Aw Star

Meu wern't spozta menshun dat little microphone thing. I meen it wern't no Janet Jaksum meowment er nuttin. How wuz I spozta kno all dem lappudles wuz gonna make so many wet laps fur dem peepul?

Der gonna be a purrfeshynel annowncer dis yeer fur de event. We got a humun whu will werk fur food frum a annowncer site. He don't be reel brite cuz he don't evun git to see da food till he dunn talkin.

Der ain'tgona be no interspecies stuff, I be happy wid my skweez Daisey. Dais can throwe a mean left 4hook.

How meu gyze comin on lodein Aunti into da trukk fur da ride over? Didshe got over da crochidys yet? Don'tfurgit heer hairball grease.