Is tha' Peeroni gonna do a dogtrot? How about a Pasa Dobie or a dogged dance of domesticashun...? and pliz don't hiss full volume in the microphone like yew did at tha' A-catamy Awards. Skeered everbody ota they wits. (And leave the darn cat-0-nine tails at home dress is catsual)I herd the latest...Y'all has been hangin' round with a (gasp) Catahoola Leopard Dog! Talk about interspecies romances! Hang by yer claws, StarPuppy
