblem: Wait a second!
Sailor Terra: Come back!
She sighed a bit with some worry.
Sailor Vegeta: You were saying, Leon?
Leon: Beats the hell out of me. Whoever it is, they will certainly not be safe from my fists once I get out of here! So if there's something you're not telling me, now would be a good time to get it off your chest.
Max: Oh, pick me! I got lots of things to get off my chest.
Shirly: Um...taking out your bones and organs is not exactly getting it off your chest.
Sailor Kamino: I assure you we're completely mystified as well.
Naruto: Sooo...how many more people are in this place?
Leon: I'm not sure. The last people that came in before you...we couldn't even see what they look like. But for now, 3 more that are known.
Sasuke: I believe something dangerous came in here.
Lil: Uh anyway...who else are you talking about?
Leon: First there's Michael, the youngest, he turned up just after I did. He's a good kid, but he's somewhat of a junkie. He's been secretly using that stuff for whatever reason unknown.
Maximus: Ugh, reminds me of the illegal pot back where I came from.
Leon: Second, Lee Siskyroul, an Asian reporter from Townsville. You probably know her from the TV on Townsville's channels.
Sailor Tokyo: Oh, I loved her report about how the Bonsai Gardens was the most loveliest place of all of Tokyo Townsville!
Leon: She came here to make some kind of documentary, I think, but now she's stuck here with us. And lastly, there's BJ. A cowardly bloke with a 'tache, he won't tell us who he is or where he came from. All I know is that he's been here longer than anyone. Nearly a whole week.
Jackie: If you're talking about the guy who got spooked because my scrunchy popped off and let my hair be free and make him frightened of my hair, I think that's who I met earlier.
Drakken: (sarcastically) Oh what a heartwarming story. (to Leon) You idiot! You forgot to include Shego and that ghost with the freaky mask!
Jack Spicer: She's known as Wuya, and only I get to call her freaky!
Leon: Anyway, why don't you see if you can track them all down, especially that half demon that ran off and those unknown newcomers? I'm calling a house meeting in the lounge. Spread the word.
Drakken: Remind me never to let him do garbage commercials.
Leon: I heard that! (clears throat) I trust you'll enjoy your stay of Matthews Mansion, my dear heroes and heroines.
June: Uh...thanks.
Danny: Yeah.
Delete: I still don't understand.
Leon: (sighs) Just find the others and tell them to meet us in the lounge. We can discuss things properly then.
With that, he was gone.
Sailor Corusant: Great, now what do we do?
Brick: I say we destroy this place. I'm getting sick of looking at it.
Butch: And there aren't any video games in this room. It sucks.
Boomer: Man, I can't believe we're never gonna leave. What if we grow old and become hermits?
Sailor Mars: Stop that, no one is gonna do anything until we find those people and find Snake. I mean they couldn't have gone far.
Luna: All we can do is split up. The faster we find them individually, the better.
They nodded with the Sailors heading to one direction and the Digidestined with non-Sailors heading to the other.
Back with the Sailors, they stopped near an Asian with a ghost and a pale skinned woman trying to get the door unlocked.
Sailor Corusant: There she is, I think.
Sailor Mars: Uh, excuse us.
Three: (frown) What?
Asian: (notices) Oh, hello. Leon mentioned we had new guests.
Sailor Mercury: You're Lee Siskyroul, Shego, and Wuya, am I correct?
The ghost nodded.
Wuya: What you speak is correct.
Lee: Yes. You must've seen me on TV.
Shego: And you people are...?
Sailor Moon: We're Sailor Soldiers and this is Sir Emblem.
He grinned a bit.
Lee: Got real names?
Sailor Jupiter: What do we look like, the Fantastic Four?
Wuya: OOoooohh!
Shego: (annoyed) Stop that.
Lee: (realizes) Wait a second! You're not the same heroines that save Tokyo every time from a monster, right?
Sailor Moon: Yeah.
Shego: Yipee, now can we get the stupid door open?
Lee: (grins) I presented a Super Hero special on the five of you once! Oh man...I wish I had my camera with me right now. This could be huge. Uh, you wouldn't consent to an interview, would you?
Sailor Corusant: (annoyed) For crying out loud! Look, even if we did have a sudden retarding brain injury that would cause us to do so, don't you think our apparent imprisonment is a slightly more urgent matter?
Lee: Well, I have to admit that I thought so the first day I was here, but I've been here for 4 days now, and I really think I'm learning alot about this place. If I could just get these infernal doors open...
Sailor Kamino: Uh, Leon's calling a house meeting in the lounge.
Lee: (nods) Yes, it's so like him to do that whenever a new face appears. I'll see you later, Sailor Soldiers. Oh, and give the Powerpuff Girls my regards.
With that, she headed down the stairs.
Sailor Tokyo: Strange woman...
Shego: (annoyed) Tell me about it. Anyway, we'd love to go to the meeting, but Wuya and I are busy.
Then, two familiar faces came as Drakken frowned.
Drakken: There you are, Shego.
Jack Spicer: Wuya, what the heck happened? Where did you go?
Sailor Moon: I think we'll just leave you four to talk.
With that the Sailors followed where Lee went while the four left behind were glancing at one another.
Shego: Hey, I was trying to get the door opened because I heard voices talking.
Drakken: Listen, Shego, we are not going to have ourselves be made like idiots!
Wuya: (to Shego) Too late.
The two snickered as Jack looked at the door.
Jack Spicer: Who's talking in that locked room anyway? (shouts) Hello, evil villains here need to bust down the door before we destroy you!
They groaned a bit.
Jack Spicer: What?
Just then, the door opened up.
Jack Spicer: Finally. See? That always works.
Just then, the four yelped as they were grabbed by a familiar reptilian tail.
Four: Gah!
Meanwhile, with the others, they looked through the house. Sam looked in the kitchen drawer below.
Sam: Looks too big to carry around with us, but if I ever need lethal quantities of salt, I'll know where to look.
Max: Luckily, I brought groceries. They're stuffed in Backpack, those ninjas, and those Cyber Squad geeks' bags. Who knows how many lethal doses we need.
They then came outside as they heard some sniffing. They looked up as they saw someone trying to sniff a bit.
Yolei: Hey, is someone up there?
Then, a boy yelped, quickly hiding his stash before jumping down from the tree.
Boy: Oh hi. You're all new. Have you come to set us free?
Cody: I wish we did.
Hawkmon: Apparently, we're prisoners now, too.
Tai: I guess you must be Michael.
Agumon: What were you doing up in the tree?
Michael: Uh...I thought I might be able to get over that wall? But the tree's too far.
Max: Hey, it's an easy thing. Watch.
The others yelped as they were gathered around, forced to make like a pyramid before Max was on, about to head to the ledge.
Max: See? Easy.
He jumped, but then, as if by magic, an invisible barrier blocked the rabbit, making him fall on the pyramid and the others fall to the ground.
Izzy: Ow!
Inez: That hurts.
Max: You think that hurts now, wait 'til tomorrow.
Michael: And there's this ravine just outside the wall, too.
Sasuke: So we understand, yes.
Maximus: Apparently, Leon wants us all to meet up in the lounge.
Michael: Oh, okay. I'll head over there now, then.
With that, the boy headed out.
Naruto: Uh, was I the only one who saw him do crack?
Ignoring the comment, the Freelance Police turned to the hostages.
Sam: By the way, as long as we're trapped here, I guess I could let you guys go since you can't escape this place.
Max: Other than suicide.
They were untied as Nemesis frowned.
Nemesis: (narrows) I hate dogs...
They headed back as Kari looked concerned.
Kari: I wonder if Snake's doing all right without us...
Somewhere else in the house, a familiar man is sweating a bit as he leans against something.
BJ: Good goodness, who are those people? How did they get in here? I just hope they don't interfere in my work. I got a lot of do to find out how to get us out of this house.
Unknown to BJ, a growling noise is heard as something is sneaking up behind him.
BJ: From what I figure out in secret, I think I know...
BJ then turns and sees someone who we're looking at its POV though the view looks kinda hard to see out of.
BJ: What? Who are you? I don't see...wait, what's that in your hands?
Whoever it is lifts something, some sort of mask up, making BJ gasp in horror.
BJ: NO! GET AWAY, GET AWAY!!!
We fade to black while hearing BJ's final screams.
Later, back at the lounge, Sailor Moon gasped as she and Sailor Mars sensed something.
Sailor Mars: (quietly) Something bad has happened.
Everyone then sat down before Sailor Jupiter noticed.
Sailor Jupiter: Wait, where's Jack and Drakken? And those two girls?
Lee: They're probably arguing again. Don't worry, it usually takes them a while.
As soon as the last one entered, the group looked at the newcomers.
Leon: Ah, our new arrivals have graced us with their presence. I expect there's alot you newcomers want to know. Join the club.
They sat down, most of them on the floor, due to limit of chairs.
Tommy: So let me get this straight, you're all trapped in this house by some invisible intelligence?
Lee: Right.
Angelica: And you can't leave.
Michael: Nope.
Sailor Mercury: And as soon as we set foot in this house, we became trapped, too.
Leon: Pretty much.
Sailor Moon: Why? Why would anyone want to keep us prisoner here?
Max: I can think of three good reasons.
Sam: Max, not in front of the kids.
Michael: Maybe they're just lonely.
Izzy: No, if they wanted company, they'd have shown themselves.
Leon: Maybe they have. Maybe one of us is behind all of this.
Lee: Oh don't be silly.
Max: When I get silly, you really don't want to see what I hurl.
Sam: Careful, we have company.
Lee: Besides, why would any of us want to trap a load of people here and pretend we didn't?
Leon: (frowns) I don't know, do I! I don't speak loony!
Max: The Looney Tunes do. You should probably see Michigan J Frog perform loony sometime.
Tentomon: We mustn't squabble amonst ourselves. Hampered by paranoia and suspiction, we'd only hinder each other.
Izzy: Prodigious, Tentomon's right. I suggest we assume for now that we are all innocent here.
Michael: I agree to that.
Leon: (crosses his arms) Hmph.
Lee: All of us, including Shego, Drakken, Jack, Wuya, that Snake fellow they mentioned, BJ, and those newcomers we never saw faces from. (notices) Where are they anyway?
Jackie: Those four are probably in the rooms cooling off. BJ, we couldn't find him anywhere. We saw him just after we arrived, but he ran away from me.
Lee: (confused) Well that's odd. Listen, newcomers, we work as a team in the house, that's how it's been since it started. So we have to share information. No secrets.
Boots: Information?
Sailor Venus: Wait, if those guys are here, are you saying...(gulps) We have to work with them!?
Lee: (ignoring) So why did you people come to this house?
Leon: I bet they're thieves! The fox is a thief.
Swiper: Hey, I swipe, not steal!
Max: There's a difference?
Leon: Why did you even ask that?
Sailor Solaris: Well we didn't come to take part in some bizarre Big Brother event, that's for sure. And we're not thieves!
Lee: Is there anything you know about this house that might help? Anything at all?
Dil: No, not unless you count that Alan Matthews guy.
Sam: I doubt we'll know much more from any of you.
Joe: All we know is that the other heirs just died and it's suppose to be empty.
Leon: (pauses) Well, guess you're not much help then, huh? But I suppose an extra pair of hands is always useful.
Sailor Moon: We're still not completely clear on a few details. Don't we get to ask you guys some questions now?
Lee: Sure. Just ask any of us whatever you like.
With that, the group began asking. With Jack's group, the four looked at the place.
Jack Spicer: Okay, I feel like something's behind us.
Phage: (from behind) I am behind you.
Jack screamed like a girl as Wuya looked surprised. Shego powered up her energy hands while Drakken yelped before looking down.
Drakken: Uh, I wet myself. Sorry.
Wuya: Ewww.
The group then looked at the villains in the room they were in.
Alan: You were spying on us!
Jack Spicer: (notices) Wait, I recognize you. You're Alan Matthews, owner of this mansion.
Alan: So?
He then shook hands with him.
Jack Spicer: I can't believe I've finally met the homicidal maniac!
Alan: Now wait just a minute-
Jack Spicer: Jack Spicer's the name, evil genius is my game.
Drakken: I do the evil inventing, you goth brat!
Bobcat: Besides, the whiny mama's boy looks too scrawny to devour.
Jack Spicer: (anger mark) Don't call me that!
The Phage then gasped, sensing something.
Phage: Something has happened...
Alan: Let me guess..."He's" doing it, isn't he?
Phage: I believe so...
He then looked out the window, looking at the pool area where a body was being dumped.
Phage: Hmmm...
Wuya: You know, I could help you around. Especially with a league of villains.
Shego: Just so you know, if anything happens, blame it on Drakken.
Specs: Blaming it on her comrade? That's so totally evil.
Whizzer: I think she's in, especially since she's got that glowing arms.
Peepers: I agree...all in favor?
They glanced before the Phage spoke.
Phage: (distracted) Yes, fine, whatever.
Jack Spicer: (Grins) You guys won't regret it...now...I think this league of villains need a name.
Katz: We'll think of it later...right now, we have other matters to attend...
Back in the lounge, later on, the group finished asking the questions.
Ken: Anyone else see a pattern on these stories?
Leon: Which pattern would that be?
Ken: Seems to me that this house only traps people individually...we all don't count.
Izzy: It didn't try to trap Michael's friends or Lee's camera crew. Aside from us heroes, it was only letting us in one at a time.
Lee: You're talking about the house like it's intelligent. Surely it's more likely that there's just some joker behind all this.
Heroes: Maybe.
Sora Takenouchi: But how did they know we were coming?
Nemesis: How did it know to leave the window open for me, risking one of you finding it?
Michael: You think the house is haunted?
Angelica: Now I wouldn't use that word. But I definitely have a very odd feeling like we're being watched, I think.
Leon: Yeah. Maybe this is one of Lee's rating winners.
Lee: Excuse me?
Leon: Well locking up some people in a house against their will and secretly filming them. Sounds like a natural Reality TV progression.
Lee: It's also highly illegal.
Max: (sing-songy) Not where we come from.
Leon: Wouldn't stop some people.
Lee: (realizes) Where the hell did the others go anyway? I was hoping they'd be here.
Sailor Terra: Me too...I hope nothin' bad happens 'ta Snake.
Lee: BJ's been doing some research on the house, he was going to share it with us tonight.
She got to the room with the main door. To her horror, it was some familiar figures.
Serena: NOOOO!! My friends...the new people I never met before...(gasps) Even Alan! Oh God! Who did this!?
The door opened up as she gasped, noticing a figure with a hockey mask and robe on.
Serena: Who...who are you? Did you do this?
She gasped as she saw the weapon on its hand while backing away.
Serena: No! Stay back! I'm warning you!
Then, the figure removed the mask, revealing an evil Serena's face.
Serena: Oh no...you...you look like-
Just then, she screamed as the killer look-alike charged. Then, blood splattered on the black screen.
(End Dream Sequence)
The heroes tried nudging her.
Sailors: Sailor Moon!
She gasped, panting with fear. She got up as she looked concerned.
Sailor Moon: Oh gosh...I've never dreamed so vividly before...It was so disturbing...
Sam: Even more disturbing than when you visited Kalighoul?
Sailor Moon: Yes.
Max: Oh, do they have various torture devices?
Sailor Tokyo: Yes...and there were people worshipping him like a god and people dying. It was horrible!
Sakura: Whatever the case, let's go find the others.
The group headed out. In the dining room, the group looked confused as Michael was once more trying to use crack.
Naruto: Uh, Michael?
He yelped, quickly hiding the stuff before chuckling nervously.
Michael: Oh hi, guys.
Naruto: How are you feeling?
Michael: Okay, I guess. I had this really horrible dream...uh...but you probably don't want to hear it.
The group looked a bit concerned.
Sailor Mercury: You're taking this imprisonment thing well, I have to say.
Gomamon: Yeah, at least it beats being trapped in a building with Myotismon back then.
Davis: Don't remind me.
Michael: It's not that different from a private boarding school, really, except there's no one to hit you across the knuckles when you talk too much at night.
Sailor Avalon: Reminds me of the Chatterboxes in the book I have.
Artemis: Uh, have you seen BJ around anywhere? Or Jack with Wuya and Drakken with Shego? Or Snake and those mysterious people for that matter?
Michael: Not since yesterday. BJ seemed pretty anxious about something.
Luna: Did he say why?
Michael: No, just said something about "getting to the bottom of all of this".
Max: Why do I find that as a cliche?
Michael: Then he left the room and I never saw him again.
Sailor Mars: Hmmm...
Izzy: (notices) I see you're reading a book. Mind telling us what you're reading?
Michael: Treasure Island.
Courage: Didn't the Muppets made a movie about it one time?
Michael: I found it in the living room.
Sailor Kamino: How are you liking it?
Michael: Well, it's a bit heavy going. I think I prefer Terry Protchett.
Jackie: Who?
Max: Hey, who can not like Treasure Island? I mean with all the different versions, including one with all animals and the other one called Treasure Planet?
Joe: Uh, that's all we wanted to know, Michael.
Michael: Okay, guys.
Tentomon: Oh, and word of advice, if you are actually doing drugs, stop doing them before it causes trouble.
June: I have an idea. Why don't the males go ask Leon and we'll ask Lee.
Delete: Uh, okay, June. Maybe we'll find them here.
With that, the group headed off to two separate directions: the males went off to the outside area and the females headed to the stairs.
Sailor Terra: I just hope Snake's okay.
Betty: Uh, why do you care for Snake? I mean he is part of a gang, you know.
Sailor Terra: He may be a yes man type, but once you get to know him, he's actually quite nice.
The females sighed a bit.
Yolei: (to herself) That's what I see in Ken sometimes, too...
Outside, at the yard, Leon was using a metal detector before the males came to him.
Leon: Oh I'm just fine. And when I find the way out, I'll be even better.
Max: By the way, don't try going over with a human pyramid. There's an invisible barrier blocking our way out.
Sam: (notices) Are you the one who dug up half the lawn? Because believe me, you're a lousy mower.
Max: You gotta poison it to get the crab grass out.
Leon: (annoyed) I know how to cut grass and of course I did that! I was trying to dig my way out of this place, but the ground gets really solid 2 feet down and the walls foundation go even further.
Agumon: That would explain the holes near the walls.
Gabumon: What about the others?
Leon: (sighs) Alright, I was looking for treasure. Happy now? You want some kind of medal?
Matt: Just professional interest, you understand.
Maximus: Treasure!? There's treasure here and you're not telling us this!?
Minimus: Oh my goodness!
Matt Ishida: Any luck?
Leon: With treasure? Only these worthless cards.
He tossed them to the group.
Digit: Hey...these cards remind me of something...but what?
Leon: However, I found some kind of pipeline running under the lawn, but not much else other than those things.
Wormmon: (notices) So what are you doing with that metal detector?
Leon: It's actually part of the plan to get out of here.
Patamon: Oh that's a relief.
Leon: I've heard there's some kind of family tomb buried somewhere under the grounds. If I can find it, there might be another way to the surface.
Sasuke: And I presume that any vauluables from the family they have down there would be an unexpected bonus, right?
Leon: (shrugs) Hey, judge not lest ye be judged yourself.
Max: (pauses) I don't get it.
Sam: Neither do I.
Leon: Besides, that fox with you's a burglar for Pete sake!
Swiper: Last time, I'm not a burglar!
Jake: At least we have a sense of priorities, dawg.
Leon: Well, when you've found an escape route and saved us all, I'll be sure to apologize profusely.
Danny: How do you know the tomb's there?
Leon: I don't. That's what the metal detector's for.
Tai: How do you know there's anything to detect?
Joe: It's probably all stone and dusty corpses.
Leon: You'd be surprised how much metal can be found in a tomb. Belt buckles, coffin handles, candlesticks...
Dil: Gold, silverware...
Leon: (glares) Implying something?
Dil: Of course not.
Tommy: Listen, the tomb could be on the other side of the grounds for all we know.
Leon: Sure, but this is a good place as any to start. And until I see some compelling evidence for its location, I'll continue my systematic sweep.
Max: Oh, can we help you out here? I bet the girls are getting the proof we need.
Leon: Sure you can help look around here, but remember, we can't dig over 2 feet.
Sam: You'd be amazed on how much crap Max can find over here.
Max: Yeah! Just watch!
He then began digging with his teeth.
Leon: (sweatdrops) I don't wanna know.
Brick: This is stupid.
Boomer: I wonder what the girls are doing?
Butch: More importantly, where are that reptile and those sissy villains at anyway?
Back inside the mansion somewhere, Alan sighs as he looks at a picture.
Alan: Cree...someday, I will find you again.
Phage: May I ask what you are looking at?
Alan: (puts away picture) Just a picture of someone I knew a long time ago. That's all.
Phage: Hmmm...
Meanwhile, Snake finds himself in the library that is somehow became accessible. Lee is in there looking at some books. The Gang Greene member himself found one which he looks at.
Snake: (reading) Hmmm...a map. Of what?
Snake takes a look into it, seeing a diagram of the Matthew sground.
Snake: Ah, yesss. Looks like sssome sssort of tomb is in the front yard. (notices) Wait a moment...something is missssssssing, or to be precissse. I don't recall ssseeing that room in the mansssion.
Snake leaves the room then suddenly...
Phage: (in Snake's mind) Sanford...
Snake: Huh? Phage? Where are you???
Phage: (in Snake's mind) Listen carefully, you will find out more about this whole mystery in the pool...
Snake: The pool? Phage? (pause) Crap. I hate it when he leavesss me in the dark.
Danny: (appearing) Snake!
Snake: Gah! Don't do that!
Danny: Sorry but we are all looking for ya. Did you find anything?
Snake: Well, jussst this map.
Danny: Great. Get it to the others. We gotta take a look at it.
Snake: (thinking) But what does Phage mean 'find out more about this mystery in the pool'?
The girls passed by, not noticing what the others were doing before Sakura noticed the magazine.
Sakura: Look!
Sora Takenouchi: (reads) "The Mystery of Matthews Mansion. Matthews Mansion, one of the country's more notorious stately homes, is renowned for being a great source of untold wealth, but what is the curse that surrounds the creaking house?"
Mimi: Oh my goodness!
Sora: (continuing) "The mansion was built in the early 21st century by the legendary explorer, Lawrence Matthews, in celebration of his retirement and marriage. His wife, Isabelle, disappeared along with Nalan, her only son on the fifteenth year anniversary of Lawrence's sudden death. After that, the house fell into the possession of a succession of heirs, most of whom died or disappeared in mysterious circumstances."
Yolei: That's not good.
Sora: "The house was left abandoned after the last heir was thought to have died in 199X, until the recent appearance of Irving LaBouche, who managed to prove his connections to the lineage and inherit the house." Now that's weird.
Palmon: Tell me about it.
Angelica: Yeah, I checked the true linage. The only people that actually exist in the real Matthews & LaBouche time frames in this century were Alan and his stupid parents. Also, I checked Sir Irving's profile. There's no such person! He faked being the heir to the LaBouche line to probably steal the house.
Susie: (rolls eyes) Angelica.
Lee: Can you keep it down? I'm trying to concentrate on books here.
Girls: Sorry.
Sailor Moon: Well, we better head off and find the others.
A bit later, the group reunited as Sailor Kamino looked concerned.
Sailor Kamino: So...where were you all this time?
Sailor Venus: We've looked all over for you.
Ling Ling: Not very nice.
Snake, ignoring the question, gave Leon the map.
Snake: I don't know if you know me, but I found thisss old map in the library.
Leon: Oh, did you.
Snake: Take a look.
The group looked at the map with Izzy grinning.
Izzy: Apparently, the tomb is definitely under the front yard.
Leon: But...this is the back yard. There's no way into the front yard.
Butch: Sucks to be you, huh?
Max: Second!
Leon: (sighs) Well, that's another escape plan out the window. Thanks a bunch, friends.
All: No problem.
Nemesis: Now can we borrow the metal detector?
Leon: Why the hell not?! Take away my hopes, might as well take away my only worldly possession, too. Have fun with it.
They were given the detector.
Tentomon: Thank you.
Leon: Now if you'll excuse me.
He then left while Sailor Mercury tapped on her mini computer.
Sailor Mercury: Now, if we can track where the pipeline leads with the metal detector...
The group followed the beeping sound before they stopped near one of the dug holes.
Izzy: Prodigeous! The line ends here.
Brick then looked in the hole, taking something out.
Brick: Well, well, what do we got here? I guess that jerk's laborings must've covered it up.
Sailor Vegeta: Cover what up?
He turned the knob before they heard draining.
Boomer: I hear draining.
Sailor Corusant: Come on, let's take a look.
They flew over to the area as Snake realized.
Snake: By the pool! That'sss it!
He jumped down to the bottom of the pool.
Joe: Hey, wait up!
They followed after him. However, when they all got to the bottom of the pool, many of them looked terrified.
Sailor Tokyo: AHHHH!!
Mimi: What the heck!?
Sailor Moon: Oh...God...
The body was examined as they saw a slit on the corpse's throat.
Jackie: This is definitely the man we met on the landing, I bet BJ.
Matt: Looks like someone tied him to an iron hook at the bottom of the pool, but I think he was dead before then.
Snake looked a bit more fearful when he saw it.
Tai: His throat's been split open by some large edge weapon!
Sora Takenouchi: Oh god, the stench!
Biyomon: Oh man...
Swiper: That's my line!
Sailor Mars: We have to find the others!
Quickly, they got out of the pool.
Snake: (to himself) Wasss...wasss this what you were talking about?
Sailor Moon: I don't know. He was just murdered. He was stabbed to death, then tied to the bottom of the pool.
Lee: (gasps) Oh my God!
Leon: You know what that means, don't you? We're the only ones in this house. The killer has to be one of us!
Armadillomon: Not necessarily.
Swiper: I don't think any of us could engineer-
He then pointed accusingly to Swiper.
Leon: Shut up! It was you, wasn't it? You killed BJ and you're covering your tracks!
Lee: Leon, you're being ridiculous.
Susie: Yeah, calm down, you freak.
Leon: I am calm!
Angelica: Besides, why would anyone, let alone Swiper, tell us where the body is if they wanted to hide it?
Leon: He's covering tracks.
Max: (pauses) You are stupid.
Leon: I am not! And besides, you were all the last to arrive, don't tell me you're not a bit suspicious of them!
Izzy: Look, what happened to BJ was a terrible thing. But if we let it tear us apart, we could all go the same way.
Digit: Yoikes!
All (but Leon): Second.
Leon: (angrily) Oh I see...everyone is in it together! All of you!
Sailor Avalon: I'm just a little girl. Why would you think I would do something horrible?
Leon: You never seen an infant with a gun or a newborn conquering a hospital on the day of his birth!?
Max: Extremely stupid.
Leon: SHUT UP! I'M NOT STUPID!! And as far as I'm concerned, there's no one I can trust anymore.
Sailor Tokyo: Even yourself?
Leon: Ugh, that's not the point! The point is, it's every man for his or herself from now on.
He then dashed to the door, slamming behind him.
Rowdyruff Boys: He's stupid.
Leon's Voice: (angrily) I HEARD THAT!!
Sailor Venus: He's shaken. We all are.
Lee: So what do you all think? About BJ I mean.
Sailor Kamino: We're not really sure.
Emblem: I think we're being haunted.
Lee: Oh. Well, at least someone's keeping their head.
Danny: Weird, my ghost sense would've picked up at that point if we knew there was a ghost running about.
Joe: Look, none of us are exactly in love with such an unscientific celestrial idea as murderous ghosts, unless you count ones Danny Phantom encountered, but nothing other than the supernatural could have engineered this situation.
Tommy: And believe me, with Alan, this house has a bad sense of history. A history I think it's time we started looking into.
Fred: Does it include nachos? Yes?
Lee: Well, do whatever you want. I think I'm going to have to look into BJ's death with a slightly more sensible attitude.
June: Where are Michael and the others?
Shirly: I need to take care of his "problem".
Courage: Not to mention someone should tell him about BJ.
Lee: I think he's upstairs with those people that didn't come down at all.
Palmon: Don't worry, we'll look for him.
Delete: You can count on us.
They looked around the place while Snake looked more uneasy.
Artemis: Snake, you okay?
Snake: Sssomething happened while I exxxplored the place, but I don't remember what...
(Dream Sequence)
In the bathroom, Serena (in normal form) arrived as she heard voices.
Serena: Voices? I haven't been this spooked since that haunted house vacation Amy, Raye, Luna, Dora, and I took.
Voice: Mother?
Serena: Alan? Alan Matthews, are you in here?
Voice: What are you doing, mother?
Serena: Mo-what?!
Voice: (sounding worried) Mother, no! No, don't! Mother! MOTHER!!
Serena: (gasps) Hang on!
She hurried to the shower curtain, pulling it. To her horror, it was a tub full of blood with a strange symbol and the word "Mother" on it. Just then, a bloody corpse grabbed her as she screamed, being pulled in.
Serena: DARIAN!!!
(End Dream Sequence)
Sailor Moon, in the lounge, gasped and panted, looking frightened. She looked at herself, feeling her head, arms, and legs before sighing in relief.
Sailor Moon: Wh...what do these dreams mean?
Voice: Sailor Moon?
She looked at where the door was, looking at the familiar faces.
Michael: Sorry, Sailor Moon, your friends wanted me to wake you.
Sailor Moon: They did?
Michael: You remember yesterday. You told me about BJ, then you guys said you were all going to look into the house. Then your friends asked me to wake you up due to you liking to sleep late so you could all get started.
Sailor Moon: (nods) Yes, I remember...uh, thanks Michael.
Michael: Anytime.
With that, he left the room with the soldier following. A bit later, the two came to some familiar faces.
Sailor Mars: You Meatball Head, where were you?
Sailor Tokyo: We told you to wake up in time.
Sailor Moon: I was...I was...(notices) What's that?
Michael: We just found it here like this.
Max: Oh, can I say Plot Device?
Sam: That's a weird explanation.
Max: So's the theory about a guy we can't spoil about due to trying to not ruin the script any further than it already is.
Michael: Do you know who's it is?
Sam: Yep, that belongs to the Freelance Police all right.
Michael: Did you guys bring it here last night or something?
Mimi: I doubt it. It was in the front yard and there's no way into it.
Michael: Maybe someone's trying to help us.
Sailor Kamino: Maybe...
Michael: I'll go find the others and let them know about it.
They nodded with Michael heading out.
Digit: Uh, I'll accompany you, just in case...
He followed him. With that, the two were gone. The group looked in the car, noticing four figures in the car, all of them talking in their sleep.
Boy: Ugh...Zim...
Alien in Disguise: (groans) Get away, Dib...the Earth is mine.
Girl: Whiner...
Robot: I like dancing like a monkey.
Biyomon: How the heck did they get in there anyway?
Sam: Oh, just remembered, I left the keys in the car in case we came back, which we now realize that we didn't.
Sailor Moon looks at the four newcomers curiously than remember something.
Sailor Moon: Oh wait! Now I remember who two of them are. They're Zim and Gir!
Sailor Tokyo: Who?:
Sailor Solaris: Right, I remember. Zim and Gir were two of the cartoon characters who help Ace and Buttercup overcome their drug addicitions.
Shirly: That is a possibility that they remember that dream...
Max smirks and gets his gun out, firing shots into the air waking most of them up with a start.
Dib: My head isn't big!
Gaz: (frowns) Your voice sounds so stupid.
Fred: Wakey wakey, eggs and yogurt!
Gir: (notices) Oh, hi old friends!
Zim: (frowns) Oh yes, I recognize most of them.
Courage: Hee hee. Hey.
Sailor Coruscant: You may not recognize me and some of the sailors, but we have met before.
Gaz: Oh hey Tommy, Kimi.
Kimi: Where did you come from, Gaz?
June: You know them?
Kimi: Long story, though Alan is probably too embarrassed to repeat it.
Dib: Oh great, Zim. What did you got us involved now?! Another one of your stupid schemes!
Zim: Shut up, Dib, so I can...do something. Yes! Fear me for...doing something.
Gaz: (sighs) Still dumb as ever.
Danny: Reminds me of when we first met, right June?
June: (giggling) Right, Danny.
Butch: Ick. Take your love making somewhere else you two.
Jackie goes to a shed nearby and tried to open it.
Jackie: Darn it. It's locked.
Snake: Hang on.
Snake gets out some lockpicks and unlocks the door with it.
Snake: There.
Sakura: Wait, are those lockpicks you're using? What are you doing with those?
Snake: I don't know. Ace gave them to me for sssafe keeping but I never usssed them.
Solaris: (frowns) Knowing that butthead, he probably wants you to pick a safe for him. Ace can never learn, can he?
Emblem: Amen!
Inside the shed, the only items of interest are one of those saws that need two people to used and a pickax. Max grabs the pickax.
Max: Look at me! I'm one of those little guys no one gives a crap about anymore.
Sam: (chuckles) You crack me up, little buddy.
Sailor Mercury grabs the saw as the group heads back to the house. Max, seeing the wall where the entrance of the hidden room is at, smirks as he gets the house out.
Sailor Terra: Max? What are yew doing?
Max: Here's Maxie!
Max hacks at the wall with the pickax for a while until a hole is made.
Inside, the group looked shocked as they saw a chain on the wall.
Lil: Yipes, it looks like a dungeon.
Jake: Or a freaky basement.
Ling Ling: Or both...
Izzy: I think maybe one of the books in the library can help.
Joe: I'll go with you, Izzy.
The two headed upstairs. Upstair, the two yelped as they saw two familiar figures, both doing crack.
Digit: (very high) Ugh...you think the whole haunted house thing's gonna end?
Michael: (stoned) Who knows, my friend, who knows.
Joe: Oh no!
Izzy: They're doing drugs! No wonder Michael looked reluctant and Didge was so eager to go with him.
Joe: They're junkies!
Izzy went to the bathroom, using a glass to fill the water before coming back, splashing the groaning two.
Joe: (annoyed) Wake up!
Michael: (shakes it off) Huh? What?
Digit: What's going on?
Joe: What the heck were you guys up to?
Michael: We're just looking for stuff on the house.
Izzy: You found the stuff all right, you were both stoned.
Joe: But why?
Michael: I dunno...I just can't stop resisting.
Digit: I got tricked by him, okay? And Hacker use to give me drugs when I was still working for him. There, I said it!
Izzy: Michael, you know something else...why?
Michael: Well...I wanted to help you guys, but I'm not sure what I could do. I promise I won't get in anyone's way.
Joe: Fine, but no more crack for you!
Izzy: Let's hope not. Come with us, you two. I saw a saw and I think cutting down the tree outside could help us get further on this mystery.
The four headed out. Outside, the others looked concerned as Joe spoke, taking the saw out of the shack.
Joe: You two are sawing.
The saw handles were given to the two.
Digit: Why do I have to do it? Why can't you guys do it?
Izzy: It's to sweat off that junk you and Michael are having.
Joe: Now get to it!
Michael: (sweatdrops) I hate it when there are people like that.
The two began sawing as Digit looked concerned.
Digit: So...where are you from anyway?
Michael: I was from Townsville. I got dragged away and thrown into this house. Weren't you paying attention to our conversation on the day you came here?
Digit: Uh...I was asleep during that part.
Finally, the tree was cut down as Digit shouted.
Digit: TIMBER!!
Then, the tree fell down, landing at the side of the house.
Michael: By the way, why did we just cut that tree down?
Digit: We're forced to, that's why.
Izzy: At least we feel better.
Joe: The others are probably finishing their examination of the hidden room.
The four came into the room, with Shirly glancing at both Michael and Digit.
At the building, Sailor Kamino flew to the window of the now unlocked door, thanks to Snake's lockpick.
Sailor Kamino: (opens it) Wow, it opens up!
Sailor Tokyo: Be careful, sis.
Sailor Kamino: Don't worry, I will.
She flew out to the window at the other side before opening it. She then flew to the door, opening it.
Sailor Kamino: Okay, it's opened!
In the other room, Sailor Tokyo heard creepy whispering noise.
Sailor Tokyo: Oh...wh...what's that sound? And why was there blood where Blossom flew through? It doesn't look like it was made by anything human. (notices) Oh, it's a diary.
She took it before flying out of the room. She then noticed the others coming out of the other room with a stuffed bear and a diary.
Sailor Tokyo: Oh, that bear looks sooo cute! I just wanna hug it.
She hugged it a bit with a smile.
Sailor Corusant: (sighs) That's my sister all right.
They noticed Michael no longer with them.
Joe: Oh great, he's off doing crack again.
Izzy: We'll worry about him later. Let's take a look at the diarys.
They read the two diaries with Tommy looking shocked.
Tommy: Man, I don't believe it. Coco LaBouche wanted to kill Alan?
Angelica: That's not what the diary of Alan's was talking about. It was talking about some kid in a secret room. Not to mention about a stupid crush of his.
Gaz: They're both pretty stupid if you ask me.
Yolei: And I was reading on this book as well. Look.
They read the book carefully, looking shocked at every word.
Dib: Her husband died after birth? That's weird, also shouldn't it be Mrs. Matthews that should've died of birth?
Zim: Ha! You and your stupidity. I believe it was the male probably giving birth to that boy.
Mimi: (dryly) Uh...no.
Sailor Moon: Actually, no. Zim, I think you have your genders confused.
Zim: Silence!
Chuckie: Disappearance of the remaining Matthews Family? But we saw Alan recently.
Phil: I think this book is trying to prove a point.
Dil: This had mysterious disappearances ever since.
Sailor Mercury: Izzy, can your computer work here?
Izzy: I'll have to get the labtop to check.
Tai: If there's a ghost in this place, there must be some connection to the disappearance of Miss LaBouche and why Alan was like this.
Maximus: Maybe he just went insane sometime on his birthday.
Nemesis: Or Coco could have driven him insane.
Max: Or both! It's odd Coco wasn't found at all.
Sam: Well, maybe this book I found could help us. It's a book of white magic.
Sailor Mars: (reading) Hmmm...it says we need a possession and we need to dip it in salt before we wave it over where the subject sleeps. It should indicate where the owner lies.
Sailor Tokyo: You mean that Teddy Bear? Oh my goodness...
Max: I'll do it!
He rushed downstairs with the others following. They dipped the item in salt before Max tied it up with some rope and a stick.
Sailor Jupiter: Where did you find the rope and stick?
Max: Trust me, you don't wanna know.
He waved the bear around, pointing to the basement. The group followed him before it pointed to the ground.
Sam: Whatcha got there?
They dug up the area before noticing a skeleton in a French dress.
Izzy: Hmmm...judging by the ribs, this figure was killed by a large stabbing weapon. But by whom?
Sailor Moon: Oh no...you don't think-
Just then, they heard glass breaking.
Buzz's Voice: OH CRAP!
Delete: Buzzy?
Snake: Sssounds like it came from the other ssside of the houssse.
They quickly rushed to the area. Only Delete and Snake arrived to the area. There, they noticed Buzz groaning.
Delete: Buzzy, what are you doing here?
Buzz: I was only told 'ta stand guard by 'de boss.
Delete: (hugs) It's okay. What's important is that you're here again. Let's tell the others.
Buzz: But-but-but-
However, the two robots were gone. Snake only looked at the object.
Snake: The bell jar'sss been knocked over and sssmashed by that robot. At leassst that idol isss undamanged.
He kneeled to the item, looking at it.
Snake: That'sss one really ugly wooden idol. (notices) Wait jussst a minute, what are thossse ssstains?
Snake bent over, to pick it up, then all of a sudden, everything to him went black.
In the kitchen, Leon is on the floor, dead with the figure seems to collapsed. The figure then sat up all confused, wondering what just happened. Just then Mirage appears behind Snake and hits him over the head, knocking the figure out.
Katz: (appearing) Is that even necessary?
Mirage: No, I just felt that he needs a little...nap.
Phage appears looking annoyed)
Phage: Excuse me, but he is not supposed to be dead, you know. I want him alive!
Katz: Oh calm down, the boy's fine. Now which one of us can do a good impression of one of the others? I think it's time to shake the boy's confidence.
In the darkness...
Voice: Mother, why?
We cut back to the shack where Snake is in there unconscious, until he wakes up.
Snake: Geez, that really hurtsss. My head...what the heck happened lassst night?
Snake paused, then he remembers something, much to his horror.
Snake: I remembered...oh crap! Leon! Did I jussst kill him?! I don't remember a thing! I recall touching that idol...(gasps) The idol! Ssson of a...I got to warn the othersss!
Snake tried to open the door, but couldn't.
Snake: It's locked! How in blazesss did they find the key? (notices) My lock picksss are gone!
Snake tried to open the window.
Snake: It's ssslammed ssshut! (shouts) Hello! Anyone out there?!
Outside the shed, the villains are there hearing Snake's voice.
Mirage: (smirks) Now watch this. (coughs then imitiated Julayla's voice) You be quiet, Snake!
Snake: (in the shed) Julesss? Is that you?
Mirage: (Julayla's voice) Who else? I am keeping guard, you jerk!
Snake: (in the shed) But why?
Mirage: (Julayla's voice) SHUT UP! You killed Leon!
Snake: (in the shed) What?! But Julesss...
Mirage: (Julayla's voice) Don't try to lie! I know you did! You have become a bigger jerk than than moron Ace and that Deli-Bob Head!
Katz: (whispering) Nice way of imitating Queen Beryl's daughter.
Mirage: (whispering back to Katz in her normal voice) Thanks. (to Snake in Julayla's voice) I thought you were different, but it looks like you have became a monster just like that psycho snake Phage!
Phage: (frowns) Don't push it.
Mirage: (Julayla's voice) Poor Cherry. She thought likely of you and now she is all in tears! You murderer. You are staying in here until the police comes! Then you can rot in prison like Ace and the rest of the idiots!
Snake, inside the shed, is shocked, unaware that he is talking to Mirage.
Snake: Oh man...Julesss?
Mirage: (outside, Julayla's voice) What now?
Snake: Thisss isss a big missstake you're making!
Mirage: (outside, Julayla's voice) Oh really? Why say that?
Snake: The real killer isss ssstill on the loossse!
Mirage, outside, chuckles as she continues speaking in Julayla's voice.
Mirage: (sarcastic, Julayla's voice) Oh sure. I bet they knocked you out, dressed you in their clothes, put a knife in your hands, and hid while we found you.
Snake: (in shed) Uh...sssomething like that.
Mirage: (Julayla's voice) Nice lie! Did Ace taught you that or did Mr. Henry Phage the Non-Straight did?
Phage: Just stick to the obvious, Mirage.
Snake: (in shed) Julesss?
Mirage: (Julayla's voice) Yeah?
Snake: (in shed) You're making a big missstake! Haven't you ssseen a horror movie?
Mirage: (Julayla's voice) Kazaam, you know the movie where Shaq plays a genie.
Snake: (in shed) That isssn't a horror movie!
Mirage: (Julayla's voice) Obviously you haven't seen Shaq act.
Inside the shed, Snake continues speaking to what he thinks is Jules.
Snake: Well, sssomeone gets accusssed wrongfully of the killingsss, and the one doing the accusssing gets killed next!
Mirage: (outside, Julayla's voice) What fantasy world are you in, murderer? You're the killer and that's a proven fact! No chance of denying it!
Snake: What makesss you think I killed Leon anyway?!
Outside the shed, Mirage continues her imitation of Julayla
Mirage: (Julayla's voice) Maybe it's because we were all attacked by some maniac wearing a hockey mask and a bathrobe with a knife. We but Leon got away no thanks to you! We came in and found the said killer next to Leon's corpse all unconscious. Once the mask is off, we saw it's you. Boy, did we regret even letting you come with us!
Snake: (inside shed) You got it all wrong!
Mirage: (Julayla's voice) Oh really? How about you give me your side of the story?
Alan: Looks like we're building up to something.
Snake, back inside the shed, continues his pleading.
Mirage: (outside shed, Julayla's voice) Honesty is never the policy with the Gang Greene Gang. Just shut the heck up already!
Snake: I think it controlled me to killed Leon like when I killed BJ! I bet that explainsss why I was gone before and couldn't remember a thing barely!
Mirage: (outside shed, Julayla's voice) Oh what are you ranting about now?
Snake: The ghossst! It talksss to me late at night, when no one elssse can hear. Makess me do evil, terrible thingsss!
Mirage: (outside shed, Julayla's voice) Shut up!
Snake: It won't leave me alone! I can't sssleep well at all! Thessse blackoutsss keep happening. I find myssself in another place with blood all over me! Heck, I can't remember how often that happensss!
Mirage, outside shed, smirks evilly as she continues speaking in Julayla's voice.
Mirage: (Julayla's voice) Didn't I tell you to shut up?!
Snake: (inside shed) "Kill BJ, kill Leon, kill them all!" It refusssed to leave me alone!
Mirage: (Julayla's voice) I'm warning you!
Snake: (inside shed) I am filled with guilt asss of right now. I can sssee the poor facesss I've killed every time I closssed my eyess. Mossst timesss I can cry so hard, I would throw up! (sighs) I wisssh this nightmare would end but it won't! I would welcome death at any given moment.
Mirage: (Julayla's voice) Dear goodness...
Snake: (inside shed) Now can you let me out?
Phage: Best to wrap it up.
Mirage nodded as she continued speaking to Snake in Julayla's voice.
Mirage: (Julayla's voice) Tell you what. You find your own way out other than lockpicks and then we will talk.
Phage: Good, we must go.
Hacker: What? Shouldn't we stick around or let him have his lockpicks back:?
Phage: Sanford must use talents he have since birth to make his own escape. No one else can help him now.
Snake: The problem isss...I don't know how to get out without my lockpicksss.
He then heard screaming coming from the house.
Snake: Oh no! Cherry!
He banged the door, trying to break it out. He grunted, continuing to hit the door, slamming his body to the door. In his images, he could see the deaths of those that had been killed and those that will be killed.
Snake: (grunting) I...can't let them...
He then looked at his sword, trying to open the window with it. However, it flinged around, bouncing the shack a bit before it crashed through the top window (though not enough to help him escape) and slammed to the grassy ground. Snake looked shocked and angered about it.
Snake: Grrr...
His teeth began growing to predator state, his nails began sharpening, and his eyes glowed blood red. He screamed angrily with dark aura around himself. Furiously, the half demon pounced, slashing the shack all around before finally busting free, jumping near the sword of his. He grunted, kneeling to the ground as he touched his blade, reverting back to normal.
Snake: (realizes) I...I can't control what I am? Wh...what the hell!?
He heard the screams once more.
Snake: Cherry! Sssailor Soldiersss!
He dashed to the door, heading inside. Inside, the others were trying to evade the figure, wearing the same clothing Snake was on earlier, swinging the knife.
Sailor Solaris: This guy is very tough.
Emblem: We can't attack something that's human!
Finally, they noticed Snake arriving.
Snake: Everyone! Now may not be a good time to tell you about how you talked to me in the shed-
Sailor Solaris: Huh? What are you talking about?
Betty: (notices) Guys, the carpet!
Sailor Mars: Right!
Quickly, they pulled the carpet together, making the figure trip and be knocked out. The mask was off as the group gasped at who it was.
All: Michael!
Sam: Sweet 5 6 7 days of Stranger, Skeptic, and Sacrifice of Trilby's Notes.
French Narrator: Day Five...
Then, it revealed Max holding a cue card up.
Max: Can we move this along? My fingers are getting awfully tired of holding up these cue cards and I'm waiting patiently for the upcoming spoofs of the other games to rip off, you know.
Sam: You crack me up, little buddy. Besides, you do know we've actually only been here for 2 to 3 days.
Max: I know. I thought it would bring up suspense.
They closed the door with concern.
Sora Takenouchi: So how is Michael?
Joe: He's awake, but he doesn't remember anything.
Snake: Jussst like me. Like back in the shed when Jul...Solarisss talked to me in the shed.
Sailor Solaris: Huh? What are you talking about? I wasn't anywhere near the shed. We were all still hiding from the killer for over two hours.
Snake: What? Then...if it wasssnt you, then who wasss I actually talking to?
Sailor Kamino: That's not the point. Snake, you look like you know something we don't...
Yolei: While you were missing, Snake, we've been going over the texts. One of them was about some occult.
Sailor Mars: I know one thing...if we want to destroy the spirit, we must bring it back to its body. When the suppose death of it occurs, we can use the Silver Crystal to destroy the body.
Sailor Moon looked at her wand with the crystal on it.
Sailor Moon: We have to succeed.
Lee: I see.
Matt: First thing's first. We have to find the body.
Max: Oh, let me do it.
He undid the bear before giving it to Sailor Tokyo.
Max: Here, hold this.
Sailor Tokyo: Thank you.
He wrapped the knife onto it.
Max: I'll be right back.
He then left the group.
Swiper: Now all we gotta do is figure out who or what the killer is.
Tommy: And it had to do something with Coco's disappearance and Alan's insanity.
Kimi: The deaths and disappearances started after that.
Snake: I think I know...I have to think Coco gave birth to more than one child.
Zim: Really? Like twins?
Kari: That's right, because when we read Coco's diary.
Lee: Exactly, she makes references to some monster she helped created and she doesn't mention Alan.
TK: And Alan talks about another kid behind the door in the kitchen.
Sam: Not to mention those chains on the walls kept that poor creature imprisoned in the basement.
Dib: Where do you think the other son came from?
Gaz: Who cares? It's pointless already.
Snake: I ssstill sssay it was twinsss.
Hawkmon: I found Stan's death certificate. It seemed like he died the exact second his other son was born. The weird thing was...no one knows how it happened.
Digit: Not unless he was testing some formula and then had a male pregnancy ala that Arnold Schwartzinagger movie, Junior and he died after his son's birth when he was the one that did it.
All: Ewww!
Digit: What?
Biyomon: Anyway, I think Coco went insane with grief and trying to kill Tommy and his friends.
Sam: Blamed a poor kid, being locked in the basement forever, who was forced to live like an animal, refused to be acknowledged about existing by his mother, and never having love, unless you count the brother being the only friend, but if I spoil how, it'd ruin a certain script. Anyway, he'd go insane and be retarded is my guess.
Davis: Yipes. He probably couldn't tell who's who and started killing everyone and everything without any reason or probably because he liked killing so much.
Veemon: Seriously, Davis, lay off the horror movies Jun makes you watch.
Inez: But what happened on that day when Coco was gone?
Jackie: We found the corpse, so she's obviously murdered. How and why, though?
Sailor Moon: I think it's from the dreams I've been having...he probably escaped the basement.
Buzz: Agreed...but how?
Snake: Hmmm...sssomeone let him out...bet hisss mom.
Tentomon: Yes, remember in the last entry?
Lee: Yes, of course. Coco wanted to finish destroying the monster.
Sam: I would've asked why didn't she just kill him as soon as her husband died, but that's probably a dumb question.
Boomer: She's stupid to keep him alive and locked up like that, that's what.
Chuckie: I did remember the last time we saw her. She was trying to destroy us with her minions. But she failed to do so.
Tommy: At least she was out of the way.
Angelica: I bet she got so mad over the loss of getting rid of us, she took it out on that retard.
Gabumon: Then, when Alan found out, and saw the boy being beaten to death, he practically went insane.
Lee: God, and we're gonna practically destroy the ghost?
Jake: Looks that way.
Danny: We have to try.
June: (notices) Max is coming.
They then saw Max somewhat flying with the salted item flying to the bathroom, breaking the door before slamming itself to the uneven area of the floor.
Max: Whee. I love doing that.
Cody: (sighs) That boy only has hatred now. It's never a good thing. We cannot reason with it and we have to destroy it once and for all to put it to rest.
Lee: It's very sad really.
The group lifted the piece of the floor with more creepy whispering being heard.
Sailor Corusant: Man, I hate that creepy whispering. Where's it coming from anyway?
The piece was finally lifted up before they saw a skeleton.
Sam: Whoa, must've been deformed after all.
Sailor Mercury: Everyone...it's time. What we need right now is something to help us.
Sailor Mars: This White Magic book should help us. We have to call it from beyond the grave with the bones and containment of items the boy wore.
Lee: Huh?
They then looked seriously at Lee.
Snake: Get Michael to the room with the empty fireplaccce is. We have an idea.
Sailor Moon: I hope Drakken, Jack, Shego, and Wuya are all right.
The heroes turned and to their surprise, see the villains nearby.
Snake: You!
Sailor Moon: (frowns) I knew this. You guys are behind this!
Queen Beryl: You have us all wrong, we are trapped in here like we are. Even I are trapped like you are.
Emblem: Well, there's a first.
Phage: Listen, I know we have our differences but it's time we put them aside and team up to escape.
Yolei: Oh great.
Hacker: (notices) Buzz, there you are! Get back over here this moment.
Buzz: Can't it wait until this is over?
Hacker: Now you lis...
Phage: Hacker, shut up! Listen carefully. Once you get the bones and the items, go to the fireplace room.
Sailor Coruscant: (glares) Fine, we will work together...for now.
Mirage: (whispering to Katz) The fool Snake still has no idea that I imitated Jules's voice to shake his confidence.
Katz: (whispering back) We will keep it that way until later.
The group, both heroes and villains, return to the room where the fireplace is at. Kimi puts the skeleton of Alan's brother on the floor while Michael puts the mask, bathrobe, and knife onto the corpse's person.
Sam: There, doesn't change his looks any.
Alan: Sailor Tokyo, give me that bear.
Sailor Tokyo: Why?
Alan: It's to help me while we have this discussion with William.
Lee: So that's his name.
Sailor Moon sees a big gun above the fireplace and takes it before giving it to Lee.
Sailor Moon: Hold this for me, okay?
Lee: (takes the gun) Is this part of the plan? Or do you just get a kick out of women with big guns?
Butch: Kicks, kicks!
Mojo: Oh, shut up!
Sailor Moon: Please, Lee?
Lee: (sighs) Fine.
Sailor Moon then stood off to the side as did the others
Sailor Moon: Okay, let's get this over with. (reading) In this hall of death, and by the light of Prometheus gift, I call thee.
Gaz: How stupid.
The skeleton of William however begins to stir a bit.
Sailor Moon: (reading) I bring thee gifts that may tempt thee back. I bring thee thy helm, that thy would be masked. I bring thee thy armor, that thy would be clothed. I bring thee thy sword, that thy would be armed. Come.
Specs: Remind me to bring of that the next time we fight Sam and Max.
Max: Screw you!
William's boney body begins to move again.
Sailor Moon: Come.
The body shake some more.
Sailor Moon: Come...
Digit: (annoyed) Just rise up or something, you dope!
Just then the skeleton, bathrobe, mask, and sword, rise up into the air much to the shock of Michael and Lee watching.
Michael: Judas's Priest!
Max: And I thought this trip would be boring!
Lee: Now what? People, what...uh...
Lee begins to act weird as she looks at William from look of fright to look of recognization and anger. As she spoke, it's in a different voice.
Lee: (different voice) Y...you. YOU!
William turns to Lee, who look possessed, as she continues.
Lee: (different voice) I knew you were evil from the moment you came into this world, demon child! You disgust me more than my husband and son's usual enemies!
Chuckie: (gasps) That's Coco's voice!
Angelica: That witch is possessing Lee.
Lee: (Coco's voice) May the lord forgive me for having a part in your creation!
Alan: (thinking) My turn. (speaking) Why did you attack me, brother?
William turned towards Alan as he continues.
Alan: I helped you when you were injured. I bandaged when our mom made her mistake! I went insane thanks to you!
Inez: Is that what happen?
Tommy: Perhaps when William attack his brother, something happen that make Alan the big jerk he is now.
Lee: (Coco's voice) No mistake, young one!
William turns back towards his mother possessing Lee in fear as she continued.
Lee: (Coco's voice) Do you see why I do my best to keep you away from this demon?! This mistake of mine?!
June: Is it just me or is Coco being a bit dramatic?
Danny: Just you.
Lee: (Coco's voice) It doesn't have any understanding of our human ways!
Alan: Darn it, mother, you're wrong! (William turns back to him) If only you have given him the chance to be normal and to be a normal kid like any other kid would be...
Lee: (Coco's voice) Silence, Alan! (William turns back to her now) It's time to put the end of the horror that I unleashed!
Alan's face turned to fear as Lee gets ready to open fire on the shaken William.
Alan: Mother, what are you doing? Mother, no! Mother, MOTHER!
Too late as Lee then opens fire on William causing the boy to fall onto the floor afterwards.
Phage: Well, Sailor Moon, if you or any of your friends got that Silver Crystal available, use it now.
She brought out the wand as the crystal on it shone. She then began to use it like her healing powers, though with a different power.
Sailor Moon: Cosmic Moon Power!!
The crystal shoned as the creature started wincing in agony. Suddenly, the body itself began to become engulfed in flames.
Bobcat: Uh...I think now may be a good time to leave.
All: Agreed.
Then, the windows broke, the walls began to crumble, and the whole house started catching itself on fire. When the crystal finished, the group looked at the place.
Sailor Mercury: Come on, we have to get out of here.
Quickly they left as Sora noticed something.
Sora Takenouchi: Drakken? Aren't you and your friends coming?
Drakken: No way! Besides, I'm not getting caught by the stupid police again!
Shego: Me either!
Katz: Hurry! (notices) Nemesis, Maximus, come now!
Maximus: Uh, listen...about that...
Nemesis: You see...
Just then, the cats and their sidekicks' way was blocked by the flames.
Maximus: We'll have to find our own way out, quickly!
Quickly, each of them left the area. Just then, as soon as the heroes with Lee and Michael came out, the police had arrived.
Voice: Over here!
The heroes looked as they saw a stern looking cat.
Nemesis: Oh great, Commander Feral! What are the odds of that happening?
Sailor Mercury: Shh...just hide behind us.
The four nodded, hiding behind the group.
Feral: What the hell's been going on in there? We've been trying to get in there for three days straight. All of a sudden, the place catches on fire, the door busts open and you people showed up.
Lee: Not our fault.
Max: Actually, I blame the ghost.
Sailor Solaris: (notices) Where's Sir Emblem?
Feral: Who?
Sailor Jupiter: He's new, and you probably haven't heard of him yet.
Zim: Ick, I rather not be in that filthy place ever again.
Sailor Venus: Wasn't Emblem right behind us?
Courage: I sense him...he's gone, though still around like always.
Sailor Solaris: SIR EMBLEM!!! BE SAFE!!
Sailor Kamino: We'll be all right. Lee, Michael, please, I think it's best you two get to the station. By the way, what happened to the bodies we found?
Sailor Corusant: Burned, I bet.
Lee: (sighs) I guess we could go...Leon...BJ...goodbye.
Michael: Sailors, thank you for everything.
Shirly: Just stay off of the drugs or you could accidentally hurt someone like earlier.
She secretly waved her paws before Michael, a bit dazed, nodded.
Michael: Yeah...I will.
The two got in before Feral glanced at the cat peeking.
Feral: That female...she's familiar, but from where?
He only shrugged, getting in before they drove off.
Gir: Bye, kitty man!
Max: (realizes) Crud, the car was in there! How do we get back?
Sam: Wait for it.
Just then, to their surprise, the car plopped to the ground, unharmed. The group got in before Sailor Terra noticed.
Sailor Terra: Snake?
Snake: Huh?
Sailor Terra: You look terrified...did something bad happen?
Snake sighed sadly.
Snake: It'sss a long ssstory.
With that, they drove off. With the villains, they glanced at where the DeSoto was heading.
Phage: Perhaps now you can rest easier a bit, Alan.
Alan: I know...still, it was fun to see my stupid brother get burned up like that. I mean who knew that crystal had such power.
The mutant avian felt something on his chest. He looked at the glowing black area before it vanished.
Vultureman: Hmmm...
Whizzer: Something on your mind?
Vultureman: Just on leaving...
With that, the villains left. As they were gone, the mansion continued burning.
Voice: Death, of course, comes to us all. It came to Coco LaBouche and her youngest son in the shape of each other. Was destroying the ghost the right thing to do? It was acting like any other dumb animal. Oh well. I guess he and his family will have plenty of time to discuss it, wherever they are. As for me...well, I have no complaints. I've lived a life many would consider out of the ordinary. And I have only one regret.
Then, a familiar pink haired man came to the hill, sighing before looking back.
Voice: Leaving Lee and Michael to explain it all to the police while leaving my beloved and her friends once more. That was hardly gentlemanly conduct for a gentleman warrior. But I'm sure they'll understand that rushing out into a field of police officers if I had transformed back to my normal self with them watching wouldn't have been a good idea. (sighs) It's gonna be a long walk home. And I have some important matters to attend to...
With that, he left the area as the sun began setting. Tomorrow would be a new day for adventure, but that's another story.