All us 4footers from Dobies to lesser species needs is a place to help us interfurface with humans an other 2leggers.
Aunti is the one with tha answers.
We shuld have an Ask Aunti space where us 4 footed peepul can come fur answers. Star can answer the simple stuff on how to train humans, and Aunti can handle the tough stuff.
Okay, shoot. What's yer problem, aside from being wiser than Garfield? I'm sure you treat Siri like Gar does Odiferous Odie. Anyway, since Auntie refers to me as "Star, the wonder dog", I kin answer most anything. Sort=of. .d
Like meu woof I aint got no purroblems wid Siri, got da boy traned tu a fine edge. Jus Thursday nite we had meatball subs fur supper an I do love my guidogravy.
Max sits Siri's plate on the floor fur him an Siri comes a whippin while Max is fetchin his kibble, and finds me sitting there with my face in his plate. Natchewtoy being a Southern Gent that Siri is he just sits there lookin all sad & stuff till I finish lickin gravy. Meowem's standin there figurin there gonna be a purroblum.
Max jus grabbbd hiz camera likk he always duz since Siri & me made him our pawblicity flunkey. Max got sum good pics. Wen I got as much gravy as I could hold I pulled a meatball off the plate so Siri could dig into his chow, cause I'm all generus an such. I evin left the pup some meatball that I took off his plate.
Are purroblums here is mostly 2legger. Siri's been workin his paws off tryin to leashtrain Meowem, but all she does is complane. Meowem bein female just dont listen tu instrukshuns.
Meu got anee ideas how we fix Meowem?
