The next day, the ship was surrounded by fog. Then, all of a sudden, the loud rumbling was heard, awakening everyone on the boat.
Delete: Huh?
Nemo: (rubs her eyes) What's that awful noise?
Bloo: (groaning) Aw geez. I have an accident! We are surrounded by...
Grievous: No, no you idiot! We are in the river going to Nightmareland, remember?!
Bloo: (sadly) I know.
All: Eeew!
June: I don't want to be wake up to that!
Hotaru: (notices) Uh guys, we have a problem here.
They looked out and saw that they were caught in the pull of a whirlpool.
All: WHIRLPOOL!
Fred: I like company! Make good stuff, yes!
Sailor Terra: Wrong whirlpool, Fred!
Nemo looked and saw Flip sleeping.
Nemo: Flip wake up!
The gang tried nudging him.
Nemesis: You’re suppose to be steering the ship!
It was no use. Flip kept sleeping as the group screamed. They were heading further and further to the whirlpool.
Virgil: Grab the wheel!
Nemo, Rini, and Hotaru grabbed the steering wheel to try and get back on course, but it was too late, they were too caught up in the pull and began whirling around. All the noise woke up Flip, who was shocked to see where they were. The boat kept sinking lower and lower into the whirlpool until it seemed they were underwater.
All: AHHHH!!
(OP: Over Soul by Megumi Hayashibara)
Kouja no Senshi
Chapter 9: Nightmareland Arc
Act 34: Of Guardians and Goblins
It soon faded to them falling from the sky and landed on a hill of a forest which soon led to it sliding down the hill and crashed into the lake of a swamp. The ship was in pieces and everyone was lying in the water. With some of their clothes soaked, and the furries' fur wet.
Nemo: Is everyone all right?
Danny Cat: I'm fine. Oliver, son?
Oliver: I'm fine.
Sailor Cluster Prime: Note to everyone: let not let any idiot drive.
Bloo: Can I drive???
Wanda: Her point precisely.
Professor Genius: (drenching the water out) I think we are all fine my boy.
Nemesis: I’ve felt worse experiences then that.
Maximus: Bleck! Never make me go through that again! I'm wet!
Shirly: Stop complaining.
Coco: Co co!
Yang: Okay, anyone who isn't here speak up.
No one said anything.
Terra: Looks like we're all here...and awkward moment to use that joke.
Yang: Hey, I thought it'd be a good time to use it.
Mr. Rude: (frowns) We're lost, aren't we?
Mr. Stubborn: We are not lost!
Camille: Yech, all my beautiful clothes ruined.
Flip who had his bottom sticking out of the water got back on his feet and spit up some swamp water and opened up his stomach letting the water pour out of him. Then they got out of the water and looked around the place to see a swampy bog.
Camille: Where are we?
Eduardo: It's too scary.
Courage: Don't remind me.
Professor Genius: By the look of it I’d say we’re in Nightmareland.
Rini: My goodness.
Miss Chatterbox: It doesn't look like it's all that bad, though aside from the dead trees and all that, but I can't believe it we all made it to our destination.
Miss Sunshine: And to think that poor little girl is captured here along with the king.
Buster Blaster: I hunger!
Flip: (surprised) We are? (realizes) Of course we are, I told ya I’d get ya here.
Mandy: (angrily) If you drive again, I will kill you!
Flip gulps then he then began walking to shore.
Billy: Oh, what about me? Can I drive?
Grim: (annoyed) No.
Then, something was moving in the water, and then a pair of arms reached out and grabbed the hem line of Camille’s dress. They turned and gasped as she was getting pulled on by three sea creatures.
Mikey: Not these guys again!
Daffy: Geez, and I just got my feathers dried!
Camille: (smacks the sea creatures with the sheath) Let go of me!
Ling Ling: Baka.
She, Maximus, Minimus, Danny, Dora, Mac, and Norman hit them.
Nemo: Quick help him!
Flip wrapped his arms around Camille' waist while the others grabbed the part of his clothes and tried to pull her way. But the creatures’ pull was too strong they fell on their faces and the scepter landed right in front of them. When it came into view of the creatures, they panicked and in fear dove back into the water.
Virgil: (smirks) Ah hah, they are scared of the Royal Scepter!
Sally: Now we know what to do in case more creatures show up.
Cream: All right!
Camille then noticed Flip still had his arms around her waist.
Camille: (anger mark) Get away from me!
Quickly, she elbowed him off her.
Virgil: Now, the map, we must move on before more of them spot us!
Matt: I think we better find those gates those voices mentioned. Is it in your map?
Flip: Of course, every detail!
Professor Genius: Then show us, quickly!
Flip: Ok, ok don’t get pushy.
The clown then pulled out the map, but gasped as he saw the map’s printing had faded from being in the water. Bloo peeked in.
Bloo: Hoo boy.
Flip: (to Bloo) Tell no one, okay?
Wooly: Excuse me, is there a problem?
Flip looked a bit nervous, but tried to hide the map from the group.
Flip: Wrong? Oh nothing, my map says uh...(points to a direction) that way.
Professor Genius: Keep your eyes peeled, we want to see them before they see us.
As they walked off, unknown to them, a manta ray observes them, then flew off in a different direction.
Mr. Stubborn: I think they're lost because I bet the map washed the ink away!
Mr. Rude: We do not have time for chit chat, Mr. Stubborn, we're on a mission!
Meanwhile, the travelers were tracking their way through a dark forest.
Camille: (looks around) This place is too spooky, I don’t like it.
Courage: Me either.
Sailor Mars: I sense something. Something is here.
Shadow: Flip, are there anymore monsters in this forest?
Flip: (chuckles nervously) Are you kidding? Why there isn’t one in miles.
Shirly: Even if there were, you have us to protect you.
Nemo: I guess you’re right.
Grievous: Something tells me you're very wrong, Flip.
Bloo: Come on, what's the worse that can-
Delete: Gah! Don't say that! Things get worse whenever someone says it!
Buzz: Hey, check this out.
There they saw a gate before noticing the tree move. Inside, Kate was waving as she spoke.
Kate: Hello!? Get me out now!
Digit: OH MY GOD!
The tree slashed toward them while Rini frowned.
Rini: Ugh, and what a time to forget my transformation brooch!
Hotaru: Look out!
They screamed, dodging from the swipes while Ness frowned.
Ness: We'll take care of this!
PK Users: PK FIRE!
Mario: Fireball!
The attacks hit as the tree as in flames. Quickly, Mr. Quiet pulled Kate out of the tree's mouth just as it burned to ashes. When it cleared, the gate opened.
Mr. Happy: It looks like when we defeat the guardians, we can go in further.
Darry: Good.
Kaylee: Come on.
Later, the group kept walking until they made it to a fork in the forest.
Virgil: Hmmm...
Professor Genius: Which way to the castle of the Nightmare King?
Mr. Stubborn: Why are you talking to these incompetent idiots? They probably don't know where they are going.
Kate: Um...look, actually. I think you may want to watch yourselves. Team Spicer could appear and we could be in danger.
Mr. Stubborn: You're the spy!
Kate: (glares) I am not! You take that back!
Mr. Stubborn: I know a spy when I see one!
Mr. Grumpy: If you're gonna be like that through the trip, Mr. Stubborn, just stay here!
The purple man only crossed his arms, remaining still.
Mr. Stubborn: Hmph!
Flip took out the map and pretended to read it, but noticed everyone wanted to look at it. He then kept it close to him.
Flip: Do you mind?
Grievous: Yes, I do mind.
Bloo: Touchy.
He then pointed to the part of the map and smirked.
Flip: (points to the right) I was right, that way!
Eduardo: Okay.
They continued onward, but Flip and Bloo picked up the clown's luggage and went backward before dashing away. Only Mr. Stubborn, who remained behind, frowned and followed. The others, meanwhile, kept on walking until they came to a dead end.
Virgil: This is a dead end.
Nemo: Flip, are you sure you’re reading that thing right?
The group then noticed the clown and blob was gone.
Rini: Bloo?
Nemo: Flip? Where’d they go?
Grievous: I knew it! I knew neither one of them could be trusted!
Mr. Rude: Ugh, I hate it when Mr. Stubborn's right at times.
All: Bloo! Flip! Where are you? Azul?
Meanwhile the blob and clown were back the way they were in before and was leaning on a tree. Flip lit a cigar and tried to redraw his own map.
Bloo: Let's hope you know this.
Flip: I do.
He then began his redrawing.
Flip: Let’s see, a forest here, a swamp here. Some mountains here, and that Nightmares Castle right about here.
Voice 1: (points to spot Flip saw) No, not about there!
The other arm then removed it.
Voice 2: Right about here.
Flip's arm was moved to the correct spot to mark by the other arm.
Flip: (turns) Oh thanks.
The two gasped as he saw the tree was alive and had four faces on it, they screamed in fear and jumped backwards.
Flip: AHHHHH! Go away!
Bloo: Get away from me, ya jerk of monsters!
The faces on the tree laughed and it deformed into four goblins.
Goblins: (presenting themselves) Tah-Dah!
The blob and clown then gasped and fainted, lying on the ground. The four came to them as Flip secretly opened one eye, watched them with Mr. Stubborn, not too far, frowning.
The good goblins and the C.O.P.S.'s motivational song
May 16 2009, 12:04 PM
Goblin #1: Poor clown and blob. The poor guys fell down.
Goblin #2: We must’ve scared them to sleep.
Icarus and Ling-Ling were hopping from branch to branch until they spotted the goblins looking over Flip and Bloo. The two quickly hurried back to the others. When they came, Ling-Ling looked worried.
Ling-Ling: We found Flip and Bloo! They’re under attack.
Icarus chirps in agreement.
Nemo: Oh no.
Sailor Star Rocker: What did those two did now?!
Miss Piggy: 9frowns) Anything at this rate.
The boy hurried over toward where Flip and Bloo were. When he had arrived, he waved the scepter around.
Nemo: (shouts) LEAVE HIM ALONE!
Goblin #3: (gasps) It's the Scepter! Run!
Quickly, the goblins took off and morphed into trees, hoping to confuse them.
T.W.: Flip, Bloo, are you two all right?
Flip: Yeah, sure pal.
Professor Genius: It’s dangerous to wander around all by yourself even with Bloo here.
Delete: What were you thinking?
Genius: In Bloo's opinion, nothing!
Bloo: Hey!
Sakura: I swear, you two are up to no good, I bet!
Camille then noticed something on Flip, frowning.
Camille: (slaps Flip) Are you sneaking a cigar?
The cigar from Flip's mouth was down as Bloo gulped, then pointed accusingly to the goblins.
Bloo: Those horrible monsters made him do it, they stuck it right in his mouth and said "Light up!"
Fuzzy: Likely story!
Mr. Stubborn: Fake, fake story! Even more fake than Rat Girl's kidnapping.
Kate: (glares) Excuse me!?
Goblin #4:: No, no.
Goblin #2: We didn’t do it!
Goblin #3: (coughs) We’d never do such a thing.
Flip: Who’re you trying to fool? You guys are all evil giant rats.
Goblin #4: (angrily) Hey!
Nack: Look, clown boy, bad enough we weasels get call that but this!
Then Icarus let out a loud howl,, which aggravated them, turning back to their regular forms.
Goblin #2: Stop, stop, stop, no that hurts!
Goblin #4: Please, don’t do that again.
Goblin #3: We come in peace.
Goblin #1: Good goblins.
Goblin #2: And we're friendly.
Sora: You all right?
Goblins: Never better.
Hotaru: (notices) Hey, I think I ran into you before.
Goblin #4: Hoo, I remember running into you into Flower Garden!
Grim: Wait, what in the blazes were you doing over there anyway?
Goblin #4: Well sometimes some goblins appear in different dreams when suppose to be in Nightmareland.
Grim: Well, that makes sense.
Flip then came to them as he pointed to them.
Flip: Oh, don’t you see they’re the ones who attacked me. And made smoke that awful cigar.
Grievous: (rolls eyes) Oh brother.
Goblin #1: No, no! It’s a misunderstanding.
Goblin #2: (frowns) We didn’t attack him.
Goblin #4: We didn’t make him smoke either. We know how bad that is for ones health. Besides, who do you think we are?
Fred: Uh...Larry, Curly, Moe, and Curly Joe???
Sailor Solaris: Fred?
Fred: Yes?
Sailor Solaris: Shut up.
Fred: Yes!
Mac: They got a point.
Goblin #3: We just helped him draw the map.
All (but Flip): (angrily) Flip?!
Flip: (sweatdrops) Well, I may have over exaggerated what I said.
Frankie: Bloo, did you know anything about this?
Bloo: (nervously) I claim the fifth!
Bender: And I claim I'm Martha Stewart but no way in Hell is that going to happen!
Goblin #2: We’re goblins, you know, funny creatures.
Videl: Really?
Goblins: Yeah!
The goblins then posed as they grinned while they introduced themselves.
Oomp: (singing) I’m Oomp!
Oompa: (singing) I’m Oompa!
Oompe: (singing) I’m Oompe!
Oompy: (singing) I’m Oompy!
Goku: Cool!
Oompy: Thanks!
Oomp: And a one-and-a-two-and-a-three!
Goblinss: (singing) Oh, we are the Boomps (boomp, boomp)
Good Goblin Boomps (boomp, boomp)
Oomp: (singing) We are escaping from Nightmare Land
Oompa: (singing) Our nightmarish king doesn't understand
Goblins: (singing) We just can't horrify or terrify
Oompy: (singing) Can't even work up a fright.
Flip, Bloo and Mr. Rude only yawned before the cyborg hit them.
Grievous: Pay attention!
Bloo: Hey!
Mr. Persnickety: Don't be ruder than usual, Mr. Rude!
Goblins: (singing) We just get laughs.
When we go bump in the night
Oompy: (singing) When goblinss are good (boomp, boomp)
They're misunderstood (boomp, boomp)
Oompe: (singing/reaching to Oompi) Though we may separate
Oompy: (singing/reaching to Oompe) Separate?
Oompe: (singing) Or come in kloomps
Goblins: (singing) We get so blue
'Cause when we say "boo"
Nobody jumps from boomps
Bloo: (to Grievous) Not even me.
Grievous: Yeah, right.
Oompy: Our Nightmare King is so cruel, and a liar, we were so scared we had to escape.
Jeri: Oh, that's awful.
Oompe: Of course our friend, Oompo, is locked in Nightmare castle.
Oomp: Therefore we have to go back there to rescue him.
Oompy: Our King fears the Royal Scepter. Would you help?
Goblins: (pleading) Please let us join you we wanna help.
Camille: I see.
Oomp We know the safest way, let us be your guide.
Danny: Tell us, do you know the way to the gates as well as their guardians? We must defeat all of them if we were to get into the castle.
Oomp: Sure! We can make stop at each one if you want!
Flip: (frowns) Hey, hey, I’m the guide here.
Grievous: Think again!
Camille: (to Flip) You’re fired. (to the goblins) And you’re hired.
Then the goblins jumped in cheering with smiles on their faces.
Freakazoid: (to Flip) You got p'wned, clown boy!
Flip: (glares) And what am I suppose to do?
Grievous: Just one thing.
Camille: (points to the luggage) You and Bloo may have the honor of carrying the luggage.
Bloo: (shocked) Why me?!
Danny: Simple. You didn't tell us about Flip's map until it was too late so consider this punishment.
June: Now start carrying!
Butters: Bad luck, huh fellas?
Flip and Bloo sighed and groaned.
Bloo: Why me?
Bugs: Eh, why not?
The goblins then led the way followed by the Princess, Professor, heroes, and anti-heroes while Nemo was behind them with Flip and Bloo carrying their luggage.
Nemo: Here, let me help you Flip.
Flip: (grumbles) No thanks, don’t take this job away from me.
Bloo: What about me?
Nemo: Sorry but my offer only is for Flip.
Grievous: Ha!
The group then continued onward, hoping to get to Nightmare Castle.
Bob: We almost forgot! For those who want to hear the motivational song that the C.O.P.S. haven't sang in years to help us move forward, press or say yes now!
Max Rabbit: (horrified) Dear God, no!
Nemo: Well, we won't mind a motivational song to keep us going.
Curt: Response recognized. Begin song.
Soon Chippy begins making noises and such as the others while Max groans in annoyance.
Curt: (singing) Differently useful computers and guests
Bob: (singing) Hello, world, we're the C.O.P.S.
Bluster Blaster: (singing) Beware! We will not be suppressed!
Chippy kept on the music making as the C.O.P.S. sang all at once.
All.: (singing) We are useful! We are fruitful!
We are useful! Everything that boots is beautiful!
We are useful! We are fruitful!
Built to last! The future is the past!
Chippy: Beep beep boop boop beep boop beep!
Hotaru: Well, your motivational song is, well, nice.
Bluster Bluster: It's awesome!
Bob: But wait! There's more!
Strong Bad: (sweatdrop) Uh, I don't think we really need to hear more.
The machines however ignore Strong Bad as the music begins once more as the song continues.
Bob: (singing) Computers today just confound and confuse
Curt: (singing) Comfort is waiting in yesterday's news
Bluster Blaster: Select a weapon! You must choose!
Chippy kept playing the song as the C.O.P.S. sang at once again.
All: (singing) We are useful! We are fruitful!
We are useful! Everything that boots is beautiful!
We are useful! We are fruitful!
Built to last! The future is the past!
Chippy: Beep beep boop boop beep boop beep!
Max: Well, I think we're...
Rini: Say, did you guys write the lyrics to that song yourselves?
Max and Psycho: (yelping) Eeep!
Curt: CPU completely now sufficient for creative output.
Bob: Stay on the line for verse three "Revenge of the Motivational Song".
Daffy: (worried) Errr, I just remember that I gotta pressed my feathers.
Too late as the song and music begins once more.
Bob: (singing) Who needs fancy whizz-bang chips?
Curt: (singing) Older boards are well-equipped
Bob: (singing) Seasoned, practiced, and mature
All: (singing) And together, we endure
We are useful! We are fruitful!
We are useful! Everything that boots is beautiful!
We are useful! We are fruitful!
Built to last! The future is the past!
Chippy: Boop boop beep beep.
Nemo: Out of curiosity, what's the name of your motivational song?
Bob: Now playing at a C.O.P.S. meeting near you: verse four of "Useful to Boot".
The song and music begins, much to the annoyance of most of the gang.
Curt: (singing) You cannot improve the wheel
Bluster Blaster: (singing) Flimsy self-esteem must yield!
Bob: (singing) You're only obsolete as you feel
The gang looks at each other, mostly in annoyance, surprise or confusion. The C.O.P.S. soon sang together once more.
All: (singing) We are useful! We are fruitful!
We are useful! Everything that boots is beautiful!
We are useful! We are fruitful!
Built to last! The future is the past!
Chippy: Boop boop beep beep!
Camille: Err, not to sound rude, which I may have to, but is there any more of that song?
Max: (horrified) Dear God, don't ask them that!
Curt: Four verses only for perfect structural symmetry of tone and meter.
Bluster Blaster: Start over!
Most of the gang: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Too late as the song and music starts all over again, most of the annoyance of most of the gang as we fade to black.
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Night time had arrived as the group with their new allies (minus Flip who was sleeping in a sleeping bag) were sitting around the campfire while Camille spoke to the others.
Camille: Okay, everyone, that incantation to use my father's scepter...wasn't it something like "Shazama Shazama"?
Nemo: "Pajama". I remember because you made fun of mine.
Professor Genius: Shhh! Not so loud. The Nightmare King may have spies all over the land. We mustn't let the king know that one of the outsiders can use the scepter.
Mr. Stubborn: Why don't you go ahead and torture that woman we found? She's obviously a spy!
Kate: How can you be so sure?
Mr. Stubborn: I don't need to be sure, I know I'm sure!
Flip: (annoyed) Would you please keep it down over there?! (groans) First they make me the bellhop, now they won't even let me sleep!
He then got up, wrapping himself in the bag as he walked to a quieter place.
Flip: (taking out a cigar) I've had it. Dogs get better treatment than this.
Before he could put it in his mouth, the clown gasped as he saw a bat-like creature.
Flip: Oh no...
He then screamed, running from it.
Flip: Guys, help!
More flying monsters appeared as the others gasped.
Virgil: It's an ambush!
Maximus: (notices) Look out, you idiotic clown!
Then, the two Heartless swooped down and picked him up by the shoulders.
Flip: AHHH! Hey, let go of me, would you? I'll give up smoking! HELP!
It was too late as they flew away with their prisoner.
Miss Sunshine: Oh no! What could be worse?
Then, to their shock, they noticed a huge mechanical penguin heading to them.
Hotaru: Oh no!
Mr. Messy: AHHH! A giant penguin! What's it doing?
The mechanical foe spit out some mechanical robotic mini penguins, which were quickly destroyed by Megaman and Tron.
Tron: Those things are trying to capture all of us!
Mr. Tickle: I don't think a tickle is gonna help.
Rini: But how did they know we were coming?
Mr. Stubborn: (frowns) Why can't you see the obvious?
Minimus: We gotta defend ourselves!
Sailor Star Rocker: We're already on it!
Sailor Mercury: SHINE AQUA ILLUSION!
Some of them were destroyed quickly while Sailor Mars grunted, clutching her heart.
Miss Chatterbox: Hey, are you okay?
Sailor Mars: I'm fine...
She then aimed to some of the demons.
Sailor Mars: MARS FIRE IGNITE!
The flames headed toward them, destroying only a few though, making Ray shocked..
Sailor Mars: (to herself) Was this the consequences...of dealing with the devil?
Servebot 3: Miss Tron, look!
There, they noticed the antenna on the penguin.
Tron: No way! It's radio controlled, (looks around) but where's Team Spicer? I don't see any of them here at all!
Roll only gasped, noticing Kate using the remote.
Kate: (to herself) They're tougher than expected.
Roll: Ahem!
She yelped, noticing Roll frowning to her.
Kate: Um...what's wrong?
Roll: Give me the remote before something horrible happens to you.
Kate: Why should I?
Roll: You're gonna get hurt.
Mr. Stubborn: Hello! She's a spy! What part of that do you not understand!?
Mr. Rude: Ugh, I hate it when he's right!
Mr. Grumpy: Kate Hino, a spy?! But why?
Sailor Jupiter: Kate, you gotta stop this. Whatever they made with you, we can help you.
However, she glared coldly toward them.
Kate: (darkly) I already have help...
She then pressed the button, making the robot penguin shoot an ice attack.
Megaman: (gasps) Look out!
Quickly, Megaman, Digit, Mr. Small, Mr. Nosy, Geek, and Miss Helpful shoved the others away, though being frozen into an ice cube themselves.
Miss Chatterbox: (gasps) Oh no!
Kate only chuckled before using the remote, letting the penguin lift her up while it absorbed the cubed prisoners.
Protoman: But why?
Kate: If I was given the choice between fighting heroic and getting completely ignored or fighting with foes and get paid attention actually...I would so go dark side.
Sailor Mars: Kate, you troublemaker, what have you done!?
Rika: She's experiencing what power she has...that's what I believe.
Sailor Jupiter: I'll teach you a lesson!
Sailor Venus: Wait, the others are in there! If you hit them, they'll be killed or worse!
Kate then grinned toward the demons.
Kate: Get the scepter by any means possible.
With that, she pressed another button before the foe with her penguin were leaving.
Sailor Star Lover: She's no worse than Juile!
Mr. Stubborn: Like I said, never trust someone who's a rat girl!
He was only hit by a shoe thrown by Kate before they were gone.
Mr. Rude: Ha! Serves you right!
Mr. Bump: (notices) Gah! Look out!
They dodged a few of them. The group swung and slashed, hitting many of the demons as quickly as possible. The boy was then lifted as he yelped before taking the scepter.
Nemo: Whoa! Shazama Pajama!
It glowed, scaring the one holding him before he was dropped onto TK's arms.
Nemo: Uh, thanks.
TK: (grins) No problem.
Rini: Let me try!
Rini quickly grabbed the scepter as they were making their way to the ones in trouble.
Rini: Shazama Pajama!
The bat demon yelped and left them.
Delete: (smiles) Thanks.
Rini: Not a problem.
Hotaru: My turn!
She took the scepter, using it quickly on the ones attacking Zim.
Hotaru: Shazama Pajama!
The others screamed before they quickly left.
Zim: I didn't need no help from no filthy human.
Hotaru: You did now.
One of the creatures was kicked before a few familiar foes (with bat demons lifting them) from behind grabbed Dawson, the professor, Virgil, Strong Sad, Coco, Wilt, Dora, Mr. Lazy (who wasn't doing anything), Matt, Jackie, Inez, and Mr. Persnickety before they screamed, being lifted in the air.
Mr. Persnickety: AHHH! Sweet Henrieta!
Inez: Hey, let us down!
Dora: Mac!
Mac: (gasps) Dora!
Mr. Lazy: Fighting back sounds like alot of work. I'll just relax now.
Matt: (annoyed) That figures.
The Freelance Police and bounty hunters shot a few as Nic frowned.
Nic: Why couldn't they take the stubborn and rude ones?
Eduardo: Ahhh! It no good!
Delete: No, guys!
Camille: Professor!
Professor Genius: Run, Your Highness!
Hostages: RUN!!
Camille yelped as her hat was knocked off while she and the others tried fighting more and more. Then, all of a sudden, Camille with Darry, Kaylee, and Kid Link were grabbed.
Kid Link: Get off me!
Betty: Let them go!
Camille: Nemo, guys, help me!
Just then, everyone else was piled up before the they began being lifted while the ones with the scepter waved around like crazy, doing their best to drive them and the ones holding them away.
Kouja no Senshi
Chapter 9: Nightmareland Arc
Act 35: Back to Nightmareland
(OP: Over Soul by Megumi Hayashibara)
Narrator: Previously on Kouja no Senshi...
Camille: Where are we?
Eduardo: It's too scary.
Courage: Don't remind me.
Professor Genius: By the look of it I’d say we’re in Nightmareland.
Rini: My goodness.
Miss Chatterbox: It doesn't look like it's all that bad, though aside from the dead trees and all that, but I can't believe it we all made it to our destination.
Miss Sunshine: And to think that poor little girl is captured here along with the king.
Buster Blaster: I hunger!
Flip: (surprised) We are? (realizes) Of course we are, I told ya I’d get ya here.
Mandy: (angrily) If you drive again, I will kill you!
Flip gulps then he then began walking to shore.
Billy: Oh, what about me? Can I drive?
Grim: (annoyed) No.
Bloo: Those horrible monsters made him do it, they stuck it right in his mouth and said "Light up!"
Fuzzy: Likely story!
Mr. Stubborn: Fake, fake story! Even more fake than Rat Girl's kidnapping.
Kate: (glares) Excuse me!?
Goblin #4:: No, no.
Goblin #2: We didn’t do it!
Goblin #3: (coughs) We’d never do such a thing.
Flip: Who’re you trying to fool? You guys are all evil giant rats.
Goblin #4: (angrily) Hey!
Nack: Look, clown boy, bad enough we weasels get call that but this!
Then Icarus let out a loud howl,, which aggravated them, turning back to their regular forms.
Goblin #2: Stop, stop, stop, no that hurts!
Goblin #4: Please, don’t do that again.
Goblin #3: We come in peace.
Goblin #1: Good goblins.
Goblin #2: And we're friendly.
Sora: You all right?
Goblins: Never better.
Hotaru: (notices) Hey, I think I ran into you before.
Goblin #4: Hoo, I remember running into you into Flower Garden!
Grim: Wait, what in the blazes were you doing over there anyway?
Goblin #4: Well sometimes some goblins appear in different dreams when suppose to be in Nightmareland.
Grim: Well, that makes sense.
Sailor Mars: MARS FIRE IGNITE!
The flames headed toward them, destroying only a few though, making Ray shocked..
Sailor Mars: (to herself) Was this the consequences...of dealing with the devil?
Servebot 3: Miss Tron, look!
There, they noticed the antenna on the penguin.
Tron: No way! It's radio controlled, (looks around) but where's Team Spicer? I don't see any of them here at all!
Roll only gasped, noticing Kate using the remote.
Kate: (to herself) They're tougher than expected.
Roll: Ahem!
She yelped, noticing Roll frowning to her.
Kate: Um...what's wrong?
Roll: Give me the remote before something horrible happens to you.
Kate: Why should I?
Roll: You're gonna get hurt.
Mr. Stubborn: Hello! She's a spy! What part of that do you not understand!?
Mr. Rude: Ugh, I hate it when he's right!
Mr. Grumpy: Kate Hino, a spy?! But why?
Sailor Jupiter: Kate, you gotta stop this. Whatever they made with you, we can help you.
However, she glared coldly toward them.
Kate: (darkly) I already have help...
She then pressed the button, making the robot penguin shoot an ice attack.
Megaman: (gasps) Look out!
Quickly, Megaman, Digit, Mr. Small, Mr. Nosy, Geek, and Miss Helpful shoved the others away, though being frozen into an ice cube themselves.
Miss Chatterbox: (gasps) Oh no!
Kate only chuckled before using the remote, letting the penguin lift her up while it absorbed the cubed prisoners.
Protoman: But why?
Kate: If I was given the choice between fighting heroic and getting completely ignored or fighting with foes and get paid attention actually...I would so go dark side.
Sailor Mars: Kate, you troublemaker, what have you done!?
Rika: She's experiencing what power she has...that's what I believe.
One of the creatures was kicked before a few familiar foes (with bat demons lifting them) from behind grabbed Dawson, the professor, Virgil, Strong Sad, Coco, Wilt, Dora, Mr. Lazy (who wasn't doing anything), Matt, Jackie, Inez, and Mr. Persnickety before they screamed, being lifted in the air.
Mr. Persnickety: AHHH! Sweet Henrieta!
Inez: Hey, let us down!
Dora: Mac!
Mac: (gasps) Dora!
Mr. Lazy: Fighting back sounds like alot of work. I'll just relax now.
Matt: (annoyed) That figures.
The Freelance Police and bounty hunters shot a few as Nic frowned.
Nic: Why couldn't they take the stubborn and rude ones?
Eduardo: Ahhh! It no good!
Delete: No, guys!
Camille: Professor!
Professor Genius: Run, Your Highness!
Hostages: RUN!!
Just then, he and Rini tripped and screamed. The two then landed on the ground, back in their pajamas while the scepter flung into the air.
Nemo: (gasps) NO! The scepter!
Rini: Come back!
All of a sudden, the two found themselves back in the bedroom where Icarus was fighting a pillow.
Nemo: (sighs) Phew, what a dream.
Rini: Oy, more like a nightmare...
Just then, the scepter and the others landed on the ground, grunting.
Homestar: (notices) Hey, how come we're missing some people?
Just then, the four goblins popped out from under the bed.
Mac: (looks around) Huh? This isn't Nightmareland.
Oompy: Hey, you okay?
Maximus: What are you doing here?
Oomp: We're being here, what else?
Nemo: Great, we must still be in the dream.
Oomp: What's a dream?
Hotaru: Well, it's um-
Oomp: (grins) Oh, I get it. This is a place called a dream.
Oompa: Yeah.
Oompe: (grins) I knew that.
Grim: (frowns) Goblins...
Shirly: It's worse than I thought. Nemo, try pinching yourself.
He nodded, then pinched himself.
Nemo: Ouch! That hurt! (looks around) But wait! Wasn't I suppose to wake up?
Courage: I think it's time you face the truth: The Dream World and Real World have begun to merge.
All: What!?
Shirly: King Morpheus is the protector of dreams. Since he is kidnapped, the two separate worlds have begun to merge. But if the scepter and the king were to be killed, both worlds would merge and chaos will reign all around.
Courage: OOOOOHHHH!!!
Renamon: Do you think Team Spicer knew about this?
Mr. Grumpy: Doubt it. Even they didn't know the consequences, let alone team up with the nightmares.
Sailor Mars: I still can't believe it...Kate, how could she?
Max: I say we do what the stubborn guy says and shave her bald when we find her.
Psycho: Yeah, and cut her every part of the body.
Angelica: And destroy her!
Sailor Mars: Guys! I may hate her, but I don't want her killed!
Three: What?
Nemo sighed as he looked at the scepter.
Nemo: They have our friends and worse...they even got Camille.
Kevin Levin: (sing song voice) Someone like someone!
Nemo: (blushing) I do not!
Kevin Levin: (smirking) Right...
Rini: That does it...I'm helping out whether you people like it or not. MOON CRYSTAL POWER, MAKE UP!
Then, in an instant, Rini transformed to Sailor Mini Moon, much to the two's surprise.
Hotaru: You're a Sailor Soldier?
Nemo: That's awesome!
Just then, the room began to shake.
Maximus: I want my mommy!
Eduardo: Ay carumba! What is that?!
The heroes then noticed the ceiling crack with a huge creature falling down. Quickly, the boy began to use the scepter.
Nemo: SHAZAMA PAJAMA! SHAZAMA PAJAMA!
Then, he stopped as he saw the creature unconscious.
Oompa: (notices) Hey, it's Oompo!
Oompy: Oompa?
Oomp: Hooray!
Oompe: (grins) I knew that.
The group then went to the unconscious creature. The goblins went to the creature as they tried waking him up.
Oompo: (waking up) Oh, hello, friends...I thought I never see you again.
Mac: Is he a friend of yours?
Oomop: Yep, he's the missing goblin we left behind.
The big goblin got up, looking at the group.
Oompo: It's nice to meet you. I'm Oompo.
Maximus: (sighs) Pleasure...all mine.
Oompo: Are you the three children he's been talking about?
They nodded as he continued.
Oompo: I have a letter for you from the king.
The group looked shocked.
Delete: Oh my gosh!
Hotaru: From King Morpheus?
Courage: Where is he?
Oompo: Last time I saw him, he was imprisoned in Nightmare Castle.
Grievous: Where's the letter! Tell us now!
Oompo: Right here!
He took it out from his fur, then gave the letter to the group.
Nemesis: Interesting...
Sailor Mini Moon: It's the incantation to use the Keyblade. It's got power.
Oompo: Yes! Enough to defeat the Nightmare King!
Greasy: Great!
Maximus: My next question is why did he sent it?
Nemesis: I guess he had faith in these three all this time.
Ling Ling: Hai!
Oomp: So, what are we waiting for? Let's head to Nightmare Castle!
Oompi: Hooray!
Miss Chatterbox: And save the others!
Courage: (gasps) NOOOOOO!!!
Icarus chirped loudly as well.
All: Agh!
Mr. Noisy: You could have toned it down.
Courage then began muttering, changing to various objects.
Maximus: What the heck?
Stupid: Duh, if Nemo, Hotaru, or Sailor Mini Moon use the scepter to its full potential, they'll die?
Courage turned to normal as he shook his head.
Courage: Yeah! I don't want them to die!
Nemo: I appreciate you worrying, but the King needs us. He must be suffering horribly in Nightmare Castle. You understand.
Courage: (sighs) I guess so.
Mr. Stubborn: Don't be ridiculous, dog, nothing's going to happen, okay?
Delete: Then it's official: Off to Nightmare Castle!
Mr. Bump: Under one condition.
All: Huh?
Mr. Bump: We're making a quick stop to the museum. I have something to get and a memory to erase from Feral.
Nemesis: Why would you want to go there?
Mr. Bump: It's complicated. You wouldn't understand.
Mr. Rude: Oy, fine!
They got onto the bed stool with some of them. With that, everyone boarded on the bed while those that could fly only began to hover.
Betty: Make sure you show us the right way, guys.
Oomp: Just leave it to us.
Then, the legs on the bed grew long and walked out of the window and the legs grew longer and it began walking all around Tokyo before stopping near the museum.
Feral: (annoyed) You three! I oughta have you placed in prison!
Mr. Bump took a pair of sunglasses before snatching the nerolyzer from Nemesis.
Nemesis: Hey!
He slid to the bottom before quickly using it with the item flashing.
Mr. Bump: My friends and I weren't in the museum. You were probably imagining things during your guard duty. And the video tape that was broken has some errors, so can we have it back?
Feral: Um, of course.
He then brought out the camera (with the video inside still in tact) before Mr. Bump took it, then went back up the bed.
Mr. Bump: (grins) Thank you.
With that, the bed was off again.
Sailor Mercury: What's going on?
Miss Whoops: We'll explain on the way.
Then the bed leaped onto some taller buildings and then onto the steeple of the church and launched itself into the air. The legs shrunk back into the bed and it began flying across the sky with the flyers following.
Ling Ling: Yattah!
Nemo: Full speed ahead!
The bed with the group on it flew off into the sky, hoping to find a way into Nightmareland. Back in Nightmareland itself, the doctor looked concerned as she gasped.
Fidget: What's wrong, doc?
Ghastly: I just scanned the blood sample from Miss Hino and I can assure you this...she is not completely human.
Fidget: What? What's that mean?
Ghastly: Katherine Hino is, in fact, half human...and sadly, half Toon rat!
Fidget: Huh? But how come she doesn't look anything like one of those things she refers not to be?
Ghastly: Maybe she isn't being honest. Either that or she doesn't know what kind of person her father is.
A bit later, the foes had gathered around.
Phage: First off, I like to congratulate Miss Hino for her wonderful services.
Kate: Um, no problem. Just trying my best.
Phage: Secondly...it seems we haven't awoken yet. Major Doctor, why is that?
Ghastly: It's because I was trying to tell you earlier...the real world and dream world are-
Just then, the alarm sounded off before the screen turned on, showing the heroes.
James: It's the heroes, and Hotaru! Hotaru, come back!
Jessie: (annoyed) You know they can't hear you.
James: (sweatdrops) I know.
Skarr: Hmmm...Katherine, why is your belt pink?
Kate: What's wrong with pink? I've heard you wear pink.
Skarr: That was because I was off duty at the time!
Katz: Calm down...we have more important matters to attend to...
The heroes flew off on Nemo’s bed searching for the entrance to Nightmareland. While the bed continued to fly through the sky the goblins were cheering while Nemo with Sailor Mini Moon and Hotaru studied the incantation.
Hotaru: Hopefully, we can memorize all of this.
Bloo: (bored) Are we there yet?
Grievous: (annoyed) No.
Waffle: Are we there yet?
Sailor Star Rocker: No.
Mr. Scatterbrain: Are we there yet?
The others: Noooooooooooooo!
Dil: Are we there yet?
Mr. Grumpy: Crooked Cucumbers! Now shut up or I will turn this bed around, mister!
Bloo: (rolling eyes) Sorry! (pause) Are-
Swiper: Finish that and I'd throw you off the bed!
Bloo: Never mind.
Matt Ishida: How much further?
Oomp: Can’t be too far now.
Virgil: How’s studying the incantation Nemo?
Nemo: I think I almost have it memorized.
Icarus chirps as he points up ahead in concern. They all looked and saw a dark portal in the sky.
Oompe: There it is!
Freakazoid: It looks very very freaky!
Chris: We got to get through!
Danny Cat: I hope so. Hold on.
Oliver: (holding on) Right.
Hotaru: All right guys let’s do this.
Oomp: Come on guys, we have to protect Hotaru, Rini, and Nemo. Goblins unite!
Then the goblins' bodies melded together and they gripped tightly to the bed and onto the group.
Frankie: Everyone, hold to something!
The gang held onto the bed quickly as it flew through the portal, and as they entered they came face to face with the eye symbol Nemo first met when driving to Slumberland.
Nemo: Everybody hang on!
The bed began spinning out of control causing turbulence.
Cowards: AHHHH!
Mr. Nervous: This is the end!
Miss Scary: No fair in nightmares doing the scaring. That's my job!
Then the bed pulled up and was flying above a black sea, but the sea was actually the black and red mass that abducted the King.
Diego: Ay carumba!
Gabumon: Is that what grabbed Morpheus?
Norman: Afraid so.
Minimus: We got a problem!
Then the mass extended a whip that tried to attack them until Vegeta blasted it.
Vegeta: Get lost, loser!
Quickly, Goku went Super Saiyan 4 and opens fire on the mass keeping it away from Nemo.
Oompy: Look out!
The mass formed a giant claw which tried to grab the bed, but the heroes combined their energy and destroyed it. The bed then flew further until it reached a misshapen mountain and a dark castle.
Nemo: Would you look at that!
Sailor Star Lover: That's it. It must be Nightmare Castle.
Oompa: Home to the Nightmare King.
Nemo: Whoa, I don’t like the looks of this.
Mr. Nervous: Me either. Why did I have to get involved in this?
The bed headed towards the mountains. The group gasped as they saw what appeared to be a giant blob monster. In the middle was an eye.
Captain N: That thing reminds me of Gradius!
The creature shot out some round fire balls toward the group.
Courage: Duck!
Daffy: Huh?
One of the fireballs hit Daffy as he screamed.
Daffy: AHHHHHHH!
Shirly: We have to keep hitting that thing!
The heroes continuously hit and blasted the thing as they used all they had. The creature kept firing as the heroes kept firing until the creature was blasted by the SS4s, destroying it!
Nemo: Way to go!
Julayla: Yeah!
Ssj4 Goku: Phew. You know, power like this is so hard to come by. You either got to train for it or make a deal to the devil.
Bulma: To be honest, I say training is much better.
Vegeta: (changing back) I agree. Only a goddamn fool would sell his or her soul to the devil, even to save love ones! What kind of a dumb ass would try that?!
Sailor Mars looks worried as Rika and Renamon frowns. No one else noticed as the bed and the flyers headed to the castle. Far below, the manta ray watched the whole thing. It then snuck further into the gorge, heading for the inside of the castle.
Nemo: Is everyone ready? Hold on!
All: Here we go!
As the bed flew farther, it crashed into something that couldn't be seen.
Nemesis: Huh?
Mimi: What just happened?
Atomic Betty: What's going on?
Shirly: Seems like there's a force field.
All: Force field?
Mac: I think the Nightmare King doesn't want any unexpected company entering.
Chester: Oh great, just terrific. What now?
Alan: Dive down!
Cree: Excuse me?
Alan: Just do it! Trust me!
They nodded as Nemo steered the bed down into a gorge. They began flying slowly down a dark valley.
Nemo: Is everyone all right?
Bloo: (feeling green) I'm not.
Grievous: Don't you dare throw up on me!
Delete: It's okay, Grievie.
Psycho: This is crazy as if one of the sailor scouts would sell her soul to save her boyfriend.
-Cutaway gag-
At the shrine, Raye (in her normal clothing) looked sadly at a gasping and groaning man, panting as he grunted.
Raye: (sadly) It's...it's like how my mom died...except it's from sadness, not poison...
She looked teary at the situation before looking more worried.
Raye: Chad, please...be all right.
She then sighed sadly, meditating near the fire as she looked seriously.
Raye: Help me find a way to save Chad...I...I'll do anything.
Most of the others look alarmed as Sailor Mars suddenly brought the cutaway gag to a halt
Psycho: What the hell? We weren't done yet!
Sailor Mars: (sweatdrop) Uh...I think fighting the Nightmare King is more important than cutaway gags right now.
Psycho: (frowns) Fine, whatever, you baby.
Oompo: Now where is it?
Oomp: If we're right, there should be a secret entry somewhere in this valley.
In the Nightmare King's throne room, the manta ray flew into the room, landing near the Nightmare King. The thing whispered into his ear as he looked shocked.
Nightmare King: What!? The Dream Master in the castle? And with the scepter?!
Doom: Well, well, the boy is resourceful after all.
Phage: Now it's time we make sure they feel welcome.
Nightmare King: I was thinking of the same thing.
Back in the valley, there was some shaking in the valley, which caused the bed to whirl out of control once more.
Nemo: What's happening?
Greasy: Ay carumba! Where is this wind coming from?!
Oompe: The Nightmare King is in a bad mood!
Grievous: That means he knows we're here! Just great!
The bed was being pulled faster and faster down a tunnel. It was going so fast, everyone was almost turning green while Bloo threw up at the side of the bed. Eventually, they exited the tunnel, finding themselves floating in some dark room. As soon as they did, the goblins unmerged.
Nemo: Where are we now?
Oompo: Inside the Nightmare King's castle.
Then, the bed suddenly bumped into a rock pillar, floating in another direction.
Nemesis: What was that?
Cranston: Don't know and I don't want to know!
Oomp: I don't know either.
Oompe: It's too dark to see anything.
Oompy: It's so quiet...too quiet.
Mr. Nervous: Don't say that! Stuff like that makes me nervous!
They then bumped into another pillar, then another until they heard an evil chuckle. The group then gasped as they saw the aura from a familiar figure.
Nightmare King: (in the shadows) What a pleasant surprise. So nice of you all to join me.
Oompy: The Nightmare King!!
Courage: Look out!
They saw the giant claw trying to grab them, but the bed avoided it. It began flying away, but the claw still chased after them, breaking down pillars that was in the path. The heroes flew through a tight creak in the wall.
Oompo: (notices) Quick, a secret passageway there!
The bed was guided through the hole and the claw passed them. Inside the hole was a secret room with a door at the end of it.
Maximus: That was close!
Oompy: Nice hideout, huh?
Greasy: Si, but remind us never do that again!
Fred: Yes!
Oompe: We made it ourselves!
Oomp: Not even the Nightmare King knows.
Gohan: Well, he won't as long as we keep quiet!
Goten: Right, I hate to think what big mind would give us away.
Oompa: He can't see us in here.
Oompo: But I believe we can see him from over there at the peek hole.
The heroes and Nemo ran up to the door, then opened up the peephole. They looked around until they gasped at the huge aura with the evil nightmarish king speaking.
Nightmare King: You think you can hide? I know exactly where you are.
June: (whispering) Well, so much for that idea.
Mr. Stubborn. I think he's bluffing. He doesn't know where we are.
Nemo: (to the goblins) I thought you said he couldn't see us.
Oompo: He can't. He's bluffing.
Mr. Stubborn: See?
Mr. Nervous: For once, Mr. Stubborn, I agree with ya!
Maximus: Figures there's a reverse psychology around here.
Nightmare King: Give me the scepter, my friends, and I will let you all go.
Horton: You think he would let us go?
Grievous: No, that's an old trick the Separatists use in the Clone Wars. They would say they would let you go but will execute you later anyway.
Nothing happened as he growled in anger as he shouted.
Nightmare King: Answer me! (angrily) Now, you idiots! I'm losing my patience!
Rowlf: That makes two of us. I try and try but I keep losing my patients!
Miss Piggy: Rowlf, this is no time for Veterinarian's Hospital.
Rowlf: This will be the time to pee down my fur!
Announcer: And so Dr. Bob is...
Rowlf: Hey, hey, drama announcer guy! Now's not the time for that!
He then had an idea as he smirked.
Nightmare King: Perhaps this will persuade you.
Stan: Dude, he wouldn't.
Suddenly, a glowing pillar appeared, revealing Professor Genius unconscious and in suspended animation, standing up.
Kyle: He would.
The next one had Flip posing with a smirk, the third with the unconscious Camille, the rest had familiar faces. The ones in the secret entrance could only gasp.
Nemo: Camille, Professor, Flip!
Edward: Flip, Megaman, Mr. Small, Mr. Nosy, Geek!
Shari Spotter: Digit!
Sam: Geek, Miss Helpful, Dawson, the professor, Virgil, Strong Sad, Coco, Wilt, Dora, Mr. Lazy, Matt, Jackie, Inez, Mr. Persnickety, Camille, Darry, Kaylee, and Kid Link!
Delete: Oh no!
Slider: This is really not good!
Nemo then gasped he sees the Nightmare King walking toward Camille's pillar.
Nightmare King: How do you like my collection, Dream Master?
Rini: Why did he just call you that?
Nemo: I wish I knew.
He then used his claw aura, then the pillar began crackling with green energy.
Nemo: STOP! LEAVE HER ALONE!
Hotaru: Nemo, no!
He stopped, then grinned to where the voices were heard.
Nightmare King: So that's where you've been hiding. The game is up for you.
Maximus: (glaring) Nice going.
He then made the pillars go black as he continued.
Nightmare King: Oh, there's one piece of my collection. I think it's something I think you'd really like to see.
Timmy: I have a bad feeling about this
Cosmo: Yeah, normally bad guys has better lines than that.
Poof: Poof!
They looked as they gasped at a familiar man, unconscious, in chains being lowered slowly.
Nemo: Morphy!
The door was being opened by the boy as he managed to get out quickly. The king was lowered and he landed with his feet to the ground while the chains around him disappeared.
Rini: Oh, how horrible!
Miss Scary: Yeah, they should've put him in a scary environment or something.
Mr. Grumpy: Miss Scary!
Nemo: Your highness!
The Dream Master then rushed toward the unconscious one.
Nemo: Here's your scepter!
Hotaru: Nemo, get back here! It's a...
It was too late as the boy was pushed back screamed as the king started to glow. Morph was then trapped and encased in a pillar.
Nightmare King. Did you really think that rescuing your king would be that easy?
Then, the manta ray flew up from the ground Nemo was standing on, sending the boy flying in the air.
Nemo: AHHHH!!!
Heroes: NEMO!!
Strong Bad: Okay, f**k this! I say we rush in!
Sailor Moon Very well! Kouja no Senshi, attack!
The group appears but a familiar group of villains appear.
Ratigan: Not so fast!
Technus: It's time our game of cat and mouse be done and over with!
Mirage: Starting with all of your demises!
Davis: I got enough of these guys for a lifetime!
The gang fighting watched in horror at what's happening to Nemobefore they and the goblins got back onto the bed.
Grievous: Hop on the bed!
Delete: Let's go!
Puppetmon: Hey no fair!
The group then piloted the bed, catching the boy.
Nemo: Thanks.
Sam: Thank us after after we deal with rat girl and the manta ray.
Kate's Voice: Don't call me rat girl!
The girl saw Kate riding on the manta ray.
Raphael: Okay, this rat girl is seriously pissing me off!
Kate: I am...
The aggressive members of the group fire at Kate, knocking her right off the creature.
Basil: Quickly, to the fight!
The bed continued flying as Future Eduardo panicked.
Eduardo: Ahh! It's getting closer!
Wooly: I say, young man, be a good boy...and blast that thing to smithereens!
Nemo aimed the scepter at the manta ray chasing them as he shouted.
Nemo: Shazama Pajama, uh...Pajama Shazama!
He looked at the others as she spoke.
Nemo: I need help! Give me the words!
Wheezy: (reading) Shimera Kazam!
He nodded as he continued.
Nemo: Shimera Kazam! Next word!
Bloo: (reading) Imera Kazum!
Nemo: Imera Kazum!
The beam became a little bit bigger.
Nemesis: What's the next word?
Billy: Duh, for a good time...
Mandy: (stop Billy) Try Impera Kazum!
Nemo: Impera Kazum!
Maximus: Pucha, Poucha Pa-slamma? What kind of word is that?
Vultureman: Caw, who knows? Apparently the film writers didn't come up with better words at that point.
Hotaru and Rini: Huh?
Nemo: (shouts) Poucha poucha pa-slamma!
The manta ray came close.
Danny Cat: It's coming!
Delete: Hold me!
He glanced at the manta ray, then shouted.
Nemo: HI-YAH!
He slashed the wings off first before he slashed the manta ray in half, but not before its tail whipped the bed, destroying it.
All: Ahhhh!
Then, the two pieces of the manta ray crashed into a wall, breaking into several pieces. The goblins landed at the edge of another jagged rock while merging into a bungee, catching the others.
Sailor Mini Moon glared as she and Hotaru held the scepter together.
Sailor Mini Moon: Oh, if only...
Just then, to her shock, the scepter glowed briefly, creating a wand for her.
Sailor Mini Moon: Huh? A wand?
Just then, the group saw the giant claw as Nemesis shouted.
Nemesis: Guys!
Sailor Mini Moon: Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
The three quickly used the two items, slashing the claw and dissolving it. The Nightmare King growled in pain as he shouted.
Nightmare King: Now you shall suffer!
Then, to his shock, he noticed Hotaru glowing with a symbol on her head appearing, much to his notice.
Hotaru: (possessed voice) I will not let you take what is rightfully belonging to the Death Busters!
She then blasted the creature, destroying the other claw as he growled in pain. Hotaru, limping, looked confused.
Hotaru: Huh? What just happened?
Nightmare King: You will perish!
Danny: Wrong, it will be you who will suffered once and for all!
Sailor Moon: (dodging a blast) These guys may have us distracted but that doesn't mean we won't hesitate to beat you to the ground.
Heroes: Right!
Conan, meanwhile, looked concerned before noticing Kate on the ground. To his shock, he saw the "belt" unwinding and the hat of her's off.
Conan: (shocked) Ears and a tail?
Basil also noticed as he looked surprised.
Basil: Good gravy! She's a half breed!
Kate grunted, yelping before noticing her hat off and quickly grabbing it.
Kate: Oh no!
However, her foot was stepped on by Max and Psycho, who held a razor.
Max: Say hello to Brady Culture when we slice you!
Psycho: Bye-bye.
Kate yelped with worry. However, before the razor could come in contact, the razor was knocked off by Ratigan, using his cane.
Basil: Oh! Ratigan, you fiend! Did you manipulate or placed her in an experiment?
Ratigan only looked at Kate before turning angrily to Basil.
Ratigan: Of course not! She came to us on her own free will.
Conan: You guys are dealing with a terrible mistake.
Psycho: Like good or bad mistake?
Max: So wait? Miss Hino's mom got screwed over by a Toon rat? Damn, that must've been freaky!
Kate: Shut up and don't talk like that!
Basil: You're acting just like Ratigan.
Psycho: Yeah, you're both sewer rats, and everyone knows that.
Both: GAH!!
Nightmare King: (growls) I do not care if any of you survive or not, but I will make sure that if I go down, both the real and dream universes will be going down with me and you along with it!
Phage: (shocked) What did he say!?
Ghastly: That's what I've been trying to tell you, sir. The real and dream worlds have merged and if something isn't done, the universes may be destroyed.
Katz: Ugh, this is Lavos all over again!
Some: Who?
Everyone then felt something as the Nightmare King opened himself up, pulling up everything that was not either encased or frozen in suspended animation, trying to pull them in.
Courage: AHHHH!!!
Maximus: It's pulling us in!
Nemesis: Maximus!
June: Oh great!
Sailor Venus: Not good!
The group was starting to pull in.
Mr. Nervous: Why do I get a feeling we'll lose some of our friends?
(ED: Ashita ha Atashi no Kaze ga Fuku by Ai Maeda)
Kouja no Senshi
Chapter 9: Nightmareland Arc
Act 36: End of the Nightmare King
(OP: Over Soul by Megumi Hayashibara)
Narrator: Previously on Kouja no Senshi...
Oompo: Are you the three children he's been talking about?
They nodded as he continued.
Oompo: I have a letter for you from the king.
The group looked shocked.
Delete: Oh my gosh!
Hotaru: From King Morpheus?
Courage: Where is he?
Oompo: Last time I saw him, he was imprisoned in Nightmare Castle.
Grievous: Where's the letter! Tell us now!
Oompo: Right here!
He took it out from his fur, then gave the letter to the group.
Nemesis: Interesting...
Sailor Mini Moon: It's the incantation to use the Keyblade. It's got power.
Oompo: Yes! Enough to defeat the Nightmare King!
Greasy: Great!
Maximus: My next question is why did he sent it?
Nemesis: I guess he had faith in these three all this time.
Fidget: What's wrong, doc?
Ghastly: I just scanned the blood sample from Miss Hino and I can assure you this...she is not completely human.
Fidget: What? What's that mean?
Ghastly: Katherine Hino is, in fact, half human...and sadly, half Toon rat!
Fidget: Huh? But how come she doesn't look anything like one of those things she refers not to be?
Ghastly: Maybe she isn't being honest. Either that or she doesn't know what kind of person her father is.
Nightmare King: Perhaps this will persuade you.
Stan: Dude, he wouldn't.
Suddenly, a glowing pillar appeared, revealing Professor Genius unconscious and in suspended animation, standing up.
Kyle: He would.
The next one had Flip posing with a smirk, the third with the unconscious Camille, the rest had familiar faces. The ones in the secret entrance could only gasp.
Nemo: Camille, Professor, Flip!
Edward: Flip, Megaman, Mr. Small, Mr. Nosy, Geek!
Shari Spotter: Digit!
Sam: Geek, Miss Helpful, Dawson, the professor, Virgil, Strong Sad, Coco, Wilt, Dora, Mr. Lazy, Matt, Jackie, Inez, Mr. Persnickety, Camille, Darry, Kaylee, and Kid Link!
Delete: Oh no!
Slider: This is really not good!
Nemo then gasped he sees the Nightmare King walking toward Camille's pillar.
Nightmare King: How do you like my collection, Dream Master?
Rini: Why did he just call you that?
Nemo: I wish I knew.
He then used his claw aura, then the pillar began crackling with green energy.
Nemo: STOP! LEAVE HER ALONE!
Hotaru: Nemo, no!
He stopped, then grinned to where the voices were heard.
Nightmare King: So that's where you've been hiding. The game is up for you.
Maximus: (glaring) Nice going.
He then made the pillars go black as he continued.
Nightmare King: Oh, there's one piece of my collection. I think it's something I think you'd really like to see.
Timmy: I have a bad feeling about this
Cosmo: Yeah, normally bad guys has better lines than that.
Poof: Poof!
They looked as they gasped at a familiar man, unconscious, in chains being lowered slowly.
Nemo: Morphy!
He glanced at the manta ray, then shouted.
Nemo: HI-YAH!
He slashed the wings off first before he slashed the manta ray in half, but not before its tail whipped the bed, destroying it.
All: Ahhhh!
Then, the two pieces of the manta ray crashed into a wall, breaking into several pieces. The goblins landed at the edge of another jagged rock while merging into a bungee, catching the others.
Ling Ling: Arigato, minna!
Sailor Mini Moon: Huh? A wand?
Just then, the group saw the giant claw as Nemesis shouted.
Nemesis: Guys!
Sailor Mini Moon: Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
The three quickly used the two items, slashing the claw and dissolving it. The Nightmare King growled in pain as he shouted.
Nightmare King: Now you shall suffer!
Then, to his shock, he noticed Hotaru glowing with a symbol on her head appearing, much to his notice.
Hotaru: (possessed voice) I will not let you take what is rightfully belonging to the Death Busters!
She then blasted the creature, destroying the other claw as he growled in pain. Hotaru, limping, looked confused.
Hotaru: Huh? What just happened?
Conan: (shocked) Ears and a tail?
Basil also noticed as he looked surprised.
Basil: Good gravy! She's a half breed!
Kate grunted, yelping before noticing her hat off and quickly grabbing it.
Kate: Oh no!
However, her foot was stepped on by Max and Psycho, who held a razor.
Max: Say hello to Brady Culture when we slice you!
Psycho: Bye-bye.
Kate yelped with worry. However, before the razor could come in contact, the razor was knocked off by Ratigan, using his cane.
Basil: Oh! Ratigan, you fiend! Did you manipulate or placed her in an experiment?
Ratigan only looked at Kate before turning angrily to Basil.
Ratigan: Of course not! She came to us on her own free will.
Nightmare King: (growls) I do not care if any of you survive or not, but I will make sure that if I go down, both the real and dream universes will be going down with me and you along with it!
Phage: (shocked) What did he say!?
Ghastly: That's what I've been trying to tell you, sir. The real and dream worlds have merged and if something isn't done, the universes may be destroyed.
Katz: Ugh, this is Lavos all over again!
Some: Who?
Everyone then felt something as the Nightmare King opened himself up, pulling up everything that was not either encased or frozen in suspended animation, trying to pull them in.
Courage: AHHHH!!!
Maximus: It's pulling us in!
Nemesis: Maximus!
June: Oh great!
Sailor Venus: Not good!
The group was starting to pull in.
Mr. Nervous: Why do I get a feeling we'll lose some of our friends?
Everyone was being pulled in, but they held on while the Goblins and strongest members helped them.
Oomp: Everyone, grab a hold! And don't let go of any of them!
Mr. Strong: No problem, guys!
A huge beam from the king's eyes hit Merlock, Tak, and a part of Doom's mask. The magician grunted as he noticed the green liquid and bottle pieces on him.
Merlock: Ugh...I shouldn't have...kept the DIP with me!
With that, the two fell to the ground, dead before being pulling in.
Mirage: Well, there goes another two members.
Katz: No one really liked them anyway.
Zim: No joking.
Icarus got on the scepter and held the paper with the incantation while Nemo smiled.
Nemo: Thanks, Icarus.
Sailor Mini Moon: It's time to end that thing's reign!
Hotaru: And get the dream world and real world back to normal...for Oonichan James' sake!
James: (teary) See? She does care for us!
Meowth: Shut up, James.
The wands were pointed toward the demonic king as they shouted.
Just then, Icarus fell off and was being pulled away toward the king.
Nemo: (gasps) NOOOOO!!!
Sailor Mini Moon: Icarus!
Hotaru: He'll pay for this!
Everyone else held the scepter with them as they all shouted, though not noticing the symbol glowing on Hotaru's forehead while Sailor Moon pointed her wand at it as well.
All: (shouts) PAJAAAAAAMAAAAAAAA!!!!
Sailor Moon: MOON PRINCESS HALIATION!!
Just then, the scepter and wands emitted a blast from the tips, pushing the four backward, knocking the others away and hitting the Nightmare King. They fell to the ground as the three items were stuck in it.
James: Hotaru!
Tuxedo Mask: Sailor Mini Moon!
Sailor Cluster Prime: Nemo!
All: Sailor Moon!
The king was then hit, shouting in pain while dissolving into the mass which glowed white.
Nightmare King: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Then, there was a white shockwave explosion throughout Nightmareland. Then, when the shockwave vanished, Nightmareland was no longer dark, but lighter like a second Slumberland. Back inside, the heroes got up as they looked around.
Shirly: I don't believe it...the Nightmare King is gone!
Slider: That's good.
Sailor Moon got up and groaned.
Sailor Moon: I'm all right...
She then looked at the unconscious foes.
Max: We'll take care of it.
Psycho: Leave it to us.
The two pounced to the unconscious ones, quickly and swiftly tying them up, though now Kate's hair was a mess and shorter.
Jessie: (awakening) Huh? What?
Max: By the way, I never did figure out who that newbie they have under the cloak was.
Hiram: (awakening) She's none of your business.
The villains awoke, though Kate, noticing her reflection, screamed in fear.
Kate: (Anime tears) AHHH! I look hideous!
Sam: That takes care of one problem?
Delete: But where's Nemo?
James: And Hotaru?
Sailor Moon: And Rini?
The heroes (and James) then gasped as they saw the three lying still. They went up to them as they had worried looks. With the frozen prisoners, the pillars containing the prisoners began to vanish. When Camille's vanished, she dropped to her knees with most of them looking around and/or awakening from their slumber prison.
Digit: Whoa...
Professor Genius: Oh my.
Mr. Small: Great McGuilicuty! That was some battle!
Mr. Nosy: Where the heck are we?
Matt: I don't know.
Geek: Looks like the Nightmare King's no more.
Camille: What happened?
She rubbed her eyes as she saw a small white light with a familiar, yet smiling, boy alongside Rini (who detransformed) and Hotaru (also smiling) with the others sobbing.
Camille: (gasps) Nemo!
She ran to Nemo and dropped to her knees as the others looked at what was happening.
Digit: No!
Jackie: Not Nemo!
Mr. Persnickety: Ahhh! Rini! Hotaru!
They ran to them as Camille was hugging the seemingly dead boy, crying.
Professor Genius: Oh, dear. Poor boy.
James: AHHHH! HOTARU!!!
The others came to the boy lying still as they too joined in the sorrow. Then, a familiar king walked up to the scepter and wands, lifting them. Then, the king came to the ones lying still, then gave the wands to Sailor Moon, who looked surprised.
Sailor Moon: Your Majesty.
The three was lifted by the king while pointing the scepter to them. It glowed slightly as they finally awoke before he spoke.
Nemo: Your Majesty...I broke your promise.
Hotaru: We did too...
Rini: We're the ones who opened the forbidden door. We're sorry.
The king only smiled to them.
Morpheus: Your courage destroyed the Nightmare King and his evil kingdom is gone forever.
Nemo, Rini, and Hotaru sighed and smiled.
Morpheus: (chuckles) Quite the prince and princesses you've become, my Little Nemo, Small Lady, and Sailor Saturn.
Mr. Tickle: Who's Sailor Saturn?
Morpheus: (chuckles) You will find out soon.
James: Hotaru, I'm glad you're okay! I thought you were gone forever!
Chase: What you see in the girl? I'll never know.
Bloo: Now will someone explain what the heck is a Dream Master and why Nemo's being called that?!
Morpheus: The Dream Master is when a child that is pure of heart protects the dreams of all those that were made in the dream world, even if we are to live in the real world.
Wilt: Guess that answers his question.
Matt: Cool!
Jackie: So...is everyone ready to go back?
Hotaru, noticing the tape on the ground, picked it up as she looked at it.
Hotaru: (to herself) Could it be from that night we snuck in the museum?
Back in Slumberland, time had passed and fireworks shot into the sky for the departure of the dirigible. Nemo (back in the royal clothes minus the crown and cape), the Kouja no Senshi, and Camille (back in her princess outfit) waved goodbye to the people.
Shirly: And thus, the real world and dream world are in peace.
Courage: I hope it stays that way.
A.J.: Until some idiot decides to combine worlds again, I bet.
Rini: (notes) Say, I hate to ask Princess, but don't I know you from somewhere?
Hotaru: Come to think about it, I think I saw Flip and a few of the Slumberland people, including Morphy, before...
The goblins were on the stage with them dancing. The king with the scepter and professor all waved goodbye.
Professor Genius: Mind your manners, my dear friends!
Just then, Maximus and Nemesis frowned at a familiar figure on a bird.
Maximus: Oh no!
Nemesis: Not again!
Billy and Freakazoid: IT'S THE CLOWN!
Flip: Hey, kiddo!
Nemo: Flip!
Flip then pulled out a paper mache version of the scepter.
Flip: Hey, kiddo, I'll take care of Slumberland while you're gone!
He twirled it around before pointing it to the group on the diringble.
Flip: Shazama Pajama, Flip Flop, (pulls the string) Pajama!
It popped as confetti and streamers went on the others.
Courage: Bleck!
Shirly: I am getting annoyed now.
Sam: Tell me about it. He should put some tobacco in.
Camille: Flip!
Inez: Gross!
The scepter now looked like a giant cigar before be smoked it. Just then, he started to wheeze, cough, and sneeze non-stop, forcefully coughing himself off of Digit.
The crow, Flaps, nodded as he flew after his master.
Flaps: Wait, hold on!
He flew and caught the clown, who finally got some air.
Freakazoid: I hope we don't see that freaky clown anymore.
Bosco: (frowns) A big conspiracy. I say people has real life versions to spy on us!
Kari: (sweatdrop) Okay.
Nemo: Flip, as Prince of Slumberland, I sentence you to no more cigar smoking...forever!
Camille: Me too, Flip, and this time, we mean it!
Flip: (coughs) Oh yeah...(waving) Adios, kiddo!
June: Take care of yourself!
The Dirigible then entered Crystal cloud, and then flew out of a waterfall, and began flying all the way back to Nemo's home town.
Farewell to Slumberland
Joys without number-land
Rainbows end
Camille: (looks around) It's beautiful, Nemo.
Courage: Yeah.
Shirly: It sure is.
Farewell to dreamy times
Star beams and valentines
Where everyone is a friend
Soon, the diringble was flying above Nemo's home town.
Nemo: There's my home town!
The group smiled while the animals danced around. The princess then opened up her arms.
Camille: Come here, Icarus.
He jumped into her arms and hugged her.
Camille: Nemo?
Nemo: Yeah?
Camille: I had a wonderful time. (shed one tear) Thank you for everything, Nemo.
Nemo: (modestly) Uh, sure, I-I-
Just then, he stopped as he saw the princess move her head closer with her eyes closed and puckered her lips. The boy was starting to hesitate a little.
Nemesis: Go on, you deserve it...after all, it's like a dream come true...
Maximus gulped a bit nervously while he kissed Nemesis and Nemo closed his eyes, kissing Camille.
Laughter and bright ever afters
Scatter your tears and your fears
But once you awaken
The joy you have taken
Just disappears
Just as he kissed, everything went white, fading. The next morning, Nemo was asleep as his lips were puckered (as if he was kissing). Meanwhile, Rini was just sleeping. He then smiled, sleeping until his mom came in.
Mom: Nemo? Rini. Time to get up.
She came into the room.
Mom: Breakfast is ready. (notices) Oh good. You didn't fall out of your bed.
Nemo and Rini then awoke, a little groggy.
Nemo: Huh? Did you say something, mom?
Rini: Wow, what a dream.
She opened the shutters.
Mom: There are so many wonderful things waiting for you today.
Nemo: (sighs) It must have been all just a dream. (sits up) A wonderful dream!
Mom: Well, from the look on your face, it must have been.
Just then, his dad came in, fixing his tie.
Dad: Good morning, Nemo. Hurry up and get ready.
Nemo: (confused) Get ready for what, papa?
Dad: Get ready for what? Well, we decided to go the uh...circus today. Didn't you know, Nemo?
Nemo: (beams) The circus, really?! Oh my gosh! Can Icarus and Rini come too?
Dad: Of course they can come too. Now hurry up and get ready!
Rini: All right, yeah!
The two with left the room while Nemo smiled.
Nemo: Hooray!
Nemo then woke the squirrel, frightening him a little.
Nemo: Icarus!
The squirrel panted as he looked at his companion hugging him.
Nemo: Icarus, Rini, we're going to the circus!
Icarus went to the window dancing around while the boy laughed and watched the sky, knowing that the people of Slumberland would always remember the ones who had saved their world from the King of Nightmares.
Rini: (thinking) I wonder if mama and the others are doing okay.
Back at the Kouja no Senshi, the gang have all woke up.
Timmy: Whoa, I feel like I was asleep for hours.
Ash: I haven't slept this good since the first time me and my friends first met Jigglypuff.
Pikachu: Pikachu.
Sam: Damn, I feel like I was sleeping on something all night. Oops!
Sam then pulls out a familiar annoyed chicken from out of his coat.
Sam: Oh, sorry Mr. Featherly! I forgot you were in there. (confused) Wait, how did you get in there?
Mr. Featherly: (annoyed) How the heck I should know? I try to stay away from you fools long ago!
Serena: Friends of yours.
Max: Co-star.
Mr. Featherly: Oh yes. I remember. The main star of the circus, who I will be co-starring in this week, ask me to give you this.
The chicken gave an invite to the gang who take the read and read it.
June: (reads invite) 'You are all invited to attend the circus as honored by Camille, one of the greatest stars in the circus.' (confused) Wait, there's another Camille?
Lita: Hmmm, I wonder.
Kimi: Well, we got nothing else better to do so let's get to it.
Billy: GAH! NO, THERE'S CLOWNS! THEY WILL DESTROY US ALL, DESTROY US...
Kouja no Senshi
Chapter 9: Nightmareland Arc
Act 37: Prologue to Kingdom Hearts
(OP: Over Soul by Megumi Hayashibara)
In Toon Town itself, the heroes had arrived as they smiled.
Joey: It's been a while since we came here.
Sarah: I'm glad we arrived.
Jimmy Two-Teeth: Great, now I'm stuck on another wild goose chase.
Just then, to their surprise, they saw a familiar mouse smiling to them, though now wearing a black-white shirt with red shorts that had zippers and pockets along with black strands on his yellow shoes.
Mickey: Ha-ha. Hiya, guys.
Swiper hugged Mickey as he smiled.
Swiper: Oh gosh, Mickey! I thought the Heartless got to you.
Mickey: Aw, not to me. Besides, when I saw you guys disappear, I thought for sure something horrible happened.
Serena: Luckily, we were brought back.
Buttercup: I don't remember how, though.
Dora: Why are you dressed like that, Mickey?
Mickey: This? Oh, this is my kingly status.
Bugs: Eh, he has a point.
Daffy: Where were you? We've been waiting weeks for your return!
Mickey: Gosh, I guess the time circuits on our Gummi Ship must've went haywire or something, because we just got here.
Alf: Really? Man, that must've been rough with the Heartless.
Mickey: (notices) Wait a minute? How could you three be here when you three are back at my castle?
All Non-Toons: (shocked) You have a castle!?
Mickey: Of course. Follow me.
Inside the castle, the group saw three familiar figures unconscious.
Bubbles: (gasps) That's me...when I was younger.
Serena: I don't believe it...it all makes sense. We really were in the future somewhat.
Courage: We just didn't know it.
Sarah only looked at the room next door, looking at what appeared to be her past self.
Sarah: (smiles) Now I understand...now I know why they knew me before.
Greasy: What do you mean?
Sarah: I was in the future and I didn't know it.
Camille: Cool.
Nemo: Huh?
Camille: Just because I live in a circus, doesn't mean I don't know about the outside world.
Sasami: My goodness.
Kazooie: At least the nerd squirrel in goggles isn't here.
Tails: Kazooie, don't call Rodent that.
Sonic: Where is he anyway? And Conker and Berri?
Knuckles: Conker told me that he and Berri had to tend their items back in Willow Woods.
Silver: And Rodent was recently drafted by the SHC.
Tails: Oh dear...I guess we won't see them for a while.
Kazooie: Besides, how else will the Bad Fur Day Arc later on make sense?
Banjo: You have a point there, Kazooie.
Nack, looking outside the castle door, frowned.
Nack: Crap, speaking of which, guess who showed up.
Psycho peeked out, looking around.
Psycho: Is it the Mothership, here to take me to their leader?
Nack: No, Bat Squirrel.
The vampire, overhearing, frowned as he turned, noticing him.
Batula: Vhat are you doing here?
Nack: I was gonna ask you the same thing. Last time I saw you, you were pretty much stuck in Cyberspace.
Batula: Apparently, someone had given me zis.
He then showed what appeared to be a Digivice.
Psycho: What!? Don't tell me there's something going on.
Batula: Two figures had arrived and gave me zis.
The kid Link then looked at his sister as he grinned.
Kid Link: I don't think it was an accident.
Kid Zelda: What brings you here, sir?
Batula: Ever since I had found zis medallion, I have wanted to travel ze planet, explore a few things here and there.
Psycho: And probably screw around with ladies.
Batula: Vhat?
Psycho: (quickly) Nothing.
Kazooie: I still can't believe you're still around when you should've kicked the bucket.
Banjo: (shocked) Kazooie!
Rouge: Now hold on...I think he should stay with us until he plans to go back.
Nack: (shocked) Rouge!? What are you talking about?
Rouge: What's wrong, Nack? A little jealous?
Nack: (sweatdrops) Um, I-I-I'm not jealous!
Max & Psycho: Denial.
Batula: I thank you for ze kind offer, my dear.
Rouge: Call me Rouge.
Batula: Rouge...such a vonderful name.
He kissed Rouge's hand, making Nack shocked with some hints of jealousy.
Bugs: Anyway...shall we be off to our rooms?
They began heading through the castle while Daffy spoke.
Daffy: (looking around) I'm guessing Donald and Goofy are doing their usual duties, huh, Mick?
Mickey: Of course they are.
Hugh: Reminds me of the time I went to the castle with my brother, Drew. He and I were always hanging around together and blah, blah, blah, yakkity smackity.
Sam: Uh...great.
Jimmy Two-Teeth: (to the camera) Cue next scene, quick!
That night, at an abandoned warehouse, Sarah looked at the sky, sighing.
Sarah: I can't believe my friends and cousin got beaten up by Maleficent and Witch Hazel. And those guys...Michael, Cain, Julian...how could they just laugh at my story?
Just then, she saw a star vanishing from the sky before looking surprised.
Sarah: (thinking) Could it be..? Another world disappeared? I gotta find out.
She went downstairs before noticing two of the weasels laughing before looking at Wheezy.
Sarah: Make sure they don't laugh too hard.
Wheezy: Why?
However, she only headed out. Just at that moment, the Heartless had arrived as Sarah gasped.
Sarah: Oh no, not again!
Heartless: Princess of Hearts...we have come for you.
Sarah: (shocked) Oh no.
She backed away, though was grabbed by them as she screamed, trying to get them off.
Sarah: Let go! Let go!
Just then, as she closed her eyes, she heard slashing. Then, when she opened them, she saw two familiar weasels standing while the ones that grabbed her vanished.
Greasy: Stay in the warehouse! You'll get killed if you stay here any longer!
Sarah: (shakes her head) No! I don't wanna end up losing you again!
Psycho: (confused) Again?
She then gasped, looking at the Heartless nearing the two. She then rose her hand as a white orb appeared on it.
Sarah: Stay away from them!
She flunged it towards the other Heartless before the creatures were destroyed. The two gasped at what she did just as the other three weasels came out.
Stupid: Duh, you really are powerful.
She turned, noticing the three.
Wheezy: (coughs) I guess you were right, you must be a princess of something.
She smiled slightly as they nodded in agreement.
Sarah: I know I'm a princess, but I think we have to keep it a secret from everyone, especially Roger.
Psycho: (nods) I see.
Greasy: Not a problem.
Wise Guy: All right, but don't talk to anyone strange or idiotic looking about this.
Weasels: Right.
Sarah: We should probably get the others. They have to know I'm in danger, at least.
They nodded before separating from one another. With Sarah, she looked around in the street before noticing four unconscious figures: three of them dogs and one a wolf in pirate clothing.
Sarah: My gosh...are they...?
She then noticed the wolf opening his eyes before speaking.
Wolf: Baloo?
Then, he noticed Sarah before she yelped, looking away.
Sarah: Um, sorry...I gotta go.
Quickly, she began leaving as the other dogs awoke.
Wolf: Dumptruck, Mad Dog, Gibber, where are we?
The scrawny dog looked around.
Mad Dog: I don't know, Captain Don Karnage. The last time we checked, those black things were attacking Cape Suzette.
Dumptruck: Yar, and they was being a pain just when we got that bear in your clutches, Captain. Other than that, we don't know where we is.
Karnage: Hmmm...so this place is new? Hmmm...perhaps that lady from earlier will tell us.
He began heading off as the three pirates, with concern, followed. With the others, they were gathered as Serena looked surprised.
Serena: The Heartless are here!?
Terra: We have to wake up Mickey and-
Swiper: No, this is something we must do.
Norman: He has a point. We don't want Mickey to be in any danger as it is if he learns what became of his father.
Flip: Good thing the inventors made my umbrella like a weapon.
Nemo: And gave me something as good as the scepter.
Sailor Mini Moon: I still can't believe this wand is still with me after all this time.
Professor Genius: We must find the keyhole you speak of and make sure Delete seals it up. Now, where was it last?
Shirly: I know where it is...it's at the ACME factory, at least in 1947.
Courage: That's right! We were there when Sarah found the door.
Sarah: And if they try to attack it again...I don't know what will happen.
Virgil: Well, we better hurry before Team Spicer gets to the keyhole first.
They nodded, quickly heading off. Unknown to any of them, some familiar pirates, looking concerned, followed. At the ACME Factory, which looked old and almost ruined, Team Spicer looked around the place.
Drakken: Are you guys sure the keyhole was here?
James: If I didn't see it, I wouldn't have believed it.
Meowth: Where could it be anyway?
Kate: So this keyhole...is it important?
Doom: Of course it is.
Jessie: Too bad part of your face is tearing up.
Bobcat: I thought it was a mask.
Phage: It is a mask, you mutt.
Argit: Hmmm...if I were to remember correctly...
He then pointed to an area of the ground.
Argit: It should be somewhere here.
Katz: Speaking of which, where are Delta, Beta, Gamma, Xena, and Flara, Black Mamba?
Black Mamba (Reptile Nemesis): Sssaid something about resssurecting that Blackjack fella.
Dr. Viper: Hmph, sssounds stupid if you were to asssk me.
Shego: No kidding.
Harley Quinn gasped before noticing a keyhole on the ground.
Harley: Oh, Mr. J! I found it!
Joker: Ah, good work, Harley!
Phage: Now...who here has the power to control the Heartless?
Iago: Uh, that's the thing. Only Jafar and Maleficent know how to.
Mirage: Maleficent never taught me or Katz either.
Voice: Then allow us to help.
Then, they noticed Ridley, Gannondorf, the clones, a familiar boy with Edward's limbs, and a familiar dragon-like droid arriving.
Ember: You're that ghost thing from before.
Gamma (Blue Betty): Right, before we used alchemy to resurrect him. All it took was a Millennium Item like that crown I found before the Nightmare King was destroyed and bam, his soul binded.
Envy: Interesting.
Lust: I recognize that boy...he was with us during the Lavos incident.
Gluttony: Wrath!?
Wrath: He-he. Nice to see you too.
Delta (White Nemesis): We gave him some of those stones we found to make him help us.
Beta (Yellow Nemesis): No duh!
Blackjack: Luckily, Gannondorf can also control the Heartless as well.
Gannondorf: Allow me to demonstrate.
Then, he snapped his fingers, making the Heartless appear.
Gannondorf: Thank Jafar for teaching me this trick.
Iago: Whoa!
Ridley: Now do your thing.
He nodded before looking at the Heartless.
Gannondorf: Now, attack the keyhole!
Voice: Jupiter Thunder Crash!
He yelped as the foes dodged and some of the Heartless were destroyed. Then, to their notice, they saw some familiar faces.
Phage: The Kouja no Senshi...
Blackjack: And Delete...
Delete: (gasps) Blackjack!
Matt: Oh no!
Buzz: Yipes!
Jackie: Not good.
Inez: How did he get back to life?
Digit: No time for chit chat! We gotta fight them before they get to that keyhole!
Psycho: You know, I wish Hotaru was here instead of the Wicked Witch of the Ugly!
Max: Yeah. I say we witchslapped Kaori first chance we get!
James: Hey, we want a shot at her first!
Meowth: Same here!
Jessie: (frowns) You idiots...
Sam: Okay, how about Psycho witchslapped Kaori, Max shave her hair off, and James send his Pokemon to really screw her up.
Meowth: (frowns) But that leaves me with the feet!
Sam: Okay, we'll throw in the face, but that's about it.
Goku: Kamehameha!!!
Goku fires his attack at the villains who dodge it in time.
Jack Spicer: Hey watch it! Some of us are...needed later on!
Cartman: Goddamn it, this is more stupid than the second time Jules made out with Cherry!
-Cutaway gag-
We see Cartman outside the door knocking on it. We hear familiar giggling in there.
Cartman: Ay, Jules, hey Jules! We need to talk about the schedule. (pause) Ay, is someone in there with you?
-End cutaway gag-
Sailor Solaris: (annoyed) Hey, it wouldn't have happen if someone haven't spike the punch!
Vultureman: (sweatdrop) I thought I could lighten things up after what happen with Serena's parents.
Delete gasps as a familiar item appears nearby.
Delete: That must be the keyhole!
Judge Doom: (notices) No, stop him before he locks it!
Blackjack: I will get him this time!
Blackjack jumps towards Delete roaring...but stops and looks alarmed as TNT and Dynamite appears in the way. Soon an explosion occurs just as two familiar Looney Tunes characters look on.
Bugs: (smirks) Eh, nice kaboom, Wile E.
The coyote nods but a blackened Blackjack angrily grabs him by the neck.
Blackjack: Traitor!
Soon the clone yelps as gunshots blew out some of his teeth. We see Sam and Max, blow dressed in Pulp Fiction like clothing.
Sam: Hey, you folks think we could thought of passing up on parodying this film?
Max: Nope!
The cops blew out more of Blackjack's teeth, much to his embarrassment. Sarah yelps as Judge Doom advances on her.
Judge Doom: Sad this has to happen, dear 'cousin'. Oh well...
Just before Judge Doom could strike, a sword blocks his attack in time.
Karnage: (glares) Hands off the fair maiden, villain!
Sarah: Oh, well thanks.
Psycho: Gah! No, not another wolf! No, no, no, no way, no how!
Judge Doom screams in alarm as Taz bit him in the rear.
Katz: (annoyed) First Wile E., now you?!
Taz: Eh, Taz don't like food Spicer serves anyway.
Hector: Hey come on! We have to lay off the cooks!
Quickly Delete uses his Keyblade on the keyhole, sealing it up.
Delete: Phew, that's...
Suddenly the droid yelps as the keyhole is now doing some sucking.
Delete: Gah, I think I did something wrong!!!
Katz: (gasps) No! The keyhole is sucking things in!
Most of the heroes held on but most aren't so lucky. Delete, Betty, Sailor Moon, Sailor Mars, Rika, Tuxedo Mask, Jake, Misty, Danny, June, Mac, Terra, Sam Dog, Max Rabbit, Nack, Psycho, Darry, Kaylee, Sailor Mini Moon, Nemo, Camille, Karnage, Sarah, Batula, a boy named Willis, Tron, Roll, Grievous, Bloo, Wilt, Coco, Eduardo, Dora, Swiper, Mr. Bump, Mr. Grumpy, Miss Calamity, Renamon, andc Willis's Digimon Terriermon and Lopmon are sucked through the keyhole.
Mr. Bump: Oh poopity poop!
Beast Boy: Terra!
Bloo: Mommy!!!!
Phage: Damn it! What else can go wrong?!
Soon the villains got sucked through the keyhole as well. Jack Spicer, the Dark Masters, Drakken, Shego, Argit, Team Rocket, Skulker, Bobcat, Ember, Wuya, Chase, Shredder, Bebop, Rocksteady, Hiram, Mouser, Pinky, Brain, Judge Doom, Vlad, Carl, Ratigan, Kate, Adelaine, Gaston, Father, the Delightful Children From Down The Lane, the Betty Clones, Pastmaster, Blackjack and Control Freak are pulled right through, disappearing from sight.
Dr. Wily: (frowns) You have to say!
Soon a while later, the keyhole disappears as those who weren't suck in, fell to the ground.
Mr. Scatterbrain: (laughs) Let's do that again!
At some sort of familiar place, a familiar group wakes up groaning.
Nemo: What happened?
Mr. Grumpy: (frowns) Oh crooked cucumbers, we must have got suck through that keyhole.
Delete: (sweatdrop) Uh was that a bad thing?
Willis: I don't think so.
Rika: (glares) BTW, who are you and why do you have a Terriermon and Lopmon as your Digimon?
Willis: Willis, I was with you guys the whole time, remember?
Nack: Gah! Get off me, Bat Squirrel!
Batula frowns as he got off Nack.
Batula: No respect.
Voice: Hey, you folks okay?
Everyone turns and saw a silver-haired boy nearby, looking concerned.
Sailor Mars: Yeah, we were.
Sailor Moon: Uh, can you tell us where we are?
Boy: Sure. The name is Riku and this place is Destiny Islands.
At the ACME Factory, the others looked at where the keyhole once was.
Sailor Jupiter: Serena! Raye! Come back!
Servebots: Come back, Miss Tron!
Tiesel: Oh no.
Megaman: My sister...how did this happen?
Davis: I still can't believe Willis and his Digimon got sucked in.
Yang: Uh, how the heck did they get involved?
Davis: Well, it was during the afternoon and well, I saw Willis and his two Digimon that look like Suzie and Henry's Digimon arrive, so I asked and he joined, and when you're in a huge group, it's hard to notice.
Matt Ishida: Now you tell us.
Mad Dog: Poor Captain Karnage.
Greasy: Karnage? Strange name.
Dumptruck: Where the heck is we?
Tai: You're in the ACME Factory, just so you know.
Sonic: (notices) Looks like Team Spicer ran off when we were seeing where they went.
Mr. Nervous: All except Wile E.
Taz: Uh-huh.
Wile E.: (holds a sign) "Some of them were picking on me too much anyway."
Professor Frankly: That is understandable.
Goombella: Yeah.
Miss Whoops: I just hope my brother doesn't get into more hurtful situations than it already was.
Kazooie: Hey, don't worry. He's not gonna get killed, so you know.
Basil: Kazooie is right. After all, we need to be sure they're all right.
Maximus: Still...the Pastmaster got sucked in...and to be frank, I hate to think what would be going on.
Sailor Venus: We need to head back. We'll let Mickey know tomorrow on what's going on.
All: Right.
With that, the heroes left as some of them had worried looks.
Oompy: Nemo and Rini...be all right.
At Destiny Islands, the group looked through the place.
Miss Calamity: Wow, it's so beautiful here, Mr. Riku.
Riku: Please, call me Riku.
Terra: It's like...I've lived here before or something.
Sailor Mars: And it makes you forget all the troubles...
Sailor Moon: By the way...we're the Kouja no Senshi and some of them are our friends from Team Spicer...sorta.
James: Sorta?
Mr. Grumpy: Some of them are our friends, others are just annoying like when Mr. Stubborn found that giant bird thing the other day.
-Cutaway Gag-
In the jungle, Mr. Stubborn and Miss Helpful noticed a rare bird before it schwacked to him.
Miss Helpful: Oh my goodness, that must be the rare bird of the Venezuelan jungle!
Mr. Stubborn: This bird is not rare! It looks rare, but it is not!
It then lifted Mr. Stubborn up before it swallowed him whole.
Miss Helpful: Oh forgot to mention that sometimes, it may try swallowing you.
Mr. Stubborn: (inside) This bird is cheap!
-End Cutaway Gag-
Mr. Grumpy: And trust me, you do not want to know how he got out.
All: Eww!
Delete: Strange, when I'm here, it feels like I've done this before.
Some: Us too.
Swiper then looked at the female mouse with them.
Swiper: Um, who are you anyway?
Adelaine: I'm Adelaine, and I came with Katherine to find Hiram.
Mouser: (sing-songy) The king's got a girlfriend.
Hiram: (blushing slightly) Cut it out, Mouser! I get made fun of enough from Ratigan, I don't need that from you too.
Pinky: Besides, at least Ganny got someone.
Ratigan: (frowns) What are you implying?
However, Sailor Moon, Delete, and Betty gasped, stopping before they saw a familiar figure.
Three: Sora!
Willis: Sora got here too?
Delete: No, it's a male Sora.
Betty: He's the same guy we saw in our dream.
Riku only looked concerned.
Riku: And as usual, Sora's slacking off.
As they watched, Sora awoke slightly, looking out the sea. Then, he yawned before lying on the ground. Just then, a red haired girl came, smiling before he yelped.
Sora: Whoa!
Girl: (giggles) Sora, are you okay?
Sora: Give me a break, Kairi.
Kairi: I knew I'd find you snoozing down here.
They looked at each other before Sora gasped, realizing something.
Sora: No, wait! This huge black THING swallowed me and three others right up! We couldn't breathe and-Ow.
He started feeling a bit of pain on the head while Kairi looked curiously at him.
Kairi: Are you still dreaming?
Sora: It wasn't a dream! (puzzled) Or maybe it was? Man, that place was so weird. Where was it.
Kairi: Come on, let's go.
Sora got up and followed her. As he does, Sora speaks up.
Sora: Say, Kairi, what was your hometown like? The one where you grew up at?
Kairi: I already told you. I am really not sure. I couldn't remember.
Sora: Not at thing.
Kairi: (sad) No.
Sora: Do you ever wanted to go back?
Kairi: (giggling) Of course not! I'm happy here with you guys.
Sora: (excited) Really?
Kairi: But I wouldn't mind seeing where I come from again.
Sora: I want to see it too! Including all the worlds out there! I want to see there all!
Kairi: Well, what are we waiting for?
Riku, smirking, only glanced at them.
Riku: Hey!
They turned to him as he spoke.
Riku: Aren't you guys forgetting someone?
He tossed it to Sora, who tried holding it, but fell to the ground. Then, to Sora's shock, he saw Sailor Moon, Betty, and Delete before they ran up to each other.
Four: You guys! I saw you in my dream and-
Sora: Wow, I can't believe it. It looks like some dreams do come true.
Delete: Then it wasn't a dream?
Betty: Or something strange?
Sailor Moon: Wait, you had that too?
Swiper: What are you talking about?
Riku: (to Kairi) And you're just no better than he is.
Kairi: I thought you would noticed sooner or later. Let's finish it together. Race time!
Sora: Huh?
Riku: You're serious?
Kairi: The rest of you too. I can tell most of you will be good friends with us.
Puppetmon: Goodie!
MetalSeadramon: (sweatdrops) Uh, about that-
Kairi: Yes! Ready, set, go!
They then started running and racing toward another part of where they were as they chuckled as of laughed happily.
Sailor Moon: (thinking) We'll be reunited soon...I promise.
(ED: Ashita ha Atashi no Kaze ga Fuku by Ai Maeda)