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    • Zachary (Login dreamparkingspace)
      Posted Jul 8, 2008 2:07 PM

      Hi everyone. Star the dog here. I've recently been practicing my stand-up comedian routine. Okay, okay, here goes...

      A Doberman walks into a bar and says "Ow!"

      I got this cousin who is a Mancester Terrier, Weimaranar, Rottweiler, Greyhound mix of some sort -- great guy, good dog.

      I never realized I had food aggression 'till I killed one of my litter mates during feeding time one day.

      Okay, a versatile Doberman and a versatile German Shepherd get in a fight. Who wins? Answer: The German Shepherd runs away and starts herding things like the dope that he is.

      I went to Qdoba restaurant the other day but they had a sign that said "No dogs allowed." What's up with that? I thought the sign read Qdobe. <===kinda lame, however Star wrote it and certainly not the owner of Shawnee, Tatum, and Hector.

      "I can go all night dogs." - StarPuppy (everyone's new favorite stand-up comedian)

      Okay, I'm outta here like a homerun.

      - Zachary/Shawnee/Tatum/Hector
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