Dizzy & the Marine CorpsJune 10 2008 at 5:24 PM
|RJ (Login Poetetc)|
Long time reader, first time poster. Love your site & I think the toons are just hilarious.
My question is about Dizzy. How does he feel about the war in Iraq? Does he want to enlist? If the draft were reinstated, would his parents move to Canada? Oh, and do they support the President? Did they vote for George Bush?
And how did Dizzy react to the pictures of Abu Ghraib? Does he feel it reflects poorly on all war dogs, or just the German Shepherds? Would Dizzy have taken part in the hazing, or would he have just mauled everyone in the room?
If he were stationed in Afghanistan, how long would it take him to find Osama bin Laden? When he found him, would Dizzy bring him to justice or rip out his throat & tell everyone Osama resisted capture? If Dizzy decided to bring him in, would he need help hauling Osama's dialysis machine out of the mountains or could he do it on his own?
Oh, and is it true that Dobermans can fly? I read somewhere that they could fly. That would be really cool. I want a flying dog. And can they really talk? Man, a dog that can fly AND talk! Can they do it from birth, or is it something you have to teach them? I want a Doberman. Can I have one of yours?