Pshaw Dobie, you fret for nuttin'.
Furst of all,
It's nice to hear from you and all the other nice folks who post on this here Doberman fun board.
Your list of vittles looks gud. Onions aint' the greatest for Dobers, but all the rest will keep yer teeth in and yer coat sparklin'. Ye are not disrepectin' the Doberman meat eaters atall. Theyuns all need Fido-neutrients in addition to flesh. So don' dispare, yr actually a very fortunate Doberman, not doomed to a boring diet of nuttin' but kibbles for vittles. ANd of course it's alus delightful to find a Dober who can type...yer spellin ain't exactly quiz kid, but by cracky it do make sense. As fer tha' "Stay" command, 'tis really simple to solve that restlessnessness & hair pullin' out Max is doin'.Simply woof down 12 hot dogs, & hush puppies washed down with a few gallons of Dog's Beer and you won't move for an hour .Besides yoooo will save Maxwell his hair.
So fear not, you're in gud hands. If anyone can pull your leash, & clue you into the methods of controlling Massa, Grem (the gud cat) can.