Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Aunti yer jus purrmaturley April fulin da humunz. Evrybudy knoz Dobise kin typp, jus lukk at dat tune on topa da page.
Grem sez da spelin thin is a glicych in dat Dober tu humun transisturlater him & Mr Cha develuped so Grem cudd catmeownikate wid meuall.
Gess wut, tuday I had Max drive me ovr ta Dr Vet da pawdiatrician so I cudd pikk up my Heartworm Purrventivv. I evin connd da cutie in da offic an gott hur ta help me on da scals. I git ta chekk hur pokit fur biskits wenn she helps me. I scored 2 biskits. Den dum ol Max luks at me an asks if I browt muny fur Dr Vet, an I did my wurld famus NO POKITZ rutine. Max got stuk wid da bill, an we ain't woofin da Aflac Dukk.
ALL da Humunz betur pay attenshin here, itz time ta start dat Heartworm stuff, cuz dem wurms ain't no fun! I knooo! It tukk me frum last Septembur till now ta git my weight back on an my legs strong agin cuz uv dem nastee wurms. Now I kin drag Max arownd.
TAKK YER HEARTWURM PILLS! FLEASTUFF TOO!
Don't furgit yer biskits wenn you go to da Pawdiatrician either.
Siri