I can't believe what I read...PETA is protesting about our Pres swating a fly! MG, he had a NAME, people! It was FRED Fly.
Hah! Well, Auntie was furious. Flies are such adorable little beings, Who can't love them landing on us and putting their cute little probiscus up and down on our skin as they taste us? My gosh, Pres should have been honored. Auntie decided to voice her aghastness and is posting it here! It isn't about the toons, or Dobermans, but gosh what Doberman who has had the tips of their ears bitten bloody by flies wouldn't protest the demise of one of these cute little darlings? Besides nobody's had any comments for a while, and Auntie wishes to vent. So she's posting a rant.
Auntie wishes to urge everyone to laud these charming creatures, in spite of their revolting mannerisms and disease hitch-hikers.
Lest we forget...flies have such a lovely habit of spitting out saliva and then sucking it up.Then they pee. Matters not what "food" they are dining upon...such as sores, Poo, garbage, whatever. After all, they are such lovable creatures we should never swat them. Same goes for the darling little mosquitos. Zippy and Zee, the adorable DoberToons mosquitos, are buzzing in protest that their buddy was killed in the lion of duty. (Peeing on the Head of State was his assignment for the day. He will of course be honored with a hero's funeral by Peetah, including all the family. (1 trillion at last count) who are all gathering in the outside latrines in Washington to form a protest march and fly, against the President's action. Fred Fly's widow, weeping hysterically in grief, gave this touching testimonial to her late husband's squashing:"He was a good husband. I'll miss him and his sense of humor. The larva all miss their daddy terribly. The President has done a terrible thing, how dastardly. But we're going to fix him good. We're all going to meet in Washington and decend on the White House in unison and pee! Can you imagine a trillion flies doing THIS on the White House?"
We, the American people, urge all fly lovers to keep those flies zipped.
Untie! Another Auntie Dobe R. Mann message of wisdom
