At Kyoto, a storm was brewing as thunder was heard and lightning flashed. Inside a building with a huge circle with strange symbols, a few bodies were placed on it while the Phage, Katz, Mirage, and Merlock glanced at Lust, Gluttony, and Envy.
Phage: So you are guaranteed that this shall revive him?
Envy: Of course. All that's left are the mask and key chain your shape shifting comrade has.
Merlock took the two familiar items out as he grinned.
Merlock: This is the day we've all been waiting for.
He placed the items in the middle before Katz neared the circle.
Katz: I believe it is time we make this his destiny!
Then, the four of them placed their hands on the circle as it glowed. The bodies began to disintegrate as thunder and lightning were seen. The corpses were completely gone as a huge flash slammed down the room. When it cleared, everyone opened their eyes, noticing a familiar foe awakening, with the keychain in his wrist and the mask within his face. He then looked around the area.
Phage: Excellent work. I'll give you three credit for that.
Katz: Baron Von Rotten? Judge Doom?
The disguised Toon turned toward them before smirking.
Yami Doom: You again...it's been a long time. How long was I gone?
Mirage: We'll explain when we reach HQ.
(OP: Go by Flow)
Kouja no Senshi
Chapter 8: Toons & Games Arc
Act 17: Of Doom & Trogdor Arcade
(Present Time)
In the HQ, Jack frowned as he looked at the paper.
Wuya: Did you fail your test?
Jack: No, I never fail a test. I'm an evil genius. They only spelled my name wrong.
Shego looked at it before looking annoyed.
Shego: Jack Sniper?
Jack: I mean, how stupid is that to misspell my name?
Shego: When you have a French Duck for your teacher in this building, he tends to get English confused sometimes.
Just then, they noticed Strong Bad with Rika and Renamon arriving.
Strong Bad: Jack, to the entertainment room! We have movie night and it's the sequel to Dangeresque!
Jack: (surprised) My gosh! You actually finished!?
Rika: With Strong Bad on the job, who knows how long it takes to make movies featuring people of Free Country, USA.
Jack: Shego, Wuya-
Shego: Forget it. I'm not into that crap.
Wuya: Besides, we have our own business to attend to.
Jack: Well, suit yourselves.
Quickly, the four left as Wuya and Shego sighed.
Shego: Yeesh, ever since Spring Break, who knows what mess is going on.
The elevator dinged as they noticed the Phage with his group arriving.
Shego: Where the hell have you been?
Phage: Resurrecting Katz's old comrade.
Katz: (grins) Would you like to meet him?
They moved as they saw a familiar figure, much to Shego and Wuya's surprise.
Wuya: Judge Doom?
Shego: How the hell did you get out of Hell?
Yami Doom: You will have to thank alchemy for that.
Phage: Gather all of Team Spicer-
Wuya: Unfortunately, Jack went off to the entertainment area to watch one of Strong Bad's stupid movies.
Mirage: (shakes her head) Sometimes, I don't know why we bother.
Phage: Oh, then just gather whoever's available. They must know of the news. Oh, by the way, has anything happened while we were away...?
In the heroes' HQ, Buttercup looked concerned.
Buttercup: So aside from you ten, who else are your friends and are future kids of which? And please be specific.
Blossom: Yeah, we want to know.
Bubbles: Please?
Kevin Levin: Besides, we're all curious to know.
Marie: Well, there's Pan and there's Kenny Tennyson, and there's Devlin Levin, there's also Sonik, Manik, Sonia, Keichi Kamiya, Double, Betsy Long, Lara-su, Mack, Ai, Link, Zelda-
Matt: Man, I didn't know there'd be human versions of Link and Zelda.
Jackie: That's cool. Is there anyone else who are kids?
However, before they could speak, an excited Digit barged in.
Digit: Guys, Strong Bad finished his movie!
Inez: Uh, great, Digit. And why is this important?
Digit: You mean you haven't seen the first two Dangereque Movies? Yeesh, where have you guys been?
Amy: I'm not sure about those. They seem to be home made by him. And he's only showing those to show off how popular he is.
Alf: She has a point, you know.
Digit: (scoffs) Oh brother. I'll be watching the movie if you guys need me.
With that, he was off.
Raye: Some people are strange at times.
Alf: Oh, Alvin, that reminds me...did you contact Mickey about all of this yet?
Alvin: Well, Simon did, but he told me that Mickey and some of his friends in Toon Town just left for some vacation he wasn't going to mention.
Courage: (gasps) Wait a minute...I think I know what's going on.
All: Huh?
Courage: I think this is the time when Mickey goes to the past and tries to find someone called a Princess of Heart.
Shirly: Which means...Mickey is now back in 1947 as we speak.
Theodore: Oh my.
Simon: They said they'd be back in two weeks our time.
Miss Sunshine: Oh, I hope Mickey and his friends have a good time down there.
Sarah: It's like they were meant to try to find me and well...
All: We know.
Back at the Team Spicer HQ, when the movie ended, Strong Bad turned off the TV before noticing the Free Country citizens looking disappointed.
Coach Z: What happened to the part where Dangeresque swoops in, rescuing me from danger and carrying me off into the sunset?
Strong Bad: Oh yeah...Renaldo dies now.
Coach Z: {shocked} WHAT?! Oh, but I only had two weeks 'till retirement!
Marzipan: {bitterly} Yeah, and you fast forwarded through the 8 minutes of educational content I provided!
Puppetmon: It was boring anyway!
Bubs: {bitterly} And what happened to my nude scene?!
Jack: This is a PG movie, not an R rated movie.
Strong Sad: Where is the artistic noir cinematic stylings you promised?
The citizens kept yelling as Strong Bad climbed up the couch, looking worried.
Strong Bad: Now calm down, people! Every great film has to make some creative editing decisions in order to make me look better.
However, he noticed the outcry not stopping.
Digit: Uh, bad move, SB.
Strong Bad: Uh oh, this is starting to turn into an unruly mob. And not the good kind like I start at Strong Sad's poetry readings. For REAL this time... looks like I'm gonna have to JUMP!
Quickly, Strong Bad jumped. However, after a few seconds of freeze frame mid-jump, Strong Bad crashed into the Trogdor arcade cabinet. Sparks started flying from the machine, causing everyone to look towards it. Worried about what would happen, all, but the non-Free Country people (Rika, Puppetmon, Renamon, Jack, Mr. Messy, Miss Daredevil, Red & Green Koopa Bros, Digit, and Argit) and Strong Sad, fleed from the room as the one noticing it, Strong Bad, quickly stood back up.
Strong Bad: NOW look what you did, Dumpalumpa! The Trogdor machine is ruined!
Strong Sad: (shocked) What I did? This thing hasn't worked for months!
Argit: Besides, YOU broke it! Everybody saw!
Strong Bad: Look, this is no time to be pointing fat, doughy fingers. This is the time for you to figure out how you're going to fix it.
Just then, the group heard a roar from inside the machine.
Digit: Yoikes!
Strong Bad: What the crap was that?
Strong Sad: It sounds like the fan's broken! You'll have to get it serviced.
Strong Bad: {annoyed} Serviced?!? Where am I supposed to get fan service around here?
Just then, they heard a Midi version of the Trogdor theme as wings sprouted from the top of the arcade cabinet. Just then, as a beefy arm and legs stick out from the sides and bottom respectively, the heavy metal version of the theme faded in, starting to chase Strong Sad out of the room.
Strong Sad: Ahhhhhh!
Miss Daredevil: Whoa...
Red Bros: Didn't see that coming.
They looked through the door that Strong Sad and the arcade left.
Strong Bad: {n awe} That may be...the coolest thing...that has ever happened.
Green Bros: I know, right? Ha-ha!
Strong Sad's Voice: Ahhh! Help!
Argit: Whoa...
With that, the group began leaving the room.
Strong Bad: {excited} Oh, I gotta see this!
Jack: Us too. Anything to spook someone like Strong Sad is a definite awesome!
Banging was heard below.
Phage's Voice: Jack, will you keep that noise down? I'm in a meeting with an important head of the ACME Corporation.
Jack: (shouting) Sorry, Mr. Phage!
In the hologram room, the foes themselves were talking to a man in glasses known as the Chairman of ACME Corp.
Phage: So I understand that you wish to meet us here in Tokyo with villains you have recruited?
Chairman: That is correct!
Phage: Good. Katz, bring the Telezoomer.
Katz: (realizes) Oh right...Shego?
Shego then handed him a familiar item.
Shego: Rika borrowed it to get the guys Miss Naughty sent back here.
Phage: Just bring him and whoever else is with him here. I wish to meet them and let them know of Doom's return.
He bowed before using it.
Katz: TELEZOOMER!
With that, he vanished from the area.
Chase Young: Hopefully, we'll have more new foes like the ones found in Nool.
A while later, back at the HQ, Katz arrives with the Chairman and some new characters.
Chase Young: Ah, so you're the Chairman of the ACME Corporation, right?
Chairman: Hey, you met the right guy!
Mirage: (to himself) So ACME got themselves a new boss since the time of Marvin Acme
Chairman: If you don't, I wish to introduce my associates. These are Yosemite Sam, Nasty Canasta, Cottontail Smith, Wile E. Coyote...
Coyote: (holding up signs) Do I know some of you?
Katz: Errr, no.
Chairman: Marvin the Martian, Elmer Fudd...
Drakken: Ha! That bald headed imbecile? He did a lot of pictures with the rabbit!
Elmer Fudd: Well, tuwns out that I'm sewetly evil! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Shego: (shrugs) Well, that's showbiz for ya.
Chairman:...Beaky Buzzard, the Peter Lorre scientist, the Tasmanian Devil, Gossamer, Professor Rat!
An annoyed rat like villain snarls furiously.
Ratigan: Ratigan! I am not a sewer rat!
Drakken: (to himself) I hate to get this guy in a room with the Mouse King.
Chairman: Some lunkhead named Gaston...
Gaston: No one fights like Gaston!
Chairman: There is one more but she's busy at the moment. No worries, she will join us when she can.
Katz and Mirage: Maleficent?!
Chairman: (puzzled) How did you know?
Katz: (to herself) So, the witch is busy with the Roger Rabbit incident. Of course, how could I not know this?
Phage: Well, now that you're here, time to begin...
Meanwhile, the group arrive in the basement where a worried Strong Sad is at.
Strong Sad: You're finally here! Help me shore up our defenses in case he comes back!
Red Bros.: Who's he???
Strong Bad: Hey, what happened to Trogdor? I expected to see him pummeling and/or burninating you by now.
Digit: Zoinks! That is mean!
Strong Sad: I told him my plant Charlemagne was a defenseless peasant baby and threw it out the window! When he went after it, I locked the door behind him! That thing is out of control! You've got to get a new logic board and stop him!
Strong Bad: Stop him? No, no...it's pronounced "cheer - him - on"! {does curved hand gestures on his last line}
Rika: (annoyed) Is there a point to that?
Strong Bad: (ignoring Rika) Did you see where Trogdor went?
Strong Sad: He's still outside, just waiting for us to let our guard down!
Strong Bad: So you finally found a way to put that dead plant out of my misery, huh?
Argit: Yeah! Good riddance, I'll say!
Strong Sad: {subdued} Charlemagne went out a true hero, defending our house with his final act. He would've wanted it that way.
Strong Bad: {surprised} Charlemagne was a he?
Green Bros.: (sing-songy) Awkward!
Strong Bad: What's this "logic board" you're babbling about?
Strong Sad: When you broke the machine-
Strong Bad: {interrupts} We never established who broke what!
Rika: Though I agree with him, you broke it.
Strong Bad: (glares) Don't you start, Mrs. Mama's Boy!
Rika: (anger mark) 'Mrs. Mama's Boy'?!
Strong Sad: -you must've damaged the 8-Bit Containment field! You'll have to call Videlectrix for a replacement. It's the only way for Trogdor to get safely back into the game!
Mr. Messy: Alright, something messy!
Strong Bad: Why would I want to get him BACK in the game? Do you have any idea how long I've wanted to have my own dragon?
Strong Sad: If Trogdor gets free, the videogame world and the real world will merge! Imagine hearing the repetitive, monophonic music of 8-bit games wherever you are, every second, for the rest of your life!
Red Bros: Oh. It's not that bad! Some of the great games started that way!
Strong Bad: Yeah, I know! That sounds awesome!
Strong Sad then imitates 8-bit videogame music himself, finally annoying Strong Bad on its fourth repetition.
Strong Bad: {bitterly} All right, I'll fix the machine.
Rika: We're going with you to make sure it's fix.
Meanwhile, we see Delete at Ah-Mah's house, going through some scrapbooks.
Delete: Ah, little June looks cute as a baby. Nice.
Delete however notices a certain picture though it's kinda fuzzy to us for the moment.
Delete: Huh? That boy looks familiar...I wonder where I seen him before.
June: (coming) Dee Dee!
Delete: (looks up) Huh?
June: Come on, we got to get the HQ.
Delete nods as he got up to follow the Asian girl.
Delete: (to himself) Someday I will find out the mystery....
Back with the Homestar Runner's group...
Strong Bad: Wait here, Junior. I've got a reanimated arcade machine to take care of.
Strong Sad: Just you? You'd have to be some type of idiot to take on Trogdor alone!
Strong Bad BAD: What? You said all I have to do is replace some kind of logic board and everything'd be fine. I just need to remember where I put the key to open the Trogdor machine, then grab a logic board somewhere and pop it in! How hard can that be?
Puppetmon: Oh yeah, he's an idiot all right.
Strong Sad: Plenty! But since you never listen to me and you're probably going to do it anyway, take this case key. {reveals the key} It's the only way to open the cabinet.
Strong Bad: {pinches the key} Wait, you've had MY key that opens the Trogdor cabinet this whole time?!
Digit: Geez! Now you tell us!
Strong Sad: Well, yes, but I was only holding onto it for you so that you wouldn't lose it like you did with your baby blankey and...
Argit: (laughs) You got a blankey!? HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Strong Bad: {interrupts} Shut up. Shut up nine times.
Strong Bad pulls out the cell phone and dials a number. The phone rings.
Strong Bad: Good thing the Videlectrix phone number is the same as the secret code to get a zillion med in Awexome Cross.
Strong Bad picks up the phone as we see him talking to some guy.
Videlectrix Guy: {on phone, while an 8-bit image of them appears off to the side} Videlectrix! We use computers...to make video games.
Strong Bad: Yeah, {speaks quickly} my Trogdor arcade machine just broke all of a sudden for no reason at all after I didn't do anything to it. And now it's runnin' around all over the place beatin' people up and scaring everyone... {normal} which is actually pretty cool, except now I can't play it.
Videlectrix Guy: {on phone} Uh...all our operators are busy, so...you've reached our voice mail. If you want to hear about Videlectrix's amazing catalog of all the best games...uh, say "One". If you want to join the Good Graphickateers Club, say "Two". And what else? For our hint line, say "Three".
Rika in annoyance grabs the phone from Strong Bad.
Rika: (into phone) Now lsiten here, either you get us some help or Renamon and I will come down there and rip all your testicales out as a Mega Digimon! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?!
After a while, the logic board arrives near Bubs' Concession Stand.
Strong Bad: The Videlectrix guys are probably busy making the coolest new games. I better not bother them.
Miss Daredevil: Those guys are lazy!
Strong Bad: Four!
Videlectrix Guy: {on phone} You chose option four. That's...er, {softly} which one was option four?
Second Videlectrix Guy: {on phone} You know, I...I didn't think we've had an "option four".
Videlectrix Guy: {on phone; yelling} YOU'RE NOT PAID TO THINK! HOW'M I SUPPOSED TO RUN A FAKE VOICE MAIL AND PUT UP WITH YOUR LIP AT THE SAME TIME?!?
Rika: (frowns) I knew it.
Strong Bad: Four! Two plus two! Quatro! Double double deuce!
Videlectrix Guy: {on phone} All right, all right, you got me. You say you got a problem with your Trogdor cabinet? You're gonna need to put in a new logic board. That'll fix it right up. We'll drop one off next to the concession stand nearest you.
Strong Bad: Finally!
Green Bros: I thought we have to deal with this idiot forever!
Videlectrix Guy: {on phone} That'll be $149.95. How you wanna pay for that?
Strong Bad: Uh, the number you have reached is not in service. Please hang up and try again.
Videlectrix Guy: {on phone} Oh, sorry about that. I'll just—
Puppetmon: Hang up and never call us again, crank yankers!
Strong Bad turns the phone off and the image of the Videlectrix guys disappears. A box with the V in "Videlectrix" labeled on it falls out of the sky and lands next to Bubs' Concession Stand. Meanwhile, we see Tron working with some of the scientists.
Tron: I wonder what some of our enemies doing.
Geek: I almost met a few of them so I know they're up to no good.
Mrs. Nora Wakeman: I am helping Professor Farnsworth with some new device. He said it's suppose to look into other worlds.
Tron: That would be fun to do.
Anyway, back to side B as Strong Bad lifts up the box and grabs the contents therein.
Strong Bad: It's my new logic board from Videlectrix! Now I just need to install this baby in the Trogdor machine, and we can end this episode early!
Puppetmon: Episode, yes. Arc, no.
First time only. Strong Bad advances on the Trogdor arcade machine, but the beefy arm sticking out of him socks him in the face.
Strong Bad: Oof!
Strong Bad falls on the ground, then gets back up
Strong Bad: Can't get anywhere near that thing. Maybe Dumplo was right for once.
Cut to a closeup of Strong Bad's face. An image of Strong Sad appears beside him.
Strong Sad: You'd have to be some type of idiot to take on Trogdor alone.
Strong Sad disappears as he says, "Some type of idiot" repeatedly. Meanwhile, Homestar walks into Strong Badia, behind Strong Bad.
Homestar: Hey, Strong Bad, guys! Whatcha doin'?
Digit: Trying to fix this darn thing and so much. So far, no good.
Homestar: Uh-oh! Don't look now, but look at that thing over there!
Strong Bad: Calm down, Homestar; it's just a rampaging Trogdor arcade machine.
Homestar: Never mind that; I'm talkin' 'bout that walk-'em-up videro game over there! Ooh, I wanna play it so bad!
Strong Bad: So...why don't you go over and play it?
Renamon: (worried) I don't think...
Homestar: {sadly} Because I lost my lucky video game quarter.
Strong Bad: Today's your lucky day, Homestar! You get to help me fix the Trogdor machine!
Rika: (frowns) That idea is even worst!
Homestar: {excited} I DO?!? What do I do? What do I do?
Strong Bad: Just stand in front and try to play it while I open up the back.
Homestar: Oh, I'm all over it! I'm great at standing in front of things!
Miss Daredevil: So do I, challenging and powerful!
Strong Bad: Yep, you're a regular standing Stan! Now let's go!
Homestar: Can't, man. I gotta stay here in case my lucky quarter comes back! What if he shows up and I'm gone? {worried} He'll be so scared and lonely. He'll just be standing there holding his sno-cone and crying... {becomes deeply anguished} ...while everybody looks at him. {sniffs}
Strong Bad: What was all that yibber-yabber about a lucky quarter?
Homestar: Lucky George has gotten me through a lot of tough jams: Street Masher, Street Masher 2, Street Masher 2: Slightly Different Costumes Edition...That quarter and I are arcade legends in five countries!
Strong Bad: Yeah, yeah, you're a pinball wizard. But why are you trespassing in Strong Badia?
Argit: (confused) Strong Badia? This is our HQ, you idiot!
Homestar: Because it's here! I can't find heads or tails of it, but something deep down in my gut tells me Lucky George is close by!
The Metal Detector is responding as if it's almost found something metal.
Homestar: {excited} Whoa! Did you find my quarter? Lucky George, here boy! Ooh, it's so close I can TASTE it! I'll just step over here so you can get to digging it up!
Homestar steps away, but the detector's reactions slows down as he did so.
Strong Bad: Hey!
Rika: Get back over here!
Homestar walks back to his original position. The detector's reactions speed up.
Homestar: There it is again! It must be on the move!
Strong Bad: {points the detector towards Homestar's torso; the "metal found" riff is heard} Uh, Homestar... {points the detector back to the floor} ...did you swallow your lucky quarter?
Koopa Bros: Eeeew!
Homestar: Of course not! And it certainly didn't taste anything like butterscotch!
Strong Bad points the detector back towards Homestar's torso. A radiant glow then shines around him, revealing that the quarter is inside his stomach.
Homestar: You must be using it wrong. Let me try. {takes the detector} Sounds like Lucky George is on the move! I'll find him! {walks off and stops near the Trogdor machine} Whoa! Did you hear that? {bends down to his left, dodging another punch} It MUST be around here! {bends down to his right, dodging yet another punch, before standing up and throwing the detector on the ground} Your so-called "metal detector" must be broken, I don't see it anywh-
Puppetmon: (sweatdrop) Time for a butt whooping.
Trogdor FINALLY lands a punch to the back of Homestar's head.
Homestar: OOOOF!
Puppetmon: Told ya!
The coin flies out of Homestar's mouth, hits Strong Bad's head and lands on the ground. He picks it up while Homestar walks back to Strong Badia.
Strong Bad: Yo, mushbrain. {pulls out the quarter} Check out what your slimy innards horked up!
Homestar: {receives the quarter} Lucky George! All right SB, lemme at that Trogga machine!
Renamon: I still say...
Strong Bad: Zip it, foxxy mama! Let's the bad boys play!
Renamon: (annoyed) Foxxy mama???
Homestar walks towards the machine, places the quarter inside and starts playing it. He doesn't flinch at all when getting punched by Trogdor's beefy arm.
Strong Bad: Ouch. It's a good thing Homestar's head is so soft, spongy, and...y'know...empty.
Homestar: {continues to take a beating} Ow. Cut it out. Hey, good shot! Ow. Ow.
Strong Bad: {starts inserting the logic board} Man, smells like burning wet The Cheat all down in here.
Mr. Messy: Hey, how long are you going to make him do that?
Strong Bad: Until something crappy happens.
The cell phone rings.
Strong Bad: Speaking of crappy...
Homestar: {answering machine message} You've reached out and touched Homestar Runner. Please leave a massage.
Strong Bad places the cell phone on the ground.
Videlectrix Guy: {on phone} Hey, Videlectrix here. Our legal department wanted to remind you not to install that logic board around anything that's been exposed to radiation... {Homestar starts glowing again.} ...as it could potentially cause the end of existence as we know it. Okay, thanks! {hangs up}
Rika: (shocked) What?!
Non-Homestar Runner characters: Now they tell us!
Homestar: {dizzily} Hey Strong Bad, could you finish my game for me? I'm feeling a little woozy.
Strong Bad: {continues to put the logic board into the machine} Almost...got it...
Argit: Gah! Strong Bad, you idiot! Didn't you hear what the Videlectrix Guy just said?!
Cut to a view of the Earth from space. A series of white ripples is seen from where Free Country, USA is located. Cut to various shots of the cast in silhouette being blinded by the white light.
Strong Bad: (stands up) Well, that was easy and extremely painful. I better go trick somebody into carrying this machine back into the HQ for me.
Digit: Don't look at me.
Then, a roar was heard from nearby.
Strong Bad: {turns towards the sound, panicked} That sounded like it was coming from Strong Badia!
Argit: (pointing) That's Strong Badia?
The heroes arrived to Strong Badia, and to Strong Bad's horror, everything was on fire as a familiar dragon stood by.
Strong Bad: (in disbelief) Trogdor? NOOOOO!! Bad Trogdor! Heel!
Trogdor breathes fire towards Strong Bad, missing, and runs off. Just then, a familiar eagle came out from what's left of the fence, along with a familiar ninja.
Vlad: Man, I almost got roasted by that dragon!
Naruto: That is one dangerous beast!
June: Naruto! Vlad!
Strong Bad: (anguished) My poor kingdom!! You were never supposed to burninate MY countryside! I thought we were BFF's! (turns towards the camera, gesturing with his hands) That's Burninating Friends Foreva!
Jack: Oh man, and Rika and Renamon are missing? Where the heck are they?
Just then, three pop-up windows appeared. One with Rika, the second with Renamon, and the third with Homestar.
Homestar: (suddenly appears in a pop-up window near Strong Bad) Uh... hey, Strong Bad. Is this a bad time?
Strong Bad: I wasn't crying! Wait... Homestar? Where are you?
Puppetmon: Huh? And where did you and Rika come from, Renamon?
Jack: What's going on?
Homestar: We're in your interfaces. Pretty cool, huh?
Strong Bad: (annoyed) Well, get out! I've got enough to worry about without you gettin' all up in my HUD (pronounced "hood") like some kinda pop-up spam!
Homestar: Yeah, that's a problem. I think the three of us are stuck in this videogame unless you can find a way to get me out. (shifts closer to Strong Bad) By the way, did you know that Total Load can enlarge your vectroid region by 27 percent? (his window increases in size) Click here to find out how! (vanishes)
Rika: Jack, you have to hurry. Get us out of here quickly!
Renamon: And hurry up!
With that, the two windows were also gone.
Strong Bad: (heavily agitated) ARRRGH!! First, the burnination of Strong Badia... now I've got HomeSpam! (standing in determination) Trogdor, you messed with the wrong player character this time! I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I have no other choice... I must... KILL... TROGDOR!!! (pauses, before turning to the camera) Uh, anybody know how to kill a dragon?
Just then, the Digivice beeped before Jack yelped, looking at Naruto.
Jack: Hide!
Naruto yelped, being tossed through the fence, landing on Sasuke, Sakura, and Hinata.
Four: Ow!
Jack turned it on as Jack noticed the hologram.
Phage: What in Hell's Bells is going on here?!
The four behind the fence listened.
Vlad: You're Phage guy? I expected you to be bigger.
Strong Bad: Uh, don't mind the newbie.
Vlad: (annoyed) Newbie?
Phage: I was in the middle of a meeting and I saw a flash of white.
Argit: (annoyed) Blame Strong Bad.
Strong Bad: Hey, this is no time for pointing fingers!
Phage: I've noticed what was happening...places that shouldn't be in Tokyo are popping up, money becoming video game amounts of items, parts of the Toon World are also colliding.
Miss Daredevil: Hey, it wasn't our fault Strong Bad did something stupid.
Digit: Again.
Phage: This is troubling...however, it could prove interesting...get whatever you need to defeat that dragon. My new recruits and I have a little business with the Sailors in their HQ. After all, an old "friend" of theirs has arrived to visit, shall we say.
With that, the hologram was gone.
Mr. Messy: Now what?
That was when the four came out of the fence.
Naruto: You guys are actually buddies with Team Spicer?!
Sasuke: (annoyed) Why would you team up with the enemies?
Jack: Listen, Rika is in danger and we have to get her out.
Sakura: Where is she?
Puppetmon: Stuck in a game, where else?
Hinata: Um, what about our friends at-
Strong Bad: Hey, no one needs to know, okay? Let's just stick it to 'em!
Digit: (to the camera) I got a feeling this is one of those arcs!
Back in the HQ of the heroes, the remaining ones looked concerned.
Ami: Wai, it looks so cool.
Farnsworth: Yes, and evidently, we can see if we can go through which areas. However, the only thing it needs is the Digivices from each member.
Serena: There's a problem...Major Dr. Ghastly and the others only created enough for when we didn't have so many.
Chuckie: Oh dear!
Dora: Si, and besides, the new ones here don't have any.
Horton: Well, you're right about...
However, to their shock, some Digivices with white interiors appeared to the Cat, Horton, Morton, the Elric Brothers, Mustang, Nina, and those that didn't receive digivices from the Chrono Arc (minus the Digimon themselves).
Horton: Huh? How did this get here?
Miss Sunshine: My goodness, digivices that instantly appear.
Tron: This is strange. (notices) Hey, our Digivices are gone.
Amy: No, look.
Then, she opened her hand as her Digivice appeared.
Amy: It's strange...it's like we're part of a video game.
Guilmon: Wow, neat!
Nora Wakeman: Anyway, are we all set to go in our journey?
However, before they could, Raye sensed something, looking seriously to them.
Raye: Hold it, everyone!
They fell to the ground, looking concerned.
Danny: Oh great.
June: What now?
She then pointed outside. To everyone's shock, they saw different areas of what seem to be familiar places.
Fry: Gosh! Look at that! Parts of Videoland and the Toon World are here!
Inez: My gosh.
Morton the Elephant Bird: That's a good thing, right?
Farnsworth: Unfortunately, this type of merging is wrong. Whoever and whatever caused this, plans to have the planet destroyed.
They looked horrified.
Roll: Oh no!
Gutsman: (frowns) Not cool.
Lita: We'll have to wait for the trip until we can fix this mess.
Mina: And fast.
Mr. Stubborn: This world is not merging. It's just gotten an upgrade.
Mr. Rude: (annoyed) And you wonder why no one likes to hang with him too much.
Back at the meeting room, the Phage looked seriously to the foes as he sighed.
Phage: I don't know what to do with that idiot.
Chairman: If you allow me, this could be a good chance to gather recruits.
Katz: (grins) Excellent idea. (notices) Where are those mice anyway? They along with Miss Harrington, Whiskers, and the royalties of Nottingham are missing this.
Then, the door opened as the mentioned group came in.
Sir Hiss: Sorry it took so long, but you know, they wanted snacks and-
Then, as Sir Hiss noticed both Doom and Ratigan, he screamed in fear.
Sir Hiss: AHHHHH!!
Prince John: Oh, Hiss, what are you-
He then screamed in fear as he saw Doom.
Prince John: AHHH! What is that murderer doing here!? Hasn't he caused enough misery to me as it is?
Yami Doom: (smirks) Simple, I was reborn and invited here.
Sheriff: Uh, sire?
Mr. Whiskers: Mind if we take him down a notch?
However, Coco LaBouche stopped them.
Coco LaBouche: No, they were invited on their own free will.
Hiram: (annoyed) This guy? Professor Ratigan!? What the hell were you people thinking!?
Ratigan: (chuckles) I can see that not everyone is willingly accepting my appearance.
Prince John: (worried) Oh dear, the great criminal mind...as if Doom was bad enough.
Mirage: You actually know him?
Prince John: I visited London one day. Unfortunate mistake that day as stole the valuables I was going to display on London. However, unlike Robin Hood, who idiotically gives the valuables to the poor, he keeps it to himself. That is worse in my book.
Yosamite Sam: Consarn it? You afraid of this varmint?
The snake looked concerned toward Taz for the moment.
Sir Hiss: Uh, by the way, Taz. Does your family know what you are doing?
Taz: Huh?
Sir Hiss: (sweatdrops) Well, that answers my question.
Chairman: Come on, Your Majesty, at least give him a chance.
The fat brown mouse glanced toward the gleaming eyes of the Chairman before looking distrustfully toward Ratigan.
Hiram: Fine...we work together, for now.
Drakken: (chuckles) Oh, this is just perfect! A rat king working with a criminal rat!
The mouse and rat themselves glared angrily before kicking Drakken at his knees.
Drakken: AHHHH! MY SHINS!
Shego: (to herself) This is gonna be a looong arc.
(ED: Ashita ha Atashi no Kaze ga Fuku by Ai Maeda)
Kouja no Senshi
Chapter 8: Toons & Games Arc
Act 18: The Gatherings & Rivalries
(OP: Go by Flow)
Narrator: Previously on Kouja no Senshi...
Chase Young: Ah, so you're the Chairman of the ACME Corporation, right?
Chairman: Hey, you met the right guy!
Mirage: (to himself) So ACME got themselves a new boss since the time of Marvin Acme
Chairman: If you don't, I wish to introduce my associates. These are Yosemite Sam, Nasty Canasta, Cottontail Smith, Wile E. Coyote...
Coyote: (holding up signs) Do I know some of you?
Katz: Errr, no.
Chairman: Marvin the Martian, Elmer Fudd...
Drakken: Ha! That bald headed imbecile? He did a lot of pictures with the rabbit!
Elmer Fudd: Well, tuwns out that I'm sewetly evil! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Shego: (shrugs) Well, that's showbiz for ya.
Chairman:...Beaky Buzzard, the Peter Lorre scientist, the Tasmanian Devil, Gossamer, Professor Rat!
An annoyed rat like villain snarls furiously.
Ratigan: Ratigan! I am not a sewer rat!
Drakken: (to himself) I hate to get this guy in a room with the Mouse King.
Chairman: Some lunkhead named Gaston...
Gaston: No one fights like Gaston!
Chairman: There is one more but she's busy at the moment. No worries, she will join us when she can.
Katz and Mirage: Maleficent?!
Chairman: (puzzled) How did you know?
Katz: (to herself) So, the witch is busy with the Roger Rabbit incident. Of course, how could I not know this?
Phage: Well, now that you're here, time to begin...
Tron: I wonder what some of our enemies doing.
Geek: I almost met a few of them so I know they're up to no good.
Mrs. Nora Wakeman: I am helping Professor Farnsworth with some new device. He said it's suppose to look into other worlds.
Tron: That would be fun to do.
Strong Bad: {points the detector towards Homestar's torso; the "metal found" riff is heard} Uh, Homestar... {points the detector back to the floor} ...did you swallow your lucky quarter?
Koopa Bros: Eeeew!
Homestar: Of course not! And it certainly didn't taste anything like butterscotch!
Strong Bad points the detector back towards Homestar's torso. A radiant glow then shines around him, revealing that the quarter is inside his stomach.
Homestar: You must be using it wrong. Let me try. {takes the detector} Sounds like Lucky George is on the move! I'll find him! {walks off and stops near the Trogdor machine} Whoa! Did you hear that? {bends down to his left, dodging another punch} It MUST be around here! {bends down to his right, dodging yet another punch, before standing up and throwing the detector on the ground} Your so-called "metal detector" must be broken, I don't see it anywh-
Puppetmon: (sweatdrop) Time for a butt whooping.
Trogdor FINALLY lands a punch to the back of Homestar's head.
Homestar: OOOOF!
Puppetmon: Told ya!
The coin flies out of Homestar's mouth, hits Strong Bad's head and lands on the ground. He picks it up while Homestar walks back to Strong Badia.
Strong Bad: Yo, mushbrain. {pulls out the quarter} Check out what your slimy innards horked up!
Homestar: {receives the quarter} Lucky George! All right SB, lemme at that Trogga machine!
Videlectrix Guy: {on phone} Hey, Videlectrix here. Our legal department wanted to remind you not to install that logic board around anything that's been exposed to radiation... {Homestar starts glowing again.} ...as it could potentially cause the end of existence as we know it. Okay, thanks! {hangs up}
Rika: (shocked) What?!
Non-Homestar Runner characters: Now they tell us!
Homestar: {dizzily} Hey Strong Bad, could you finish my game for me? I'm feeling a little woozy.
Strong Bad: {continues to put the logic board into the machine} Almost...got it...
Argit: Gah! Strong Bad, you idiot! Didn't you hear what the Videlectrix Guy just said?!
Cut to a view of the Earth from space. A series of white ripples is seen from where Free Country, USA is located. Cut to various shots of the cast in silhouette being blinded by the white light.
Strong Bad: (anguished) My poor kingdom!! You were never supposed to burninate MY countryside! I thought we were BFF's! (turns towards the camera, gesturing with his hands) That's Burninating Friends Foreva!
Jack: Oh man, and Rika and Renamon are missing? Where the heck are they?
Just then, three pop-up windows appeared. One with Rika, the second with Renamon, and the third with Homestar.
Homestar: (suddenly appears in a pop-up window near Strong Bad) Uh... hey, Strong Bad. Is this a bad time?
Strong Bad: I wasn't crying! Wait... Homestar? Where are you?
Puppetmon: Huh? And where did you and Rika come from, Renamon?
Jack: What's going on?
Homestar: We're in your interfaces. Pretty cool, huh?
Strong Bad: (annoyed) Well, get out! I've got enough to worry about without you gettin' all up in my HUD (pronounced "hood") like some kinda pop-up spam!
Homestar: Yeah, that's a problem. I think the three of us are stuck in this videogame unless you can find a way to get me out. (shifts closer to Strong Bad) By the way, did you know that Total Load can enlarge your vectroid region by 27 percent? (his window increases in size) Click here to find out how! (vanishes)
Rika: Jack, you have to hurry. Get us out of here quickly!
Renamon: And hurry up!
With that, the two windows were also gone.
Strong Bad: (heavily agitated) ARRRGH!! First, the burnination of Strong Badia... now I've got HomeSpam! (standing in determination) Trogdor, you messed with the wrong player character this time! I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I have no other choice... I must... KILL... TROGDOR!!! (pauses, before turning to the camera) Uh, anybody know how to kill a dragon?
Serena: There's a problem...Major Dr. Ghastly and the others only created enough for when we didn't have so many.
Chuckie: Oh dear!
Dora: Si, and besides, the new ones here don't have any.
Horton: Well, you're right about...
However, to their shock, some Digivices with white interiors appeared to the Cat, Horton, Morton, the Elric Brothers, Mustang, Nina, and those that didn't receive digivices from the Chrono Arc (minus the Digimon themselves).
Horton: Huh? How did this get here?
Miss Sunshine: My goodness, digivices that instantly appear.
Tron: This is strange. (notices) Hey, our Digivices are gone.
Amy: No, look.
Then, she opened her hand as her Digivice appeared.
Amy: It's strange...it's like we're part of a video game.
Guilmon: Wow, neat!
Nora Wakeman: Anyway, are we all set to go in our journey?
However, before they could, Raye sensed something, looking seriously to them.
Raye: Hold it, everyone!
They fell to the ground, looking concerned.
Danny: Oh great.
June: What now?
She then pointed outside. To everyone's shock, they saw different areas of what seem to be familiar places.
Fry: Gosh! Look at that! Parts of Videoland and the Toon World are here!
Inez: My gosh.
Morton the Elephant Bird: That's a good thing, right?
Farnsworth: Unfortunately, this type of merging is wrong. Whoever and whatever caused this, plans to have the planet destroyed.
They looked horrified.
Roll: Oh no!
Gutsman: (frowns) Not cool.
Prince John: AHHH! What is that murderer doing here!? Hasn't he caused enough misery to me as it is?
Yami Doom: (smirks) Simple, I was reborn and invited here.
Sheriff: Uh, sire?
Mr. Whiskers: Mind if we take him down a notch?
However, Coco LaBouche stopped them.
Coco LaBouche: No, they were invited on their own free will.
Hiram: (annoyed) This guy? Professor Ratigan!? What the hell were you people thinking!?
Ratigan: (chuckles) I can see that not everyone is willingly accepting my appearance.
Prince John: (worried) Oh dear, the great criminal mind...as if Doom was bad enough.
Mirage: You actually know him?
Prince John: I visited London one day. Unfortunate mistake that day as stole the valuables I was going to display on London. However, unlike Robin Hood, who idiotically gives the valuables to the poor, he keeps it to himself. That is worse in my book.
Yosamite Sam: Consarn it? You afraid of this varmint?
The snake looked concerned toward Taz for the moment.
Sir Hiss: Uh, by the way, Taz. Does your family know what you are doing?
Taz: Huh?
Sir Hiss: (sweatdrops) Well, that answers my question.
Chairman: Come on, Your Majesty, at least give him a chance.
The fat brown mouse glanced toward the gleaming eyes of the Chairman before looking distrustfully toward Ratigan.
At a part of town, a giant vehicle arrived as three cats looked at the place.
Black Cat: Waffle, Gordon, are you sure this is Tokyo?
Gordon: Aye, at least I think so, Mr. Blik.
Waffle: Whoo, it changed somehow, not like what it looks like in the brochures at all.
Blik then turned to a familiar looking blue hair woman, namely a reincarnated Bulma.
Blik: Hey, lady, is this Tokyo?
Bulma: Of course it is, but someone must've done something stupid here. I see parts of Videoland and some Toon buildings here.
Waffle: Okay, we're lost then. Maybe we can ask that monkey dressed in scout clothing's for directions.
They looked at the two monkeys as the two noticed the giant monster truck.
Monkey 1: Hey, that's a neat car.
Monkey 2: What the heck are you suppose to be?
Waffle: Um, we're kinda lost and we don't know our way.
Monkey 1: What a coincidence, we lost our friends, too.
Monkey 2: By the way, that's Lazlo and I'm Jake Spidermonkey.
Blik: (annoyed) Oh great.
Bulma: It's strange...why has different worlds started colliding with ours?
Gordon: Who knows. We need directions.
As they passed a familiar group, Jack's group was trying to look at the cabinet.
Jack: (kicks it) Well...(hears nothing) It's official: The worlds are merging.
Vlad: Yipes!
Sasuke: (frowns) You know it's your own fault.
Digit: Yeesh, Sasuke, you act like you have a hatred for everything ranging from alternates, clones, and robots or something like that. What? You gotta do something to destroy your bro or something?
Sasuke: Maybe in another lifetime. I'm only concerned and angered at what just happened. And besides, I'm an only child, bird brain.
Hinata: Um...(pointing) Should we ask Professor Ratigan with your comrades over there?
Team Spicer yelped, quickly pushing the four into the bush as they noticed a familiar group about to arrive.
Red Bros: Hide!
Green Bros: If they see you, we're dead! And try to keep your minds blank! The Phage can read minds!
Vlad: (confused) What going on here?
Strong Bad: Uh, for the record, Vlad, not everyone in the Kouja no Senshi knows of our comradeship.
Vlad: Ah, that explains it.
The Phage arrived as he frowned.
Phage: What's the situation?
Argit: Apparently, it's getting difficult to find a way to stop Trogdor.
Strong Bad: You can't kill Trogdor! He's unkillable!
Bowser: (annoyed) Hey, no one is not unkillable! You have to remember that.
Black Bros: Dang, Trogdor's out? When did that happened?
Green Bros: (frowns) This morning after the Dangeresque 3 movie we watched.
Miss Daredevil: (surprised) Whoa, you got new recruits? And they're one of the best Looney Tunes there are! Awesome!
She then shook Wile E.'s hand.
Miss Daredevil: Hey, Wile E., nice to meet you again.
Wile E.: (confused/holds a sign) "Again?"
Mr. Messy: You bet! We were in the past before the whole Heartless thing came to order and we disappeared for who knows how long.
Wile E.: "That explains it."
Argit: Oh great, and you got Ratigan as well. Someone stop this planet, I want to get off!
Hiram: (smirks) See? Not everyone has a high opinion of you.
Ratigan: (glares) Shut up, will you?
Jessie: Let me guess: Strong Bad's destroying the world...again.
James: AHHH! (notices) Trogdor is gonna burninate us! I don't wanna be burninated!
Skarr: Calm down, will you? We just need to think how to get through this.
Wuya: Don't irritate them too much, Skarr.
Jack: Phhhppttt.
Skarr: (anger mark) That gag is getting old, Jack! What's it gonna take to stop doing that?
Jack: An apology would be in order.
Hector: He has a point.
Skarr: (frowns) Me? Apologize? Forget it!
Yosamite Sam: Hey, what's that under them bushes?
However, before they could look, a familiar voice shouted.
Voice: SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!
Then, in an instant, many Naruto clones appeared, landing on the ground, glancing at Team Spicer.
Naruto Clone 1: You people know better than to mess with reality!
Naruto Clone 2: Yeah, you make people sick doing that!
Naruto Clone 3: Time to take you down!
Phage: It's that blasted boy! He's spying! Kill him!
Quickly, most of the foes attacked, though Hiram screamed when his tail was stepped on.
Hiram: AHHHH!
He yanked his tail from Ratigan's foot, glaring.
Hiram: Do that again and I will make sure your rat face goes to the sewers in pieces!
Ratigan: (angrily) What was that!?
Hiram: You heard me, Rat Man!
Ratigan: I AM NOT A RAT!
He turned away from the brown mouse.
Ratigan: Besides, the only rat I see is you.
Hiram: (anger mark) WHAT!?
Both of them glared angrily before Bowser and Team Rocket, noticing, quickly pushed them away.
Meowth: This is a fight against heroes, not to your rat faces!
Both: DON'T CALL ME A RAT!
The cat was hit by the two.
Bowser: That's it! I'm separating you two!
He yanked them apart from the furious two.
James: That's why I never try to insult anyone. It's painful.
Jessie: (annoyed) Shut up, James.
The six then noticed the real Naruto and his friends arriving to Strong Bad's group.
Naruto: Okay, now's our chance.
Sasuke: Let's go get our friends while they're distracted.
Homestar: {re-appears} Hey! Listen! Those guys in videogames are always killing dragons! Have you tried getting into the videogame and asking one o' them?
Strong Bad: How am I supposed to get in the game?
Homestar: {inspirational speech} You wanna get in the game, you gotta WANT it! {The camera focuses on the open cabinet door on the Trogdor Machine.} Be the ball! Live your dreams! Believe in yourself! You never get a second chance to make a first impression! {The camera focuses itself back to Strong Bad.} Now are you gonna get in there and show that dragon who's end boss?
Strong Bad: {confidently} Yeah!
Homestar: I can't hear you! But I'm gonna assume you said "yeah". The acoustics in this videogame are TERRIBLE. {vanishes}
Strong Bad: Get in the game...all right, let's do this!
Naruto: Get the Digivices.
Quickly, they rose their digivices.
Bowser: (glares) Oh no they don't! Kamek! Mouser! Stop them!
Yellow Bros: Why can't you stop them?
Bowser: (annoyed) Hello! Trying to stop knuckleheads from killing one another!
Jessie: We'll do it.
She shoved Argit, making him yelp as she snatched his Digivice.
Jessie: James, Meowth, hang on to me!
They both grabbed her as the wizard, mouse with shades, and two remaining Koopa Bros grabbed the others, being transported in the game.
Bowser: (to the two) As for you two-
Voice: Team Spicer!
They turned, noticing the frowning heroes as the Naruto clones were all gone.
Argit: (annoyed) And things are definitely getting worse.
Strong Bad and his group transforms into the low-res 3D render from SBCG4AP Advertisement, his Atari sprite, and finally his Secret Collect sprite, before going inside the Trogdor machine. The usual Videlectrix start-up sequence can be seen on screen, with Strong Bad and the others replacing the Videlectrix Mascot in doing the routine of falling and looking up at the logo.
Strong Bad: I'm up! Nobody saw that! It's cool!
Naruto: (glares) What are you doing?
Puppetmon: Coming to stop you!
Sakura: (rolls eyes) Please, that never work.
The hub then materializes.
Strong Bad {surprised} Whoa... what IS this place? It's like... every cool videogame ever made, all in one place! Am I... in Heaven?
Homestar: {quickly materializes near Strong Bad} Hey, Strong Bad!
Strong Bad: {faces Homestar} No, clearly NOT Heaven.
Mouser: (yelps) Gah! We're in that other place!
Homestar: Word on the street is you're trying to take down this Trogdor character.
Strong Bad: {irritated} That's right, Homestar. You were there when I said it out loud twice.
Digit: And you there and Toto too!
Homestar: Shhh! Never know who might be listening! I hear there's a regular Trogdor-killing expert inside Peasantry. {shifts near the Peasant's Quest portal} Fella by the name of Rather Dashing. Tell him the H-Star Man sent you. {vanishes}
Strong Bad: {excited} "Peasant's Quest"? You mean I get to go inside the best-selling video computer TV game of all time?
James and Meowth: Sweet!
Jessie: (frowns) Grow up, you two.
Copy Protector Beyond this door, a world of short-panted adventure awaits! Are you ready to experience the realm of Peasantry first hand?
Strong Bad: {still excited} Ready?!? I've only been waiting for this for like my entire life!
Hinata: So do some of us, apparently.
Copy Protection: Then let's do this. But first: thou must answer mine riddle! What is PAUL REVERE's favorite ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Mr. Messy: (confused) Paul Revere got ice cream???
Strong Bad: {annoyed} What?!? What kind of question is that? Who are you, anyway?
Copy Protector: I am the Copy Protector! {An image of a code wheel shows up in place of the Peasant's Quest title screen.} Use the code wheel and InvisiGlasses™ to aid you on your quest. {The wheel materialises underneath Strong Bad's feet.} The answer is on page 38 of your manual.
Strong Bad: Manual? This game is like a billion years old. I don't have the manual!
Copy Protector: Then thou art screwed.
Sasuke: Then how about we burn you and show who is screwed now?!
Copy Protector: Whoa, watch it, ninja boy!
Homestar: {pops up} You don't need a manual, Strong Bad! Isn't that Spirits of 76 game back at your house? All you gots to do is figure out what Paul Revere's ghost looks like. Why don't you just go see him in person? {vanishes}
Strong Bad: What am I supposed to do with that giant wheel thing?
Miss Daredevil: Use it in a racecar!
Copy Protector: Forget it! I ain't being use as someone's spare tire! Anyway, 'tis all very simple. Rotate the wheel to match up the Videlectrix character with the item he holds in the game, like it's shown in page 38 of your manual! Then use the included InvisiGlasses to read the answer to mine riddle.
Strong Bad: How am I supposed to get some InvisiGlasses™? They haven't made those since "Thy Dungeonman 0: No Text Edition".
Copy Protector: Then thou art well and truly doomed. The secret art of looking at things through red translucent cellophane has been lost to the mists of time.
Strong Bad: Space Circus Catastrophe? No way am I going in there. Those evil space clowns are BAD NEWS, man. I love those performing bears though!
Oddly enough, a performing bear jumps out of the portal.
Strong Bad: No! Down boy, down!
Jack: Well, well, someone got himself a new best friend!
The bear vanishes.
ON-SCREEN TEXT: PERFORMING BEAR has joined your party!
Red Bros: (confused) What party???
Yellow Bros: I think it's one of those games that has figures teaming up and being used for no good reason.
Strong Bad: Awww, he's already gotten attached. Now I gotta keep him.
Mouser: Ick.
Back in the battle in reality, our heroes are fighting their enemies trying to hit one another. Le Quack yelps as Bee Dee fires a place nearly hitting the duck. The villain curses angrily at French at him.
Bee Dee: (puzzled) What did he say?
Kermit: (sweatdrop) Uh, I don't think you should know.
Soon some familiar characters appear.
Goku: Whoa, check this out! A fight broke loose!
Vegeta: (smirks) Hell, don't leave me out!
Vegeta flies up and fire a Big Bang Attack nearly destroying the bad guys.
Phage: (to himself) So the reincarnation good guys are here as well. It was a matter of time.
Voice: Hold it, guys!
Psycho yelps as a photo flash came out of nowhere, nearly blinding the weasel. We see a villain holding the camera.
Villain: (smirking) All right, a photo for my scrapbook! Photos of enemies I'm going to kill!
Teen Titans: Freakshow!
Chorus: (singing) The Friend for Life!
Max: (screaming) GAH! NO, NO, NO, NO! Not another stalker with that pointless running gag!
Psycho: Gah! Get away!
Control Freak: Hey, come on! I am your greatest fan, friend for life! That and that bounty hunting weasel!
Psycho yelps as he tosses an anvil at Control Freak, knocking him away. Grievous jumps towards Ratigan in determination.
Grievous: Now it's time to cut this rat down to size!
Ratigan: (anger mark) I am not a rat!!!
Grievous unclips his cape and shook it off seductively, then they heard squealing and awes.
Voices: Oh my god! He didn't do what I think he did! Yeah, take it all off!
Grievous, Zim, Edward and Ratigan: BLOOOOO!!
Bloo: What?! Why is it that people always accuse me of doing that?!
Gir: (waving) Me again!
He pointed to the rabid fangirls squealing and smiling.
Limelover: Yeah, go Grievous!
Mitzi: (holds up a heart sign) We love you, Grievous!
Zim: (frowns) First AniToon Wars original, then Cyber Hearts, now this Gir?! Are you brain dead or something?!
Gir: Uh...I take Ratigan for 3000, Alex!
Grievous: (frowns) Stupid running gag...
Back with Strong Bad and company...
Strong Bad: Stinkoman 20X6. Yes, I believe I AM asking for a challenge...
Miss Daredevil: So do we! Sweeeet!
Strong Bad and Miss Daredevil jumps towards the panel, but they rebound from it. The panel then flashes with the error message "REGION LOCKED".
Strong Bad: {disappointed} Region locked? Awww, man. What kind of crappy alternate reality can't play imported videogames?
Naruto: Probably those who don't want spoilers to good games before coming to America, I guess.
The Trogdor! panel bleeps with the error message "FAIL: CHARACTER NOT FOUND".
Strong Bad: Character not found? I guess the Trogdor! game would be pretty lame without the Trogdor.
Digit: (notices) What's this?
The group saw a portal nearby as Strong Bad reads a sign near it.
Strong Bad: "Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder"? That's the game The Cheat was wanting to play in my bedroom! I wonder if it's any less lame when you see it on the inside.
He does the sprite transformations and goes through the portal. Strong Bad materializes in sprite until he is back to his old self. He notices a bizarre fruit contraption, whose suction gun picks up fruits from boxes labeled "Ammo" and "Fruit Supply", respectively. It is currently over "Ammo".
Strong Bad: Weird. I don't remember the Gel-Arshie game looking like this.
Gel-Arshie: {getting off his board} What're you doing back here?! Nobody's allowed backstage without a chaperone!
Jack: Well, we count as chaperones, right?
Hinata: (frowns) Not likely, Jackie.
Strong Bad: {irritated} Look, having to talk to you is no bowl of cherries for me, either.
Gel-Arshie Cherries?! Where?! I love cherries!
Strong Bad: Anyways, as I was saying, I thought I was jumpin' into the game. How come you're just standing around here, not not loafing?
Gel-Arshie: That's 'cause nobody's playing the game! I'm in attract mode!
Sakura: (frowns) We didn't need to hear that.
Strong Bad: {disgusted} It's made out of...plywood and duct tape. {turns to the camera} I knew this game was cheap, but where's the craftsmanship, people?
Homestar: {pops up} That's why I never go backstage for The Show. It ruins the magic... {amazed} Hey, I can see your house from here!
Green Bros.: (noticed) And I see our HQ from here too! Neat!
Strong Bad: {annoyed} No, Homestar... {faces the screen} ...you're only supposed to say that when you're way high up... {realizes the statement} Oh wait... {Homestar vanishes.} I really can see my house from here! We must be inside my own Fun Machine!
Sasuke: Great, so what are we going to do about it?
Strong Bad: This must be where all the apples, cherries and strawberries in the game come from.
Gel-Arshie: I'm not allowed to go near that bin anymore! Once I start, I just can't...stop...myself...
Strong Bad: So. Freakshow.
Black Bros: Wasn't he an enemy of the ghost boy?
Gel-Arshie: Hey, kids! Come to watch me get radical on the half-pipe?
Others: (horrified) NO!
Strong Bad: No. I'm looking for anybody to help me get farther in a videogame so I can kill a dragon.
Gel-Arshie: Well KEEP LOOKIN'! Around here, I'm in charge. I'M THE GOD! And I ain't leaving until somebody hits the kill...kill...KILL SCREEN!
Strong Bad: Oh, that's when you play a videogame for so long, and get a score so high, and have a life so depressing, that you break the videogame!
Homestar: {enlightened} Oh. {curiously} Hey, Strong Bad, why is the sky blue?
Jack: (annoyed) Because if it's green, we don't know where to cut the grass!
Strong Bad: Go away, Homestar. {Homestar vanishes.} You only get one question per day.
Naruto saw some sort of guy nearby as Strong Bad goes up to him.
Strong Bad: So, Professor Pineapple, got any ideas on how I can take out Trog... {realizes that Professor Pineapple isn't moving} What? {annoyed} Oh, what a rip-off!! He's not even real! He's just a prop!
Yellow Bros: Totally bummer, hey, what's this sldier thing for?
Strong Bad: Difficulty slider? No wonder this game is so boring.
He moves the slider over to the right.
Strong Bad: Now it's set to high!
Gel-Arshie: Hi! I'm Gel-Arshie!
Others: (bored) We don't care.
Gel-Arshie: Sometimes...after the game shuts down...I can hear him talking to me. He tells me to do things.
Strong Bad: {flipping the lever} I have yet to meet a random lever that I could not push for no reason.
Later, out of the main world, Strong Bad's group came out as they saw the battle going on.
Strong Bad: Uh oh, came in at the wrong time.
Jessie: Well, you people know what to do.
Vlad: Huh? What?
Naruto: I think I know what you mean.
Hinata: I get it...it's to make sure they don't know.
Mouser: Exactly. So until we get to Strong Bad's...
The group separated from hero and foe as Sasuke used his jutsu.
Sasuke: Phoenix Style Jutsu!
The flames nearly hit Jack and the foes.
Puppetmon: Oh that's soooo cheap! Puppet Pummel!
The hammer fired toward the good guy members as they dodged.
Bowser: Well, what's going on?
Red Bros: Jack's stupid girlfriend's stuck in a video game based area.
Jack: Hey, Rika's not stupid!
The monkeys with cats and Bulma watched the fight continue.
Bulma: Those people...they seem pretty familiar.
Blik: Well, I find this exciting. I vote on the one against the cyborg!
Gordon: We're not voting.
Lazlo: Maybe they know what's going on.
Then, to the heroes' surprise, a familiar figure nearly slashed them.
All: AHHH! Judge Doom!
Miss Sunshine: How did you get back from the dead?
Yami Doom: Something called Alchemy.
Alphonse: But that technique's forbidden.
Yami Doom: Heh, well, unlike most souls, mines was stuck on the keychain and all those bodies helped successfully bind my soul within this one.
Delete: AHHH! Not good!
Betty: (frowns) That is not a good thing.
Sir Hiss: Tell me about it. (to the others) Can I sit this one out?
Prince John: Stop being such a coward, Hiss.
Sailor Mars: Burning Matelida!
Shirly: (blasting) At this rate, neither side will win.
Courage: I was afraid of that.
Shirly: Let's pray none of our comrades gets any of the Fangirl Syndromes. It's bad enough there are fangirls cheering for the cyborg. Who knows who else would have one of the syndromes.
Just then, Sailor Moon with Miss Chatterbox, Sailor Jupiter, Sailor Solaris, Sailor Star Lover, and Bubbles Z (aka Sailor Tokyo) arrived to the area.
Sailor Tokyo: Sorry we're late. We were just looking at the new clothing and-
Just then, the mentioned girls gasped, noticing a familiar rat dodging Grievous' lightsabers.
Ratigan: You nearly damaged my clothing.
Sailor Moon: (Anime hearts) Oh my gosh!
Miss Chatterbox: (Anime hearts) It's Professor Ratigan!
Tommy Pickles: I think you spoke too soon.
The dog gasped and noticed the hearts in their eyes.
Shirly: Oh no!
Him: (smirks/f.v.) Oh yes. Apparently, most of them have developed the Lovey Dovey Fangirl Syndrome.
Courage: Ooooh, I only hope not one of them has the Lustful one.
Roy Mustang: Tell me about it.
Ratigan only smirked at the situation.
Ratigan: Well, well, it would seem my charms have attracted a few fans.
Grievous: (notices) Ami, get out of that syndrome! The rest of you too!
Phage: Hurry, while this battle is uninterrupted!
Just then, everyone gasped as they felt the ground shaking.
Miss Calamity: AHHH! What's happening?
Sailor Mercury: I think this place is splitting apart!
Mr. Bump: What!?
Just then, the ground broke, splitting everyone as they screamed.
All: AHHHH!!
Mr. Stubborn: This arc is cheap!
In a lair, a green skinned woman laughed cruelly while another green smiling foe with glasses chuckled.
Witch: Very amusing, isn't it, Fawful? Thanks to that idiot, we now had a chance to claim what we can truly accomplish. All it took was to snatch a few while the white flash happened.
Fawful: Ha-ha-ha-ha! I shall doom them of the mustard, my lady! Perhaps we can destroy them little by little, Mistress Cackletta.
Cackletta: (grins) After all, we do have two of the hostages with us.
They smirked, glancing at the unconscious Rika and Renamon.
(ED: Ashita ha Atashi no Kaze ga Fuku by Ai Maeda)
Kouja no Senshi
Chapter 8: Toons & Games Arc
Act 18: Separated Once More
(OP: Go by Flow)
Narrator: Previously on Kouja no Senshi...
Blik: Hey, lady, is this Tokyo?
Bulma: Of course it is, but someone must've done something stupid here. I see parts of Videoland and some Toon buildings here.
Waffle: Okay, we're lost then. Maybe we can ask that monkey dressed in scout clothing's for directions.
They looked at the two monkeys as the two noticed the giant monster truck.
Monkey 1: Hey, that's a neat car.
Monkey 2: What the heck are you suppose to be?
Waffle: Um, we're kinda lost and we don't know our way.
Monkey 1: What a coincidence, we lost our friends, too.
Monkey 2: By the way, that's Lazlo and I'm Jake Spidermonkey.
Blik: (annoyed) Oh great.
Bulma: It's strange...why has different worlds started colliding with ours?
Gordon: Who knows. We need directions.
Phage: What's the situation?
Argit: Apparently, it's getting difficult to find a way to stop Trogdor.
Strong Bad: You can't kill Trogdor! He's unkillable!
Bowser: (annoyed) Hey, no one is not unkillable! You have to remember that.
Black Bros: Dang, Trogdor's out? When did that happened?
Green Bros: (frowns) This morning after the Dangeresque 3 movie we watched.
Miss Daredevil: (surprised) Whoa, you got new recruits? And they're one of the best Looney Tunes there are! Awesome!
She then shook Wile E.'s hand.
Miss Daredevil: Hey, Wile E., nice to meet you again.
Wile E.: (confused/holds a sign) "Again?"
Mr. Messy: You bet! We were in the past before the whole Heartless thing came to order and we disappeared for who knows how long.
Wile E.: "That explains it."
Argit: Oh great, and you got Ratigan as well. Someone stop this planet, I want to get off!
Hiram: (smirks) See? Not everyone has a high opinion of you.
Ratigan: (glares) Shut up, will you?
Jessie: Let me guess: Strong Bad's destroying the world...again.
James: AHHH! (notices) Trogdor is gonna burninate us! I don't wanna be burninated!
Strong Bad: {excited} "Peasant's Quest"? You mean I get to go inside the best-selling video computer TV game of all time?
James and Meowth: Sweet!
Jessie: (frowns) Grow up, you two.
Copy Protector Beyond this door, a world of short-panted adventure awaits! Are you ready to experience the realm of Peasantry first hand?
Strong Bad: {still excited} Ready?!? I've only been waiting for this for like my entire life!
Hinata: So do some of us, apparently.
Copy Protection: Then let's do this. But first: thou must answer mine riddle! What is PAUL REVERE's favorite ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Mr. Messy: (confused) Paul Revere got ice cream???
Strong Bad: {annoyed} What?!? What kind of question is that? Who are you, anyway?
Copy Protector: I am the Copy Protector! {An image of a code wheel shows up in place of the Peasant's Quest title screen.} Use the code wheel and InvisiGlasses™ to aid you on your quest. {The wheel materialises underneath Strong Bad's feet.} The answer is on page 38 of your manual.
Strong Bad: Manual? This game is like a billion years old. I don't have the manual!
Copy Protector: Then thou art screwed.
Goku: Whoa, check this out! A fight broke loose!
Vegeta: (smirks) Hell, don't leave me out!
Vegeta flies up and fire a Big Bang Attack nearly destroying the bad guys.
Phage: (to himself) So the reincarnation good guys are here as well. It was a matter of time.
Voice: Hold it, guys!
Psycho yelps as a photo flash came out of nowhere, nearly blinding the weasel. We see a villain holding the camera.
Villain: (smirking) All right, a photo for my scrapbook! Photos of enemies I'm going to kill!
Teen Titans: Freakshow!
Chorus: (singing) The Friend for Life!
Max: (screaming) GAH! NO, NO, NO, NO! Not another stalker with that pointless running gag!
Psycho: Gah! Get away!
Control Freak: Hey, come on! I am your greatest fan, friend for life! That and that bounty hunting weasel!
Miss Calamity: AHHH! What's happening?
Sailor Mercury: I think this place is splitting apart!
Mr. Bump: What!?
Just then, the ground broke, splitting everyone as they screamed.
All: AHHHH!!
Mr. Stubborn: This arc is cheap!
In a lair, a green skinned woman laughed cruelly while another green smiling foe with glasses chuckled.
Witch: Very amusing, isn't it, Fawful? Thanks to that idiot, we now had a chance to claim what we can truly accomplish. All it took was to snatch a few while the white flash happened.
Fawful: Ha-ha-ha-ha! I shall doom them of the mustard, my lady! Perhaps we can destroy them little by little, Mistress Cackletta.
Cackletta: (grins) After all, we do have two of the hostages with us.
They smirked, glancing at the unconscious Rika and Renamon.
Voice: Cackletta's evil has begun...the ones who fight one another have split up, and are in need of my guidance.
Then, a blond hair woman in a blue dress (looking similar to Peach except with part of her covering half her face) appeared from the light.
Woman: I am Rosalina, guardian of the Lumas and protector of the cosmos of the digital universe. Cyberspace, the Toon World, and the Real World are colliding and if something is not done, everything will be destroyed.
Then, she waved her wand, making Sailor Moon, Prince John, the Phage, Snake, Hiram, Katz, Delete, Strong Bad, Roll, and Jack appear in spirit forms.
Roll: Huh? What's going on?
Strong Bad: Great, we're dead! I knew this was coming! I hate game overs!
Rosalina: (giggles) You're not dead, but you are all unconscious and separated from one another.
Delete: Oh no, that's not good.
Prince John: How is this possible? I mean, sure Strong Bad's stupidity caused the arcade to move and make everything come together, but-
Strong Bad: I thought we told each other not to discuss that!
Snake: (shocked) You did thisss!?
Rosalina: No...this was planned by her. You see, she had foreseen her death as many others who are comrades. She sent Fawful to the real world disguised as a repair man to implant a virus chip within the ram. However, she would have to wait until the time when someone short circuited the machine.
Strong Bad: No wonder it never worked! It's that hag's fault my Trogdor Arcade never worked!
Delete: When did you get an arcade anyway?!
Rosalina: Please, this is important. When you awaken, gather whoever is with you, and find allies within the worlds you may be separated to. And please, rescue those that are dear to you for they are in terrible danger.
Jack: Rika...
Rosalina then waved her wand, showing an image of ten colored stars.
Rosalina: The Balance Stars must be collected when you have defeated that world's foe. Only then will you see the area you are in normal again.
Sailor Moon: Don't worry, we'll make sure we get our friends, get the stars for you, and destroy the foes.
Rosalina: And one more thing...no matter how selfish, how dangerous, or even how dark he or she is, make them listen. For even some foes may turn out to be the greatest ally you may have.
Hiram: (rolls eyes) Oh brother. Some plan, lady.
Then, she waved her wand as everything flashed white.
Rosalina: Now, awaken!
When Sailor Moon opened her eyes, she groaned, noticing the Sailors, Tuxedo Mask, Grim, Billy, Mandy, Hector with Boskov, Ghastly, Skarr, the Underfist crew, the Elric Brothers, Nina, Roy, and the Homonculi along with a familiar rabbit eating his carrot.
Bugs: Eh, what's up, doc?
Sailor Moon: Bugs! You're back!
Bugs: Yeah. After the fiasco back at Toon Town in the past, we had to come back. Everything went dark, and then I ended up only a few hours after I left. That invention must be screwier than I thought.
Tuxedo Mask: But where are we anyway?
Billy: (notices) Why are there mushroom people walking?
To most of them's shock, it was a familiar home.
Sailors: The Mushroom Kingdom!
Sailor Mercury: That's a good thing we landed here. I believe the Marios can help us out on finding a way out of here.
Sailor Moon: All right...but let me explain when we meet with Peach.
With that, they were off. In each different area, each leader began opening his/her eyes as they looked concerned. With Strong Bad, he looked shocked at what had happened.
Strong Bad: Okay, what the crap!
Argit: It looks like both Tokyo and your home fused.
In a few clips, we saw the groups arriving at their destinations while the hostages are being held by villains that are covered in shadows. A familiar voice is heard.
Cackletta's Voice: So, they wish to ruin everything I did, eh? Well, there's more than one way to skin a cat or a rat or whatever. Ha ha ha ha ha!
In a planet, we see Hiram's group arriving though falling onto each other.
Ratigan: Gah! Get off my tail!!!
The group got up while the mouse villain yelps as he saw his tail bent.
Ratigan: GAH! MY TAIL, IT'S BENT, IT'S BENT!
Hiram: (frowns) Now you know how I feel.
Sarah: Where are we?
Max: (reads sign) Planet Mobius, population: few animals, lots and LOTS of robots. Looks like they're into lay offs on this planet.
Taz: Gah! Taz hungry! Taz rip off a few animals and stuff!
Sam: Whoa, calm down there, Taz. Just keep it down a notch.
Meowth: Yeah, we don't need you to go wild like Jack at the last HQ party.
-Cutaway Gag-
We see Jack, drunk like a skunk, running around naked, much to the shock and annoyance of the baddies.
Jack: (drunk) HA HA HA! I'M A MAMA BOY'S AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT! I LIKE TO SCREW!!!
Katz: (frowns) Why is he in our group again?
-End Cutaway Gag-
Mr. Tickle: Wait, I thought they were going to do that stuff in Quahog.
Brandy: The author is probably making a first here, I guess.
Hiram: Come on, let's find us some hostages. Whatever works.
Mouser: (notices) Uh, Mouse King, majesty, uh...
Hiram: Not now! I'm leading!
Mouser: But, sir!
Too late as the group suddenly got captured in a neck.
Hiram: (frowns) Why didn't you tell me, Mouser?!
Mouser: (annoyed) I try to!!
Voice: Hey, Sleet! We got ourselves some loot!
Sleet's Voice: Shut up and help me get whatever we captured to the boss!
Chairman: What's this? I don't know, narf! I think...
Hiram: (confused) Heh?
Chairman: Nothing! Nothing!
Soon a wolf and a creature appears, seeing the group.
Sleet: (frowns) Gah! You ain't that stupid hedgehog or his allies! Who the hell are you?!
Psycho: (anger mark) Gah! No, no, no, no! Not another wolf! He will lust for Sarah just like Chicken McPatty!
Sheriff: (annoyed) Hey!
Creature: Hooo, looks like you got some explaining to do.
Max: Screw off, Ricky!
A later, the group is pushed into a hideout of some sorts.
Jessie: (anger mark) How dare you push a lady!
Creature: Hey, Sleet told me to.
Sleet: Dingo! Don't talk to the prisoners! We got another trouble as it is!
Voice: Sleet, Dingo, what did you bring in?
The group saw a weasel in sunglasses nearby with two violet weasels, one a female, nearby.
Sam: Look, Max! We found Psycho and Sarah's kind!
Sarah: I think these guys aren't from Toon Town.
Sleet: We caught these guys in one of our traps, Don Weazo.
Don Weazo: (glaring) I see, so what are you doing around these parts? This is my territory!
Swiper: Uh, would you believe we came looking for some friends?
Don Weazo: Uh, no!
Violet male weasel: Okay, look, we are willing to overlook this if you tell us why you are here.
Psycho: And maybe get us some corn dogs!
Violet female weasel: Corn dogs? Where did you come from?
Psycho: Ooh, ooh, let me guess!
Psycho, dressed like a nerd, press a button and speak in a boring tone voice, showing many planets colliding.
Psycho: (boring tone) We came from a planet outside of this which is merging with other places as we speak.
Don Weazo, Sleet, Dingo, and the violet female weasels look surprised, though the male one is smirking.
Male violet weasel: I like this one already! He's crazy!
Sleet: (glaring) You should, Nack!
Don Weazo: Okay, okay, we will interrogate more later. Time to check our loot.
Dingo: (smiles) How about we name them? Like Bob or Sonia?
Female violet weasel: (annoyed) Why do you always go for that girl enough to name our loot after her?
Dingo: Well, geez, Nic, I, uh...
Nic: Forget it! I don't wanna know!
James: Uh, what are you going to do to us?
Nack: (frowns) Do yourself a favor and shut up, okay?
James: (sweatdrop) Sorry! I didn't want to embarrass you in front of your girlfriend.
Nack: (Anime freak out) GIRLFRIEND?! Why do people keep presuming that?! God, she's my sister!!!!
Meowth: Yeah, idiot!
Meowth scratches James making him yell in pain.
James: GAAAAHH!
Nack: Because, she's more of Sleet's girl anyway.
Sleet and Nic: (blushing wildly) Nack!
Don Weazo: (frowns) Okay, these group have caught us a bit of trouble. Chain them!
Dingo: Okay! I'll get the goofy guy with the weird hair first!
Dingo however trips and push something on the Chairman by mistake.
Electronic voice: Self destruction of head in 3, 2, 1...
Chairman: (sweatdrop) Oh s...
The head explodes making the group jump back though Sleet feel onto Nic. The two blush though the female weasel push the wolf off.
Nic: EEEEEW! Get off, wolf boy!
Psycho: Looks like Sarah ain't the only one dealing with wolves hounding her.
Nack: Nah, they like each other...they are just too stubborn to admit it.
Psycho: (notices) Hey, Nack, do Chairman has sparks coming out?
Nack: No, why?
Soon the group saw, when the smoke clears, that the Chairman is actually a robot. Where the head uses to be are a bunch of controls that is controlled by two white mice, a smart one and a very stupid one.
Stupid mouse: Ha ha ha ha ha! That's great, Brain! Narf! Let's do it again!
Brain: (frowns) Blast it, Pinky, I told you not to add that self destruct button that cause heads to blow up!
Hiram: (shocked) Pinky, Brain?!
Psycho and Max: (sing songy voices) Awkward!!!
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The fat mouse picked the small two mice from the rubble.
Hiram: What are you two doing here? And why were you in that robotic suit?
Pinky: Oh, hi pop. Hi Ganny.
Ratigan: (annoyed) Ganny?
Brain: Pinky, his name is Ratigan.
Pinky: Well I can't call him the other one, it'll offend him.
Nemesis: Rats. Why did it had to be rats!?
Brain: (annoyed) We are not rats, we're mice.
Maximus: (notices) How come they didn't try to hurt you?
Pinky: Oh, we're more of assertive mice when it comes to the term. Zort.
Meowth: See, Ratar-O, Rattila, and Ratty, I bet, you three could learn something.
However, he was only punched in the eyes by the annoyed three.
Meowth: Ow...
Pinky: Yep, that's the offensive one. Troz.
Sleet: (groans) Let me chain them up.
He then took out a remote, zapping Dingo with it before he transformed into a large set of chains, trapping them.
Psycho: Wow, where did you get that neat transformer remote?
Sleet: None of your business.
Nack: Those are some other new "guests" that are taken care of.
Jessie: Wait, there are others? Who are the others?
The female weasel pointed to a familiar duck and a pig both chained with their mouths gagged.
James: Hey, it's Daffy and Porky. They must've came back earlier than expected.
Sam: Well, at least we don't have to deal with a fanatic. If we want to be tortured, please let us do it in peace.
Max: And how.
Don Weazo: Now that one situation has been taken care of, let's get back to the business at hand, shall we? We'll deal with you in a minute.
The unchained ones sat on the chairs as they looked at the boss.
Don Weazo: A certain witch is creating havoc around where my business associates are taken place. She has disturbed the peace, destroyed a few of my fundings, and has stolen the weaponry. I want that witch gone. Many others have tried and failed, and I doubt she'll stop at nothing.
As he spoke next, Psycho popped out of the chained Dingo as he sat near Nack.
Don Weazo: Do whatever you got, I want her gone. Eggman's bad enough as it is. I don't want another mess to be caused.
Psycho: (salutes) You got it, Donnie.
Nack: (chuckles) Does that guy crack me up or what?
However, the three stopped, looking shocked at Psycho before he quickly went back in the chains between the cats before chuckling nervously.
Sleet: You mean you can get out of that anytime!?
Psycho: Oh not all the time, only when it's funny.
He popped out before Nack laughed.
Nack: I think I'm gonna like this guy.
Sarah: A witch? What's her name?
Nic: I heard of her, and she's that dumb skull in a robotic body with a jar on her head...Gruntilda.
Miss Chatterbox: Oh my gosh! That's really shocking! I mean, I usually seen witches named Elphaba, Hazel, all those names, but not Gruntilda. No sir. Hey, Ratigan, do you have a nail file?
Ratigan: In my vest pocket, why?
Miss Chatterbox quickly took it, trying to file the chains.
Miss Chatterbox: These chains are really getting tight and hurting my lungs, oh by the way, can I have your autograph when this is all over?
Dingo: Ow! Yipe! Sleet!
Sleet only rolled his eyes, quickly transforming Dingo back to normal just as both Daffy and Porky came to them, unchained and ungagged.
Daffy: Nice work, bub.
Nic: Ugh, we try and try again on you two and you both never stop your mystical escape acts.
Sarah: They're Toons, Toons are suppose to make you laugh.
Mr. Grumpy: Don't look at me. They tried that on me just like Mr. Tickle tries tickling me.
Sheriff: 'Dat reminds me...where's ev'ryone else?
Mouser: I think they were separated from us when the worlds clashed.
Don Weazo: Ahem.
They looked at him.
Don Weazo: Am I interrupting something? When you're done with that crap, maybe we could get back to the job at hand? Perhaps we could get you a little job.
Pinky: Zort, we really oughta find our comrades.
Brain: I'm not sure if we should.
Don Weazo: (narrows) I said "We may have a little job for you." Take it or leave it.
Dingo: You really don't want to know what happens on the "leave it" part.
He made a slash symbol on his neck, worrying some of them.
James: AHHH! Not good.
Hiram: (crosses his arms) Fine, we'll take it.
Don Weazo: Good, I'm glad you accepted. Now, let's go to work.
Swiper: If I know my mafia movies, I get the feeling we'll be in debt to the mob after this.
Nack: Nah, those are only mafia movies like the Godfather. Also, you gotta watch out for weird things happening lately.
Porky: W-w-w-what weird things?
Nic: A giant lion creature, a few wizards, some random items appearing out of nowhere, many things called Heartless appearing around-
Most Toons: The Heartless!?
Ratigan: Heart-what?
Brandy: Aren't those the same creatures responsible for destroying Toon Town?
Sheriff: How did 'dey git on ov'r here anyway?
Hiram: (to himself) Those things that appeared...before I stabbed Guardia...
Mr. Grumpy: Not those things again. Wasn't destroying the Toon World bad enough before we got revived?
Nemesis: Don't remind me.
Sarah: I only wish we could find a way to get the others.
As a familiar voice spoke next, the groups of Snake, the Phage, Prince John, Jack, Katz, Delete, and Roll walked in the worlds of Quahog, Termina, Nottingham, Taz-Mania, Mozenrath's city, Cartoonville, and Acme Acres while Hiram's group and Strong Bad's group walked (with Hiram's preparing to leave).
Peach's Voice: Everyone!
They stopped, looking up as they looked concerned.
Roll: Peach? Is that you?
Peach's Voice: I may not be able to hear you, but listen, you need to find the Balance Stars along with the hostages. The ones holding them captive hold them.
Strong Bad: What!? Trogdor too?
Peach's Voice: I learned that once a Balance Star has been retrieved, Tokyo will return back to the way it use to in certain areas. However, this will also bring in those that use to belong to certain worlds back here.
Jack: How the heck do we find our friends and comrades?
Peach's Voice: Do you remember the digivices? Certain party members can be placed within them. All you have to do is trust one another.
Prince John: (dryly) Hilarious!
Hiram: What!? Trust Ratigan? Are you nuts?!
Sailor Moon's Voice: It's the only way. Sometimes, even we have to look out for our own, despite good or evil.
Delete: Serena...
Sailor Moon's Voice: Don't worry...once a Balance Star has been retrieved, hopefully, the barrier blocking us from one another weakens and some of us could find you. Just hang on, please.
The final block showed a concerned Sailor Moon with Peach holding her crown high.
Sailor Moon: (smiles) I know we can get through this...and I know we can defeat Cackletta together...
Peach: We all will, Sailor Moon...we all will.
(ED: Ashita ha Atashi no Kaze ga Fuku by Ai Maeda)
Kouja no Senshi
Chapter 8: Toons & Games Arc
Act 20: Knowing One Another
(OP: Go by Flow)
Narrator: Previously on Kouja no Senshi...
Rosalina: No...this was planned by her. You see, she had foreseen her death as many others who are comrades. She sent Fawful to the real world disguised as a repair man to implant a virus chip within the ram. However, she would have to wait until the time when someone short circuited the machine.
Strong Bad: No wonder it never worked! It's that hag's fault my Trogdor Arcade never worked!
Delete: When did you get an arcade anyway?!
Rosalina: Please, this is important. When you awaken, gather whoever is with you, and find allies within the worlds you may be separated to. And please, rescue those that are dear to you for they are in terrible danger.
Jack: Rika...
Rosalina then waved her wand, showing an image of ten colored stars.
Rosalina: The Balance Stars must be collected when you have defeated that world's foe. Only then will you see the area you are in normal again.
Sailor Moon: Don't worry, we'll make sure we get our friends, get the stars for you, and destroy the foes.
Rosalina: And one more thing...no matter how selfish, how dangerous, or even how dark he or she is, make them listen. For even some foes may turn out to be the greatest ally you may have.
Hiram: (rolls eyes) Oh brother. Some plan, lady.
Then, she waved her wand as everything flashed white.
Rosalina: Now, awaken!
Sailor Moon: Bugs! You're back!
Bugs: Yeah. After the fiasco back at Toon Town in the past, we had to come back. Everything went dark, and then I ended up only a few hours after I left. That invention must be screwier than I thought.
Tuxedo Mask: But where are we anyway?
Billy: (notices) Why are there mushroom people walking?
To most of them's shock, it was a familiar home.
Sailors: The Mushroom Kingdom!
Sailor Mercury: That's a good thing we landed here. I believe the Marios can help us out on finding a way out of here.
Sailor Moon: All right...but let me explain when we meet with Peach.
Strong Bad: Okay, what the crap!
Argit: It looks like both Tokyo and your home fused.
Red Bros: Oh man, this is bad.
Bobcat: I'll say, there aren't any chicks!
Strong Bad: Hmph, that's Free Country, all right.
Shirly: There are still me and Courage.
Courage: Uh-huh. But where is everyone?
Voice: Sleet, Dingo, what did you bring in?
The group saw a weasel in sunglasses nearby with two violet weasels, one a female, nearby.
Sam: Look, Max! We found Psycho and Sarah's kind!
Sarah: I think these guys aren't from Toon Town.
Sleet: We caught these guys in one of our traps, Don Weazo.
Don Weazo: (glaring) I see, so what are you doing around these parts? This is my territory!
Swiper: Uh, would you believe we came looking for some friends?
Don Weazo: Uh, no!
Violet male weasel: Okay, look, we are willing to overlook this if you tell us why you are here.
Psycho: And maybe get us some corn dogs!
Violet female weasel: Corn dogs? Where did you come from?
Psycho: Ooh, ooh, let me guess!
Psycho, dressed like a nerd, press a button and speak in a boring tone voice, showing many planets colliding.
Psycho: (boring tone) We came from a planet outside of this which is merging with other places as we speak.
Don Weazo, Sleet, Dingo, and the violet female weasels look surprised, though the male one is smirking.
Male violet weasel: I like this one already! He's crazy!
Sleet: (glaring) You should, Nack!
Dingo: Okay! I'll get the goofy guy with the weird hair first!
Dingo however trips and push something on the Chairman by mistake.
Electronic voice: Self destruction of head in 3, 2, 1...
Chairman: (sweatdrop) Oh s...
The head explodes making the group jump back though Sleet feel onto Nic. The two blush though the female weasel push the wolf off.
Nic: EEEEEW! Get off, wolf boy!
Psycho: Looks like Sarah ain't the only one dealing with wolves hounding her.
Nack: Nah, they like each other...they are just too stubborn to admit it.
Psycho: (notices) Hey, Nack, do Chairman has sparks coming out?
Nack: No, why?
Soon the group saw, when the smoke clears, that the Chairman is actually a robot. Where the head uses to be are a bunch of controls that is controlled by two white mice, a smart one and a very stupid one.
Stupid mouse: Ha ha ha ha ha! That's great, Brain! Narf! Let's do it again!
Brain: (frowns) Blast it, Pinky, I told you not to add that self destruct button that cause heads to blow up!
Hiram: (shocked) Pinky, Brain?!
Don Weazo: Now that one situation has been taken care of, let's get back to the business at hand, shall we? We'll deal with you in a minute.
The unchained ones sat on the chairs as they looked at the boss.
Don Weazo: A certain witch is creating havoc around where my business associates are taken place. She has disturbed the peace, destroyed a few of my fundings, and has stolen the weaponry. I want that witch gone. Many others have tried and failed, and I doubt she'll stop at nothing.
As he spoke next, Psycho popped out of the chained Dingo as he sat near Nack.
Don Weazo: Do whatever you got, I want her gone. Eggman's bad enough as it is. I don't want another mess to be caused.
Psycho: (salutes) You got it, Donnie.
Nack: (chuckles) Does that guy crack me up or what?
However, the three stopped, looking shocked at Psycho before he quickly went back in the chains between the cats before chuckling nervously.
Sleet: You mean you can get out of that anytime!?
Psycho: Oh not all the time, only when it's funny.
He popped out before Nack laughed.
Nack: I think I'm gonna like this guy.
Sarah: A witch? What's her name?
Nic: I heard of her, and she's that dumb skull in a robotic body with a jar on her head...Gruntilda.
Roll: Peach? Is that you?
Peach's Voice: I may not be able to hear you, but listen, you need to find the Balance Stars along with the hostages. The ones holding them captive hold them.
Strong Bad: What!? Trogdor too?
Peach's Voice: I learned that once a Balance Star has been retrieved, Tokyo will return back to the way it use to in certain areas. However, this will also bring in those that use to belong to certain worlds back here.
Jack: How the heck do we find our friends and comrades?
Peach's Voice: Do you remember the digivices? Certain party members can be placed within them. All you have to do is trust one another.
Prince John: (dryly) Hilarious!
Hiram: What!? Trust Ratigan? Are you nuts?!
Sailor Moon's Voice: It's the only way. Sometimes, even we have to look out for our own, despite good or evil.
Delete: Serena...
Sailor Moon's Voice: Don't worry...once a Balance Star has been retrieved, hopefully, the barrier blocking us from one another weakens and some of us could find you. Just hang on, please.
The final block showed a concerned Sailor Moon with Peach holding her crown high.
Sailor Moon: (smiles) I know we can get through this...and I know we can defeat Cackletta together...
June: I still can't believe this place is beautiful.
Danny: No kidding.
Dawn: I wonder what we'll be finding here?
Ash: Hopefully, our friends...
(Nottingham)
In Nottingham, Mimi sighed as she sat down.
Mimi: Boy, are my legs tired.
However, she noticed herself lifted up, staring into a pair of hypnotizing snake eyes, which caused her to be hypnotized herself.
Snake: Ah, you look dashing...perhaps you could help me...I am hungry, and am eager to find something...suitable for my stomach.
He smacked his lips just as Prince John, Sir Hiss, and Sailor Solaris turned, gasping as they noticed a familiar reptile about to open his huge mouth.
Sir Hiss: Ahhh! Kaa, no!
Prince John & Solaris: Don't hurt my family!
The snake was hit before he was forced to let Mimi go, forcing her out of the trance. As that happened, the two looked surprised.
Both: What did you just say?
Sir Hiss: Kaa, what in the world are you doing in Nottingham?
Kaa: On my way to visit my favorite cousin.
Sir Hiss: (dryly) I'm your only cousin.
Mimi: Huh? What?
Jeri: Mimi, I thought something horrible happened to you! I don't want anything happening to someone like you.
Sailor Solaris: PJ...when you mentioned family, why did you mention Mimi?
Prince John: I don't know...I have these memories...these dreams of where I was a true ruler of my kingdom...a wife at my side...eight daughters, two sons...it was peaceful...before the darkness came and I...
He then sighed to her.
Prince John: But anyway, we're close to my home. We shall get my things and weapons to where we'll find the Balance Star.
(Quahog)
The ones drinking beer burped as Bender looked at Peter.
Bender: Peter, you're my kind of guy.
Peter: This is better than the last friend I had.
-Cutaway Gag-
At the same bar, alot earlier, Peter was looking at a stick man.
Peter: Come on, do something!
The black stick man only turned to Peter, hitting him with a shovel before leaving.
-End Cutaway Gag-
Leela: That's all good, but we're on a mission.
All while Stewie, a few feet away, only looked annoyed.
Stewie: Ugh, what will it take to get some excitement around here?
Voice: Did someone mention me?
Stewie gasped, then turned as he noticed a familiar baby smirking.
Stewie: (glares) Bertram!
(Tokyo/Free Country)
At the Team Spicer HQ, which seemed to be a fusion of it and Strong Bad's home, the group looked shocked as they noticed some sprites of the Red Coats floating around.
Strong Bad: Great. And now the house is haunted.
Homestar: {appears on-screen, frightened} G-g-g-ghosts? You guys go on without me, big guy. I'll stay back in the van with The Cheat!
Argit: {annoyed} 1 - You don't have a van. 2 - I wish I could get rid of you that easily. And 3 - These aren't even the groundskeeper-wearing-a-sheet-covered-in-phosphorescent-paint kinda ghosts, anyway!
Strong Bad: They're from "Spirits of 76" {emphasized with a dramatic, shaky voice}, that Bicentennial-themed game where you're a big, spooky pixel running a black screen picking up other spooky pixels.
Homestar: Are they... {gulps} ...spooky GHOST pixels? {vanishes}
Black Bros: Why did he get captured again?
Quickly, Strong Bad activated the light musket and shined it all over the house (it is the only source of light in the otherwise pitch-black house), eventually landing on The Cheat with Mr. Nervous in Strong Bad's room, cowering behind the Taranchula standee.
Mr. Nervous: Oh please! Don't eat me!
The Cheat: (terrified) Meeeeeh!
Strong Bad: The Cheat! Did you unleash vengeful spirits into the house again?
The Cheat: (terrified) Meeeeeh!
Mr. Nervous: How could we have done that!? A spooky terrible ghost is controlling this place and those Red Coat ghosts won't go away! (shivers) It's terribly frightening!
Sasuke: Hang on, we'll get you out of there.
Mr. Nervous: And hurry. You have to help me also find Miss Daredevil, Mr. Messy, Mr. Nosy, Mr. Small, and even Miss Scary! They're somewhere in the place and I'm too afraid to look where!
Ling Ling: Calm down.
Minimus: Don't worry, Nervous.
Danny Cat: We'll find a way to get rid of the ghosts somehow.
Sawyer: (notices) Hopefully if those ghosts don't get to us first.
(Termina)
The group looked at the night time place where fireworks were shooting in the sky.
Princess: Look at that.
Vultureman: I know, so many fireworks.
Kid Zelda: It looks like the festival for this place has occurred.
Kid Link: Oh man, I wish the other friends we brought here could see this.
Rocksteady: Our friends too.
Bebop: Hey, I thought we only had comrades.
Rocksteady: Aren't they the same?
Lazlo: My scout friends too.
Jake Spidermonkey: And Adam. (notices) And there's a giant bird coming!
Phage: (gasps) That's no bird...it's a Meta Ridley!
The metal dragon roared, snatching up Butters.
Butters: AHHH! Fellas!
Stan: Goddammit, Butters.
(Taz-Mania)
At Taz-Mania, the Digidestined and Digimon watched as they saw two gators showing the kids some cages.
Blue Gator: As you can see, all of our animals are gone and we need help finding them for the Zoo Going Children.
Green Gator: Yeah, Bo and I are having a hard time catching a Tasmanian Devil.
Bo: Right you are, Axel. So we found you and wanted help finding the rest of the animals.
Takuya: Zoo keepers? They're zoo keepers?
Ryo: I guess they need help, huh?
Jack: Reminds me of that one game where all, but certain places have monsters around each place.
Sora: We could ask...
MetalSeadramon: What!? That's stupid!
Foreign Voice: Excuse Rolf, but are you spies sent to steal the son of a shepherd?
The group looked as they noticed the kids and animals looking concerned.
Joe: How are we gonna explain all of this?
(Acme Acres)
In Acme Acres, Roll's group looked at the lovely place and the school many animals were coming out of.
Roll: My gosh! We're in Acme Acres!
Megaman: I see the Tiny Toons!
Bass: If you think of trying to get them to join us, forget it! We have enough-
Tron: Come on, you big baby!
Servebot 2: We gotta ask for their help!
Dr. Wily: Ugh, why must we be surrounded by fools?
(Mozenrath's City)
In the city, the cats and their group glanced at the zombie foes.
Numbah 1: This is getting more dangerous than I thought.
Mirage: I've been to this city before. Mozenrath may have a powerful gauntlet, but he's not too powerful as Jafar.
Brick: Who's Jafar?
Yami Doom: He is one of Maleficent's allies. If I know Jafar better, he may appear here as well and we could have an advantage.
Katz: (grins) I like the way you think.
(Mushroom Kingdom)
Sailor Moon and the others came to where Bowser's Castle stood once.
Mandy: So you're saying that if it wasn't for Bowser, Fawful would have destroyed everything?
Peach: I hate to admit it, but when we were all sucked into Bowser, we were powerless to stop Fawful.
Luigi: We had to destroy him before things got worse.
Mario: Who knew that virus could resurrect our old foes...
Daisy: I still can't believe you sent him a thank you cake, Peach.
Peach: It's the thought that counts.
Sailor Mercury: So tell us, how will we find the Balance Star here?
Peach: They may have to come to us if we're going to find out.
(Mobius)
Psycho and his group looked a bit concerned about the photo of some animals.
Psycho: I hate to ask, but who the heck are these guys you're after?
Nack: Freedom Fighters. Someone placed a huge reward on them. That's a little side quest we're embarking.
Sarah: Some of the kids there look cute.
Nic: Trust us, they've caused enough trouble for us.
Dingo: Yeah, and nearly got us killed or worse...roboticised.
Sleet: You see, the three of them, the Sonic Underground, are a bit of a nuisance back when we were forced to work for Eggman. We were in a scouting mission when he with his two current robots, Rouge, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Cream, and Cheese vanished.
Dingo: That was pretty much the time to quickly abandon Eggman and get back to our boss. He hurt us with the bat real bad!
Nic: Anyway, some time later, we got transported to the same place Sonic and the others were currently staying, though we never actually found him...Earth.
Some of them looked shocked.
Nack: And while there, I met the most annoying 12 year old ever! He had red hair, dark circles, wore nerd clothing, was fat, and was obsessed over me! If that portal wasn't invented, I never would've gotten rid of that brat.
Psycho: (annoyed) That's Control Freak for ya, except he's 18.
Nack: Crap, how long have we been gone?
Psycho: Earth years...6.
James: Ick, I rather not think of that freak for a while.
Meowth: Come on, I'm sure we can be pals. Wink, wink.
Sheriff: Ya just said "wink wink" loudly.
Meowth: No I didn't. Raise middle finger.
Voice: Okay, blue man! Where's the others? Tell us now!
Mr. Bump's Voice: I'm telling you, I don't know! That ground cracked and we separated!
A punch was heard.
Dingo: Is it Sonic? Is Sonia with them?
They looked, glancing at a green hedgehog with a fox girl along with a male fox, female squirrel, walrus with cyborg implants, and a coyote with an eyepatch glaring at Mr. Bump, Miss Whoops, Miss Calamity, & Greasy.
Sleet: No, you dope. That's Scourge and the Suppression Squad.
Sarah: Oh no, Greasy!
Greasy: Hey, if you Senoritas untie me, I can show you a good time.
Fox Girl: Ick, no thanks.
Scourge: Hmph, fine. We'll just have to destroy you.
Sarah gasped as did Mr. Tickle as they both ran to them.
Sarah: Don't hurt them!
Nic: (shocked) Wait! You can't go fight them by yourselves!
Psycho: Maybe they can't...(darkly) but when they least expect it...we can.
Colonial Ghost #1: (in the hall between the living room and Strong Bad's Room) He removed the cartridge while it was loading and trapped us here forever!
Ghosts: SAVE US!
Colonial Ghost #2: (in Strong Mad's Room) Save me— er, yeah, us!
(Return to Strong Bad)
Strong Bad: Forever, huh? We'll see what ol' Muskie here has to say about that!
Colonial Ghost #3: (in the computer room) Your gun is useless against the sprites of liberty!
Colonial Ghost #2: Separate rendering layer, Jack! Deal with it!
Colonial Ghost #1: You must return the items we have lost!
Naruto: Items? What items?
Sasuke: Never mind that, we gotta find them!
Bobcat: (shaking in fear) G-G-G-G-Ghosts!! I hate ghosts, even if they're 8-bit ones!
Courage: Let's start with the one in the hallway!
Gonzo: There are times like this I wish the Ghostbusters are here to help.
Fozzie: They've been out of business for years!
With that, Strong Bad's group went to the hallway with Strong Bad shining the light musket everywhere, sending the redcoat ghosts back a bit.
Hinata: There he is!
The group got up to the colonial ghost, who spoke.
Colonial Ghost #1: I dropped mine into the bay! And then I invented beer, or something.
Strong Bad: Why do you video game types always talk in lame clues? Why don't you just tell me what you're looking for?
Colonial Ghost #1: We get more screen time this way!
Colonial Ghost #3: Triple scale for each spoken line of dialog!
Colonial Ghost #4: What he said!
Bobcat: (grins) Beer? I love beer!
Sasuke: (not amused) That's coming from an alcoholic.
Vlad: If only I had my costume with me. The Dark Eagle can handle darkness.
Red Bro: Dark Eagle?
Vlad: Long story.
Naruto: Shadow Clone Jutsu!
Then, he multiplied into a bunch of duplicates of himself.
Naruto: Those ghosts won't catch me like this!
Strong Bad: Whoo! Remind me to learn that technique!
Naruto: Come on, let's go find that artifact!
Shirly: Do not worry about the rest of us; my light magic barrier will keep the ghosts busy.
Strong Bad: Good.
The clones and Strong Bad then went upstairs while Shirly activates her magic.
Naruto clones: Hey, redcoats! Over here!
The redcoat ghosts, looking at the clones, flew towards them.
Strong Bad: Clever idea; having duplicates keep the ghosts busy!
With the Sailors, they looked concerned as they walked through a city.
Mandy: So this is Diamond City?
Mario: Yes. Wario is living here.
Sailor Venus: Oh crud, I hope we don't run into him or his crew.
Voice: No, but you will run to me!
Then, to their shock, they noticed a familiar figure.
Peach: Bowser!
Luigi: Again!?
However, Mario noticed a different color and yellow eyes on him.
Mario: Wait...this can't be Bowser!
Figure: That's right, I'm his clone. Call me Diablor!
Sailor Moon: (frowns) What do you want?
Diablor: Oh it's not me...but what you want...
Then, he moved, revealing an elderly goomba along with a familiar bird.
Sailor Moon's Group: Professor Frankly and Goombella!
Diablor: Now just come quietly and I may let you live. If not...he-he, well you know.
Yoshi: (frowns) Yoshi!
Toad: We're not giving in!
Toadette: We're gonna make sure we free them, no matter what!
(Tokyo/Free Country)
Back with the others, Strong Bad's group stopped near one of the ghosts, giving the first item to it.
Colonial Ghost #1: You have found it! I am free once again! I am Samuel Adams! Cheers!
With that, the first ghost vanished.
Courage: Phew.
Shirly: Hurry, to the next one!
Quickly, they ran to the next ghost, giving the quill pin item to him.
Colonial Ghost #2: You have found it! I am free once again! I am John Hancock! Make sure your family's insured in the event of an emergency.
The second one vanished as Argit gave a key to the next one.
Colonial Ghost #3: You have found it! I am free once again! I am Ben Franklin! Thank you, citizen!
Then, the ghost vanished with Strong Bad giving the last item, the lantern, to the last ghost.
Colonial Ghost #4: Hey, great! My lantern! Thanks, man! I'm Paul Revere!
Strong Bad: Hey, I wanna ask you a question.
Colonial Ghost #4: Yeah, not to be rude, but I gotta split! These British people are coming, and I really should tell everybody about it. Thanks again for the lantern!
Then, he vanished.
Bobcat: Well, the ghosts are free...but uh, why are there still ghosts around!?
Just then, three familiar voices with Mr. Nervous screaming, heading to Strong Bad's group before they noticed a laughing ghost.
Wile E.: "I hate to ask who that is..."
Koopa Bros: (frightened) AHHHH! KING BOO!
King Boo: He-he-he-he. More to frighten...excellent.
Strong Bad: (annoyed) Crap!
King Boo: I have some people you want...
Then, he moved, showing some familiar figures.
Mr. Nervous: (gasps) Mr. Messy, Mr. Small, Mr. Nosy! What did you do to them?
King Boo: Let's cooperate and I shall let them live.
Naruto: (glares) How dare you use them you sicko!
The group prepared to fight the ghost with the crown.
(Cartoonville)
In the town, the group came to the place, gasping as they noticed some familiar figures.
Delete: Cherry! Berry! Mr. Stubborn! Mr. Rude!
Betty: What did they do to you?
Mr. Rude: Nothing yet, but I get the feeling we're being held hostage.
Mr. Stubborn: We are not hostages. We're just in a training exercise.
Danny: You call that training!?
Max: You look like you're hanging around!
Mr. Stubborn: (frowns) That's not funny!
Sailor Terra: Just get us down!
Sailor Vegeta: Hurry before she-
Voice: Before what!
Then, the group gasped, noticing the witch.
Delete: The witch from Snow White!
Witch: (chuckles) I'm glad you noticed me...
(Quahog)
Stewie: What the hell do you want?
Bertram: I just thought you like to know that I've been given a chance to rule your home. Unless you cooperate, I'll have to eliminate you!
Stewie: What the hell did you do?
He then moved, showing tots holding two familiar figures.
Shego: Okay, this is waaaay too embarrassing.
Drakken: Guys, help us!
The others, minus the other Griffin family members, gasped and noticed.
Snake: How dare you do thisss to them.
Bertram: So you want these two back? Then I'm afraid it's time to declare war!
Stewie: Bring it on! I'll do to you like I did to Kate Bessinger when Cool World was made!
-Cutaway Gag-
A doorbell rang before an actress came out, looking around. Just then, she was shot in the head, falling dead before Stewie snatched the body, preparing to drag and burying it.
-End Cutaway Gag-
(Nottingham)
As Prince John and the others entered Nottingham, Sir Hiss looked serious to him.
Sir Hiss: So you're saying someone else took over not only Nottingham, but also took King Richard?
Kaa: I'm afraid so.
Jeri: How awful!
Sailor Solaris: I hope we can free them.
Wizardmon: We may need help.
Eds' Voices: AHHHH! KANKER GERMS!
Sir Emblem: Well, we know where to look first.
Cranston: Yeah, the basement!
Tilly: Cranston!
Winry: Come on!
Kaa: I know a few who could help us...just let me help. I may want to satisfy my appetite to whoever's causing trouble.
He chuckled a little as the leader frowned.
Prince John: Only if you don't try eating us.
Kaa: Cross my heart and hope to die.
ON-SCREEN TEXT: KAA has joined your party!
Sir Hiss: (confused) What party?
(Taz-Mania)
The Digidestined and students looked a little concerned.
Adam Lyon: So you want us to help you find the animals?
Davis: That's an easy task. In fact, we may want to help keep those animals safe, even if they are lost in Taz-Mania.
Bo: (smiles) All right, I knew I can count on you. And to thank you, once we're done, we can show you where your lucky star item is.
Yolei: It's called a "Balance Star".
ON-SCREEN TEXT: STUDENTS OF CHARLES DARWIN & CUL-DE-SAC KIDS has joined your party!
Axel: (confused) What party?
(Mozenrath's City)
In the city, the cat leader and his group looked at the place.
Coco LaBouche: When this is all over, we'll deal with you rugrats!
Boomer: I got a question...Mr. Stan Matthews, why do you and Coco want to hurt us? And why does Alan want to hurt us?
Cree: I was going to ask that same question myself.
The parents and brothers both looked confused, looking concerned.
Numbah 3: If you don't know why you want to hurt us, why do you do it anyway?
Then, they noticed Xerses arriving with some familiar good guys.
Kids: The Good Looney Tunes!
Wise Guy: Oh crud as if working with Doom again was bad enough!
Yami Doom: What!?
Katz: Anyway...I think it's time we make our entrance, shall we?
(Acme Acres)
In the city, Roll's group was explaining to the small animals living there.
Roll: So you see, we actually need help. Can you Tiny Toons and Animanacs guys help us?
Yakko: No problem-o!
Wakko: Fabooo!
Dot: Of course.
Fifi: Oui, we shall do what we can.
ON-SCREEN TEXT: ANIMANIACS & TINY TOONS has joined your party!
Bass: (confused) What party?
(Termina)
The Phage and his group quickly headed to the inside of the tower, where both Butters and Wuya were being slammed by the sides.
Robin: Titans, go!
Joker: Ha-ha-ha! Time to take this!
Phage: Everyone, prepare yourselves! It may get ugly.
They prepared themselves before the metallic dragon roared, tossing the two victims down before heading straight to them.
(Mobius)
As Mr. Tickle and Sarah arrived, Scourge frowned as he noticed.
Scourge: Who the crap are you?
Mr. Tickle: Mr. Tickle and Sarah. You're hurting our BTF. That's Best Tickle Friends!
Miss Calamity: Please get us out!
Fiona: Some girl you have to love, weasel.
Greasy: (annoyed) She's my cousin, not my girlfriend!
Miles: Perhaps we should deal with these two.
Scourge: Heh, sure, Miles. Especially since these two look like they could use some...persuading, I should say.
However, as the others watched, Dingo, noticing the castle, then looking at the sky, looked fearful.
Dingo: Uh, guys, do you know who's place that is?
Swiper: I'm gonna have to go with "no".
Dingo: (fearfully) IT'S THE HOUSE OF BATULA!!
Hiram: (annoyed) Who?
Sleet: (frowns) Oh brother, Dingo. How many times do we have to go through this: There is no such thing as a-
Romanian Voice: FIRE!
A snapping sound was heard before the green hedgehog and the others were surrounded by flames. Then, a figure landed on the ground, glaring with his glowing eyes.
Sleet: (small voice) -vampire?
Meowth: Vampire!?
Dingo: It's Count Batula!
Batula: Who dares trespass on my grounds!
He glared at the ones surrounded by the flames.
Miss Whoops: We're just being held hostage. Can you get us out?
Scourge: Who the hell are you!?
Alicia: Hmph, he doesn't seem like a threat.
Miss Calamity: AHHH! Help us!
Batula: No...all of you have trespassed...for zis, you shall pay vith your blood!
Sarah: Oh no!
Quickly, she grabbed her tied friends with Mr. Tickle, using a familiar item.
Sarah: TELEZOOMER!
With that, she vanished.
Boomer: What!?
Patch: Oh dear...
Then, the group reappeared to Hiram's group.
Sarah: Oh boy, that was a close one.
Nack: So that's Batula, huh? I only heard stories about that guy.
Nic: Well, we better get going. We already are behind schedule.
Voice: What schedule?
The group stopped, glancing as they saw a blue hedgehog with some other animals (including a bear with a bird in bag and a gray squirrel in glasses in a school outfit).
Nack: Oooooh great, Sonic the Hedgehog, as if my day's getting dumb.
Psycho: If you call that dumb, watch this.
He grabbed Ratigan's bent tail, quickly slamming it, making the rat scream in pain.
Ratigan: AHHHHH!!
He quickly yanked his tail, which was no longer bent.
Ratigan: What are you trying to do, kill me!?
Psycho: Look on the bright side, at least your tail's normal again.
Nack: I'll say.
Sleet: We've been after you and the other Sonic Heroes for some time now.
Dingo: (sighs) Hi, Sonia...
Sonia: (disgusted) Ick.
Manic: Who are the newbies you got in your mob this time?
Mr. Bump: (realizes) Mob? Oh poopity poop, don't tell me you're gonna be in debt to the mob!
Psycho: They don't look so bad once you know them.
Meowth: Yeah, you're thinking about those mob movies like Shark Tale. (notices) Huh? No cutaway gag? Oh well good enough.
Swiper: Anyway, what we were looking for was something called Balance Stars.
Sheriff: An' we kinda need help.
Dingo: Uh, can you get us away from this place first?
Kazooie: And why should we? Banjo, Rodent, and I are already have enough dealings when Eggman tried to trash Spiral Mountain.
James: We're looking for this Gruntilda lady.
Banjo: Oh bother! Don't tell me she's involved, too.
Mouser: I'm afraid so. I think she may have a Balance Star with her.
Rodent: We could um...see if we can find her in Spiral Mountain.
Rouge only looked at Batula trying to hit the Suppression Squad as Nack noticed.
Nack: (annoyed) And what are you doing?
Rouge: Just watching what he's doing, what else?
Nack: (frowns) All right, enough!
As they were leaving, Ratigan noticed Scourge kicking Batula down to the ground. The rat smirked, looking at where the exhausted squad stood.
Ratigan: Perhaps they could prove useful to us...
He then took out a card, tossing it to Scourge. The hedgehog, who noticed, quickly snatched the card before looking at where Ratigan once stood. He then looked at the card, smirking.
Scourge: Hmmm, this could prove to be something...useful after all.
Batula, meanwhile, only coughed as he lost consciousness.
(ED: Ashita ha Atashi no Kaze ga Fuku by Ai Maeda)
Kouja no Senshi
Chapter 8: Toons & Games Arc
Act 21: Mini Bosses & Recruits
(OP: Go by Flow)
Narrator: Previously on Kouja no Senshi...
Homestar: {appears on-screen, frightened} G-g-g-ghosts? You guys go on without me, big guy. I'll stay back in the van with The Cheat!
Argit: {annoyed} 1 - You don't have a van. 2 - I wish I could get rid of you that easily. And 3 - These aren't even the groundskeeper-wearing-a-sheet-covered-in-phosphorescent-paint kinda ghosts, anyway!
Strong Bad: They're from "Spirits of 76" {emphasized with a dramatic, shaky voice}, that Bicentennial-themed game where you're a big, spooky pixel running a black screen picking up other spooky pixels.
Homestar: Are they... {gulps} ...spooky GHOST pixels? {vanishes}
Black Bros: Why did he get captured again?
Quickly, Strong Bad activated the light musket and shined it all over the house (it is the only source of light in the otherwise pitch-black house), eventually landing on The Cheat with Mr. Nervous in Strong Bad's room, cowering behind the Taranchula standee.
Mr. Nervous: Oh please! Don't eat me!
The Cheat: (terrified) Meeeeeh!
Strong Bad: The Cheat! Did you unleash vengeful spirits into the house again?
The Cheat: (terrified) Meeeeeh!
Mr. Nervous: How could we have done that!? A spooky terrible ghost is controlling this place and those Red Coat ghosts won't go away! (shivers) It's terribly frightening!
Sasuke: Hang on, we'll get you out of there.
Mr. Nervous: And hurry. You have to help me also find Miss Daredevil, Mr. Messy, Mr. Nosy, Mr. Small, and even Miss Scary! They're somewhere in the place and I'm too afraid to look where!
Ling Ling: Calm down.
Minimus: Don't worry, Nervous.
Kid Link: Oh man, I wish the other friends we brought here could see this.
Rocksteady: Our friends too.
Bebop: Hey, I thought we only had comrades.
Rocksteady: Aren't they the same?
Lazlo: My scout friends too.
Jake Spidermonkey: And Adam. (notices) And there's a giant bird coming!
Phage: (gasps) That's no bird...it's a Meta Ridley!
The metal dragon roared, snatching up Butters.
Butters: AHHH! Fellas!
Stan: Goddammit, Butters.
Brick: Who's Jafar?
Yami Doom: He is one of Maleficent's allies. If I know Jafar better, he may appear here as well and we could have an advantage.
Katz: (grins) I like the way you think.
Psycho: I hate to ask, but who the heck are these guys you're after?
Nack: Freedom Fighters. Someone placed a huge reward on them. That's a little side quest we're embarking.
Sarah: Some of the kids there look cute.
Nic: Trust us, they've caused enough trouble for us.
Dingo: Yeah, and nearly got us killed or worse...roboticised.
Sleet: You see, the three of them, the Sonic Underground, are a bit of a nuisance back when we were forced to work for Eggman. We were in a scouting mission when he with his two current robots, Rouge, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Cream, and Cheese vanished.
Dingo: That was pretty much the time to quickly abandon Eggman and get back to our boss. He hurt us with the bat real bad!
Nic: Anyway, some time later, we got transported to the same place Sonic and the others were currently staying, though we never actually found him...Earth.
Some of them looked shocked.
Nack: And while there, I met the most annoying 12 year old ever! He had red hair, dark circles, wore nerd clothing, was fat, and was obsessed over me! If that portal wasn't invented, I never would've gotten rid of that brat.
Psycho: (annoyed) That's Control Freak for ya, except he's 18.
Nack: Crap, how long have we been gone?
Psycho: Earth years...6.
James: Ick, I rather not think of that freak for a while.
Peach: Bowser!
Luigi: Again!?
However, Mario noticed a different color and yellow eyes on him.
Mario: Wait...this can't be Bowser!
Figure: That's right, I'm his clone. Call me Diablor!
Sailor Moon: (frowns) What do you want?
Diablor: Oh it's not me...but what you want...
Then, he moved, revealing an elderly goomba along with a familiar bird.
Sailor Moon's Group: Professor Frankly and Goombella!
Diablor: Now just come quietly and I may let you live. If not...he-he, well you know.
Yoshi: (frowns) Yoshi!
Wile E.: "I hate to ask who that is..."
Koopa Bros: (frightened) AHHHH! KING BOO!
King Boo: He-he-he-he. More to frighten...excellent.
Strong Bad: (annoyed) Crap!
King Boo: I have some people you want...
Then, he moved, showing some familiar figures.
Mr. Nervous: (gasps) Mr. Messy, Mr. Small, Mr. Nosy! What did you do to them?
King Boo: Let's cooperate and I shall let them live.
Naruto: (glares) How dare you use them you sicko!
Sir Hiss: So you're saying someone else took over not only Nottingham, but also took King Richard?
Kaa: I'm afraid so.
Jeri: How awful!
Sailor Solaris: I hope we can free them.
Wizardmon: We may need help.
Eds' Voices: AHHHH! KANKER GERMS!
Sir Emblem: Well, we know where to look first.
Cranston: Yeah, the basement!
Tilly: Cranston!
Winry: Come on!
Kaa: I know a few who could help us...just let me help. I may want to satisfy my appetite to whoever's causing trouble.
He chuckled a little as the leader frowned.
Prince John: Only if you don't try eating us.
Kaa: Cross my heart and hope to die.
Adam Lyon: So you want us to help you find the animals?
Davis: That's an easy task. In fact, we may want to help keep those animals safe, even if they are lost in Taz-Mania.
Bo: (smiles) All right, I knew I can count on you. And to thank you, once we're done, we can show you where your lucky star item is.
Yolei: It's called a "Balance Star".
Boomer: I got a question...Mr. Stan Matthews, why do you and Coco want to hurt us? And why does Alan want to hurt us?
Cree: I was going to ask that same question myself.
The parents and brothers both looked confused, looking concerned.
Numbah 3: If you don't know why you want to hurt us, why do you do it anyway?
Stan Matthews: I...(looks down) I don't know.
Coco LaBouche: I have no clue either.
Alan: I...
Cree: Shhh, it's okay honey.
Roll: So you see, we actually need help. Can you Tiny Toons and Animanacs guys help us?
Yakko: No problem-o!
Wakko: Fabooo!
Dot: Of course.
Fifi: Oui, we shall do what we can.
Dingo: (fearfully) IT'S THE HOUSE OF BATULA!!
Hiram: (annoyed) Who?
Sleet: (frowns) Oh brother, Dingo. How many times do we have to go through this: There is no such thing as a-
Romanian Voice: FIRE!
A snapping sound was heard before the green hedgehog and the others were surrounded by flames. Then, a figure landed on the ground, glaring with his glowing eyes.
Sleet: (small voice) -vampire?
Meowth: Vampire!?
Dingo: It's Count Batula!
Nack: Oooooh great, Sonic the Hedgehog, as if my day's getting dumb.
Psycho: If you call that dumb, watch this.
He grabbed Ratigan's bent tail, quickly slamming it, making the rat scream in pain.
Ratigan: AHHHHH!!
He quickly yanked his tail, which was no longer bent.
Ratigan: What are you trying to do, kill me!?
Psycho: Look on the bright side, at least your tail's normal again.
Nack: I'll say.
Dingo: Uh, can you get us away from this place first?
Kazooie: And why should we? Banjo, Rodent, and I are already have enough dealings when Eggman tried to trash Spiral Mountain.
James: We're looking for this Gruntilda lady.
Banjo: Oh bother! Don't tell me she's involved, too.
Mouser: I'm afraid so. I think she may have a Balance Star with her.
Rodent: We could um...see if we can find her in Spiral Mountain.
Rouge only looked at Batula trying to hit the Suppression Squad as Nack noticed.
Nack: (annoyed) And what are you doing?
Rouge: Just watching what he's doing, what else?
Nack: (frowns) All right, enough!
As they were leaving, Ratigan noticed Scourge kicking Batula down to the ground. The rat smirked, looking at where the exhausted squad stood.
Ratigan: Perhaps they could prove useful to us...
He then took out a card, tossing it to Scourge. The hedgehog, who noticed, quickly snatched the card before looking at where Ratigan once stood. He then looked at the card, smirking.
Scourge: Hmmm, this could prove to be something...useful after all.
Batula, meanwhile, only coughed as he lost consciousness.
Back in Acme Acres, the group continued through the city as they noticed some familiar figures with Arnold.
Arnold: Make sure you get Montana Max's food, stat!
The Chipmunks, Chippettes, and Ghostbusters all looked humiliated as they carried the trays.
Britney: How embarassing, working for this brat.
Simon: I know, and he's holding that gold star too tightly.
Alvin: He's like a greedy brat.
Arnold: Hey, get to work!
The ones watching it frowned.
Babs: That's Arnold, Monty's guard dog.
Bowser: I say we burn him to a crisp!
Kamek: Sire, he's a Toon dog. He'll just get back up.
Yakko: Let me handle this.
He then used the rope from somewhere, then pulled it. As Arnold heard a whooshing sound, he looked too late before he was hit by an anvil.
Babs: Nice one, Yakko.
Yakko: Not a problem.
The ones that were ordered stopped, noticing the group and Arnold unconscious.
Roll: Oh man, what did that guy do to you?
Theodore: He's ordering us like we were maids and butlers!
Britney: And it's not my style!
Bass: Hmph, I say we tear this place to make the brat come over!
Plucky: I got a feeling this won't end well.
(Tokyo/Free Country)
The group dodged King Boo's attacks while Miss Scary frowned.
Miss Scary: This is getting ridiculous! This guy's trying to scare people to death. No one does that. That's my job!
Mr. Nervous: Don't remind me!
Miss Daredevil: We gotta do something!
Just then, they noticed daylight outside. Quickly and swiftly, they pulled the curtains, revealing daylight as King Boo screamed.
King Boo: No, not the daylight!
He was forced to spit the hostages out as they grunted.
Sawyer: Are you okay?
Mr. Small: I believe so.
Mr. Nosy: I hope we don't go through that again.
Then, to their surprise, they noticed King Boo and the other ghosts being sucked into the game cartridge.
Redcoat Ghost: Blimey!
When it all cleared, the power went back on as they sighed.
Argit: Never again...
Strong Bad: That's right, stupid ghosts, shoo! Go off and show up as unexplained blurs and mysterious photographs or something!
Homestar: {appears next to Strong Bad} Ghost photography ain't no joke, Strong Bad. You too can take pictures that look like you sneezed on 'em.
He then vanished.
Red Bros: Well, at least this place is ghost free now. By the way, Strong Bad, what's in the cartridge of yours anyway?
Strong Bad: It's been a while, so I'll check.
(Nottingham)
In the city itself, the group looked at the place.
Mimi: My goodness.
Palmon: This town looks more poor than what we saw in the movie.
Prince John: It should be my doing, not that impostor, whoever he is!
Voice: Prince John, I presume?
He looked at a black haired boy with glasses, using a magnifying glass on him.
Kaa: And who might you be?
Boy: Well, I have two names...Jimmy Kudo and Conan Enogawa...those two things were most of what I remember, but I do remember wanting to be a detective like Sherlock Holmes and Basil of Baker Street.
Sir Hiss: Um...is Basil around here? We could use a little protection, especially from a rodent version of Moriarty.
Whiskers: What's your problem? He only robbed from you.
Sir Hiss: He stepped on my tail, ruined my hat, and during his escape with PJ's loot in the Tower Bridge Job he calls it, he called me horrible names!
Prince John: You're always called horrible names by certain people, Hiss.
Sir Hiss: Yes, but not food based names on snakes.
Sir Emblem: Sounds like he's a gentleman on the outside, but a monster on the inside.
Warren: (chuckles) As someone good looking, but stupid says, "No one fights monsters like Gaston."
Jeri: (sweatdrops) I fail to see the humor.
Sailor Solaris: True, Fuzzy, and the Mouse King's a complete opposite. At least on the outside at least.
Dr. Viper: Don't remind usss!
Conan: Oh, and if you're asking about Basil...
He pointed to where a mouse in detective clothing with another mouse and two foxes with a bear arriving.
Male Fox: It was nice to have tea with you, great mouse detective.
Female Fox: Yes, Basil. You're one of a kind when it comes to detective work.
Basil: Oh, think nothing of it, Robin Hood and Maid Marian.
Robin Hood: The problem is Prince John is having the guards search for victims as well as taxes.
Other Mouse: Basil, Little John, why do you think that is?
Basil: Elementary, Dawson. Because this Prince John we're dealing with is an impostor.
Little John: Wait, you mean someone is only pretending to be him?
Dawson: That's madness. Who would pretend to be the Phony King of England?
At that moment, the glaring lion angrily headed to them.
Prince John: How dare you!
The group turned, noticing Conan with the others.
Basil: Ah, and it seems Conan has helped find the true Prince John.
Conan: Uh, no problem, Basil. It's the least you could do in helping me recover my memories.
Palmon: Awww, sorry to hear that.
Basil: Also, we heard screaming...three people could be in trouble.
Then, they noticed three familiar boys running from the Kankers.
Eds: AHHH! KANKERS!!
They ducked behind as the three females giggled.
May: Where are you, boys? Come out wherever you are!
Robin Hood: Oh my...looks like they're planning to take these poor kids hostage.
Sailor Solaris: I'll deal with them. Solaris Heart Ultima!
The attack hit, sending the Kankers flying in the air.
Kankers: AHHHHH! EEEEEDS!
In a blink in the sky, they were gone as Edd sighed in relief.
Edd: Thank you, we were about to be kissed and footsied by them.
Basil: Ladies trying to be your girlfriends?
Ed: Icky girly germs!
Then, he noticed the females glaring at him.
Ed: What?
Eddy: Uh, thanks. How the heck are we gonna get home?
Robin Hood: It's gonna be somewhat impossible.
Basil: Nothing's impossible. Uh, Prince John, you are the true one, correct?
Prince John: Of course.
Basil: Perhaps an alliance could help...
Sir Hiss: Are you sure?
Conan: Please?
They looked at Conan before Sailor Solaris smiled.
Sailor Solaris: We could use all the help we can get.
ON-SCREEN TEXT: BASIL, CONAN, DAWSON, ROBIN HOOD & MERRY MEN has joined your party!
Sir Hiss: What party!?
Wizardmon: Hurry, let's take down the impostor!
(Mushroom Kingdom)
Diablor blew black flames as they screamed, dodging.
Sailor Venus: Venus Love Me Chain!
The clone dodged before grabbing Peach.
Daisy: Peach!
Peach: Let go!
Diablor: I will...when you're in pieces!
She gasped as she looked worried.
Peach: He's not like Bowser...Bowser wouldn't harm me.
Voices: PK THUNDER!
Then, group noticed some familiar figures landing on the ground.
Mario: My gosh!
Sailor Moon: It's the good guy cast of Super Smash Brothers 1 & 2, minus Pikachu!
Sailor Mars: Mewtwo! You're alive!
Mewtwo: I was...away for a while.
The clone glared as he fired toward them. However, the heroes quickly blasted toward him, with the Inners holding hands.
Sailors: SAILOR PLANET ATTACK!
Then, the attack hit, destroying Diablor. When it cleared, the group looked at their friends.
Sailor Jupiter: It's lucky you and the others came, Ness.
Ness: (smiles) Hey, what are friends for?
Kirby: Poyo!
ON-SCREEN TEXT: CAST OF SUPER SMASH BROS & MELEE has joined your party!
Hector: Huh? What party?
Toadsworth: This party. Apparently, due to the worlds merging, parts of the video universe data's being sent within all of us.
They looked at the freed two as the bird grinned.
Road Runner: Meep meep!
Professor Frankly: Well, hopefully, nothing else can go wrong and everything will be all right.
Rini: Hey, they'll be all right when they're rescued. I promise.
Peach meanwhile, noticed some gems on the ground.
Peach: Hmmm, I wonder...
(Taz-Mania)
Back with the others, the group gathered all the animals, placing them in the cages.
Bo: Good job. Glad you could help us.
Axel: Now we can return the favor.
Winston: I was hoping to ask what the purpose of this is.
Bo: Glad you ask that. You see, we were spying on General Guy, a shy guy general, and he was holding three children hostage.
Axel: That is not very good.
Cody: That's horrible!
Armadillomon: We'll help in any way possible.
Bo: Good...I know some people who would be eager to help us.
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Grievous: So, we have to fight some idiotic rival of yours to get our pals back? I don't know what's more pathetic, this or Bloo.
Bloo: Hey, at least I didn't have fangirls roaming around me like a few moments ago!
-Cutaway Gag-
Grievous unclips his cape and shook it off seductively, then they heard squealing and awes.
Voices: Oh my god! He didn't do what I think he did! Yeah, take it all off!
Grievous, Zim, Edward and Ratigan: BLOOOOO!!
Bloo: What?! Why is it that people always accuse me of doing that?!
Gir: (waving) Me again!
He pointed to the rabid fangirls squealing and smiling.
Limelover: Yeah, go Grievous!
Mitzi: (holds up a heart sign) We love you, Grievous!
Zim: (frowns) First AniToon Wars original, then Cyber Hearts, now this Gir?! Are you brain dead or something?!
Gir: Uh...I take Ratigan for 3000, Alex!
Grievous: (frowns) Stupid running gag...
-End Cutaway Gag-
Star Rocker: Gah! That is soooo lame. Can we get to the fighting now?
Suddenly Betram was on the ground unconscious.
Peter: Hey, looks like moron got taken care of during the cutaway gag.
Bloo: Whoa...you mean you can do stuff during cutaway gags?! Cooool!
Fry: Wait, who save us just now?
Voice: Okay, Betram! Give me the ten bucks you owe me!
The group saw a cockroach appearing and kicking Betram while he's down.
Cockroach: I beat you down, you swindler, now give me the ten bucks.
Alf: Hey, who are you?
Cockroach: Carl the Cockroach Wizard! (to the unconscious Betram) Now where the f**k is my money?!
Grievous: (frowns) Oh geez!
ON-SCREEN TEXT: THE GRIFFIN FAMILY, CARL, & WEIRD AL has joined your party!
Bloo: (confused) What party? And Weird Al is here???
Weird Al: (appearing) Hiya! Luckily for ya, guys, I rescued Shego and Drakken during the cutaway gag too!
Shego punches Weird Al right into the wall.
Shego: (anger mark) Touch me again and I will blast you this time!
Snake: (sweatdrop) Oh bother...
(Termina)
The group there are continuing their intense fight against Meta-Ridley while Stan and Kyle help Butters up.
Butters: Geez, thanks, fellas. You are nicer than Eric did.
Stan: We would've let ya to die since you and fatass got Ike to come along, but we know better.
Meta-Ridley fires some blasts, knocking the group to the ground.
Beast Boy: Oh man! Is there no stopping this due?
Suddenly some attacks came out of nowhere and hit Meta-Ridley sending him flying away.
Lazlo: Hey, who did that?
Voice: We did.
Two rabbits, a fat panda, and a weird looking kid appears.
Princess: Who are you?
Panda: Master Yo and these my apprentices Yin and Yang. (notice) Skull Kid is some pes who was following us around.
Link: (realizes) Hey, I think I remember you. You were possessed by Majora's Mask.
Skull Kid: (looks down) Hey...
Zelda: Why are you sad about? Link told me you never mean those evil things when Majora's Mask took control of you long ago.
Skull Kid: That's the problem...Majora's Mask, it's back!
Link and Zelda: (shocked) What?!
Sedusa: Who or what is a Majora's Mask?
Link: We'll explain along the way!
ON-SCREEN TEXT: YIN, YANG, MASTER YO, & SKULL KID has joined your party!
Yang: (confused) What party???
(Mozenrath's City)
Xerses laughs as he send out the Murdocs after the heroes who fight them off quickly.
Katz: (frowns) Why are you not fighting?
Xerses: And risk getting hurt? You must mistaken me for someone who gives a darn?
Wise Guy: (shooting) This is bad and worst yet, Psycho and Sarah aren't with us.
Wheezy: (coughing) We need some help and fast.
Voice: Then allow me to add up the odds!
Soon a bunch of Heartless appears and attacks the Murlocks.
Mirage: What?
Soon the remaining future kids appears along with some bearded man and a parrot.
Parrot: Geez, Jafar, why are we hanging around here since you try your best to stay out of Mr. Looney and his town?
Jafar: Because, Iago, Maleficent has inform me that we may find some allies here...
Katz: (smirking) And from the looks of things, you found them.
Xerses: (yelping) Gah, no! Must inform Mozenrath, must inform...
Doom, bored, turns his hand into an anvil and hits the eel like creature sending him into a wall, unconscious.
Doom: That's enough out of you.
Chuckie: That eel like creature mention Monzerath! I bet some of our friends are being held by the guy!
Angelica: Come on, let's get going.
The heroes head off quickly, though the baddies stay behind.
Katz: Ahem, Jafar.
Jafar: What?
Mirage: (smirks) We got an interesting...proposition for you and your allies...
(Cartoonville)
Ash: We're giving you one chance, you evil witch. Let our friends go or else.
Queen: Bah! I risk much making sure that I become the fairest in the land, even by giving Snow White to Maleficent myself! I won't allow a bunch of fools get in my way now!!
Danny: Oh yeah?! We'll see about that!!!
Queen: (smirks) Attack...
Soon a Heartless, some sort of Trickmaster like one, appears throwing flaming sticks.
Horton: Whoa, what is that?!
Morton the Elephant-Bird: (worried) Looks like some juggler with flame sticks.
The Heartless jumps around, knocking the heroes away. Then he throws a huge fireball at June.
Just then, a huge gust blew the attack away, destroying part of the ground. Then, came a goomba girl, Koopa, floating woman, small mouse with a mask, and an elderly Bob-bomb.
Misty: It's Goombella, Koops, Flurry, Ms. Mowz, and Bobbery!
Blik: You know these freaks!?
Goombella: Hey, watch it, blackie!
Blik: Uh, Blackie?
Queen: (glares) You think you can stop me? Think again!
Quickly, the heroes used their attacks while Delete with Grievous gave her the final blow, defeating the queen before she screamed, falling off the cliff just as the Heartless were gone.
Queen: AHHHHH!!!
Delete: (worried) Oh no...I...I didn't meant to kill her!
Waffle: What about when you called June "sis"?
Delete: I don't know why, okay?
Ash: Great to see you guys again!
The newcomers hugged the Pokemon Trainers.
Dawn: How did you guys get here?
Flurrie: The ground split when we were about to visit Mario and his friends. Luckily, we came to your aid when we saw what happened.
Koops: It's true.
Mr. Rude: (annoyed) Hello! Need freeing here!
They looked annoyed as the ropes that bounded them were cut off.
Sailor Vegeta: Thanks, guys.
Mr. Stubborn: That battle was nothing. I could have gotten freed myself.
Sailor Terra: (sarcastically) Sure ya could...
Cat in Hat: I sense we'll be seeing more of these foes when the time comes.
ON-SCREEN TEXT: PAPER MARIO CHARACTERS has joined your party!
Others: What party?
The droid looked concerned.
Delete: I know I didn't say it on accident...what could it all mean?
Then, he noticed something falling from the sky before he snatched it.
Delete: Huh? A gem?
In other places, the other leaders with Peach glowing were given the jewels she found earlier.
Leaders: What is it?
Peach: (giggles) You'll know when the time comes.
(Tokyo/Free Country)
Strong Bad's group went in the room as Mr. Nervous looked at The Cheat.
Mr. Nervous: Just stay in here, where it's safe. We'll be back for you later.
The Cheat: Meh.
Strong Bad: "Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder"? The Cheat must've changed the cartridge without turning the machine off first. Even though, it clearly says on the box that doing so could result in loss of data and/or the physical manifestation of spectral entities. I might as well see if it's worth the zero dollars I paid for it.
He then sat down, preparing to play the game. There, they saw the small data with the game uploading and the mascot falling with the music playing.
Strong Bad: {as the Mascot trips and falls; to the logo's music} Wipe-out.
Then, the screen turned on as the controls and title were shown.
Black Bros: Dang, this must be one of those bad games.
Strong Bad: Okay, let me see how this game works.
Then, many red items were being shot to the game sprite as the score went higher and higher. Then, the game switched to a series of pink text screens flashing, then a brief flash of Gel-Arshie's face, with all the lines reading "All work and no fruit makes Gel-Arshie a dull boy". After a further few flashes, Gel-Arshie's face could be seen much clearer. Eventually, the screen zooms in on his nose, and he starts to squeeze out of the TV.}
Gel-Arshie: {struggling} Eerrrrgggghhh...
Then, he freed himself from the TV, starting to hover around toward the group, backing to the entrance. Then, he edged forward, causing Strong Bad to fall backward.
Strong Bad: Aaaaaargh!
Mr. Nervous: AHHH!
Miss Scary: Hey, don't scare them! That's my job!
Gel-Arshie: Hey kids! I'm Gel-Arshie and I'm in your house! {Strong Bad gets up and continues to back away again.} You tired old snacks can- {realizes that he's not a sprite anymore, and surprises Strong Bad's group from behind} AHH! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY LEGS?!?
Mr. Messy: AHHH!
Strong Bad: {panics} Ahhhh!
Bobcat: Make it stop! Make it stop! Make it stop!
Gel-Arshie vanishes. Strong Bad looks around for him, only to see him re-appear from behind the Taranchula standee.
Gel-Arshie: Just kiddin'! You tired old snacks can go to bed, my fruitactular taste turns everything RED!
The entire place glowed red.
Strong Bad: {disguisted} Euglh! Just join my party already!
Gel-Arshie: {edges closer towards Strong Bad} Sure thing, kid! I'll follow you EVERYWHERE! {vanishes}
Strong Bad: {unsettled} Man, I HATE that...guy.
ON-SCREEN TEXT: GEL-ARSHIE has joined your party!
Miss Daredevil: Hmmm...but this does give me an idea.
She began to head out.
Mr. Nosy: Where are you going?
Miss Daredevil: Back to the arcade. I think I figured out how to get the answer.
With that, the group left the area, leaving The Cheat.
(Mobius)
In a ship, Hiram looked concerned at the jewel before Ben, Kevin, Gwen, Rodent, and the Sonic Heroes looked at the area.
Kevin: We're here.
They came out, looking at the place.
Kazooie: There it is...Spiral Mountain. Or at least what use to be.
Banjo: Ever since teaming with Eggman, it's been nothing but Hades.
Amy Rose: And horror...
Sally: I think it's best you stay and-
Hiram: Forget it. We came for the Balance Star and that's what we're intending to do. (to the others) Come on...
He noticed a few, especially Mr. Bump, not moving.
Hiram: (glares) That's an order!
Mr. Bump: (gulps) Oh why did they have to...oh, this isn't my day!
With that, the Sonic Heroes headed off, heading to where their foe was.
(ED: Ashita ha Atashi no Kaze ga Fuku by Ai Maeda)
Kouja no Senshi
Chapter 8: Toons & Games Arc
Act 22: The First Balance Stars
(OP: Go by Flow)
(Quahog)
Peter looked concerned to Carl as he spoke.
Peter: What the hell took you so long to appear?
Carl: Hey, I was waiting for the right time to make my entrance, okay? After all, you can't have great magic without Carl, the Evil Cockroach Wizard!
Stewie: Ugh, that is more lame than that party at a retirement home.
-Cutaway Gag-
At a retirement home, some folks were dancing slowly while some fell asleep, with one falling asleep inside a punch bowl.
-End Cutaway Gag-
Wilt: So anyway, where the heck is this Balance Star you're talking about?
Snake: Sssomewhere, but where?
Just then, Peter tumbled with something tumbling him. Then, the two got up as Peter gasped.
Peter: Holy crap, it's the Giant Chicken!
Drakken: A giant chicken!?
Shego: (rolls eyes) Oh brother. What's going on?
Lois: Peter got mad at the chicken for giving him a bad coupon and later on, when they tried to make amends at that lovely restaurant, they wanted to pay, but then it turned to another fight.
Shego: That's stupid!
Carl: Tell me about it!
Voices: Hey! Let us out! Help! Let go!
The group turned, noticing eight kid Koopas and Oliver grunting and struggling in their capsule prisons.
Digit: Yoikes, it's Bowser's kids!
Sailor Star Rocker: And Oliver! Hang on, we'll get you out!
Quickly, they tried to free the prisoners while Peter and the chicken kept punching and pecking toward one another.
(Mobius)
At the fort, a human and a skull in a robotic body glanced at a familiar figure placed on the ground.
Scourge: So, what do you think? Think you can have a vampire robot by your side?
Human: Scourge, that is interesting, but there are precautions. Especially if he does try biting our necks.
Fiona: Hey, it's not a problem. We'll just have it all taken care of, Eggman.
Eggman: How?
Alicia: We'll defang him before throwing him inside the roboticiser for you.
Witch Cyborg: He-he-he! Now this I like, I can tell. You Suppression Squad had done oh so well!
Miles: Cut the rhyming crap. We're here to deliver.
Eggman: You may want to wait...I'm about to roboticise a family of Tasmanian Devils.
He pointed to three robots holding a family of devils and a turtle hostage.
Teen: Okay, this is getting stupid.
Eggman: Scratch, Grounder, Coconuts, prepare them for the-
Just then, they heard crashing before they noticed a twirling tornado spinning around, with robots clashing and being destroyed just as the three robots that held the family screamed, being pulled in before they crashed to the wall.
Three: Ugh!
Then, when it died down, a familiar devil yelled gibberish before noticing the family.
Taz: Huh? Family!
Dad: What do you know, Taz. It looks like you came just in time.
Taz hugged his family, though the female teen looked embarrassed. Taz then growled toward the foes.
Boomer: Oh crap! They found us!
Voice: He's not the only one you should worry about.
Then, they noticed Hiram with the others and Sonic Heroes arriving to them.
Eggman: Sonic the Hedgehog!
Sonic: (smirks) Yo, Eggman! You and Gruntilda running out of places to take over?
Gruntilda: It's you who should be worried, boy. So how about you try my little toys!
The group looked as a huge mechanical machine was brought out before the two got in, preparing to attack.
Kazooie: (annoyed) Here we go again.
Mr. Bump: Uh, permission to faint?
Ratigan: No.
Mr. Bump: (worried) I was afraid you were gonna say that!
Miles: Hmph, you guys again...as if our first encounter was bad enough with the Bat Squirrel here...
Scourge: Let's take 'em down a notch.
Then, the green hedgehog was kicked away by Batula, who glared angrily.
Batula: You dare to hurt me!?
Psycho: Ooooh, looks like this battle's gonna get interesting.
The fight begins as the machine fires energy blasts at the group, though they dodged them.
Max: Okay, any idea how we can deal with these guys?
Banjo: I think we should break the thing down.
Sonic: Okay, we will keep the Supression Squad and the dumb bots away while you guys deal with Eggman personally.
Sarah: Right, good idea.
The allies block the said baddies as the group quickly fight off the machien quickly, tossing their attacks on them.
Mr. Tickle: You think this machine is tickish?
Gruntilda's Voice: My machines doesn't need a tickle, though it does cost a lot of nickles!
Mr. Grumpy: (annoyed) Stop with the rhyming please!
Eggman's Voice: Prepare to be slash into pieces!
The machine send out some spinning blades trying to cut the heroes. Now Gruntilda got out of the tank top and is about to open fire but Psycho quickly blocks the shooting part with an orange, causing it to backfire.
Gruntilda: Gah! Weasel causes machine to explode with an orange, I will show them how...how...(pause) Damn! Nothing rhymes with orange!
Nack: (sarcastically) What a surprise.
Eggman's Voice: Stop your rhyming and get back in here!
Gruntilda: Right, it will be our turn up to bat. We will destroy them all including their two huge rats!
Suddenly Hiram and Ratigan growls angrily and furiously.
Pinky: Ooooh! You're in for it now!
Hiram and Ratigan: I AM NOT A RAT!!!
The two jump up and crawl over the machine and jumps Gruntilda, sending the three inside the machine.
Eggman: Hey, wait, what are you doing?! Ouch! Damn it, he bit me!
Gruntilda's Voice: Ouch! Mice are enraged and totally out-class! But rest assure, I will kick their...
Maximus: (quickly) As we were saying!
The group fires their attacks and hit the machine hard, causing it to stop once and for all. Soon Hiram and Ratigan came out with annoyed frowns.
Swiper: Hey, Hiram, what happen?
Hiram: You don't want to go in there. Not pretty, but they won't be getting up for a while.
Ratigan: (spitting) Gah! That witch tastes like gym socks!
Kazooei: What did you expect? She breathes in that stuff!
Dad: Well, that's interesting. Looks like we have been save.
Grounder: Oooh! The boss is down!
The dumbots run to check on their bosses, while the Supression Squad decides to make a break for it.
Boomer: Shouldn't we help Eggman?
Scourge: Nah! Let fatso and the wicked hag of the Spiral Mountain deal with their own injuries. I'm juicing out of here.
Scourge yelps as a wrench hits him in the ass on his way out.
Sonic: My line, faker!
Suddenly the room flashes a bit.
Sheriff: What in tarnation?
Soon a star looking object appears from out of nowhere and flies up into the sky. We now see Tokyo as some parts of it are turned back to normal, however part of Mobius is brought onto Earth. Back to the scene...
Ben: Hey, what just happened?
Gwen: Looks like part of Tokyos are back to normal, though a part of Mobius is brought to Earth.
Psycho: Does this mean we can have fun with our new friends all the time??
Brandy: I still can't believe it. We're back in Tokyo.
Batula: Luckily...it's still night.
He began to leave before Psycho looked concerned.
Psycho: Hey, wait-
However, Dingo stopped him.
Dingo: Uh, I think it's best that he goes home.
Then, in an instant, Batula became his bat form, flying from the group.
Miss Calamity: Well, the danger's over...by the way, devil family, we never got your names.
Dad: I'm Hugh and this is my wife, Jean. My little tykes here are Molly and Jake along with a dog who thinks he's a turtle.
Taz: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Then, the group turned, noticing a light at the other part of Tokyo. There, they saw Snake's group reappearing with a blue star object.
Miss Chatterbox: It's Snake and the others!
The heroes ran to them as they looked concerned.
Digit: Guys, I can't believe you're here!
Carl: Uh, who are the others with you?
Tails: We'll explain on the way.
Mr. Grumpy: How the heck did you get back here? And who are these people?
Peter: You're not gonna believe the crap I've went through.
(Flashback)
The battle against Peter and the chicken continued as they both punched and hit one another, with Peter tossing the chicken down on the ground, though the chicken poked his eyes.
Peter: AHHHH!
Quickly, Alf and Shego jumped in, hitting the chicken with Peter using a giant metal object, quickly slamming it on the chicken's head, so much, that much blood came out. They panted as Peter sighed.
Peter: Thanks...for the help.
Alf: No problem.
Then, a blue star appeared before the heroes (with the freed ones) looked surprised and the star glowed.
(End Flashback)
Bowser Jr: Lucky those oddballs saved him.
Mr. Bump: (notices) Ick, and that's the chicken on the ground?
Alf: Yep, pretty much.
James: Ewww!
Mr. Tickle: Hmmm, yours is blue and ours is silver. It looks neat. By the way, what was that jewel that flew in the air briefly, Hiram?
Hiram: I'm sure I don't know.
Snake: You got one, too?
The two showed the gems before Meowth looked seriously.
Meowth: I bet those are summon jewels.
Jessie: Weird.
Nemesis: Can it summon some common sense around here?
Bloo: Ooooh.
Grievous: Stop that!
Miss Whoops: But can these stars bring us to the others?
Miss Chatterbox: That depends on how you use them. I mean, how the heck are we gonna find the others anyway? I mean we haven't even used our summons, for crying out loud. Hey, I wonder what our summons will look like when summoned?
Mr. Grumpy: Probably something annoying.
Rouge: Apparently, I don't see anyone else here for some reason.
Mr. Bump: Oh no! Don't tell me they're all gone!
Chris: Maybe it's like one of those games where you have to defeat the final boss to have everyone return.
Rouge: I see...
Lois: Come on, I think we can find a way to get to them.
However, unknown to most of them, Ratigan came to the fallen foes.
Eggman: (annoyed) What do you want? Haven't you embarrassed us enough?
Scourge: Hey, you're that guy who gave us that card to join this "Team Spicer" kind of group.
Gruntilda: What is this Team Spicer you speak? Tell us before I make you fearfully squeak!
Ratigan: It is simple...the head of this...organization as you call it...has been looking for new recruits. And from what we can tell, you qualify.
Coconuts: Um, didn't you try to kill Dr. Robotnik when Grunty said the "r" word?
Grounder: (confused) Retard?
Scratch: (annoyed) No.
Fiona: And what makes you think we'll join?
Ratigan: Simple: for what you people always have desired...
Coconuts: You mean...no more cleaning up toilets again?
Grounder: We get to see wonderful sights?
Eggman: (groans) Dumb bots!
He was given a card by the big rat before he turned, leaving them.
Ratigan: If you are interested, you will know where to look.
The group glanced at the card before Eggman looked concerned.
Eggman: This may be interesting...
Unknown to anyone, a familiar body was panned before the chicken's eyes opened up, glaring where Peter's group had gone. The groups, meanwhile, looked concerned.
Nic: You guys are saying this Cackletta character is trying to destroy everything?
Bowser Jr: That's what we heard!
Sonic: Man, and I thought Bowser was tough.
Brain: You mean you knew Bowser?
Sonic: Yeah, and the other Mario Characters from Videoland. Like us Sonic Heroes, he and the characters of the Mario universe were invited to the Olympics in the real world.
Miss Whoops: Hey, now I remember. The special Mario vs Sonic Olympic games! The normal and winter! You guys were really amazing there.
Miss Chatterbox: My gosh, I can't believe that it's actually happening. Famous celebrities, knowing the Marios, all that stuff. I wonder if the others will realize where we are.
Mr. Tickle: Only one way to find out.
The two stars rose up, creating a portal of some sort.
Mr. Bump: (surprised) Those stars...they can create portals?
Mr. Tickle: I think it's neat. It gives us more time to find people who tickle! Ha-ha-ha.
Jessie: This better not be a waste, stars.
Meowth: I guess the more stars we have, the more portals they can create to help us get rid of that Cackletta hag.
Brian: Something tells me it'll get harsher when we go through.
The others quickly entered, though Hiram stayed for a moment. He looked at a picture of a female gray mouse smiling on it.
Hiram: Soon, Adelaine...soon.
With that, he too entered as well.
(ED: Ashita ha Atashi no Kaze ga Fuku by Ai Maeda)
Kouja no Senshi
Chapter 8: Toons & Games Arc
Act 23: Of Peasantry &
(OP: Go by Flow)
Narrator: Previously on Kouja no Senshi...
Miss Chatterbox: My gosh, I can't believe that it's actually happening. Famous celebrities, knowing the Marios, all that stuff. I wonder if the others will realize where we are.
Mr. Tickle: Only one way to find out.
The two stars rose up, creating a portal of some sort.
Mr. Bump: (surprised) Those stars...they can create portals?
Mr. Tickle: I think it's neat. It gives us more time to find people who tickle! Ha-ha-ha.
Jessie: This better not be a waste, stars.
Meowth: I guess the more stars we have, the more portals they can create to help us get rid of that Cackletta hag.
Brian: Something tells me it'll get harsher when we go through.
The others quickly entered, though Hiram stayed for a moment. He looked at a picture of a female gray mouse smiling on it.
Back in the Videlictrix Main Frame, the group came to the area.
Miss Daredevil: Okay, now use the Gel-Arshie on the wheel.
Then, Gel-Arshie appeared and floated above the group.
Gel-Arshie: Step aside, puddin' snacks! {zooms up close to the camera} I'm on the loose and I'm bursting with red fruit-like flavor!
He strained and grunted before the place glowed.
Argit: What did that freak do?
Miss Daredevil: I figured it would glow like those red/blue 3D glasses they use. That means we can use the wheel on the ground.
The group moved the area before looking at the answer to the one with Paul Revere.
Mr. Nosy: What's the answer, Strong Bad?
Strong Bad: None. Paul Revere was lactose intolerant.
Mr. Small: Besides, I doubt Ice Cream was even invented at that time.
Then, the group turned to the Copy Protector.
Strong Bad: We've got the answer to that riddle.
Copy Protector: Layeth it on me.
Strong Bad: None. Paul Revere was lactose intolerant.
Copy Protector: That is correct!
The wheel vanished before the title of the game appeared to them.
Copy Protector: Welcome to the realm of Peasantry!
Koopa Bros: Awesome!
They jumped up, transforming before entering the portal.
(Taz-Mania)
In Taz-Mania, the Digidestined with their group looked at the dangerous area.
Takuya: I still can't believe this General Guy would do something like this.
Cody: What do you expect? He's a Mario foe from the Paper Mario series.
They heard screaming before they stopped, noticing three children being tortured by Shy Guys.
Shy Guy Leader: I, General Guy, am demanding to know what the code to send the Moon Base to the sun is!
Numbah 362: Forget it! We'll never give it to you!
They looked worried as Jack frowned.
Jack: No fair! They stole our idea!
Machinedramon: (annoyed) Typical, Jack.
Bo: You may need a little help.
He whistled before some familiar figures appeared.
Izzy: Prodigious! It's the other Taz-Mania guys!
Didgery Dingo: I think we can take care of this together, if you let us.
Yolei: Awesome! Let's take 'em out!
ON-SCREEN TEXT: CAST OF TAZ-MANIA has joined your party.
Veemon: Huh? What party?
They only charged, heading to General Guy and the Shy Guys.
General Guy: (notices) Huh? What the-!?
Just then, the attacks collided, hitting each Shy Guy as General Guy, looking annoyed, fired rapidly toward them. However, the Dark Masters and Jack combined their attacks, sending him and the Shy Guys in the sky.
General Guy: AHHH! WHY ME!?
In a twink of an eye, they were gone. The three children were freed as they grinned.
Numbah 19th Century: Thanks for the help.
Sora: It was nothing.
Then, the group noticed a pink star appearing before it flashed. Then, to their surprise, Tokyo was restored to the way it was while the heroes themselves were close to a portal.
Tai: What just happened?
Jack: The Balance Star happened, that's what.
They looked at where the portal was before the third star joined, creating a more visible and stronger portal.
Piedmon: It seems like in order to defeat Cackletta, we must find a way through the area.
Timothy Platypus: I wonder if this will mean we'll see Taz when he sees...
Platypuses: (high fives) The Platypus Brothers!
MetalSeadramon: (annoyed) Never again...
They only entered through the portal.
(Tokyo/Free Country)
With the group, they reappeared in Peasantry while they looked around, not noticing a familiar KOT with an Atari scorpion tail.
Strong Bad: Check this place out! I'm in a video game! Oh, man, does that mean I can bash stuff with my head to find coins?
He went over to a tree and bashed his head on it, only to hurt it.
Strong Bad: Ow! Guess not.
Courage: Tell me about it.
Homestar: {pops up, obviously eating something} Hi, Strong Bad. {chewing} Did you find the TrogSword and kill Trogdor yet?
Strong Bad: No, I didn't. {Homestar holds an apple from Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder.} I mean, you're still in that window, right... hey, are you eating?
Homestar: Yeah! There's food just lying around all over in here! {chews and crouches down} Bananas, turkey legs, cherries, powerdots... {holds up 2 cherries and a hot dog}
Red Bros: I'm gonna ignore that. Now who in here's gonna tell me how to kill Trogdor?
Homestar: I don't know. I never played this game. But...I'm sure there's a cave, or volcano, or lair around here somewhere. There usually is in this kind of game.
Then, they heard a microwave bell in the background.
Homestar: That's the ham! Gotta go! {vanishes}
Sailor Cluster Prime: (sweatdrops) In the words of Mr. Grumpy: Crooked Cucumbers!
Strong Bad: What the CGA are these things? {picks them up} I'm gonna guess...pebbles. Or chicken feed. Ball bearings? {stores it}
Naruto: Huh?
The group saw someone nearby
Mr. Nervous: Gah! Who's that?
Strong Bad: Hey, it's Rather Dashing, star of Peasant's Quest! Looking blocky and pixely as ever, Rath. Say, I always wanted to ask: what's up with the short pants?
Rather Dasing: {text displayed like in the actual game} These things are incredibly comfortable! I'd like to see you GET ROCK or THROW BABY while wearing long pants.
Strong Bad: Fair enough. Hey, I need your help.
Vlad: Hey, Pixel Man!
Rather Dashing: {text displayed} My name and physical appearance are Rather Dashing!
Trong Bad: I need you to help me find some kinda special sword and kill Trogdor so I can keep Homestar from popping up in my face all the time.
Homestar: {pops up in front of Strong Bad's face, causing him to try and wave him off screen} Congratulations! You won a free MP3 player! Click here for low, low rates. {vanishes}
Minimus: (sweatdrop) What was that all about?
Rather Dashing: {text displayed} Trogdor?! I'm not going anywhere near that dragon! Hasn't anyone told you? He's indestructible! Not even the mighty TrogSword can smite him!
Strong Bad: That's not what I heard. You must be doing it wrong.
Rather Dashing: {text displayed} I suppose it's possible that I was simply smiting him in the wrong spot. Tales have been told about weak spots in the beast's scaly armor, but I've never seen any!
Green Bros.: We can kick him in the groin!
Black Bros.: I doubt Trogdor has a groin.
Green Bros.: Then what did he pee out of?
Strong Bad: Where can a peasant brother lay his hands on a TrogSword? I got Trogdors to smite!
Rather Dashing: {text displayed} Well, normally it's on display at the Inn, right here in Peasantry. But recently a strange burst of energy swept the sword away to a foreign land of floating platforms and slightly higher resolutions! Soon after, another stranger looking quite a bit like yourself, visited Peasantry asking each of us for a challenge!
Strong Bad: Wait...no! Stinkoman?! My favorite Japanese cartoon video game version of me? I love that guy!
Rather Dashing: He desired a challenge, so I sent him on a quest to retrieve our sword back from whatever strange realm it ended up in! I assume he's still there, for he has not yet returned.
Argit: That's great, I think.
Strong Bad: Hey, why don't you come with me to kill Trogdor? I could use someone as kindling- I mean, a distraction while I slay the beast!
Rather Dashing: {text displayed} Sorry, but I'm no longer in the Dragon Slaying business. Getting "burninated" over and over again is not a very rewarding career path. And it hurts. Real bad! So I've shifted my focus to princess saving!
Ling-Ling: *Damn coward!*
Rather Dashing: {test display] Hey, watch it!
Strong Bad: Yeah? How's that going for you?
Rather Dashing: {text displayed} Honestly, business has been a bit... slow. I've yet to meet a single damsel in distress.
Suddenly a familiar character in a suit appears.
Strong Sad: Hark, who goes there? Leave this place now, lest I, the evil wizard, Sluushfuund, be forced to cast an evil spell on you.
Miss Daredevil: That's just Strong Sad in an embarrassing suit.
Strong Bad: {amused} Uh-huh, I think they mixed up your order at the costume palace, Prom Queen! They must've made a mistake.
Strong Sad: It's fate! I was sitting in my room alone—
Strong Bad: {interrupts} As always...
Strong Sad: —when a blinding flash of light knocked me off my feet! I woke up here in the land of Peasantry, obviously dressed as a powerful, evil wizard!
Strong ad: So who, exactly, do you think you are?
Strong Sad: As I told you, puny knight, I am the evil wizard, Sluushfuund!
Strong Bad: {trying hard not to laugh} Yes, of course. Evil... {chortles} ...wizard!
Bobcat: Damn lameness!
Strong Sad: {unamused} What?
Strong Sad: {amused} Uh... hate to break it to you, Sloshfiend, but you're clearly a princess!
Yellow Bros.: So he's a dork and a cross dresser? Amazing.
Strong Sad: {bossily} No I'm not! I'm an evil wizard! Just look at my wizard hat!
Strong Bad: Oh, your evil wizard hat? You mean the one that is... {speaks in a mixed gruff and amused tone} ...pink, and sparkly?
Strong Sad: I don't care what you say. I'm an evil wizard! It's my job to guard this lair and give out quests.
Strong Bad: Okay, wizard, let's see some magic!
Strong Sad: {bossily} I'll not waste my powers entertaining you!
Sasuke: (rolls eyes) Ha! You are just embarrassed that you don't have any magic at all.
Strong bad: That's what I thought. I'll just be schooching on past you now...
Strong Sad: Oh yeah? {raises both arms in the air} MAGIC MISSILE!
{Strong Sad summons a blue fireball and fires it slowly towards Strong Bad's face. As soon as it makes contact, it blinks and disappears.}
Strong Bad: Whoa, it's warm! Feels like I've been hit with, like, a microwaved breakfast sausage or something!
Naruto: Boy, I haven't seen something this messed up since I interrupt Tommy and Gaz's love time.
-Cutaway Gag-
Naruto heads into a room where Tommy is at, opening the door.
Naruto: Hey, Tommy! I need your signatures for...
The boy gasps as he enter the room and saw Tommy and Gaz in bed, making out. That is until they saw Naruto and scream.
Tommy and Gaz: GET OUT!!!
Naruto dodges a lot of items thrown at him making him run out of the room in alarm.
-End cutaway gag-
Strong Bad: So, evil wizard Smushfriend, come to terms with your feminine side yet?
Strong Sad: {annoyed} That's "Sluushfuund"! And I'm a wizard, not a princess!
Strong Bad: That's not what the town folk say.
Strong Sad: What townfolk?
Green Bros.: Like, everybody, man! I mean, it's pretty obvious.
Strong Sad: Well, if anybody tries to get past me into Trogdor's lair, they'll find out what a powerful wizard I really am!
Strong Bad: Step aside, little... uhh... sister, Strong Bad's got a Trogdor to smite!
Strong Sad: No way!
Strong Bad: {bitterly} What?!
Strong Sad: I am evil wizard Sluushfuund, Bouncer of Trogdor's lair. And you're not on Ye Guest List.
Strong Bad: OK, Pricness Questgiver, hit me with your best quest!
Strong Sad: Very well. You must venture deep into the forbidden forest and retrieve thy Amulet of Ancient Summoning... {summons an image of a quest cube} ...from the ravenous Munchox! {The cube vanishes.}
Strong Bad: And what do I get in return?
Strong Sad: First, bring me the item, then we'll talk about your reward!
Mr. Small: OK, Princess Salad Fork—
Strong Bad: {interrupts} That doesn't even sound anything like "Sluushfuund".
Strong Bad: {withdraws the quest item} I got that quest item that I don't actually remember what it's called. Now, let's talk reward!
Gonzo the Great: How did he get it so far?
Rizzo the Rat: (shrugs) We got it during the cutaway gag scene.
Strong Sad: {puzzled} Umm, are you sure this is the Quest Item?
Strong Bad: Of course! It looks just like the thing you showed me!
Fozzie: Right! Unless you want us to go through a lot of pointless flashbacks to prove it to ya...
Strong Sad: Hmmm... I guess you're right. {holds the item up high} Behold, the quest item is recovered! {puts the item away} Thank you, brave adventurer! You've done such a fantastic job that I shall reward you with another quest!
Strong Bad: {irritated} Are you serious?!
Strong Sad: Return to the realm of the Munchox and bring forth to me... {another quest cube is summoned} ...the Sigil of Dark Dampening!
Strong Bad: {annoyed} This better be worth it, Lady Dumpsalot!
(Acme Acres)
Inside Monty's mansion, the group there are confronting Montana Max in some sort of machine, with Pom Pom and the Bean Scouts in a cage nearby.
Montana: Ha ha ha ha ha! Looks like you idiots gotten by Arnold. That pitbullw as always useless.
Freakazoid: Okay, evil little bratty kiddie! Give us our friends and we promised we will hurt ya!
Beaky Buzzard: Duh, isn't that same thing?
Montana: Forget it! You ain't getting them or the gold star I got!
Yosemite Sam: Give me the star, you little vermint, or I'll fail ya!
Montana: Make me!
Sam: Looks like this wise ass won't give it. Shall we do this?
Max: Only until Loud and Fifi stop flirting with each other.
Charity: (annoyed) Now cut that out! You are doing that just to make me jealous!
Loud: Sorry. (whispering to Fifi) We'll talk later, okay honey?
Fifi giggles as the fight begins with Montana throwing punching gloves and shooting out money bags.
Bowser: Okay, this is pathetic. What kind of person fights with money?!
Gaston: You obviously never met Gaston!
Bowser: I prefer not to, homo!
Gaston: (confused) Homo?!
Vegeta: (annoyed) Okay, I have enough of this. BIG BANG ATTACK!!!
Montana yelps as Vegeta fires his attack, causing a big explosion. Soon when all is clear, the cage is destroyed sending Pom Pom and the Bean Scouts into the guy. Goku and Krillin caught them in time.
Goku: Vegeta, you may want to be careful next time.
Buster: Hey relax, this is a toon world, no one dies here.
We see Montana nearby, dazed and covers in ashes.
Elmer: (frowns) I am giving Monty detention aftew this, that's for suwe.
Soon a familiar star, a golden one, appears in the room. Soon it flashes as we now see more parts of Tokyo being restored, as well as a part of Acme Acre. Back to the others...
Bass: Eh, looks like this world is safe.
Father Time: So, shall we going?
(Tokyo/Free Country)
We see the group approaching someone in an inn somewhere in town.
Strong Bad: Hi, decrepit old person.
Innkeeper: {text displayed} Hello youngster. What can I do for you?
Strong Bad: What's with that ye flask over there?
Innkeeper: {text displayed} You probably WISH you could get that.
Strong Bad: Well yeah, I do, now...
Innkeeper: {text displayed} What do you need ye flask for, anyway?
Sakura: Geez, well, can someone field this one....
Strong Bad: I don't know! Isn't that what you're supposed to do, just pick up all the crap that's lying around hoping it'll be useful for some stupid thing later?
Innkeeper: {text displayed} Uhh... you can't get ye flask.
Strong Bad: OK, fine. I'm just saying, don't leave ye flasks just lying around in plain view if you don't want people trying to pick 'em up. Not cool.
Bobcat: This place is awesome! If I ever open up a bed, breakfast and biker bar, it'll look just like this one!
Innkeeper: {text displayed} Oh, I wouldn't recommend it. The Inn itself doth make little money. That's why I have had to open a Carriage Tow and Repair Service as well. Should you need a carriage repaired, just come see me!
Strong Bad: Say, you seen a dragon around here? Big beefy arm, scales and teeth that look like consummate Vs?
Innkeeper: {text displayed} You mean Trogdor? I haven't seen the beast since the mysterious rumblings in the sky roused the dragon from his lair.
Strong Bad: That's cool, I'll find 'em and hack 'em to bits somewhere else then.
Innkeeper: {text displayed} I'm afraid that's not possible. Trogdor's only vulnerable when he's in his lair! Your best bet is to wait there for him to return, but alas the lair is being guarded by an evil princess!
Sasuke: Nah, it's just Strong Sad in an embarrassing outfit.
Strong Bad: You don't hear too much about evil princesses, do you? It's all evil queens, wicked stepmothers, and hot witches, mostly.
Argit: These games always have some kinda weapon you need to kill the dragon. You seen anything like that, old man?
Innkeeper: {text displayed} I used to have the legendary Trog-Sword on display to honor the many lives of Rather Dashing lost to Trogdor, but it was swept away during the recent rumblings in the sky!
Strong Bad: Hey, I got a job for ya!
Innkeeper: {text displayed} Huzzah! So where is this carriage?
Strong Bad: Uh, it's pretty far away from here.
Innkeeper: {text displayed} As far as the Peasantry woods?
Strong Bad: You better just come with me.
{The Innkeeper vanishes.}
Hinata: (confused) Okay, how does he do that?
ON-SCREEN TEXT: THE INNKEEPER has joined your party!
Green Bros.: (confused) What party?
Vlad: (annoyed) That running gag is getting old!
Strong Bad: "Ye olde crate?" There aren't supposed to be crates in Peasantry! Must be a memory leak or something.
The group goes over to a crate and reads the label.
Strong Bad: Level 4 spell of snake summoning! {puts the snakes on the crate} Huzzah! SMASH CRATE. What do you want to smash the crate with? A: SNAKE BOXER.
{Snake Boxer appears and breaks the crate open, revealing ye medkit.}
Strong Bad: Come, my snakes, back into the safety of my pants. {puts the snakes away and does a little dance} Cool, an all-purpose medkit! {takes it and faces the camera} With this I can cure the sick and heal the lame! Maybe even the ultra lame like Strong Sad!
Innkeeper: {appears and walks towards the bus, then speaks with text displayed} What am I supposed to do with this? This isn't like any carriage I've ever seen.
Vlad: Why is some people speaking in text????
Ling-Ling: *Who knows? And more importantly, who cares?*
Strong Bad: Oh come on! It's a SPACE carriage. That's the best KIND of carriage!
Innkeeper: {text displayed} Eh, what do I know? I'm just a simple peasant.
{The Innkeeper crouches down and applies a hammer over the bush. Trogdor sneaks up from behind, burns the bush, sets the Innkeeper on fire and starts chasing him. The bus is freed.}
Strong Bad: {excited} Pyrotechnics!
Larry Palaroncini: {voiceover} Well all right! Just point us at the Babeliens and let us do our thing!
Strong Bad: {curiously} Uh, what type Babeliens are you guys looking for, anyway?
Larry Palaroncini: {voiceover} Hey man, Limozeen don't discriminate. We'll beam up any type o' lady who wants to PARTAY!
{The bus disappears.}
ON-SCREEN TEXT: THE LIMOZEEN SPACE MACHINE has joined your partay!
Green Bros.: (confused) What...
Sasuke: (hits the koopa) Okay, enough!
Strong Bad: Fly, my hair metal rockers! Be free!
{The bus appears above Bubs and Marzipan.}
Larry Palaroncini: {voiceover} Moderately hot Babelien off the port bow!
{The bus uses the tractor beam to pick up Marzipan. Crashing noises are then heard from inside.}
Larry Palaroncini: {voiceover} Oh crap! It's that crazy chick from the Battle of the Bands! Ow! Stop throwin' those crates, pretty mama! Ow!
{The bus leaves.}
Bubs: {happily} Thought she'd NEVER leave!
{Cue wipe transition back to the Trogdor machine.}
Bubs: There ya go, Strong Bad. Just stick that back in the machine, and you can play whatever game you want, even those crazy foreign-type games!
Homestar: {pops up, eyes closed and with a happy facial expression} Yatta!
Strong Bad: {annoyed} Homestar?!? {to Bubs} I thought once you fixed that thing, I'd be rid of him for good!
Cluster Prime: Hey, that's not nice!
Strong Bad: To hell with niceness! Never do crap anyway!
Bubs: Ain't gonna be that easy. As long as Trogdor's out runnin' around burnin' everything up, the machine can't be fixed! You're gonna have to take him out old school style! We're talking MEDIEVAL old school!
Homestar: And rescue me. Just a reminder. {vanishes}
Bubs: Now I'm gonna see if I can hitch a ride on that Babelien Space Bus! {runs off} Wait up, guys!
Strong Bad: {puts the pebbles in the bucket} Hey, uh, "Mista". I think I found some rivets! At least I think they're rivets... I guess they could be grapes... or nickels...
{The Poopsmith holds up a sign with 2 exclamation points on it.}
Strong Bad: Cool! So you'll join my party?
{The Poopsmith holds up the sign that said "Let's Build Something" from earlier.}
Black Bros.: So, uh...what does a Poopsmith does anyway?
Wile.: (holding up sign) I think it's best not to know!
Strong Bad: That's what I'm talkin' about!
{The bucket, the Poopsmith's spade and his hat vanish one by one before he vanishes himself.}
ON-SCREEN TEXT: MISTA FIXIT has joined your party!
(Termina)
The group now go to the top of the clock tower as a huge mask is floating nearby.
Skull Kid: That's it! The same mask that took control of me before!
Majora's Mask: Well, looks like enemies old and new has come, but you're too late!!! Soon this moon will crash to Termina and you're all dead!
Link: Again?
Phage: Looks like the rest of Dimmsdale is here.
Sure enough, the Mr. Men & Little Miss cast are nearby trapped in a cage.
Princess: (annoyed) What is it with villains and cages anyway?
Majora's Mask: Now prepare to meet the power of Majora's Mask!!!
The evil villain flies into the sky as she fires zaps onto the group, which they dodge.
Mojo: How dare you! Take this!
Mojo fires lasers at the mask while Link uses some tactics like he did the last time to fight Majora's Mask.
Cyborg: Yo! Taste this!
Cyborg and Starfire opens blasts at Majora's Mask, causing it to scream.
Link: We can't let it transofmr. Otherwise, it will take forever to beat Majora's Mask.
Him: (f.v.) Eh, may as well...(e.v.) END THIS DAMN FIGHT EARLY!!!
Him grew into his giant form from the dark future then stabs at Majora's Mask, causing the villain by surprise. Soon Majora's Mask got pinned into the ground hard. Him lets go and fires lasers at the mask, destroying it once and for all.
Zelda: (shocked) How in the...
Him transforms back as he explains.
Him: (f.v) Hey, I learn from myself. Ooooh, I feel so great right about now!
The others release the Little Men and Little Miss cast as a bronze star appears. Soon it flashes as we now see parts of Tokyo restored, follow by parts of Termina being added.
In the space-like universe, the five groups appeared as they looked around.
Bowser: Kids!
Koopa Kids: King Dad!
The eight hugged their father as Mouser sighed.
Mouser: Finally, you've been found.
Jack: Sir, where are we anyway?
Pom Pom bubbled a little as Clam shrugged.
Clam: No clue.
However, Control Freak, noticing Nack with Psycho, grabbed them, squeezing them too tightly as he grinned.
Control Freak: Yes! My favorite weasels are here! Oh thank you! Thank you!
Psycho: AHHHH! GET AWAY!
Nack: Crap, it's the brat from Earth!
Some of them only looked amused.
Davis: Hey, I noticed you guys have some new allies.
Taz: Huh?
He then glared at Bushlad, Bo, and Axel, growling in anger.
Bo: Well, what do you know, it's the Tasmanian Devil, the one we've been searching for.
Cody: (frowns) Taz has a family! You won't do anything to hurt him!
Bo: We're not going to hurt him, just place him in a zoo where he'll be comfortable and live life in there to let the zoo going children see him.
Daffy: (pauses) Does anyone else feel like turning these two to leather bags?
Max & Psycho: Oh, me! Me!
Snake: Ssstill, PJ, Sssailor Moon, Delete, Katz, and Ssstrong Bad are probably having problemsss.
Phage: What was your first clue?
Goku: You know, when we're with you, it's like our memories of the past are coming up for some reason...
Gohan: (notices) Hey, what's with those jewels?
The five leaders took out the jewels before they glowed. In an instant, an elephant, a lizard monster, hamster, and two familiar figures appeared in spirit forms.
Digit: My gosh! It's Shari Spotter!
Jack: And that must be Jojo!
Mr. Scatterbrain: Ha-ha-ha. Well, well, if it isn't my furry friend, Hamtaro! Where were you? I haven't seen you since the 3rd Arc.
Carl: Dare I ask what the hell's going on?
Jojo: Oh my gosh...you must be Jack and some of the others. But how did I get here? I only remembered helping rebuild Whoville and this happened to me.
Shari: And I was about to learn from Professor Stumblesnore where I truly came from before I somehow got turned to a gem.
Digit: I hug you if you weren't a spirit right now.
Phage: And who might these two be?
Lizard: Hmph, the name's Randall, one of the best scarers of Monster's Inc. And it seems I found easy humans to scare to help me get to the top.
Yang: (frowns) Seriously, you sound like you need help therapy.
Randall: What!?
Elephant: And I am Taj, the Genie of Timber Island.
Kazooie: Oh great, the dumb genie again. Why did he appear, out of all places?
Shari: It seems that something horrible happened.
Yin: I'm not sure how either.
Master Yo: Something horrible has gone wrong with the time-space continuum, that's what.
Pinky: Oh really? I thought we were gonna have to blame Brain or Ganny on this one.
Brain: (hits him) Pinky!
Pinky: (gets hit) Zort!
Jessie: The question is...how the heck do we find our way through this place.
Then, the group noticed the five stars coming to them. They glowed, showing portals to the remaining five locations.
Miss Helpful: Hey, there are the others. In the Mushroom Kingdom, Nottingham, that weird city with sand, a city full of Toons, and Tokyo...or is it Strong Bad's place. It looks like it's a combination of both.
Peter: All I can say is...it's ass kicking time.
Bowser: (realizes) Oh, one more thing before we continue.
He then yanked both Hiram and Ratigan away from one another.
Both: Hey!
Bowser: It's just in case, you know. Unless you want us to get us killed, neither of you are coming together, got it?
Swiper: You know...that may be the smartest thing Bowser's ever done.
Bowser Jr: He is my dad after all.
Bass: Something tells me it won't last wrong.
Carl: Uh, you could tell how?
Cutman: Come on, we have to find the others.
The spirits vanished as the group went inside, with the five stars following.
(ED: Ashita ha Atashi no Kaze ga Fuku by Ai Maeda)
Kouja no Senshi
Chapter 8: Toons & Games Arc
Act 24: Wrath of the Bosses
(OP: Go by Flow)
Narrator: Previously on Kouja no Senshi...
Strong Bad: We've got the answer to that riddle.
Copy Protector: Layeth it on me.
Strong Bad: None. Paul Revere was lactose intolerant.
Copy Protector: That is correct!
The wheel vanished before the title of the game appeared to them.
Copy Protector: Welcome to the realm of Peasantry!
Koopa Bros: Awesome!
Tai: What just happened?
Jack: The Balance Star happened, that's what.
They looked at where the portal was before the third star joined, creating a more visible and stronger portal.
Piedmon: It seems like in order to defeat Cackletta, we must find a way through the area.
Timothy Platypus: I wonder if this will mean we'll see Taz when he sees...
Platypuses: (high fives) The Platypus Brothers!
MetalSeadramon: (annoyed) Never again...
Strong Bad: Where can a peasant brother lay his hands on a TrogSword? I got Trogdors to smite!
Rather Dashing: {text displayed} Well, normally it's on display at the Inn, right here in Peasantry. But recently a strange burst of energy swept the sword away to a foreign land of floating platforms and slightly higher resolutions! Soon after, another stranger looking quite a bit like yourself, visited Peasantry asking each of us for a challenge!
Strong Bad: Wait...no! Stinkoman?! My favorite Japanese cartoon video game version of me? I love that guy!
Rather Dashing: He desired a challenge, so I sent him on a quest to retrieve our sword back from whatever strange realm it ended up in! I assume he's still there, for he has not yet returned.
Argit: That's great, I think.
Bowser: Okay, this is pathetic. What kind of person fights with money?!
Gaston: You obviously never met Gaston!
Bowser: I prefer not to, homo!
Gaston: (confused) Homo?!
Vegeta: (annoyed) Okay, I have enough of this. BIG BANG ATTACK!!!
Montana yelps as Vegeta fires his attack, causing a big explosion. Soon when all is clear, the cage is destroyed sending Pom Pom and the Bean Scouts into the guy. Goku and Krillin caught them in time.
Goku: Vegeta, you may want to be careful next time.
Buster: Hey relax, this is a toon world, no one dies here.
We see Montana nearby, dazed and covers in ashes.
Elmer: (frowns) I am giving Monty detention aftew this, that's for suwe.
Digit: My gosh! It's Shari Spotter!
Jack: And that must be Jojo!
Mr. Scatterbrain: Ha-ha-ha. Well, well, if it isn't my furry friend, Hamtaro! Where were you? I haven't seen you since the 3rd Arc.
Carl: Dare I ask what the hell's going on?
Jojo: Oh my gosh...you must be Jack and some of the others. But how did I get here? I only remembered helping rebuild Whoville and this happened to me.
Shari: And I was about to learn from Professor Stumblesnore where I truly came from before I somehow got turned to a gem.
Digit: I hug you if you weren't a spirit right now.
Phage: And who might these two be?
Lizard: Hmph, the name's Randall, one of the best scarers of Monster's Inc. And it seems I found easy humans to scare to help me get to the top.
Yang: (frowns) Seriously, you sound like you need help therapy.
Randall: What!?
Elephant: And I am Taj, the Genie of Timber Island.
Kazooie: Oh great, the dumb genie again. Why did he appear, out of all places?
Peter: All I can say is...it's ass kicking time.
Bowser: (realizes) Oh, one more thing before we continue.
He then yanked both Hiram and Ratigan away from one another.
Both: Hey!
Bowser: It's just in case, you know. Unless you want us to get us killed, neither of you are coming together, got it?
Swiper: You know...that may be the smartest thing Bowser's ever done.
Bowser Jr: He is my dad after all.
Bass: Something tells me it won't last wrong.
Carl: Uh, you could tell how?
Cutman: Come on, we have to find the others.
The spirits vanished as the group went inside, with the five stars following.
At the city, the group slashed and hit many of the Heartless creatures before the group saw a red star.
Delete: Hey, that must be a Balance Star.
However, before anyone could take it, just as a portal opened up, something in the hall snatched up the red star. As that happened, the blue, pink, gold, bronze, and orange stars came out, looking worried.
June: Okay, who did that?
Just then, the group noticed five figures appearing.
Figure 1: We fight for evil.
Figure 2: We live for disorder!
Figure 3: We like what we do!
Figure 4: We struggle for chaos!
Figure 5: We are...
Five: The Axem Rangers!
They posed as Bowser looked annoyed.
Bowser: Not those guys again!
Terra: You know the Axem Rangers?
Bowser: It was when I was leading Mario and the others to get my castle back. Oh, Mario begged that he wanted to help, so I finally let it slide.
Shego: (sweatdrops) That's not how we see it.
Ludwig: Just fight them already!
Delete: (smiles) Are we glad to see you guys.
Max: Save the intros, bub. We got five Power Ranger rip offs to deal with.
Stewie: Yes, these rip offs must perish!
The group pulled out their weapons, with the Axem Rangers fighting.
Red Axem: No matter how many there are, we are stronger!
Roy: The only way you're stronger is through those thick heads of yours!
The five enemies slashed, nearly hitting them.
Pink Axem: Petal Blast!
Miss Naughty screamed as she was hit, turning into a mushroom.
James: AHHH! Mushroom Curse!
Jessie: Oh great.
Pink Axem: (giggles) Like that attack? You haven't seen anything yet.
Wuya: (frowns) I find that disgusting in many levels.
Black Axem: Spiritz Bomb!
Green Axem: Static E!
Yellow Axem: Body Slam!
The three attacks collided, hitting the foes.
Bender: That's it, say hello to my little-
However, Bender was knocked away by the red Axem, knocked out.
Skull Kid: Hey, maybe we should use those summon stones!
Delete: What's a summon stone?
Snake: Jussst try it!
The five stones from earlier glowed before out came Randall, Shari, Jojo, Hamtaro, and Taj.
Banjo: Think you can help even the odds?
Jojo: We'll try.
Hamtaro only dug from behind the Pink Axem, quickly getting out money items and healing orbs from the ground.
Pink Axem: Awww, it's a cute little hamster...too bad we have to destroy it, too.
Mr. Scatterbrain, however, used a frying pan on her.
Pink Axem: AHHH! My makeup!
Mr. Grumpy: What makeup?
Mr. Scatterbrain: I can tolerate what people say about me, but no one hurts my animal friends!
Randall used his scare tactic, spooking the others with Jojo summoning noisy items, irritating them. Taj only snapped his fingers, using thunder to hit the Axems.
Shari: Imobulus!
Only the Green Axem was hit, making him hit the ground.
Green Axem: I got a headache!
Delete: So those things...are summon gems? I wonder what I got?
(BGM Song: With the Will)
Delete concentrated as he clutched onto his heart.
Delete: Give me strength!
He then placed out his keyblade, twirling it around before raising it and the summon gem in the bracelet up.
Delete: I call upon you: Pretty Sammy!
Then, a light shot out as a blue hair girl in Super Heroine clothes came out, twirling happily before landing on Delete's back, making them both giggle before she landed and posed.
Girl: Pretty Sammy!
The Axem Rangers charged, slashing all around, though Sasami used her heart wand, hitting the foes.
Kaze o ukete tatsu kewashii gake de wa (Standing at a steep cliff and feeling the wind)
Jibun no yowasa bakari ga mieru ne (All you can see is your own weakness, right?)
The heroine and her summon comrades dashed, with the others hitting and slashing the Axem Rangers. The Red Axem looked annoyed as he glared.
Demo donna pinchi mo haruka e toberu (But whatever troubles you have, they'll become the chances to fly far away,)
Chansu ni mo kawaru Kiseki kakushi motteru (and they conceal miracles)
Red Axem: Vigor up!
The attack increased as the Red Axem slammed down hard, though was hit by the Phage and Peter's fist.
Densetsu ni wa musuu no hiiroo (Legends have countless heroes.)
Esoragoto to itterarenai (It can't be called just a pipe dream.)
The Sailors with them combined their attacks, hitting the five dead on with the groups' attacks combining together. Each Axem was hit by the attack before they looked up, noticing too late as Delete with Grievous prepared to slash down.
Yuusha ni ima, iki o fuki kome Wakatte iru sa (Now, breathe life into the heroes! I know for a fact)
Ichiban daiji na buki wa kokoro ni aru nda (the most valuable weapon is inside my heart.)
Makerarenai Tsuyoku aritai (I won't lose. I want to become stronger)
Kizu darake demo akogareteta mirai e to (Even if I'm riddled with injuries, I will set out in search of the future)
Tabidate With the will (I long for With the will)
Both: DOUBLE SLASH!
The two slashed the five, destroying the Axem Rangers as everything flashed black before it cleared, with the five foes gone.
(End With the Will)
The blue haired girl turned, smiling to them.
Sammy: Thanks for letting us be used.
Miss Chatterbox: Oh it's no problem. We're sort of use to this all the time. I mean, with the battling and all that.
Randall: Hmph, you guys are all right...for now.
With that, the six summons disappeared into the jewel with the jewels merging with the bracelet.
Delete: Huh? Why did those gems go to...
Then, the group turned, noticing the red star reunited with the other stars before the red star glowed. In a flash, a part of Tokyo was restored, though with parts of Cartoonville merged while in the Time-space area, the group looked at one another.
Delete: I still can't believe it...these Balance Stars are helping us.
Goombella: Hey, any friend of Mario's is a friend of ours.
Then, three familiar figures appeared to them.
Ember: Huh? What the heck happened? Last thing I remember was the ground shaking and everything went blank.
Skulker: It seems that we were out for some time.
Phage: However, you're now retrieved...so, shall we be off to our next destination? I hear the world of Agrabah calling us.
The group with the six stars (making a better portal) entered quickly.
(Tokyo/Free Country)
At the main frame, Miss Daredevil with Mr. Nosy and Mr. Small were trying to unlock the Region Lock before it finally cracked, with the lock vanishing.
Miss Daredevil: Awesome! Now we can enter the world of 20X6!
Strong Bad: Guys, I love you if you were human and all of you were hot babes!
Mr. Messy: Um, let's not get into that.
Then, they did their sprite transformation, entering the game.
(Mozenrath's City)
Jafar: So you're saying that you were helping Maleficent find the Princess of Hearts before Toon Town was destroyed?
Katz: At least the one in the past anyway.
Jafar: Hmmm...sounds intriguing, Katz. I will think about it...after I teach a brat who thinks he's powerful a lesson he'll never forget!
Iago: Yeah, go get 'im, Jafar!
ON-SCREEN TEXT: JAFAR & IAGO has joined your party.
The Stinkoman 20X6 Level 1 theme is playing in the background. Strong Bad does the sprite transformations and appears in a black area. He looks around, and realizes he is on the games status bar. He walks past two other Stinkomans.
Mr. Messy: I don't know. I lost track a few paragraphs ago.
Zoom out to reveal the whole screen. Strong Bad, the portal, and the extra lives are at the bottom of the screen on the status bar. Stinkoman is standing on a platform to the left, a Browntant can be seen in the middle, and a Chorch is floating above. All the ladders and many platforms are broken. At the top right of the screen, the TrogSword rests on a floating platform.
Stinkoman: Whoa, I just got an extra life! {zoom in on Stinkoman} I must be even more bodatical than I thought!
Strong Bad: What the..? {cut to Strong Bad} What am I doing down here? I'm supposed to be up there where all the runny, jumpy, shooty action is!
Cut to Stinkoman.
Stinkoman: Hey, be quiet down there! I'm right in the middle of a CHALLENNNNNNNNNGGGGGGEEEEE!!! Hey bad guys, check out these moves! Hiyayayayayayaya! {Stinkoman punches the air several times}
Strong Bad: Hey, Stinkoman!
Stinkoman: Whaddaya want?
Strong Bad: Cool, cool robot boots!
Vlad: (to camera) Hey Gary, bring the camera closer, will ya? I want to get a shot of this idiot.
Strong Bad: (to Vlad) Who are you talking to?!
Stinkoman: I know I know I know! They make me jump at real high! Plus all the girls think I'm a boy! But I think they all need to grow up! And I can kick!
Strong Bad: {annoyed} Okay! Man, shut up!
Cluster Prime: Yeah! Geez, you're even annoying than that cute Cluster Prime robot that try to capture me. You're not cute and still annoying!
Stinkoman: {points at Strong Bad} You shut up! You're dumb! And your head is wide like the river! You have the river head! {stomps from one leg to the other} Ha ha ha ha!
Strong Bad: Why do they call you "Stinkoman"? Seems a little harsh.
Stinkoman: Why do they call you Dumb Face?
Strong Bad: {unamused} Um, they don't.
Yellow Bros.: We call him a lot of names: idiots, moron, Strong Ass, Noob, Barbra Streisand, Michael Jackson...
Strong Bad: (annoyed) He gets the point!
Stinkoman: Is it because your face is dumb and at the same time you have a dumb face?
Strong Bad: {irritated} No one calls me that.
Stinkoman: Maybe they should call you Dumb Butt Face, because your face and your butt are both dumb! {stomps from one foot to the other} Ah ha ha ha! Robots, ah ha!
Strong Bad: Stinkoman it is.
Miss Piggy: (annoyed) Can we kill him, please?
Kermit: (looking) Yeah, but that depends on us getting up there.
Strong Bad: Hey, how do I get up there? I need that sword!
Stinkoman: {stomps on the floor} Ha ha ha! {stands still} No way. {stomps on the floor again} Ha ha ha! {points towards Strong Bad} You couldn't handle that sword! I'm gonna get that sword for myself, just as soon as I'm finished toying with these guys!
Strong Bad: Come on man, that's so not cool.
Stinkoman: {stomps on the floor again} Ha ha ha! {points towards Strong Bad} One day you'll get your baby turn. For babies! Who have a turn!
Strong Bad: Check out that pinchy guy! That guy looks awesome! I'd hate to get caught in his grip!
Stinkoman: Who, Chorch? Ha-ha-ha! That guy is so dumb! {Stinkoman does his laughing pose} Ha-ha-dumb-ha! He is a dumb!
Ling-Ling: (to herself) *Damn, Ling-Ling is surrounded by bakas!*
Strong Bad: Well, what about that guy shootin' at ya? He looks like he could really mess you up, man!
Stinkoman: Yeah, he wishes on his birthday! Chorch and Browntant are Level 1 enemies. They don't offer a significant challenge. Those guys are too slow, too predictable, and too not powerful enough to stop me!
Sasuke: (frowns) You're breaking my balls, you two...CAN WE GET ON WITH IT, PLEASE?!
Strong Bad: I'd better stop talking to you while I still think you're somewhat cool.
Strong Bad checks out the level thing or some crap like that.
Strong Bad: {frustrated} He's still only in level 1.1? Man, if I were in charge, I'd be all the way to level 10.5 fighting the secret hidden boss: Sticklyman.
Naruto: Yeah, we know.
Strong Bad: Hey, up there! {waves}
Browtant: {speaking with a faux-African American accent} What? Who said that?
Strong Bad: Me! Down here! Hey, I gotta tell you somethin'!
Bobcat: So, hey bra! Some sweet energyball-shootin' you got going on there. So listen, let's be buds! I just need you to get me that totally gnarly sword over there and...
Browntant: {sighs} Oh great. Another one. Look, why can't you guys just speak normally?
Strong Bad: {hesitantly} Oh, I...
Browntant: I'd have a lot more respect for you if you just stop trying so hard to be "cool" and talk to me like a human being.
Strong Bad: {puzzled} But... you're a robot.
Cluster Prime: So am I but that never stop me from trying.
Browntant: {annoyed} Oh, now you're gonna judge me. I don't have time for this.
Strong Bad: Did you know that Stinkoman makes fun of you behind your back?
Browntant: Of course I know! I mean, have you listened to the guy for more than ten seconds? He's got the brainpower of a first-grader at naptime! But despite my college education and middle-class upbringin', {cut to Strong Bad, shaking his head in disbelief, then cut back to Browntant} daytime TV has somehow gotten its hooks into me, and made me a sucker for gossip! So, what's he sayin' about me?
Strong Bad: He says you're too predictable.
Minimus: So are you. You're always predictable.
Strong Bad: Like how?
Minimus: (changes heads) You're a damn idiot who talks too much!
Strong Bad: (anger mark) Hey!
Browntant: Really? This from mister "Run to the right and shoot". Whatever.
Strong Bad: He said you weren't powerful enough!
Browntant: Are... {in disbelief} Are you serious? Last week I hit that guy with one shot, knocked him off a ladder and left him crying for Stinkomommy! Ain't that right Chorch?
Chorch: {excited} One shot! I saw it.
Most of the others look bored as Strong Bad continues.
Strong Bad: He said you were too slow!
Browntant: What, you mean like movin' too slow, or shootin' too slow? 'Cause if it's movin' too slow, well, then yeah I-I agree with him. {cut to Strong Bad, nodding his head, then cut back to Browntant} I basically just sit here and shoot! I guess I could shoot faster, though. I'll give that a shot, no pun intended.
Browntant now has less reload time between shots on the screen.
Strong Bad: Hey, Pinchy!
Chorch: {speaking with a Gilbert Gottfried-esque accent} Hey, you aren't supposed to talk down there! And don't call me Pinchy! I do have a name, y'know! Chorch!
Strong Bad: Forget that. I got somethin' important to say!
Fozzie: He said your mom was fat!
Strong Bad: Noooo, that isn't what I was going to say. (points to sword) You see that sword over there? Why don't ya just clamp onto it and bring it over here for me?
Chorch: No, sorry, I can't. I'm only supposed to hurt you guys, not help.
Argit: (anger mark) Gah! You're hurting us already, you're boring us to death with conversions.
Strong Bad: Well, you are certainly doing a bang-up job of not helping.
Chorch: {irritated} Hey, come on man. That's not fair. I got a job to do here, ya know?
Strong Bad: So, I was just talking, to that Stinkoman guy, and he told me, he thinks you guys are wussies!
Chorch: {angrily} What?! Ooh, when I get a hold a' him, he'll wish he was never born! What did he say, exactly?
Strong Bad: He said you were too slow!
Chorch: Too slow?! I'll have you know I took second place for regional sprinting in junior high!
Koopa Bros.: (pause) That's slow.
Strong Bad: (ignoring the Koopa Bros.) His words. Not mine.
Chorch: I'm plenty fast. Forget him, man.
Strong Bad; He said you weren't powerful enough!
Chorch: Oh yeah? Well, hang on, let me see if I can increase the power in my pinchers... {squeezes his pinchers}
Sakura: Well?
Chorch: Hang on... almost... OK, I think that's got it.
Strong Bad: {unamused} Yeah? I can't see any difference.
Chorch: Okay, yeah. They're the same... but HE doesn't have to know that!
Strong Bad: He says you're too predictable.
Chorch: Seriously? {frustrated} Awwww, man, now I won't be able to stop thinkin' about it! Just goin' back and forth all the time... Well, maybe if I change up my moves a bit... Like this? {Chorch moves up and down, and from side to side} Take that, pattern recognition!
Chorch now moves faster on the screen, hovers up and down, and changes direction abruptly. Stinkoman is struggling to jump over Browntant's shots, and attempting to avoid Chorch.
Stinkoman: Hey, whaaaat is going on here? You guys are ganging {pronounced "gan-jing"} up on me!
Chorch: Too predictable, huh?
Browntant: And too slow?
Chorch: Well, how do ya like us now?
Stinkoman: Hey, you guys are cheating! No fair! {quickly} Cheaters! {Stinkoman comes into contact with Chorch. The screen turns black, and Stinkoman falls off the screen. The Stinkoman 20X6 Game Over theme plays.} {painfully} You made my stummy huuurrrt!
Screen returns to normal as Browntant spoke.
Browntant: Hey, that was pretty good! Did you alter your pattern? I didn't know you could do that!
Chorch: Yeah, well how about you, huh? I saw that rapid-fire action! Pretty sweet!
Browntant: Thanks! Hey, you wanna take off early? Get some Cold Ones?
Chorch: Abso-freaking-lutely!
Bobcat: (smirks) Cold ones, eh? Sounds like a damn idea for the next short.
Cluster Prime: Sssh, quiet or the authoress will hear you.
-Cutaway gag-
In reality, we see the actual authoress smiling as she sat at her computer working on this fanmake.
Julayla: Damn! I suddenly got a need to make a ridiculous short of Willy Wonka with Kouja no Senshi and stuff! Ha ha ha ha! Sweet!
-End cutaway gag-
{Chorch picks up Browntant, and the two fly off-screen. Strong Bad vanishes from the status bar, and appears on Stinkoman's platform. The portal appears behind him.
STRONG BAD: Yes!!! {Strong Bad does a quick dance. Level 1 music resumes.} Okay, Mista... Fix it!
The Poopsmith appears in front of Stinkoman, causing him to jump out of the way. The ladder gers repaired, and he disappears. Strong Bad rubs his hands together with satisfaction.
Strong Bad: Here ya go, Mista Fixit! Work your magic!
The Poopsmith appears and repairs the platform.
Vlad Nice work! Hey, how much would you charge to build a 200 foot wall around Marzipan's house?
The Poopsmith holds up a sign with 3 dollar signs on it.'
Strong Bad: {astonished} Three dollars?! That's gre- {The Poopsmith shakes his head.} Oh. Never mind.
The Poopsmith disappears.
Strong Bad: Keep buildin' till you hit the cloud kingdom! {The Poopsmith appears.} They keep all the cool stuff hidden away above the high score!
The Poopsmith builds a high ladder that extends out of the screen before disappearing. A box falls down during the process.
Strong Bad: A ladder that big HAS to go somewhere cool! {climbs the ladder, but bangs his head at the top of the screen} What the-? {keeps attempting to get higher, but finally slides back down} The ladder is a lie. One more time!
The Poopsmith appears, repairs the ladder and disappears. After Strong Bad has climbed the ladder leading to the sword.
Strong Bad: AH HA! {takes the sword and starts slashing with it} By the power of EGA! {holds the sword directly in front of his face} Extended memory management! Raster interrupt 6! Hold and Modify! And the mighty Mode 8! The power of the TrogSword is MINE!! {joyfully puts the sword away}
Gonzo: Sellout.
Homestar: {pops up, equally as happy} Yay! You got the sword! Now you can slay the dragon!
Strong Bad: More importantly, I'll be able to keep you from popping up and interrupting all my future scheduled make-out sessions!
Homestar: Uh... I've got access to your online calendar in here and I don't see any scheduled make-out sessions... just pedicures and bubble baths.
Strong Bad: {embarassed} Yaaahhhh... that's code for "make-out session"! Just get outta here! And quit touching my stuff! {victoriously} The fabled TrogSword is MINE!
Homestar vanishes.
Sakura: (to camera) Folks, this may take a while so check how the others are doing and get back to us later.
(Mushroom Kingdom)
The gang are playing or watching a DDR game with Mario.
Hector: Why are we playing a DDR game instead of fighting off the boss of this world?
Fred Freburger: Beats me! Yes!
Nina: So Mario, is there any other baddies we should know about?
Mario: Well, now that you mention it, there's Wario and his WarioWare, Inc. They make video games and stuff but are greedy as the founder, Wario. He and I were rivals ever since he stole my castle years ago.
Sailor Tokyo: Wait, wouldn't that make you a prince or something?
Daisy: That fat lard has a castle of his own and he would call himself king, but is no king at all!
Sailor Tokyo: Oh.
(Nottingham)
The group makes their way through town while to get to the castle.
Prince John: Ooooh, wait until I find the one who stole my castle from me. Not fair that I have to suffer like this.
Fuzzy: Honestly, you deserve it.
Prince John: I don't know how this day could get worst.
Voice: You!
Prince John yelps as the gang saw a lion in Crusades clothing looking angrily.
Nutsy and Trigger: King Richard!
Danny Cat: Uh, who is that?
Sir Hiss: (gulping) Prince John's brother, the true king of England. Hoo boy, he got back from the crusades.
King Richard: (frowns) And at a bad price. My own brother try to kill me the moment I arrive!
Prince John: (yelping) Now hold on!
King Richard: I promise our mother that I wouldn't have you kill on her death bed, but now...
Solaris, Jeri, Mimi: Wait!!
The others look surprise at three certain girls' outburst.
Solaris: (worried) It's not him, King Richard.
Jeri: Right, someone was impersonating him. Give us a chance and we can prove it to you!
Mimi: Yeah, please, spare him, sir!
King Richard looks surprised then nods.
King Richard: Well, I'm surprised my brother has some people defending him despite all he did...but if you believe he didn't attack me, then I will give you the chance to prove it.
Solaris: Thanks.
Whiskers: Neat! (confused) What just happen?
Leomon: May I ask, why did you three girls defend Prince John all of the sudden?
Solaris, Jeri and Mimi looks confused for some reason.
Mimi: I...I wish I knew.
(Mozenrath's City)
The group enters the city where a familiar wizard awaits them. Miss Sunshine and Mr. Happy are held by Mudlocks.
Mozenrath: Ah, well, well, so these are the intruders who just butted into my city. You made it here this far, but now, I got to kill you all.
Jafar: (frowns) Imcomptent brat, you may have overthrown your master, but not even you can keep me away.
Mr. Happy: Hey, guys, help me! This guy is a nut house!
Lola: (dryly) Tell me about it.
Mozenrath: I will show you what I do to those who upset me! TIME TO PERISH!!!
Mozenrath fires blasts from his glove which the group dodges. Mudlocks appear to help their boss as the group fight.
Mirage: Powerful little brat, isn't it?
Katz: (glaering) THinking about asking him to join?
Mirage: Against a common foe, that may be the safe.
Kimi jumps at Mozenrath with her but he knocks her away.
Mozenrath: No one can help you now! I am more powerful than you all!
Jafar: I will not let some upstart upstage me!
Jafar fires a blast from his staff which Mozenrath counters with a blast.
Mozenrath: Goodbye!
Suddenly a blast knocks Mozenrath away.
Stupid: Duh, huh? What happen?
Voice: Need some help?
Soon the other groups (minus the ones in Tokyo/Free Country USA Fusion, Nottingham and Mushroom Kingdom) appear with Trunks, Pan, and the Inners' future kids.
Trunks: (smiles) Show up just in time.
Iago: Damn it! We don't need your help, okay? Now get over here and help!
Danny: Geez, make up your mind, will ya?
Mirage: Katz?
Katz: Now.
Katz uses the jewel and soon a familiar robot appears.
Most of the group: Megas XLR!
Coop: (inside) All right! Time to crush us some wizard!
The robot machine slammed toward Mozenrath, though he dodged the attack. However, his gauntlet was caught as it slipped off of him, revealing his skeletal hand.
Mr. Bump: AHHH! A skeleton!
Mr. Rude: What else is new?
Sailor Terra: Oh my!
Mozenrath: Oh, this? It's the consequences of what I've used.
Coop: Okay, I think it's time we burn these guys!
The robot used the missiles, hitting the Mudlocks, freeing Mr. Happy and Miss Sunshine.
Miss Sunshine: Hooray for everybody!
Mozenrath: (frowns) If you dare try to destroy my gauntlet-
Coop: I think it's time we destroy the gauntlet.
The robot blasted toward Mozenrath, hitting him before he fell to the ground, groaning in pain.
Digit: Awesome! We got 'im down now!
Iago: (annoyed) And it's times like this I wish I brought my camera.
Mr. Quiet: (quietly) Don't you two sound alike?
Then, a silver star appeared to them as the seven stars gathered.
Jafar: Typical brat...
Katz: (quietly) Um, Mozenrath, was it? Here's our calling card.
He gave it to the groaning Mozenrath before he took it with the gauntlet falling to the ground near him.
Mozenrath: (quietly) What does this have to do with anything?
Katz: Shhh!
The machine returned to the gem as the seven stars shone. In an instant, Tokyo was restored.
(Mushroom Kingdom)
As they left the area, they heard shouting while noticing a pirate woman laughing and driving off with a bag of coins with a familiar foe chasing her.
Woman: Ha-ha-ha-ha! Wario, you're sooo gullible!
Wario: (chasing her) Get back here, Captain Syrup!
The group only looked annoyed at the situation.
Mandy: I don't wanna know.
Then, a familiar group appeared as they landed on the ground.
Sailor Moon: Guys! You're all right!
Sailor Star Lover: Of course we are. You didn't think we'd get left behind, did you?
Jake: Yo, dawg, we're in the Mushroom Kingdom!
Bowser: (grins) Hello, Peach.
Peach: Ahhh! What's Bowser doing here?
Bowser Jr: He went to look for us, Mama Peach.
Luigi: Oh, that figures!
Terra: So where do you think the boss will be at?
Inez's Voice: AHHH! Wart, let us go! And stop calling me Nezzie!
Grim: That answer your question?
Quickly, they headed off.
(Nottingham)
The group glanced, noticing Fawful with a look-alike of Prince John snatching the loot from a peasant boy.
Prince John: Oh, how dare he do that! I would only send my Sheriff to be that nasty.
Sailor Solaris: Quiet...we're trying to listen.
The boy cried as he left.
Fawful: Well, well, "PJ", looks like we're going to get this world destroyed.
Impostor: I'm only in this because you said you'd help me find good pranks.
Fawful: Yeah, yeah, in due time.
With that, they left as Basil frowned.
Basil: No doubt that the impostor can be shape shifting in order to look like anyone.
Palmon: Oh no!
Conan: Come on, we better hurry.
They nodded, quickly and quietly following them to the castle.
(Tokyo/Free Country)
At the Mainframe, Miss Daredevil looked at the group.
Miss Daredevil: There's still the deal with Strong Sad and his quest.
Rizzo: Tell me about it. What's the point in it?
Mr. Nosy: Hey, maybe we should look in that one videogame we haven't even gone through. That could help us find something.
Mr. Small: Good thinking, Nose.
Quickly, they went through the portal. When they had arrived, they noticed a familiar place with Coach Z near the locker room being attacked by Atari scorpions with a lifebar in his head.
Strong Bad: Hey, Coach Z!
Coach Z: {panicked} Strong Bad! Get the-
However, the bar reached to zero and he collapsed with a "continue" above him.
Black Bros: I really wish we had that.
Yellow Bros: Strange, I thought you were suppose to turn into a trophy when that happened.
Green Bros: Actually, I think it's the effects of this game.
Strong Bad: Man, that looked like it hurt! I gotta do that again.
Argit: Now let's see if I can really heal the lame...
He threw the kit to Coach Z, who was revived with the scorpions attacking.
Coach Z: What do they put IN those things? That feels great! Tell you what, though - that'll teach me to carry around this ball of scorpion food in my back pocket!
He showed a ball of scorpion food before tossing it away to the other end of the track. It disintegrated into a cube and several scraps with the scorpions heading after it.
Red Bros: Why were you carrying a big ball of scorpion food?
Coach Z: To seed the track, orbviously! Can't have a proper Halfathlon without a pack of ravenous scorpions now, can you?
Strong Bad: What did you do to the track, Coach?
Coach Z: Ain't it grand? I've been trying for years to get to host the Videlectrix Halfathlon, and it's finally come true!
Vlad: {moderately disgusted} Uhh, do you need another medkit, Coach? Or maybe something to come down off the last one?
Coach Z: That bright light in the sky was a signal! I knew it was my duty to recreate the Halfathlon, right down to the lava pit and ice level!
Bobcat: Does anyone want to kill him now?
All: No!
They only left him before noticing Strong Mad tossing a few things.
Strong Bad: Hey there, Gigantor.
Strong Mad: I PUT SHOT!
Homestar: {pops up, excited} Oh boy oh boy! Strong Bad, I'm too embarrassed. Could you get me an autograph?
Miss Scary: {annoyed} An autograph? It's just Strong Mad.
Homestar: That's not just any Strong Mad! He's been possessed by the 8-bit spirit of Putchnya Shotski, honorable mention shotput semi-finalist of the 1982 Winter Olympics! He's my greatest sports hero... that Videlectrix could afford to license! {vanishes}
The group looked at the checkpoint near the pit.
Strong Bad: Hey, what's this do? {touches the Checkpoint}
When he touched the ball, the checkpoint letters appear.
Hinata: {puzzled} Checkpoint?
A vine appeared above the lava pit before Miss Daredevil, looking determined, looked at where the trophy was.
Miss Daredevil: I think we need a trophy to help us.
Quickly, she used her rocket boots, heading to the other side before finally landing safely near the trophy.
Strong Bad: And she sticks the landing! U-S-A! U-S-A!
Mr. Nervous: Um, isn't this um...cheating?
She only took the trophy, using the boots to fly back and grin.
Miss Daredevil: That was easier than I thought. (ponders) I wonder why Strong Mad didn't just come over and take it himself.
Strong Mad: I PUT SHOT!
Homestar: {pops up} He's been concentratin' on his shotput game, at the expense of his vine-swingin' and penguin-hoppin' performance. Let's hope that doesn't hurt him in the finals! {vanishes}
Miss Daredevil: That explains it.
Mr. Messy then took the trophy before looking at Strong Mad.
Mr. Messy: Alrighty, Comrade Shotski. On behalf of the Videlectrix Gaming Association... {gets out the trophy} ...I present to you this trophy for Superior Halfathery in the Videlectrix Halfathlon.
Homestar pops up and sings a fanfare in the background.
Strong Mad: {joyfully} PUT SHOT SHOT PUT TROPHY!!! SOLZHENITSYN!!! GLASNOST!!!
Strong Bad: {impatiently} Yeah, yeah, ich bin ein donut. Are you joining my party or what?
Argit: You mean the party we have for no reason?
Strong Mad: DA! DA! {vanishes}
ON-SCREEN TEXT: STRONG MAD has joined your party!
They went over to the checkpoint before Strong Bad looked at it.
Strong Bad: Sure wish I had one of those last week when The Cheat dared me to drink all that drain cleaner. {touches the Checkpoint, causing the Checkpoint box to appear} Keep on checkin' my points, checkpoint.
Mr. Small: {gets out Strong Mad while speaking in a fake Russian accent} Okay, Comrade, let's see vhat you can do...
Strong Mad: {puzzled} SHOT PUT?
Vlad: Hey, it's round, isn't it? Now get putin'!
Strong Mad: {picks up the checkpoint} PUT SHOT SHOT PUT! {throws it across to the other side of the obstacle course} ZHIVAGO! {disappears}
Sakura: That was easy.
They headed over before Strong Bad picked up the food.
Strong Bad: {picks it up} "Scorpion Food". Hmmm.
Then, they noticed the scorpions looking excited.
Minimus: Man, those scorpions are really homed in on this stuff.
Strong Bad: {puts the food away} Good thing there's an ice level between us.
Ling Ling: Hai.
They quickly used Strong Mad once more.
Strong Bad: {hostilely} Okay, NOW can you maybe remember what I'm holding? {touches the Checkpoint, causing the Checkpoint box to appear} You want to die right, you gotta do everything yourself...
Strong Mad: {picks up the checkpoint} PUT SHOT SHOT PUT! {throws it across to the other side of the obstacle course} LYSENKO! {disappears}
Shirly: I don't wanna know.
Then, as they made their way across, the scorpions attacked.
All: AHH!
Strong Bad: {struggles} Agh! No! Gettimoff! {falls onto his back, his body blinking and disappearing afterwards}
They vanished after the scorpions "killed" them. Then, they reappeared near the checkpoint.
Homestar: {pops up} Strong Bad?
Strong Bad: Whoa, I could swear I was just stung to death by lo-res scorpions.
Homestar: Oh, you were. But your video game checkpoint brought you back to life!
Strong Bad: Cool. And hey, I've still got the scorpion food!
Homestar vanished. Strong Bad took out the scorpion food and holds it in the air proudly. The scorpions, however, turned towards Strong Bad and went to the other side of their pit.
Courage: Uhh, maybe we should just get out of here.
Quickly, they left the area before the checkpoint vanished. Later, in Peasantry, the group came back as Strong Bad looked at Strong Sad.
Strong Bad: {gets out the food} Okay, here's that quest thing you sent me out for.
Mr. Nervous: Um, I'm not sure if that's a good idea.
Strong Sad: {puzzled} Umm, are you sure this is the Quest Item?
Green Bros: Of course! It looks just like the thing you showed us!
Strong Sad: Hmmm... I guess you're right. {holds the item up high} Behold, the quest item is recovered!
Argit: {walks away, excited} Oh man, this is gonna be good!
Suddenly, the KOT/Scorpion appeared, attacking Strong Sad.
Strong Sad: Ahhhh! Help! Strong Bad, did you give me scorpion food?!
Ling Ling: *Ah, maybe. Who remembers anymore?*
The attacked continued while Strong Bad motioned the others.
Strong Bad: Wait here.
Strong Bad: Guess what, your moment of destiny has arrived! The Munchox is attacking the princess!
Rather Dashing: {text displayed, excited} A princess?! {realizes whom} Oh, right, "her". Are you sure?
Strong Bad: Positive, man! Now get your short pants over there and rescue her!
Rather Dashing: {text displayed, reluctantly} Well... I... that is my duty... I suppose I should be off then... to rescue the "princess"... very well, take me there... {sighs and disappears}
ON-SCREEN TEXT: RATHER DASHING has joined your party!
When Strong Bad came back, both he and Rather Dashing noticed Strong Sad attacked.
Rather Dashing: {text displayed} Never fear, oh fair... ahem... maiden! I am here to save you!
Strong Sad: {confused} I'm not a princess, I'm an evil wizard!
Rather Dashing: {text displayed, relieved} Oh! Really? If you're a wizard, then I don't need to save you!
KOT: Roar! Roar!
Strong Sad: {desperately} No, wait! I'm a dual class wizard princess! See my pretty princess hat? Please help me!
Rather Dashing: {text displayed} Well, if a princess you are, then save you I will! Stand back!
However, as he neared them, he noticed something on Strong Sad's hand.
Rather Dashing: Wait, is that scorpion bait you have?
Strong Sad: {panicked} Yes! What should I do?
Rather Dashing: {text displayed, angrily} Get rid of it, stupid...err...fair maiden!
Quickly, he threw it onto the floor before the KOT ate it rapidly.
Strong Sad: Wow, saved by a real-life adventurer! I suppose you want me to be in your party now!
Rather Dashing: {text displayed} Well, actually, I was just going to—
Strong Sad: {interrupts} And I can be your spellcaster! And we can explore the evil saltmarshes... and kill orcs...and rats...
Red Bros: Ooooh, I hate to think who'd be insulted if we brought any rodents here.
Rather Dashing: {text displayed, uncomfortably} Actually, I was just going to stand around in the forest some more...
Strong Sad: Nonsense! I can see it now... I can add Bard talents and chronicle our adventures! I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship!
The two walked away together as some of Strong Bad's group looked amused.
Strong Bad: {amused} Ouch! Poor guy would've done better against Trogdor.
Black Bros: Now we can go.
However, they noticed the peasants being chased by Trogdor.
Peasant 1: {text displayed} Ahhhhhh!!!! He'll burn us all!
Peasant 2: {text displayed} There he is! The one with the TrogSword! {Strong Bad turns around to see the rest of the peasants near the inn.} Join him! He'll protect us!
Strong Bad: {shakes his head} No I won't!
Quickly, the peasants jumped onto them, making them yelp before they vanished into them.
Strong Bad: {struggles} No! Hey, get off! Quit that!
ON-SCREEN TEXT: PEASANTS have joined your party!
Strong Bad: {bitterly} OK, fine, you guys can come with me...{walks up the path} but don't touch any of my stuff!
He then looked at the jewel he had.
Strong Bad: What kind of crappy jewel did I get anyway?
Shirly: We'll find out soon...
With that, the group began heading off while a familiar van flew behind the group.
Larry: {voiceover} Well all right!
(Mushroom Kingdom)
The group came to the area before gasping, noticing Matt, Jackie, and Inez struggling with Wart burping disgusting bubbles.
Daisy: Not again! Wart, how you got back to life, we don't even want to know!
Wart: Heh, looks like the cavalry has arrived...
As he spoke next, the screen showing himself grinning cruelly, Strong Bad's group heading toward Trogdor's lair, and Fawful with the impostor watching two familiar hostages unconscious and on the cross were shown.
Wart: And I have a feeling we'll all be seeing a lot of hell today!
(ED: Ashita ha Atashi no Kaze ga Fuku by Ai Maeda)
Kouja no Senshi
Chapter 8: Toons & Games Arc
Act 25: Showdown Part 1
(OP: Go by Flow)
(Tokyo/Free Country)
In a lair, the group came as Sailor Cluster Prime looked at the place.
Sailor Cluster Prime: My goodness.
Strong Bad: {arrives through a door} Where'd he go? {trying to lure him like a puppy} Here Trogdor, come here boy! I just got a cool sword I wanted to show you.
However, nothing was responded.
Argit: Crap, he got away.
Wile E: "If those screaming peasants were right, his lair's underneath the castle."
Mr. Nervous: Can I sit this one out?
Miss Scary: No.
Mr. Nervous: Oh, I was afraid you were gonna say that!
Strong Bad: We'll have to make my way through these seemingly endless hallways to get down to the dungeon and take him out on his home turf!
Homestar: {pops up, causing Strong Bad to stagger back} Strong Bad, guys, do you read me? According to my intel, Trogdor is at the end of these seemingly endless hallways...
Bobcat: {unamused} Homestar, what are you doing?
Homestar: Just delivering your mission objectives!
Strong Bad: I already did that just fine without your "help".
Homestar: Oh, oh I SEE. Well, can you do...THIS?
Then, to their surprise, they saw everything from their POV.
Strong Bad: {frustrated} Hey, cut it out! What did you do to my camera?
Homestar: Man up, soldier! Your Free Country is depending on you! Guys, give him the run down. {vanishes}
Black Bros: Wait, it's just like Doom.
Green Bros: You mean the first person shooting type games?
Red Bros: Yes, like what John "Reaper" Grimm does. It's just so simple.
Mr. Messy: Now that's what I'm talking about.
They moved forward, going through the halls before noticing some mathematics blocking the way.
Strong Bad: One of Trogdor's minions! A fiendishly difficult polynomial equation.
Naruto: Factor this!
The Algebros defeat the equation. A secret passage activated.
Sasuke: A secret passage!
Strong Bad: {goes through the door} This'll get us to Trogdor twice as fast! Since this castle's, like, a jillion times long, apparently.
To their surprise, they noticed some bulbs in the air.
STRONG BAD: Flash bulbs! Perfect ammo for my Light Musket.
They took it while going through the next door, noticing something approaching.
Mr. Small: It's Nebulon! Limozeen's second greatest nemesis next to alternative rock!
Mr. Nosy: As they say...Quake in fear at the power of METAL!
The bus appeared and defeated Nebulon.
Larry: {rolling his Rs} R-R-R-ROCK ON!
Another secret passage was activated as they went through. In the next room, the group noticed a clown blocking the door.
Strong Bad: Oh, so you're going to play dirty, Trogdor? Sending one of your Space Circus Catastrophe clowns at me? Well, two can play at that game!
Fozzie: Performing Bear! I choose you! Sic 'em!
The bear appeared and defeated the clown.
Miss Piggy: Fozzie, who do you think you are: a Pokemon Trainer?
Vlad: It worked!
With that, the bear was gone.
Strong Bad: Be free, performing bear! {sniffs, trying his hardest not to cry} ...raised him from a cub...I'm not gonna cry...
Mr. Nervous: (sniffs) Too late for me.
They went through the next secret passage before noticing a familiar figure, holding two machine guns.
Vlad: What the-!? The KOT!? Didn't we see him as a scorpion earlier?
KOT: {appears from the door at the other side of the room, holding 2 machine guns} Mein streudel!
They yelped as the ones with weapons fired at the missiles with the Koopa Bros using their shell attack, hitting the KOT dead on.
KOT: Der Poopsmith... auf wiedersehen! {disappears}
Argit: I'm not gonna bother translating.
Gonzo: Me either.
The last door opened up before there, in the room, stood Trogdor.
Strong Bad: So, at last we...
Trogdor sent a fireball across the room.
All: Gah!
Strong Bad: Hey, no fair! You're supposed to wait for my speech to end before you go starting any boss fights!
Green Bros: Apparently, he knows nothing about boss fight dialogues.
Sakura: Hurry, use the Trogsword!
Strong Bad slashes Trogdor with it, causing him to dodge, roar and retreat into the next room.
Strong Bad: {opens the door and looks inside} Finally, I've reached... {steps inside fully, unamused} ...another room that looks just like all the other rooms. {turns to the camera} Could've at least added a torch or something...
Just then, they heard a familiar voice before they noticed a familiar dragon.
Trogdor: {speaking in the same synthetic speech as he did in Peasant's Quest, text displayed} You can't defeat me, mortal! Everybody know... Trogdor can't be killed.
Strong Bad: Trogdor! The fruit of my skills of an artist! And now it comes down to this... the epic battle! The Final Confronscation! The Last Cutscene!
Trogdor: {text displayed} Bring it.
Trogdor roared loudly at Strong Bad as he held the sword up in front of his face, then leaps into the air, somersaulting and slashing the sword across the dragon's body.
Trogdor: {text displayed} No! Your style! I couldn't handle it! {roars and vanishes}
Then, the dragon vanished.
Wile E: "He's gone!"
Strong Bad: {puts the sword away and turns to the camera} Well, that was a little...{disappointed} anti-climactic.
Then, everyone gasped, feeling the ground rumbling as the walls started to sink as the group shut their eyes tightly. When it all stopped, they opened their eyes, noticing a different dungeon with a sound of chains being heard. Then, the group turned, noticing a familiar figure chained by the "arms".
All: Homestar!
Homestar: Hooray! You came to rescue me! {looks at Strong Bad, surprised} Whoa, have you been working out? How much do you bench?
Strong Bad: What are you...
The others gasped, noticing Strong Bad transformed into a 3D model of a concept art he had.
Vlad: How did that happen!?
Strong Bad: Whoa, I don't believe it! They finally listened to me!
Yellow Bros: Uh...who?
Homestar: {impressed} You look pretty ripped!
Strong Bad: {runs towards Homestar} And mip-mapped! Check out all these polygons! And this blade! I... {A familiar S-shaped creature rises from behind him as he talks.} I'm the best graphics ever made!
Homestar: {afraid} Uh... Strong Bad?
Strong Bad: I'm kinda having a moment, Homestar. Don't interrupt... {looks up, seeing... a scaly, beefy-armed, superbly-rendered Trogdor} Oh.
The group gasped, yelping as Trogdor roared toward them, causing them to back away. It jumped to the middle with a thud, spewing fire at them. The group noticed four pedestals emerging as they frowned.
Sasuke: He's going down!
Hinata: He has a full health bar. How are we going to defeat him?
Strong Bad: Homestar, you've been here for hours. Seen any secret levers or anything?
Homestar: Naw, man. It's been pretty chill. {pause} Ohh, wait. There WAS this old hooded guy who came in talking about some "ancient Bloodstone" that was the only way to light up the secret weak spots all over Trogdor's body. I told him we didn't need that old thing.
Shirly: {annoyed} Fantastic. When somebody offers you an ancient dragon-killing relic, you TAKE IT. Now where am I gonna find a "bloodstone"?
Courage: (realizes) Wait! Gel-Arshie. Maybe he could be that "bloodstone".
Naruto: Let's do it! Shadow Clone Jutsu!
The clones appeared, fighting Trogdor, though the real one only spoke to him.
Naruto: Strong Bad, summon those remaining allies! We need their help!
Strong Bad: Right!
He then used the stone as a boy with blond hair appeared, landing on the ground.
Boy: Chad Dixon!
Strong Bad: Don't just stand there, brat!
Chad: Hey, I'm a teenager, man.
He dodged the dragon's arm as he kicked the dragon.
Sakura: Now!
Strong Bad: After you've tasted my blade as the main course, for dessert, how about a little... RED-FLAVORED FLUFFY PUFF TRANSLUCENT DESSERT-RELATED SUBSTANCE?
Gel-Arshie appears. Trogdor tries to breathe fire on him, but he doesn't take any damage.}
Gel-Arshie: {giggles} Silly dragon! I'm inflaaammable...!
Gel-Arshie glows and causes the entire room to turn red. Four weak spots are revealed on Trogdor's body not long after the glow fades out.
Strong Bad: {at the designated weak spot} That glowing red spot must be one of Trogdor's weak points.
The red man and the others hit the weak spot on the tummy, causing it to disappear with the dragon roaring in pain.
Bobcat: A ha! But we'll never be able to reach the rest of the weak spots unless we get Trogdor to turn around...
Strong Bad: Good idea!
He then placed one of the peasants at a pedestal.
Strong Bad: Trogdor, look! Defenseless peasant!
Trogdor turns around and sets it on fire.
Strong Bad: Eat it, Troggie!
They hit it at the arm, making it roar in pain.
Hinata: He still has half a life bar.
Naruto: Don't worry, we won't let Homestar down.
They quickly headed toward the next spot at the upper chest.
Strong Bad: Take that!
Trogdor roared in pain.
Red Bros: Okay, Koopa Bros, now!
Quickly, they helped the masked man jump up, hitting Trogdor on the head.
Strong Bad: Take that!
Trogdor: {without text box} No! Your style! I couldn't handle it!
Trogdor exploded in a small burst of flames. The Peasant's Quest theme is heard as Strong Bad jumps up and down in victory, and Homestar, with the chains gone, walked toward them.
Homestar: Yaaay! You win! {imitates fireworks} Ptoo! Ptoo!
Wile E.: "But where's the Balance Star? It should be here?"
Just then, the group screamed as they saw the place starting to crumble.
Strong Bad: Awww, man. Now what?
Homestar: Must've been a load-bearing dragon.
Sailor Cluster Prime: This videogame reality is caving in all around us and fast! We'd better find a fast way out of here! And fast!
Argit: Luckily, I still held onto your stupid key.
Strong Bad: Gimme that!
He snatched it, using it on the locked door, opening it just as Chad went back to the gem.
Strong Bad: Finally!
Homestar: And just in time, too! This cave was going to collapse at any moment!
Strong Bad: We better get out of here! Me first!
He left with the others, minus Homestar, following.
Homestar: Hang on, I gotta save my game... {struggles, pulling a face} Nngggh... there!
With that, Homestar followed the others through the door as a star appeared, glowing around the area. Outside, the gaming parts in Tokyo were gone while parts of Free Country remained merged. As that happened, a familiar masked man landed on the ground, being knocked out.
(Nottingham)
With Homestar's group, the others came to a familiar place, though in a dungeon.
Naruto: Hey, where's Strong Bad?
Homestar: If I know Strong Bad, he's probably knocked out for until this arc finally ends.
Then, the group noticed two familiar figures on crosses.
Sailor Cluster Prime: Oh dear, Rika and Renamon!
(Mushroom Kingdom)
Wart used his bubbles, hitting Mr. Bump with one.
Mr. Bump: Yuck!
Sonic: (dodging) It's been a while, huh, Mario?
Mario: (nods) Uh-huh. I'm surprised you still kept your attitude.
Miss Chatterbox: What summons do you guys have, Sailor Moon?
Sailor Moon: Let me check!
Then, the jewel of her's glowed before three shadowy girls appeared.
Three: Shadow Sirens!
Peach: Beldam, Marlyn, and Vivian! How did that happened to you?
Beldam: We'll explain later.
Wart: You think three ugly ladies can stop me?
Beldam: (angrily) What did you just say?!
Wart: Hmph, and the insane rat with the giant rats can rot in hell for all I care.
Three: (angrily) WHAT!?
Psycho: (growling) Bowser...release them.
Bowser: What!?
Psycho: Do it now!
Bass: Told you it didn't last long.
The two were released before the three angrily charged with the Shadow Sirens preparing to attack.
Both: I'M NO RAT!!
Psycho: NEVER CALL ME INSANE!!
Control Freak: Oh goodness, this is gonna be good.
The gang attacks Wart as the evil toad shoot out bubbles at the heroes. However Psycho, Hiram and Ratigan slash at him a few times, trying to get him.
Wart: (tossing the group off) Get off!
Mandy: (taking Grim's scythe) Gimme me that.
Grim: (annoyed) Hey!
Mandy slashes Wart making him yelp in alarm.
Wart: Hey!
Billy: Hey is for horses! Hee hee hee!
Hoss fires a blaster hitting Wart as two Sailor Scouts prepare.
Sailor Mars: Mars Fire Ignite!
Sailor Venus: Venus Crescent Beam Smash!
Wart yells as the attacks hits him hard, forcing the villain to block.
Wart: I can block this you...
Hiram however stabs Wart in the head making the villain gasp. Unable to block, Wart is wiped out once and for all.
Hiram: (Putting sword back) Hmph! That shows you!
The others quickl free Matt, Jackie and Inez.
Ghastly: You guys okay?
Jackie: Yeah, we should be fine.
Tuxedo Mask: Looks like the Mushroom Kingdom is freed. Now where's...
Soon a familiar star appears and shine around. One flash later and we see more parts of Tokyo being restored while parts of the Mushroom Kingdom is added. Back with the others...
Peach: (smiles) How lovely! This world has been restored!
Toadsworth: Which makes me wonder. How many have been restored so far?
Professor Frankly: (pause) Why don't we find out, shall we?
Road Runner: Beep beep!
A portal appears as the group goes into it.
(Nottingham)
We now see PJ's group going near the crosses where Fawful and the imposter is at.
Fawful: Ha ha ha ha! Well, well, well, looks like we got some opposition.
King Richard: (frowns) So it's true, there is another PJ.
Whiskers: This is every taxpayer's nightmare!
Prince John: (annoyed) Don't do that.
Imposter: Ho ho ho! It seems like I made you look like a moron more so than usual!
Warren: Hey, you don't make PJ into a moron...that's his job!
Prince John: Now cut that out!
Danny: (appearing) Mind if we join in!
All the gangs who got stars in other worlds (minus Strong Bad of course) appear quickly.
He removed his cloak, revealing his battle outfit as the group dodged a blast from Fawful.
Naruto: SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!
Then, the clones appeared as they attacked furiously while Rika and Renamon were freed.
Sasuke: You're going to be okay now.
Fawful only smacked the clones, destroying them.
Miss Chatterbox: Eep! That's not fair!
Fawful: I take my doomness anytime! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!
Carl: Ugh, broken Engrish! It sucks!
Fawful: You think I'm nasty, check this out!
Then, the group looked shocked as they saw Fawful becoming Dark Fawful.
Luigi: Eeep! Not again!
Bowser: This is just like last time that wimp tried to battle me during the time I swallowed everything.
Mario: Don't ask, please.
Dark Fawful: Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!
Toons: Who are you calling stupid!?
Dooplis: Hey, I had no idea he was going to do that, honest!
Digit: Let's take 'em out!
Jack: This is for Rika! Go, Dark Masters!
MetalSeadramon: River of Power!
Machinedramon: Giga Cannon!
Puppetmon: Puppet Pummel!
Piedmon: Trumph Sword!
The four attacks hit, though it only gave Fawful minor pain.
Fawful: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Iago: Yeesh, what an annoying laugh.
Then, Fawful headed to the Matthews Siblings and Cree as they screamed. Just then, they heard a grunt before gasping, noticing Jean Claude taking the stab.
Jean Claude: For...my lady...
With that, he fell dead.
Coco LaBouce: Jean Claude!
Stan: (frowns) Phage...there's one thing I must let you know...
Phage: What's that?
Stan: The family and I quit!
Cree: Same here!
Alan: (surprised) Cree?
Cree: Hey, I can't let your dad let you quit alone.
William LaBouche: Ooooh...I just know something horrible's going to happen.
However, he felt Courage touching his hand before the dog smiled.
Courage: Don't worry...we'll be your friend.
He only hugged the pink dog.
William LaBouche: Thank you...
The group used their most offensive attacks as they hit Fawful.
Fawful: I HAVE FURY!
Sailor Solaris: There's only one way of taking care of this...Solaris Triple Heart Flash!
Sailor Moon: Moon Princess Halation!
Dark Fawful, trying to hit the others, noticed too late as he screamed, being destroyed by the two attacks.
Daisy: Yeah! Take that, you toady bean!
Then, the final star, a purple star, came to them.
King Richard: Brother, I apologize for believing you would kill me...but still...
He then removed Prince John's crown, much to their shock as he placed it on his own head.
King Richard: You are no longer worthy of wearing the crown on your noble brow.
Prince John: He-he-he....but it looks better on me.
He then went to his knees and begged.
Prince John: Oh please, brother! I-I-It wasn't my fault! I was tricked and all, especially when Judge Doom arrived! And they also made me use the power of greed.
Cartman: (coughing) Bullcrap!
Carl: (coughing) Bullcrap!
The older lion just glared at his brother.
King Richard: Brother, you have surrounded your given name...with a foul stench. (grins wickedly) From this day forth, all the toilets in this kingdom shall be known as..."Johns".
The others laughed at the name a bit.
Greasy: Not bad, eh, Johnny?
Prince John: (glares) Shut up!
Sheriff: All right, let's go on an'-
King Richard: Not so fast...I wasn't done.
The group looked at him as Mimi spoke.
Mimi: What do you mean?
King Richard: First of all...
Pan: Yeah?
King Richard: Jonathan, you say you see these visions of people who feel like your children, correct?
Prince John: Um, yes.
King Richard: (to the stars) Before you send them back, help revive the memories of those who had helped the Kouja no Senshi before.
Then, the ten stars glowed after nodding, glowing to where Prince John and the Z Fighters reincarnated were as did to Sailor Solaris, Mimi, Jeri, Kuki, Videl, Kimi, Vultureman, Snake, and two lights going to different directions. Then, instantly, it all flashed as they uncovered their eyes.
Reiko: Guys?
Prince John: My memories...they're coming back...
He then looked at the eight before hugging them, smiling.
Prince John: You're all alive again.
Sora: What just happened?
Mimi: Our past life papa's Prince John!
King Richard: (grins) I knew there was something connected to these girls.
Dooplis: Okay, good, I'll just-
However, an ice spell froze him in place.
Beldam: That'll teach you to shut up.
Jeri: Uncle Richard, why don't you come with us?
King Richard: Alas, my place is here...I must do what I can to restore Nottingham to the way it once was. The rest of you have a job to finish.
He then looked sternly at the five of Nottingham along with Brandy and Mr. Whiskers.
King Richard: Brother, you are no longer to be in this Team Spicer group. You shall be punished.
Psycho: Ha! In your face, Wolf Man!
The wolf glared at him as the older lion continued.
King Richard: Therefore, your sentence shall be this: community service to the Kouja no Senshi.
Psycho: (shocked) WHAT?!
Dingo: It's okay. We'll keep an eye on him.
Brandy: Besides, I can keep an eye on him, too.
Katz: There goes more of our comrades.
Jafar: Hmph.
Basil: (bows) King Richard, we shall do our best to stop Cackletta once and for all.
King Richard: Now John, take the star...and restore Tokyo to its glory.
The star glowed before it shone. One flash later and we see more parts of Tokyo being restored while parts of Nottingham were added. All while they noticed the jewels glowing to restore the ten summons.
Coop: Awesome! We're normal again!
Jamie: But uh...where are Gorrath and the others?
Kiva: What?! They're not here?
The group noticed the place still empty.
Toadsworth: Oh my, this is terrible!
Zelda: I know...
However, they noticed the crest of Wisdom in Wizardmon's hand and a digivice on the ground glowing.
Kid Zelda: What's this?
She picked the device up before Wizardmon touched it. Then, the two gasped as the two items glowed.
Ryo: No way! You're a Digidestined!
Kid Link: My sis a Digidestined!? (grins) Awesome!
Link: I figured it would eventually happened to at least one Zelda.
Kid Zelda: I...I don't know what to say.
Voice: What you'll say is what you'll be dying for! He-he-he-he!
Then, the group gasped, noticing a familiar witch appearing.
All: Cackletta!
Cackletta: Good of you to notice. I have something for you to see.
She then showed a cube as they heard voices of torture and screaming.
Vivian: (gasps) Oh no! Those must be the missing people!
Sailor Cluster Prime: (glares) What did you do to them!?
Cackletta: Same thing I'll do to you!
Then, in an instant, the witch glowed before she transformed to what appeared to be a dark spirit entity.
Cackletta: Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Mandy: (pauses) And I thought she was ugly before...
(ED: Ashita ha Atashi no Kaze ga Fuku by Ai Maeda)
Kouja no Senshi
Chapter 8: Toons & Games Arc
Act 26: Showdown Part 2
(OP: Go by Flow)
The heroes began battling, though she began summoning a huge energy, with it heading straight to the group.
Luigi: AHHH! Mama mia!
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Mario: Quickly, the hammers!
The ones with the hammers quickly hammered the huge ball, sending it back to Cackletta.
Cackletta: AGH! How dare you!
Tai: We're not giving up, gang!
Pretty Sammy: Let's finish this once and for all!
Randall: I don't know if she's trying to be scary or pathetic!
Jojo: Just use the attacks!
The attacks combined once more, though Cackletta's heart was the only thing remaining.
Digit: Ewww!
Homestar: Come on, we can do this! It just needs a little will power!
The witch spirit only blasted toward them just as the head reappeared.
Mr. Nervous: Ooohh, not good!
Shirly: She's too powerful!
Sonic: We need a miracle.
Peach: The stars...we have to use the power of the Balance Stars combined with the crystals you have!
The ten stars shone before they twirled around, with the crystals shining as they lifted upward. Then, a flash appeared before they opened their eyes, noticing something surprising.
Kid Link: Rini! Julie! Reiko! Mako! Nina! Marie!
Nina Tucker: I didn't know she was named after me.
Sailor Solaris: They've become Sailor Soldiers!
Sailor Mini Moon: I...I guess we did...
The stars shone as did the crystals and Sailors holding hands. The Sailors lifted up as they glowed white while the attacks began forming to a huge energy ball.
Goku: Kaaaameeeehaaaameeeee-
Cackletta: Don't even go there!
She was hit, looking back at both Vegeta and the Phage.
Phage: You lose!
Sailors: SAILOR CRYSTAL POWER!!
Heroes: HAAAAAAA!!
The attacks combined as Cackletta noticed too late.
Cackletta: Defeated...by mere mortals and the Marios! (is hit) AAAAAAHHHHHH!!
Then, she was gone. As soon as everything died down, the cube was destroyed as many familiar people, all unconscious, appeared on the ground, lying without harm.
Courage: Muriel!
Sailor Moon: Mayor! Guys!
The heroes went toward the others as they looked concerned.
Jackie: Are they okay?
Sailor Mini Mercury: I believe they are.
Sailor Mars: (smiles) That's good...
Trunks: We have to thank-
However, they noticed Team Spicer gone.
Terra: Figures they leave something as good as this.
Sailor Moon: (to herself) Thank you...
Later, at the Kouja no Senshi HQ, the heroes (and the heroes that had recovered and were explained) gathered around.
Geek: The good thing about this is that we won't have to worry about Cackletta ever again.
Tron: Yeah, we made sure of that.
Matt Ishida: That's a relief. We don't want this madness to happen again.
Then, the group noticed a faint image of a familiar figure smiling.
Peach: Rosalina...thank you for giving us the mission to stop Cackletta.
Rosalina: (giggles) It is no problem...now that everything has been restored, the Balance Stars can go back to the sky, to balance out everything.
Ken: Hopefully...
Then, the ten stars hugged as they waved goodbye, joining Rosalina as they were vanishing.
Rosalina: Perhaps we shall see each other again...someday...
With that, the stars and Rosalina were gone.
Goombella: Bye!
Professor Frankly: Who knew that Rosalina, the protector of the Lumas herself, would be involved in helping us.
Sailor Moon: (nods) Yes...
Rika: So tell us, what were you going to do before this whole mess started?
Professor Farnsworth: It was to look into other worlds, but unfortunately, the gate was destroyed during the quake.
Izzy: (realizes) We don't need an invention like that...
He then showed the Digivice of his.
Izzy: We can just use the Digivices to enter and/or see different dimensions.
Servebot 12: Wow, can it really?
Tron: Of course it can. Don't you remember Number 12?
Alan: Uh, guys...listen...about what happened...
Delete: (hugging) It's all right. You're forgiven.
Rika: Um, maybe some of us should stay behind, you know, just in case our enemies attack again.
Robin: (nods) Good idea, Rika.
Tai: All right...Dimension Gate Open!
Then, a white gate appeared to some of the Kouja no Senshi.
Tuxedo Mask: We'll be back.
With that, Sailor Moon, Tuxedo Mask, and their group entered while Rika, Renamon, and her group waved.
Homestar: Write a post card!
The white gate closed as Marzipan spoke.
Marzipan: Uh, I didn't do anything embarrassing, did I?
Bubs: Only by acting like DK and throwing crates.
Marzipan: Hey!
Strong Mad: WHERE'S STRONG BAD!
The Cheat: (motioning) Meh!
The Free Country citizens headed off with the ones behind leaving the area while Rika sighed.
Rika: Well, we better check on Jack and the others...
Renamon: Are you sure it's wise?
Rika: Hey, Jack can let us in anytime, remember? Come on...
Rika and Renamon headed off.
Renamon: Besides, I wonder who will replace the positions that were given to Cree and Alan?
Phage: As of that, Katz, Mirage, Gannondorf, a few selected and I will be going there. After all, like the heroes' digivices, ours too can open up gates.
Puppetmon: Awesome! We're going to see new places!
Chase: (frowns) Not you, Puppetmon!
Puppetmon: Awww, why not?
Chase: Simple: You, Jack, and the Dark Masters aren't chosen to go.
MetalSeadramon: Hey, wait a minute!
Mirage: Don't argue.
Phage: You already know a few who are going: Them being myself, Katz, Mirage, Gannondorf, and Chase Young. The others that are chosen to go as well are these people: Skulker, Mack Salmon, Deathstroke, Father, the Delightful Children, Shredder with his minions, Gruntilda, and of course Eggman.
Eggman: Interesting proposition you have.
Gruntilda: My goodness, that's awfully neat. I think I'll be vomiting something sickly sweet.
Skulker: Don't even try it!
Grounder: Awww, can't we come too?
Mirage: (dryly) No. Ratigan, you're in charge while we're gone.
The digivices were lifted before the Phage with his chosen entered.
Phage: We shall return!
With that, they were gone.
Scratch: Well, this has been a disappointing meeting.
Hiram: (frowns) Don't remind me!
Ratigan: Of course, since I'm in charge while they're gone, there are a few ground rules to cover...
Jack: (realizes) Oh, wait! Before you do, Professor...you got a copy of the Trogdor game?
Fidgit: I do, why?
Jack: (chuckles) Because I thought of the best prank ever!
Later, lying near the familiar machine, Strong Bad was sleeping as he muttered.
Strong Bad: {mumbling} Rhino... RhinoFeeder... {wakes up and stands up} Ahh!
Then, he looked around before noticing the citizens of Free Country standing near him.
Homestar: Are you okay, Strong Bad?
Strong Bad: {excitedly} I just had the most pixelated dream! {points at Homestar} And you were there...{points at Marzipan} and you were there...and...
Then, to his notice, he saw a familiar beefy armed dragon standing nearby them.
Strong Bad: Uh oh. You were there.
Trogdor roared as the group screamed, running from the area while not far from the area, Jack and Puppetmon were both laughing hysterically.
Jack: Ha-ha-ha-ha! This is the best prank ever!
Puppetmon: Yeah, who knew that sending Trogdor after the effects of Cackletta would make him chase anyone! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Just then, the two noticed Trogdor heading their way before they screamed and Trogdor breathed fire on the screen, making everything black.
(ED: Ashita ha Atashi no Kaze ga Fuku by Ai Maeda)