Hows yer skeduell? I need ya ta go bite some of the dimwitted impawlite hoomuns in da reskew bizness.
I tell ya sum uv deze reskew humuns musta bin browt up wid absawlutely no manners. I have pawlitely emeowed askin bowt the feline friendly rating of sevral Dobies dey got postid on der sites lookin fur himes, an dem lazy humunz down't evun anser.
Gee whiz Grem, Ah cain't arf (speak) for every resque groupe, but shore is strag you don' hear from them. Gud homes be so hard to find these daze fer all tha' resques in resque. Whut I'd do is telefone. Usual they post a bit about tha' dobe and if he/she is gud with kids and kitties and other doggs. Does this mean Max is gunna get a Dobe to aid ye in yer owl watchin? Yay!
Hey Star, we got da appawcation, an it's compawcated. It way too compawcated for Maxwell Smart so I gotta du it.
Dey want alotta infurmashin. I sent dum ol Max owt ta takk sum pikshers fur incluzin, like the Dobie Run an da BIG lawn. Den I edutid owt all da CatNip so dey don think we in da drug biznez heer.
Dey wunt tu kno wer da Dobie gonna sleep. Meowem sez ain't no way in hell he be slepin in da bed wid hur, good thin cuz I barley got rume der, Meowem rollz a lot. Daisey sez he ayn't slepin in da Feine-American room cuz dats hurz & mine wen she letz me in. Meowem sez da kowch iz off limuts tu. Dumol Max sez dat he guna byld a wrotiron bed iffin da Dobie comz heer. He got a brylyunt mindflash frum a piksher 1a dem Dopshun placis tryd ta conn us inta donatyn a bed fur a lotta money. Dat thin is simplur ta makk den my DIY cattunnel projekt, so evun a humun dummmmm az Max shud be abul ta byld.
Meowem sez we fotsta werk owt sumtin bowt are food dish on da kichun floor tu. I B runnin sum idears threw AutoCad. Elektrik Dobie Zapper wid a cornceeled switch mite B a litul ovur da top.
