Top-ten reasons for using graphics mode...

by (Login qb432l)
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TOP TEN REASONS FOR USING GRAPHICS MODE

10. - You don't need to use CLS (although some of us still need to use Cialis).
9. - Pictures, unlike words, don't have to be spelled correctly.
8. - With 256K colors, you won't use up your red crayon so fast.
7. - Text would drive kids away from their computers. Do you really want that?
6. - It's GRAPHIC sex and violence, not TEXT sex and violence!
5. - Counterfeit money printed in text mode wouldn't even fool blondes.
4. - Without graphics mode, ancient Egyptians wouldn't have been able to use computers.
3. - With graphics mode, you don't have to lie down to view smiley faces.
2. - In graphics mode, "boob" only has one meaning.

...and the number one reason for using graphics mode...

1. - You can't show someone the finger using text!!

-Bob



    
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Posted on Aug 8, 2008, 11:19 PM

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ROFL... but you are wrong about reason #1... on Aug 8
 *Point taken -- and I didn't even have to lie down ;-) on Aug 9