Itz me Sirius. I am so ashamed, my meowem done compleeteeellly koruptid me.
I git slapd arownd by felines, an I beg fur vegiterribles. Other Dobies won't woof with me no more an I bin redoocd ta wuufin wid a Labidore.
Meowem fed me spinich an letus an kukumbir an apricott an tater an beans an red & green peppers an celery an apples an peaches an onions an horseradish an I feel likk I let my species down.
Help me Aunti, I got a mater jonse an dressing on my back!
Da onlee gudd thing I duin is givin Max trubl lernin my comands. I do sum uv dem good, but I refuses to do the STAY theeng an Max's hair be fallin owt.
