It is my pleasure to announce that the formerly evil pup known as PeeRoni will be graduatingMiss Daisey's Dance & Manners Academy with the class of 2009.
The boy will dance across the stage and purrticipate in the recital. Daisey is proud to announce that little chewing problem has been solved too. We found maple blocks stuffed between his molars stopped the chewin completely.
Graduation cermionies will be at 7:30 sharp.
Guests can feel free to bring DobieTreats and of course cat treats too. I'll be the MC.
Is tha' Peeroni gonna do a dogtrot? How about a Pasa Dobie or a dogged dance of domesticashun...? and pliz don't hiss full volume in the microphone like yew did at tha' A-catamy Awards. Skeered everbody ota they wits. (And leave the darn cat-0-nine tails at home dress is catsual)I herd the latest...Y'all has been hangin' round with a (gasp) Catahoola Leopard Dog! Talk about interspecies romances! Hang by yer claws, StarPuppy
Meu wern't spozta menshun dat little microphone thing. I meen it wern't no Janet Jaksum meowment er nuttin. How wuz I spozta kno all dem lappudles wuz gonna make so many wet laps fur dem peepul?
Der gonna be a purrfeshynel annowncer dis yeer fur de event. We got a humun whu will werk fur food frum a annowncer site. He don't be reel brite cuz he don't evun git to see da food till he dunn talkin.
Der ain'tgona be no interspecies stuff, I be happy wid my skweez Daisey. Dais can throwe a mean left 4hook.
How meu gyze comin on lodein Aunti into da trukk fur da ride over? Didshe got over da crochidys yet? Don'tfurgit heer hairball grease.
Ahem...I means the stately mature cronette who pays my billz...she toe-in the line gud. Her Chriopactater jus bot a new Hummmmer, but she feelin' old self and loaded up another toon tonight. He got her funny bone adjusted jes fine. She sez she's a new bee wid that vitimin inriched joy juice for her hairballs. Nuttin' like a leddle nip, eh? Yas we don' need no more Janet Jackson Malfunksuns. Heh heh...hang by yer claws, Star
My Meowem stiks teabags in a jug den filsit wid water an stiks it outside fur a while. Den she drinks da juice.
I bin programmin Maxwell Smart to stuff a few leaves of nip in a jar wid some watr an den bringin it in fur me an Daisey. I red bowt catnip tea an we wanna try it. Iffin it werks meu kin makk sum fur Aunti. Mitt makk her regewler likk dey say on TV.
