Gremlin NWC EdD (no login) Posted May 7, 2009 2:04 AM
We gotsta do whut we gotsta do ta keep her Royal Hippiness crankin.
I ran across one of them Marimba thingys one time when I was puttin some evasive moves on a St Brenard who was chasin me, er was he a sheepdawg, hard to tell when yer haulin and just glancin back. The guy drivin that thin was NOT feline friendly, he tried hittin me wid 4 funny hammers, so I spit in his eye, glanced back and saw I ahd a good lead on the dawg, and made tinkle in the guy's beer. Den I hauled agin.
I bin investergatin da toon shortage, an it seemz certain unidentified PawSonell done chewed Aunti's Crayolas. Wen dem crayols came back from the chewin dey was all brown wid little speckles of color and fat & steamin too. I unnerstand why Aunti refused to use em. Further investigashun is ongoing.
I tried gittin up a collection to buy new crayons, but all dat came in so far is a bunch of white fur and some chewed rawhide. I be workin on it hard as I can, but as meu kno it's NIP growin season & I got my pawsfull supervisin dumb ol Maxwell Smart here.
